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Leper Go-getter
Nov 7, 2010
The deal is
I have really good sex moves,
That I learned in China.
I’m a sexual tiger,
And I feed on vagina

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Women

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Wxmyn

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you can’t spell women’s rights without men’s rights

Incelshok Na
Jul 2, 2020

by Hand Knit

Stink Billyums posted:

I like women. But I hate fat people. So by transitive fat properties I hate 70% of women, oh poo poo

This you:

Vitruvian Manic posted:

Most of women's vaginal odor is a result of bacteria migrating from their anus to their vagina. And coworkers with low-fiber diets smell like their poo poo.

So basically, anybody who is a) fat or b) a woman is immediately recognizable by their poop.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Bad Purchase posted:

you can’t spell women’s rights without men’s rights

Can’t spell men’s rights without nightmares :drac:

…or horse mints :horse:

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

Bad Purchase posted:

you can’t spell women’s rights without men’s rights

You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Bad Purchase posted:

you can’t spell women’s rights without men’s rights

Lol

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Extra row of tits posted:

You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.

I keep trying to rhyme slaughter with laughter and it sounds like a New England town that’s big enough for a Dunkin’ but remote enough for a Honey Dew.

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
Slaughter is just past North kilt town. If you see impossible accent you’ve gone to far.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Extra row of tits posted:

You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.

you cant spell penis without pee

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
you can't say happiness without saying penis

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

A Strange Aeon posted:

you can't say happiness without saying penis

:aaaaa:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

What's the deal with airline food op

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

as a heterosexual maleman, a cishet, i get irritated by the constant tingling in my balls in response to women

i was meeting a colleague in a cafe and in my line of sight was a beautful red haired barista and I found her so distracting and I was getting really annoyed with myself about it

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
i would never talk to a woman

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Ape Fist posted:

i would never make eye contact with a woman

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Just marry a redhead, bam problem solved. I married one and my life is awesome.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

yes even that

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

git apologist posted:

as a heterosexual maleman, a cishet, i get irritated by the constant tingling in my balls in response to women

i was meeting a colleague in a cafe and in my line of sight was a beautful red haired barista and I found her so distracting and I was getting really annoyed with myself about it

:goofy:

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