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The subwoofer is killing my back but the hype will make it all worthwhile!
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day in the life of a multimodal person *walking to store* self: activate SLOW Mode to appreciate the scenery *person walks by with dog* self: activate PET Mode to pet the dog *stranger starts up a conversation. they are an old lady and talk about the price of dental floss going up* self: activate OLD LADY Mode to talk to the old lady. say: wow the rutabegas sure are in season now old lady: yes thats true dear, how sweet self: activate CONVERSATION ENDING Mode to walk away self: activate WHISTLE Mode *whistles way into the store* clerk: stop doing that self: activate SILENCE Mode. activate STORE BROWSING Mode clerk: thank you
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Feb 18, 2023 14:39
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tellmenottowhistleillwhistleundermybreathjerk "Will this be all for you?" Activate FAKE SMILE "Yep!" 😀 https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Feb 18, 2023 15:50
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*SNIFFFF* Hold up, I need to refresh the fragrance of my art piece. *Sprays seltzer bottle full of goat urine.* |
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Feb 18, 2023 18:34
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Buying an endoscope to project live footage of my colon onto the sidewalk in front of me. |
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Feb 18, 2023 19:03
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completion... forty... percent... forty... one... percent forty... two... percent *gf nibbles on my ear* seventy... eight... percent
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