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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Dusty is Bart Simpson trying to get the cupcake but getting shocked every time

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Astros need to do to Montero what the Jays did to Manoah

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

...! posted:

Astros need to do to Montero what the Jays did to Manoah

Dana Brown needs to save Dusty from himself

Do the needful, Dana

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

fast cars loose anus posted:

This is where I wish we had someone like Steve Cohen in charge because he'd eat the Montero contract and fix it; Crane will go "well darn our big spending didn't work out gotta tighten the belt congratulations Rangers"

The fact that Crane himself negotiated Montero's deal without having a GM means he's never going to admit the mistake and cut bait

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Welp, with the way Pressly's been going lately it might be time to congratulate the Dodgers on their win

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I think it's time to consider that maybe Dusty isn't a good manager and the Astros were just so good last season they were able to overcome him

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Even if Pressly does the job there's no way they win in extras on the road.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
At least Julks makes me happy sometimes

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Have to score 3 minimum for me to feel safe here

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
for fucks sake this team is collectively as stupid as any in the majors

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

oh my god julks just ruined a great opportunity

That's a run just now if he's not an idiot

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
That would have been a sac fly for Dubon if Julks hadn't been such an idiot there

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Yeah 1 run ain't gonna do it fellas

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Lmao the gently caress was that

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

why not just let maldy bat anyway, if he grounds into a double play it's a run and if he strikes out dubon is good at putting it in play and isn't easy to double up

dusty is just having a masterclass of a game tonihgt

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

There's a guy called Diaz on the bench who has been known to also catch. He could have PH for the sub .180 hitter

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
my read on this game is it looks like some portion of the Astros are absolutely determined to lose it

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

MrMidnight posted:

There's a guy called Diaz on the bench who has been known to also catch. He could have PH for the sub .180 hitter

maldy is in the rarified "can't sit" air with Dusty, same as Montero

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

MrMidnight posted:

Yeah 1 run ain't gonna do it fellas

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Thought that was it

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Thought that was it

Didn't go remotely as far as it looked like it was going to off the bat

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

MrMidnight posted:

Yeah 1 run ain't gonna do it fellas

This post is a lie. Please edit it

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Thank god for Martinez

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I would have lost my mind if Bregman sailed that one

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Poque posted:

This post is a lie. Please edit it

I meant for one inning hehehe

Seriously though Seth for president. Shoot Montero to a loving black hole

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Hell of a play by Dubon jesus christ

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

illcendiary posted:

Hell of a play by Dubon jesus christ

Dusty owes Dubon a nice gift for bailing him out

Just awful decisions tonight

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

illcendiary posted:

Hell of a play by Dubon jesus christ

Seriously

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
There are 6 total games today, none before 7pm ET, and I'm blacked out of seeing 2 of them.

gently caress MLB.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
e: whoops wrong gdt

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Everyone’s favorite Yankee is perfect through 7 if anyone wants to feel doubly good about rooting against.

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

STAC Goat posted:

Everyone’s favorite Yankee is perfect through 7 if anyone wants to feel doubly good about rooting against.

3 outs to go... the A's record streak of not getting no hit stretching back to 1991 must not end tonight :( It's all A's fans have left

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
nice perfect game you have. would be a shame if something happened to it

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Guess I'll tune in

e:

STAC Goat posted:

Everyone’s favorite Yankee is perfect through 7 if anyone wants to feel doubly good about rooting against.

Oh you meant the woman beater, I thought you were being earnest and meant Nestor

e2: this is the wrong thread, close thread

Intruder fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Jun 29, 2023

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Absolutely should drop down a bunt

Edit: I got got too

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
good strategy by oakland. gently caress up as much as possible to throw him off his rhythm

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
Ruiz is the sort that could absolutely leg out a bunt single with a decent bunt.. come on Oakland don't let me down

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
I'm just going to go on the record and say that this A's team is bad enough that this perfect game should not be counted in the record books

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
the bad vibes perfect game

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Intruder posted:

Guess I'll tune in

e:

Oh you meant the woman beater, I thought you were being earnest and meant Nestor

e2: this is the wrong thread, close thread

God drat weekly threads are confusing!

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