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I’m watching this show and I firmly believe I would be a pod boss in whatever area of the jail I’m in. My superior intellect over powers any physical advantage. Have any of you goons been in jail? Would you be willing to ride or die for your Podboss (ie me)?!?! As a side these people are wimps. I saw a dude tap out after 3 hours. Jesus.
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Never heard of it OP
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I'm intuiting from your post that it's a show about what it's like in jail after 60 days? I would be dead.
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Jun 29, 2023 04:52
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depends on the jail bro
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the trick is on your first day in the clink pick out the biggest toughest guy in the yard and when everyones watching suck them the freak off. nobody will mess with you after that out of respect. it worked for me.
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Jun 29, 2023 04:56
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Whenever I eat beans, that gives me a poot boost
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Jun 29, 2023 05:04
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You should go there and complain about people pooping on taxpayer dollars. Sure would change something. OP.
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Jun 29, 2023 05:04
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i saw a documentary about some shitass prison somewhere in south asia where so many people were packed into a cell they literally couldn't turn over while laying down. also it was like 110 degrees. that's my prison story.
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Jun 29, 2023 05:06
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The only information I know about prisons has been conveyed by Werner Herzog documentaries
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i actually got out of jail recently, op. was in for murder, but i had a good reason. anyway, reentering the world as a 50 year old for the first time and figuring out the internet and all the new technology has been challenging. thinking to post a thread about it.
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Bad Purchase posted:i actually got out of jail recently, op. was in for murder, but i had a good reason. anyway, reentering the world as a 50 year old for the first time and figuring out the internet and all the new technology has been challenging. thinking to post a thread about it. aw man that sucks. hey, let me tell you, you missed a lot of really good tv and i’m gonna fill you in so you don’t get lost
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Bad Purchase posted:i actually got out of jail recently, op. was in for murder, but i had a good reason. anyway, reentering the world as a 50 year old for the first time and figuring out the internet and all the new technology has been challenging. thinking to post a thread about it. I dunno man that sounds pretty boring and uninteresting and not something anyone would make a classic film about
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flubber nuts posted:the trick is on your first day in the clink pick out the biggest toughest guy in the yard and when everyones watching suck them the freak off. nobody will mess with you after that out of respect. it worked for me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er8fqf31Te0&t=451s whole vid is pretty good, tho
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Jun 29, 2023 05:41
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blight rhino posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er8fqf31Te0&t=451s lol
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Jun 29, 2023 05:50
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I've never gone to jail despite doing hella crimes on the reg 
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Jun 29, 2023 05:57
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the trick is to keep doing crimes and then turn yourself in when you’re old. that way you don’t have to worry about housing or healthcare or dying on the street
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Jun 29, 2023 06:00
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Our friend Harvey the Liar can help you survivor 6,000 days In
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Your honor, can you make it 69 days TIA
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I was in the drunk tank once. A guy used the toilet paper roll as a pillow and me and some dudes talked about US history
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The worst things about jail were no cigarettes, no caffeine, not enough food, having to wake up at loving dawn to get breakfast, and relentless boredom. I read some really lovely James Patterson novels or whatever they had on the book cart to pass the time. Or played solitaire. I think maybe I played some hearts or spades or something, too. Hungry, bored, and in nicotine withdrawal just isn't a good time.
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Joined the Brotherhood* *of Steel (in Fallout)
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They should make a show about Ted Lasso in prison
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Was obsessed with this show til I found out that — unsurprising, in retrospect — it's edited to make the participants seem in more danger than they really are, and that mostly the people in the show are just hanging out and being bored.
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Jun 29, 2023 14:56
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Where you gonna make everyone take their craps so they don't stink up the pod
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What's worse jail or being forced to sleep on the couch after taking the wife out for a pricy meal?
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Saalkin posted:What's worse jail or being forced to sleep on the couch after taking the wife out for a pricy meal? jail's all workouts and playing cards and hanging with your bros. it's the pretty clear winner
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Yeah I'm pod boss. I'm covered in barnacles and have large floppers and I RULE this joint. Now, come and polish this baileen, bitch, or I'm about to scrimshaw ur rear end.
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Got on boots
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