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>update the thread tag (I think that's the one you wanted lmk otherwise!) E: a shameful snipe
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Karma Comedian posted:>update the thread tag (I think that's the one you wanted lmk otherwise!)  thank you
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> Pick some flowers for an apology bouquet for the wife
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> lock OP in barn > convince them to post here at least daily
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Secks Cauldron posted:> Pick some flowers for an apology bouquet for the wife This and also pick some of her favorite hallucinogenic mushrooms
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BigBadSteve posted:> lock OP in barn Ahundredbux posted:>Equip your powered dinner armor In your desperate, hungry staggering towards the barnhouse, you nearly forget proper supper preparations.  Much better, you surely think to yourself as your powered dinner armor slips on over like a second set of coveralls. Expulsions of steam shoot out between creaking seams of metal, syrup jugs glug as you trudge forward one colossal step at a time. There's no doubt the missus can hear such thunderous stomps booming closer and closer towards her--which means she'll be calling the kids down to set the table any minute. They'll probably have to set it a few times, actually. Yessir, no more messing about. Supper is near. Do you dare? What do you do? > 
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>Eat so fast that we end up vomiting up the entire meal. Then eat own vomit. It tastes even better the second time down.
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> smash syrup jar against your head, and declare yourself God Of Maple Trees, Artobyxaxanes with blood trickling down your face amid all the pain
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>SEDUCE pancakes
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> Use scanner to search for any nearby invisible zombie unicorn alligators
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> poo poo in powered dinner armor
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Aug 15, 2023 01:46
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Eight days since OP posted here. Our poor farmer must be very hungry by now.
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BigBadSteve posted:Eight days since OP posted here. Our poor farmer must be very hungry by now. eight days? im letting this farmer down, sorry everyone. ive got the next 3 days off so lets get him some supper EorayMel posted:> smash syrup jar against your head, and declare yourself God Of Maple Trees, Artobyxaxanes with blood trickling down your face amid all the pain Your power armored gauntlet holds stiff in its grip of the doorknob. How could you meet your family like this? Steam shoots out continuously, reminding you of the wild power in your hands. How could you ever face your kids and the missus... without first rebirth? And what is rebirth... without baptism?  You are no longer the farmer who let his missus down once and nearly did it again--the pain confirms that. Fresh wounds torn from glass sting as Canada's finest drips into your veins. You don't care. You're Artobyxaxanes, God of Maple Trees. And you're hungry. What do you do? >
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>ELECTRIFY pancake into a sentient sidekick
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> Be unable to comprehend anything more important than the sound of your own voice
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Yes an update at last >Go in and eat some drat pancakes
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Wait I thought our barn had burned down. Was that a hallucination? Are we still dreaming? >Wake up
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cumpantry posted:Goddammit. What have you done to Ma...? This.. this isn't right. And you know you have to make it right, dirt by dirt. put some color and or effort into your CYAs
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> inject the missus with, err, maple syrup
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:put some color and or effort into your CYAs Ahundredbux posted:>Go in and eat some drat pancakes  ... Well, it's there waiting for you--prepared for you. Pancakes. drat pancakes. drat rear end hotcakes rear end son of a bitch you're hungry... and it's under such captivating hunger that you don't yet realize the shadow that stands before breakfast. What do you do? >
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> unleash the primal deafening battle cry of your ancestors and mash your dumb loving face all over the pancakes to shred them all over the goddamn place, showing all that you are not one to be trifled with
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EorayMel posted:> unleash the primal deafening battle cry of your ancestors and mash your dumb loving face all over the pancakes to shred them all over the goddamn place, showing all that you are not one to be trifled with I mean, that is also how I eat pancakes
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cumpantry posted:... Well, it's there waiting for you--prepared for you. Pancakes. drat pancakes. drat rear end hotcakes rear end... > Stick pancakes in rear end
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>cast ENLARGE pancakes
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EorayMel posted:> unleash the primal deafening battle cry of your ancestors and mash your dumb loving face all over the pancakes to shred them all over the goddamn place, showing all that you are not one to be trifled with So maybe there's a large wall-sized hole where your door sized hole once was. Cat's out of the bag (or door's out of the wall, whichever you decide later)... may as well eat now. And eat you damned do. You can't even begin to make conversation with your family once the first pancake leaves your steam powered fork. Hunger takes the wheel of your tractor, and soon, pancake after pancake flies down your gullet--and those're just the ones you manage to actually eat and not send flying all over the goddamn place, an expected outcome for such messy, hurried scarfing down. You eat. You eat and eat and eat and eat... and eat.... and.......... eat............. and... ... It's too late. No more moves can be played but that which is a violent expelling of all swallowed up to this point. And it's not because of the syrup, it's not the butter's fault... it's what the pancakes are made from that you realize all too late: Buckwheat.  ... What do you do?
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>go on reddit and ask for advice about how to deal with this unprecedented betrayal
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>exit house through wall, creating a second wall-sized hole, and use your maple-tree-god powers to smite the buckwheat farmer responsible for this sacrilege
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> inject maple syrup into dingdong
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