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drunk driving tip: take your keys out of the ignition and police cant arrest you for DUI
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what about riding lawnmowers
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What did work, if the anecdote is trustworthy, which who knows, but a guy I knew in my 20s claimed he got pulled over and the officer asked him if he’d been drinking and he lied and said “yeah my dad just died” and the cop escorted him home Idk could be made up but also not sure why you’d tell that story if it wasn’t true, makes you look like an rear end in a top hat
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Jul 28, 2023 00:14
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Drunk driving is actually a lot of fun, but definitely much better in rural areas. There is literally nothing like having a few beers and driving around a low density exurb
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Jul 28, 2023 00:15
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However drunk driving is more of a bummer once your kids are old enough to not enjoy having their buzzed dad drive them around
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Jul 28, 2023 00:16
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accidentally engaged my heelys while leaving the bar, glided past a cop, instant DUI
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45 posts and not a single mention of weed. smh....
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Jul 28, 2023 01:20
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swangin and bangin on the way to pick up my kids from daycare
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Jul 28, 2023 01:33
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lobster shirt posted:swangin and bangin on the way to pick up my kids from daycare oh poo poo i forgot to pick up the kids again
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Jul 28, 2023 01:34
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Badactura posted:Drinking and driving is not good Gonna have to agree with this. Not only is drunk driving not cool, drinking in general is bad for you. Many have died while drunk and even just walking, stumbling over and hitting their head etc. If you are going to drink, do it safely in a medically supervised setting in a study on the dangers of alcohol. I’m not even going to get into the driving part, a lot of strong opinions there, and I’m trying to avoid controversy.
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Jul 28, 2023 01:34
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no matter, just pound a couple and bring a roadie and it is illegal if they don't let me pic kup my kids and drive back home
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kids in daycare 2023: geriatric petit-bourgeosise grandkids or late 20s/30s billionaire's children
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Jul 28, 2023 01:40
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i got a breathalyzer for my bachelor party "to stay safe" but we just kept trying to get the highest score so annoying that new orleans doesn't run the streetcars all night
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Jul 28, 2023 06:13
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Red Baron posted:if you’re not supposed to drink in cars then how come sleeping in them while drunk feels so good? lmao remember that TCC goon who passed out in his car and cooked to death? anyways if you've had few too many remember you can also do a bunch of amphetamines and you'll be fine to drive
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Jul 28, 2023 07:06
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Honky Mao posted:Drunk driving is actually a lot of fun, but definitely much better in rural areas. There is literally nothing like having a few beers and driving around a low density exurb Try having a few beers and driving around a nearly depopulated rust belt city
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Jul 28, 2023 14:44
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dont want this one to get lost
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Jul 28, 2023 16:47
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This thread has convinced me to do some drunk driving this weekend
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Jul 28, 2023 16:49
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i got a breathalyzer for my bachelor party "to stay safe" but we just kept trying to get the highest score The only possible outcome
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Jul 28, 2023 22:36
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I finally bought my fake seat belt clicker, so I don't have hear my car DING DING DING any more.
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Jul 29, 2023 00:05
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:I finally bought my fake seat belt clicker, so I don't have hear my car DING DING DING any more. I don’t know why people spend money on a job handled easily by a pair of scissors
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Jul 29, 2023 00:11
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paul_soccer12 posted:This thread has convinced me to do some drunk driving this weekend so far so good
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Jul 29, 2023 06:10
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:I finally bought my fake seat belt clicker, so I don't have hear my car DING DING DING any more. How else are you supposed to open your beers?
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Jul 29, 2023 14:04
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looking forward to trying drunk cycling one day
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Jul 29, 2023 14:05
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drunk driving those app rental scooters is a bad idea
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Jul 29, 2023 14:08
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Gravid Topiary posted:lmao remember that TCC goon who passed out in his car and cooked to death? Remembered an old post about that and dug it up Sheriff John Bunnell voice: quote:THIS SICKO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TAKE POWERFUL PAINKILLERS WHILST DRIVING. FOR A TIME, HE ESCAPED THE LAW, BUT WHAT HE DIDN'T COUNT ON WAS AN EXTRAJUDICIAL EXECUTION BY SOL, GIVER OF LIFE
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Jul 29, 2023 14:58
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Cuttlefush posted:yeah thank you. they cant help themselves from saying things the dumb way. it is pathological its that bad i was automatically 'correcting' it to drink driving when i read it, i didn't even realise until this point sorry
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Jul 29, 2023 15:00
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I'm going to hit two schoolchildren for every one you sober nancys miss take that!
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Jul 29, 2023 15:49
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drunk driving is bad that's why I stick to public transit when I'm drunk. so far I've been fired by four bus companies
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Jul 29, 2023 15:51
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lobster shirt posted:looking forward to trying drunk cycling one day it's fun
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lobster shirt posted:looking forward to trying drunk cycling one day drunk cycling high cycling tripping cycling all own do not try dissociated cycling though
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Jul 29, 2023 18:17
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the middle lane is for sleeping one off
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Jul 29, 2023 18:18
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sleepy driving politics
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Jul 29, 2023 18:44
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Rookoo posted:Remembered an old post about that and dug it up 
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lobster shirt posted:looking forward to trying drunk cycling one day it's harder than you'd think since it needs balance also motorcycles when i lived in nola it was always funny seeing drunk tourists absolutely eat it trying to drunk drive segways on tours
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speng31b posted:drunk driving those app rental scooters is a bad idea Actually that sounds like fun if you take it somewhere you can do sick jumps.
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