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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Wild Card GDT: Chaosball for the Chaos God
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I realize this is the wrong thread for it, but "Whatever we do, we're playing god" is a very weird thing for one god to say to another

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Stop showing that pitcher’s dad during his major league debut, it’s really making my allergies act up

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 The Phillies can’t possibly give up 7 runs here

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Two

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delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!

triple sulk posted:

100%

Bring back the long closer IMO

The Roger Mason, if you will

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
One

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Soto is much better with a cushion

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 Rip shutout

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 Oh gently caress off Soto

And Bell

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Red posted:

Soto is much better with a cushion
shhhh he can hear you

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
loving Josh Bell

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

euphronius posted:

The Phillies can’t possibly give up 7 runs here

:thunk:

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Bell is a fantastic player

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 later marlins

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
ZERO

NLDS

SONG TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCIPC17-O6g

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
The Miami Marlins are dogshit garbage

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 We have won

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
lol of course it's Jazz striking out to end the Marlins season, does this count as an application of an MLB The Show cover athlete curse?

Phillies vs Atlanta is going to be lit.

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Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



 Bye marlins

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Cool Phillies!

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 I wish they'd drop this song, the Robyn version is better and also I don't want to affiliate with a year they lost

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
My large adult son to the NLDS :unsmith:

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Sydin posted:

lol of course it's Jazz striking out to end the Marlins season, does this count as an application of an MLB The Show cover athlete curse?

I'll allow it

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

triple sulk posted:

I wish they'd drop this song, the Robyn version is better and also I don't want to affiliate with a year they lost
song forever

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Human
Jun 9, 2004


REAL HUMAN. SAFE TO APPROACH.

CapnAndy posted:

song forever
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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
Lol they can't keep the crowd singing off the broadcast
Edit:

CapnAndy posted:

song forever
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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
It’s okay to eat fish

Cos they don’t have any feelings

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
The Phillies clubhouse has 2" of beer on the floor

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

The Phillies clubhouse has 2" of beer on the floor

So does my bathroom but you don't see me bragging about it

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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
No baseball today. See ya’ll on Saturday

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