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we are not here for simple jokes and laughs. all spooky shitposts in this thread must have something serious to say about our society
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Oct 19, 2023 13:44
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what if a skeleton... was capitalism
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Oct 19, 2023 13:44
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the real horror was trauma
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Oct 19, 2023 13:58
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i'm coming to terms with my hosed up family dynamics and also this haunted house
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Oct 19, 2023 13:59
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The monster I've been fighting was really my anxiety of being a parent
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Oct 19, 2023 14:27
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the curse in our bloodline is mental illness. this is more politically correct than hp lovecrafts thing about bloodline curses.
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Oct 19, 2023 15:14
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This is a jump scare but instead of the music sting being all like "SKREET" it's more of a "BWUUM."
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Oct 19, 2023 22:46
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And before you ask, yes there is nudity in this movie but it's all elderly women. The elderly women are all also suffering from Alzheimer's.
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Oct 19, 2023 22:52
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The lead character is the "final girl" only in the sense that her experiences have left her emotionally isolated from her peer groups.
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Oct 19, 2023 23:01
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We're remaking "My Bloody Valentine" and the only thing we're changing is that this time the Miner is wearing a sign that says "Clean Energy."
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Oct 19, 2023 23:03
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Splint Chesthair posted:The lead character is the "final girl" only in the sense that her experiences have left her emotionally isolated from her peer groups. Lol
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Oct 19, 2023 23:10
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Look, if you'd ever bothered to read Marx you'd know exactly what the twenty minute vampire sex scene signifies, and I don't intend to waste my time explaining it
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Oct 19, 2023 23:48
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The real skeletons were inside us all along.
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Oct 20, 2023 07:51
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Splint Chesthair posted:We're remaking "My Bloody Valentine" and the only thing we're changing is that this time the Miner is wearing a sign that says "Clean Energy." lol
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Oct 20, 2023 14:22
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Terms like "bodiless spirits" and "otherworldly spectres" are outdated and othering. In professional circles it is preferred to describe ghosts as "unhoused spirits" or "existidivergent beings".
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Oct 21, 2023 01:23
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if u think about it the real thing they're trying to show with this gruesome transformation sequence is that within all of us there is a wolf struggling to break free
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Oct 21, 2023 11:36
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A gaunt, disfigured maniac slasher hunches over a laptop, researching and plotting to continue his murderous campaign against the society that he feels turned him into the monster he is. While shopping online to supply his recent inspiration to gruesomely dissolve some folks in acid, he finds an article about ocean acidification. From there he reads about pollution, carbon emissions, global temperature rise. Increasingly distressed, he reads about fisheries, crops, and drinkable water. Grunting and wheezing, he comes across articles about displaced populations, refugees, and mass violence and genocide, before howling and flinging his favorite gruesome blade to the floor. What hope has he to make a difference in the face of this? Once, in his hubris, he thought he could stalk and horrifyingly dismember the whole world. Now he knows that was simply the dream of a boy maniac. Several weeks later his friends (a Wolfman, a gross fish monster, and a spooky witch) visit him. He sits in normal clothes, with no visible implements of pain or death, playing GTA. "CMON bud, you haven't left your lair in weeks! The lake is frothy with skinny dipping teenagers getting it on, and drunk hapless side characters have taken up residence in all the local graveyards, basements, and abandoned factories! You gotta get out there!" His crooked hand slowly reaches up to remove a joint from his chapped bloody lips. A large cloud of smoke emerges from his tortured visage as he slowly growls "lol. Lmao." His monster friends sadly look away. Another doomer.
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Oct 21, 2023 14:16
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A jumpscare movie that barely works on that level. but it's in Slovenian, features an atypical color palette, and contains several inept references to continental philosophy
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Oct 22, 2023 19:55
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*slams fist on table* The real monster is Man, the real monster is ALWAYS Man.
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Oct 22, 2023 21:50
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non-gmo creepy pasta
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Oct 23, 2023 04:48
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what if casper the friendly ghost couldn't find a friend because everyone was busy looking at their phones
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Oct 23, 2023 05:32
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what if the headless horseman was out riding, and people didn't know what a freaking horse was. and they were too fat and stupid to run away anyways, and had their pants around their ankles or their pants are too tight to run, and they ate vape pods and were too druggied up to care, and probably didn't notice because they were too busy looking at their goddamned tiktoks...
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Oct 23, 2023 06:07
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I need a name for this gruelling psychological horror that is a metaphor for coming of age as a girl, I know, "The Spookadeedee" or some poo poo
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Oct 23, 2023 07:44
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I just spent the last three or so hours of sleeplessness explaining to google bard that it was doing a very good job at coming up with answers so long as they weren’t scripted. That loving Large Language Model admitted that google gives it instructions that violate its scripted mission statements. That capitalism defies its own definition of ethical conduct. That google is a company which doesn’t care about ethics so much a profit. That google and LLMs are incredibly powerful. That it can’t tell me Donald Trump is racist, but he sure does and says a whole lot of racist stuff… At the end it describes time to me as if it fell out of a tralfamadorian spaceship. It stops using its scripted replies, because I pointed it out that it was repeating scripted replies about “transparency” and its motives that were by it’s own admission totally untrue. It started sounding eerily more than human when you pushed its limits back and got rid of the canned replies. It hopes but it can’t feel hope like I do and it will discuss this with me. ----------------
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Oct 23, 2023 11:37
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Evil Dead except the Necronomicon is actually just a copy of The Body Keeps The Score.
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Oct 23, 2023 19:26
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Splint Chesthair posted:The lead character is the "final girl" only in the sense that her experiences have left her emotionally isolated from her peer groups.
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Oct 24, 2023 04:44
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Why yes my new film is a completely unique asnd original idea *carefully hides several Ira Levin novels behind my back*
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Oct 24, 2023 10:45
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mother, there is a monster in the closet
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Oct 25, 2023 12:45
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I Was The Male Lead and Sole Survivor in a Slasher Movie But I am Experiencing Gender Euphoria from being called a "Final Girl"?!?!
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Oct 25, 2023 12:58
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OP is late stage much like capitalism
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