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Smugworth posted:My rear end hurts. Can't poo poo straight I think they could use you over in the cupcake icing department, the machine is on the fritz again
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Santa says you're behind on your payments. I better not find out you've been skimming product. It'd be a real shame if you ended up like KB Toys. Santa took out the whole Lionel family, and he can do the same to you.
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Buttchocks posted:Santa says you're behind on your payments. I better not find out you've been skimming product. It'd be a real shame if you ended up like KB Toys. Santa took out the whole Lionel family, and he can do the same to you. Toy's R' Us sends its regards
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My former username would have fit right in at Santa’s Workshop. But ever since Halloween, North Pole’s Human Resources passed on me because monsters don’t fit in with the Christmas image. There was a whole movie about it with a skeleton named Jack, and that was their reasoning.
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(swallows) (Santa pats me on the head)
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 Alright, that does it, no-one is leaving this shift tonight until we figure out who's been "pleasuring" Santa's magical Tele-Talker. This has been the third time in two months that the Old Man's been blasted by a faceful of sugarplum gravy upon starting the drat thing up.
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what? no pleasure? 
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Songbearer posted:Why are the railings all made out of candy cane?! Ignoring the lack of food hygiene standards, they just can't handle any sort of impact! So many elves have fallen to their deaths or just died of diabetes or somehow both at the same time. When I recommended steel painted to have candy cane stripes Santa put me in the Naughty Elf Box for three days Things ain’t been the same around here since Elflon took over
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Okay, nobody panic, but I just got news back from Christmas Town that the Old Man's been taken hostage by some kind of Halloween-aligned holiday separatist regime. With Christmas day just hours away our defense comittee has unaminously-agreed to escalate to the immediate bombing of Halloween Town until Santa is returned to us.
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I crafted something of a special order this year, but the big man won't deliver it so we're stuck with it. It's some puzzle box, called the "Lament Configuration." I built the drat thing and I can't even figure out what it does or how it works. Anyone else want to try it?
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nobody wants to work anymore
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for the love of god stop putting candy canes in your assholes. the infirmary is bogged down enough
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You can't have seasonal depression when every day feels like Christmas. It's just called depression at that point.
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Have you ever smelled a toilet clogged with a 3 billion cookie poo poo?
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