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HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

mawarannahr posted:

reporting for duty

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
sir would you like a cart, that looks heavy

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

unbearable to lose the mobility of using a basket

mawarannahr has issued a correction as of 14:49 on Mar 2, 2024

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

i remember some 4chan post i saw in like 2015 where a guy was mad at the smaller carts they have at grocery stores because it shows how many single people there are out there, its the decline of the west. called them cuck carts.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

one slip up and it's busted ankle city

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

wrong. the man pushes the cart, because he is the captain of the ship. the children are the passengers. they were warned that if they stray too far from the ship, they will be eaten by sharks.

the women is the mermaid. seldom seen, appearing out of the water to periodically dump items into the hold. why does she carry them half way across the ocean instead of directing the captain to sail closer? no one knows.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Single people are literally un-cuckable! I fear this 4 chan poster has not exercised the appropriate degree of intellectual or logical rigor.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Al! posted:

*crackle of a covid talkbox* samples in the bag, no backtalk

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019


lobster shirt posted:

i remember some 4chan post i saw in like 2015 where a guy was mad at the smaller carts they have at grocery stores because it shows how many single people there are out there, its the decline of the west. called them cuck carts.

Lol

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


lobster shirt posted:

i remember some 4chan post i saw in like 2015 where a guy was mad at the smaller carts they have at grocery stores because it shows how many single people there are out there, its the decline of the west. called them cuck carts.

lol

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

I put my separator at the end of my groceries the long way

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Lib and let die posted:

I put my separator at the end of my groceries the long way

now this is podracing

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

post hole digger posted:

autistic guy who crams a weeks worth of groceries into the basket, just way too much stuff in the basket, and speed walks through the store as quickly as possible

I don't need to get a basket, I'll just carry fifteen items nonchalantly through the store

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Please don't offer me a basket again. This is the path I've chosen and admitting defeat is death

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
setting down the basket to repack it because i didn't go through the aisles in the optimal order and now need to build a new base layer out of cans instead of out of bread and eggs

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
fat bitch in every aisle taking up the entire drat aisle

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

slave to my cravings posted:

fat bitch in every aisle taking up the entire drat aisle

lmao i looked it up and the minimum mandated width is 42"

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

slave to my cravings posted:

fat bitch in every aisle taking up the entire drat aisle

rather go all the way around the other end of the aisle than ask them to move

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

mawarannahr posted:

rather go all the way around the other end of the aisle than ask them to move

lol goddamn. just make eye contact, glance down at your cart and iunno expose a lil chest hair or something

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


mawarannahr posted:

rather go all the way around the other end of the aisle than ask them to move

simply activate your suit's speaker and make your displeasure known

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


aw frig aw dang it posted:

simply activate your suit's speaker and make your displeasure known

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

aw frig aw dang it posted:

simply activate your suit's speaker and make your displeasure known

lol

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

i say swears online posted:

lol goddamn. just make eye contact, glance down at your cart and iunno expose a lil chest hair or something

I'm not trying to get laid

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

mawarannahr posted:

rather go all the way around the other end of the aisle than ask them to move

REDUCE trhem them to atoms with a rail gun

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

forgetting to take a basket but i have already put an item in the reusable grocery bag so it would be awkward to go back to the entrance and get one

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Megamissen posted:

forgetting to take a basket but i have already put an item in the reusable grocery bag so it would be awkward to go back to the entrance and get one

setting down my fully loaded reusable grocery tote on the left side of the self checkout. hushed silence falls around as everyone stares waiting to see my next move.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

aw frig aw dang it posted:

simply activate your suit's speaker and make your displeasure known

lol

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

aw frig aw dang it posted:

simply activate your suit's speaker and make your displeasure known

lol

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Paying for 175 dollars in groceries with a heart rate of 110 because I have an avocado in my pocket since they were a ridiculous 1.99 each

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019


aw frig aw dang it posted:

simply activate your suit's speaker and make your displeasure known

lol

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

aw frig aw dang it posted:

simply activate your suit's speaker and make your displeasure known

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