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VideoTapir posted:Word back from the photoshopped CRX guy. It's totally ethical to mspaint out the bondo on your car. Probably just wants to get people over to look at it, where it's easier to talk them into a sale. It certainly makes me curious what the other side of the car, which he seems to have avoided taking pictures of, looks like.
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http://orlando.craigslist.org/pts/581611354.html "Rear toe huck's obo at 321-356-1520 Roger" The sad part: I think this is par for the course.
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I had no idea what you were talking about until I saw the picture in the ad. Goddamn.
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dukeofurl posted:http://orlando.craigslist.org/pts/581611354.html Oh man, I just busted out laughing. I can hear him now "I tell you hhhwhut if you's ever stuck you won't be laughin then 'cuz then you'd be wishin' you bought these here toe hucks".
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I emailed the mspaint CRX guy, asking for close up shots. Once he bullshits me around, I fully intend on offering him $120 and destroying his hopes and dreams of selling his piece of poo poo car for too much money.
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Hypnolobster posted:I emailed the mspaint CRX guy, asking for close up shots. Once he bullshits me around, I fully intend on offering him $120 and destroying his hopes and dreams of selling his piece of poo poo car for too much money. The sad part is some kid WILL pay a lot for that piece of poo poo And looking at it just makes me think: "Burn it! Its the abomination, the one the elders warned us about!" CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Feb 21, 2008 |
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Baby Hitler posted:Oh cool a Celice Alltrac: http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/car/570810944.html Jesus Christ, more like a $2500 example.
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Feb 21, 2008 19:47
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Advent Horizon posted:Wow. Oh, gently caress I had a silver one of those, those things are goddamn tanks. To contribute, boy this guy's a natural salesman. http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcy/581141652.html quote:Has been sitting in garage for about 2 years now. Tires are not roted. needs to be fixed up. dont email with dumb questions. great fixer upper. if you dont know how to fix up a bike don't bother calling or emailing. thank you. brian.
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Doctor Zero posted:Oh, gently caress I had a silver one of those, those things are goddamn tanks. For 275, I don't think he needs to be. And I think he does need to head off the dumb questions. Be nice if he gave some indication what the bike needs, though.
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http://anchorage.craigslist.org/car/581759016.htmlquote:2007 Saturn Sky Convertible - $26500 Overpriced, bad information, trying to sell a convertible in winter (in Alaska)...Yeah, this one's a winner. Edit:  http://anchorage.craigslist.org/pts/531930371.html quote:wtb landcruiser motor i6 Advent Horizon fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Feb 22, 2008 |
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http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/581966086.html Riced out 92 Prelude, 3500. Look at that rear end:  TWO VW Beetle pickups: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/582228626.html   
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So.. how do I get into that Prelude? With a brick/crowbar?
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pacheco posted:So.. how do I get into that Prelude? With a brick/crowbar?
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VideoTapir posted:TWO VW Beetle pickups: Holy poo poo, those are awesome. Especially the red one with the woody hood.
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Advent Horizon posted:Holy poo poo, those are awesome. Especially the red one with the woody hood. No poo poo. If I was anywhere close to him I'd be picking it up tomorrow.
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Advent Horizon posted:*stufF* Hey there Alaska buddy! I liked this one: http://anchorage.craigslist.org/car/581998904.html quote:Reply to: sale-581998904@craigslist.org Hey, guys, lets trade cars we can't afford for other cars we can't afford.
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NICE STREET SLEEPER http://columbus.craigslist.org/car/582792275.html "WILL BLOW THE TIRES OFF AT 50 MILE AN HOUR" Ummm... is that a warning? 
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Advent Horizon posted:I'd hate to break it to that guy, but a hood scoop eliminates any chance of it being a sleeper. I also frequently purchase huge rims with no vehicle to put them on.
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$12k for a 1995 diesel tahoe with 143k that gets 150MPG? sign me the gently caress up! http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/582946036.html quote:This truck originally came from Florida and was bought and converted to run on used vegetable oil 3 years ago here in Ithaca. I drove over 40k miles on vegetable oil and couldn't be happier with the performance. About 100 miles ago a new state of the art veggie system was installed along with new carpets and a long list of parts in the last year. The truck looks and runs great! Please contact me soon if you are interested as it will sell fast! I don't drive much anymore and have decided its time to pass on the savings to someone else. Call Kevin at 607 351 6139 or email me at ksulliva08@yahoo.com the rest of you get these overpriced rice mobiles, up here in the liberal northeast, we get these retardedly expensive veggie conversions.
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VideoTapir posted:
Christ, he wants WAY too much for those. Yeah, it's cool and all (actually I think the white one looks amazing), but they're destroyed cars, and the white one wasn't a desirable car in the first place.
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http://columbus.craigslist.org/car/583248401.html 1994 Lowrider. This guy lost his license (I'm guessing that's what 'Ls' means), so what better thing to do than trade your unfinished project car than to get a CROTCH ROCKET! craigslist posted:i need to seal my 1994 buick roadmaster.by now you all no it has 4 pumps that are new. the pumps are not mounted yet. the in side is done EX door pan. all the rams are ran 4 the hydos.the car runs like a dream i just lost my Ls and the car is seting in a bad place at my dads house i WILL paint it. i just got a GOL of gold paint but if you have a nice bike i will paint it how you whant it. i need a street bike croch rocket. lot of money in this car so no junk or lowballers. let me no looking 4 gsxr OR cbr OR any CROCH ROCKET. let me no. if the deal is right i put spkers and amp in it no radeo. no radeo  and another great clip from an otherwise normal looking ad: craigslist posted:The bad robotsinmyhead fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Feb 23, 2008 |
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robotsinmyhead posted:http://columbus.craigslist.org/car/583248401.html Its ok. Just so happens that I have an extra radeo in my garage that are missing spkers. Also, "let me no looking 4 gsxr OR cbr OR any CROCH ROCKET" And what is a GOL of gold paint? I suppose he meant GAL as in gallon.
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glyph posted:$12k for a 1995 diesel tahoe with 143k that gets 150MPG? sign me the gently caress up! Not to mention his 'state of the art' conversion probably claims he doesn't need to filter/dewater outside of the fuel system anymore, and he's just now finding out why that doesn't work.
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robotsinmyhead posted:http://columbus.craigslist.org/car/583248401.html What a hero, lost his license, and wants to get a GSX-R, no doubt to stunt, ride like a complete rear end in a top hat (one in the same), and then break the bike and put it on craigslist with "a lel sratch on the side will trade 4 civc crx"
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In response to the fuckface selling the Sky above. first off, he says it has a loving V6 engine(non-turbo) even though the Sky/Solstice were never equipped as such. Secondly, LOL 22 INCH RIMS those loving things are factory 19's at best. How loving stupid does he think people are. er, wait, he might have the right idea; some idiot would probably buy it and believe him.
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Chauncey posted:Secondly, LOL 22 INCH RIMS those loving things are factory 19's at best. DUDE THOSE ARE 22s (if you include the sidewall)
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Chauncey posted:How loving stupid does he think people are. Back in October somebody (probably the same guy) was selling a 'new' GT500KR convertible. Bought it, drove it home, took pictures of it out in the snow, was "accepting best offer over $60k". Edit: I just went to write a reply to that Sky seller, and he didn't provide any contact info in his ad. I guess since he can't be expecting to sell it for that price he must not be expecting any response. Advent Horizon fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Feb 23, 2008 |
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Found another local gem while prowling Craigslist as I usually do and had to share: http://huntsville.craigslist.org/car/580725051.html 93 Civic for $6500, more rice than a chinese buffet offering 2 for 1 coupons.
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Grimster posted:more rice than a chinese buffet offering 2 for 1 coupons. Wouldn't a 2 for 1 rice coupon be superfluous at a buffet?
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Grimster posted:Found another local gem while prowling Craigslist as I usually do and had to share:
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1964 Convertible BugCraigslist posted:If this VW doesn't sell in the next month, I delinitely will be keeping it... This investment will increase in value... I think I would delinitely go with a mutual fund.
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Zool posted:1964 Convertible Bug Doesn't seem to understand the whole "condition" factor in car values.  Barret Jackson!
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Zool posted:1964 Convertible Bug People try to sell beetle verts for way too much. Why, I don't know. Maybe because they only made them for a few years. They're not worth much, really. EDIT: Wait.. It's a 64... That's a hackjob vert. With a freeway flier
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http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/car/582776767.htmlquote:This is a Cadillac PU, it needs some TLC, this would make a great family project. Parent/son or parent/daughter to get the young intrested in the older cars, with some time, knoledge and of course money this could be fun...  Um, great project, right. But a '56 Cadillac pickup? I didn't even know those existed.  Oh wait... 
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I really hope they're being sarcastic. http://anchorage.craigslist.org/car/585459455.html quote:What a great Deal - $3750
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Beerios posted:But a '56 Cadillac pickup? I didn't even know those existed. Could be a flower car -- sort of an open-topped hearse, for showing off the flowers on top of the casket. All the '50s ones I can find have a different B-pillar/back window design, but they were individually custom-built, so anything's possible. They did often leave the back door handles on when they converted them.  Edit: here's a '56 with a more normal back window. 
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Advent Horizon posted:I really hope they're being sarcastic. At least it isn't riced to hell. But god does it ever LOOK like an Alaska car.
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Advent Horizon posted:Wouldn't a 2 for 1 rice coupon be superfluous at a buffet? More RICE than a chinese buffet with 2 for 1 coupons, meaning 2 people eat for the price of one, so they have assloads of rice on the bar since, well, rice is cheap, crab legs and oysters are expensive and. God, never mind, it's a lovely joke when you gotta explain it. Did you load the pics? the joke writes itself, riced interior, riced exterior, and riced under the hood, it's like, more rice than 2 water buffaloes and a cart can carry. poo poo that's another bad joke right? 1993 Civic, $6500, nuff said?
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VideoTapir posted:At least it isn't riced to hell. Who needs to wash a car, eh?
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