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n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer
http://mobile.craigslist.org/car/582305821.html

Looking at the first two pictures you think "oh, that's not too bad, looks decent", then you see the last picture and you realize. Oh poo poo.





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a pie mom made
May 26, 2007

im bad
http://houston.craigslist.org/car/586784676.html

Real?

a pie mom made fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Feb 26, 2008

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry

You really need to quote the ad so that when it's flagged within half an hour we still get to see it.

Why is everything, no matter the condition, a 'great candidate for restoration'?

City17
Dec 3, 2006

n0tqu1tesane posted:

http://mobile.craigslist.org/car/582305821.html

Looking at the first two pictures you think "oh, that's not too bad, looks decent", then you see the last picture and you realize. Oh poo poo.




It could still easily be worth the money if it has good parts. Could even be a money maker if your area has good classic car swap meets.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
http://austin.craigslist.org/car/586784930.html

quote:

1990 honda accord for sale - $3000
Reply to: sale-586784930@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-25, 8:12PM CST


1990 white honda accord with rims; use to be a race car, runs good, a/c, new cd player,power windows and lock,automatic with 4 cylinder. call chante if no answer please leave message. 512-945-6193.im asking for $3,000.00 obo.

Translation: I have beaten the piss out of this car without remorse "racing" people who don't know they're competing with me. Now I want you to pay 3k for it! :lol:

Sterndotstern
Nov 16, 2002

by Y Kant Ozma Post
This sucks. I actually want this, but my house has room for only one Honda race car at a time...


http://tucson.craigslist.org/car/586740563.html

VVVVV as requested

Sterndotstern fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Jul 7, 2008

TurboLuvah
Jul 24, 2004

Scientifically proven to be more fuel efficient than hybrids!

Sterndotstern posted:

This sucks. I actually want this, but my house has room for only one Honda race car at a time...


Link? Where is it located?

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
COIL-OVERS in the front and SOME SORT OF RACING STRUTS in the rear!

He presents it like it's some high-end hot poo poo racing gear and he doesn't even know what it is... :cawg:

Sterndotstern
Nov 16, 2002

by Y Kant Ozma Post
It's a loving fiesta tonight, let met tell you:


The scorned, pissed off look on her face makes it almost worth asking her out.

Sterndotstern fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Jul 7, 2008

Choom Gangster
Oct 29, 2006

I live in Tucson, would do you think AI, should I go look at the $100 Civic?

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Raised By Wolves posted:

I live in Tucson, would do you think AI, should I go look at the $100 Civic?

loving duh.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Raised By Wolves posted:

I live in Tucson, would do you think AI, should I go look at the $100 Civic?

Hell yes you should.

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry

Sterndotstern posted:

It's a loving fiesta tonight, let met tell you:


The scorned, pissed off look on her face makes it almost worth asking her out.

How much are you into white trash?

Edit: http://anchorage.craigslist.org/car/586954190.html

quote:

1997 Pontiac Grand AM - $16000
Reply to: sale-586954190@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-25, 6:48PM AKST

4 Door Sedan
AT
108,000 miles
runs great!!!!

Advent Horizon fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Feb 26, 2008

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
The fact that her husband got sole custody makes me wonder just how nuts she is. Fathers almost NEVER get custody.

Logue
Nov 16, 2005
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/car/579712470.html

asking way too much but nevertheless, its gorgeous.

destructo
Apr 29, 2006

Logue posted:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/car/579712470.html

asking way too much but nevertheless, its gorgeous.
Jesus, it has receipts going back to the first original service. Time to go see if I can find any more episodes of Wangan Midnight to watch :v:

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
@ Logue - I'd say that's pretty close to fair value for that car. All the important bits are original, and the parts that aren't are pretty easy to put back to stock, if you'd rather have originality over improved performance.

Granted, I'd rather spend that much (trying) to make my car into a BRE replica race car, but there's plenty more people that car would appeal to.

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/car/586544799.html

quote:

2006 Toyota Celica GTS 6 speed blue leather loaded - $21

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: sale-586544799@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-25, 4:38PM EST


Take over payments and give me another 2K so I can catch up my mortgage.

If you are interested I will drive to where you are.


Poor guy. I feel kinda bad for him.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

Logue posted:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/car/579712470.html

asking way too much but nevertheless, its gorgeous.

I'm almost afraid to go look at his photobucket...how long before someone fills it with the dregs of the internet :(

Man In The Boat
Jan 2, 2006
Let's get down to brass tacks
I clicked on this car expressly for this thread, as it's waaaaay overpriced. I was greeted with a huge wall of text.

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/car/587794380.html

The best part is that right below it is a very similar (newer, lower mileage) car for half the price.

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/car/587737200.html

And then there are the idiots.

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/car/587750003.html

So what's left? Fuel tank and headlights? (And dry-rotted tires and rust?)

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/car/588040753.html

MrEnigma
Aug 30, 2004

Moo!

Man In The Boat posted:

So what's left? Fuel tank and headlights? (And dry-rotted tires and rust?)

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/car/588040753.html

I think it still comes with the car, it's just not currently in it...

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Hey guys, I know where that Fast & Furious guy has been hiding: Leamington Ontario!

http://london.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-over-5K-CUSTOM-94-CIVIC-SI-5-SPD-W0QQAdIdZ39388260



http://london.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-over-5K-2002-CUSTOM-CHRYSLER-NEON-5spd-W0QQAdIdZ39654367



I still think the Neon would look better with the Dodge grill on the front though. :colbert:

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Feb 27, 2008

Sudden Infant Def Syndrome
Oct 2, 2004

City Hunter posted:

I still think the Neon would look better with the Dodge grill on the front though.

Oh god.


The fire extinguisher on the a-pillar and the controller in the middle there... :gonk:

Why does a Neon need three TVs in the front seat?

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

Sudden Infant Def Syndrome posted:

Oh god.


The fire extinguisher on the a-pillar and the controller in the middle there... :gonk:

Why does a Neon need three TVs in the front seat?

It's funny that a fire extinguisher has become a symbol of "speed."

Careful, this car goes so fast it could EXPLODE AT ANY MINUTE.

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
Well that CRX that was racing the crazy drag Banshees in that one Youtube video blew up pretty catastrophically and the dudes had to run to a nearby gas station to get a fire extinguisher. I don't think it's a bad idea to keep one even though this one has undoubtedly been installed 'for show'. Still, imagine what that thing's gonna do in an accident. Keep one in the car, but put it in the trunk.

enziarro fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Feb 27, 2008

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

DropShadow posted:

It's funny that a fire extinguisher has become a symbol of "speed."

Careful, this car goes so fast it could EXPLODE AT ANY MINUTE.

Hey :colbert:

I'm going to start carrying one, but that's because aircooled VW's like to burst into flame.

Or because I trust my fuel line job, but I'm also intimately frightened that something could happen.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


SWEET BABY JESUS.

http://austin.craigslist.org/car/588320618.html

quote:

nasty little death trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - $5000

1950 Chevy half ton heavily modified.
set-up for hidden radiator,
posi rear end,
quarter mile gearing w/ trans brake,
drivetrain set up for 500 horses,
bucket seats,
racing stearing wheel,
motor is only for picture it will be out by the time you take it
everything else original chevy





Deathtruck will gently caress you UP.

Waffle House fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Feb 27, 2008

Tan Dumplord
Mar 9, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Rear Admiral BOOYA posted:



Deathtruck will gently caress you UP.

What's the point of the fan up front if there is no radiator there?

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!
Check out this dragster



http://albany.craigslist.org/car/586353709.html

What was going through his head when he put on that hoodscoop we may never know.

Dr Rocksalt
Oct 21, 2004

sliderule posted:

What's the point of the fan up front if there is no radiator there?

To increase Deathocity. I wonder if the hidden radiator has an electric fan.

It is really disturbing that I like that Deathtruck.

Luxmore
Jun 5, 2001

Voltage posted:

Check out this dragster



http://albany.craigslist.org/car/586353709.html

What was going through his head when he put on that hoodscoop we may never know.

"WAS----- $2,195, then I had this for 1 week only @ $1,950. That price ended on February 17th. Now I am listing this for $2,000 for 1 week. This new price will end on March 4th. Hurry and Buy now because the price will increase by $50 each week until I reach the original selling price."

I'm not sure he understands how pricing works :confused:

dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
MY GIRLFRIEND UZI BUTT PLUG

shoncook posted:

To increase Deathocity. I wonder if the hidden radiator has an electric fan.

It is really disturbing that I like that Deathtruck.

Those are actually all the rage. The worse it looks and the more likely it is to kill you, the more people want it.

You could probably increase the value of that truck by taking it out to the country and shooting it a few times with your 45 putting holes in the drivers side door and people will go OH SNAP THEMS REAL BULLET HOLES THAT IS SO AWESOME IMMMA GONNA DO THAT TO MY 05 DAKOTA CAUSE IT LOOKS SO COOL!

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003


Luxmore posted:

"WAS----- $2,195, then I had this for 1 week only @ $1,950. That price ended on February 17th. Now I am listing this for $2,000 for 1 week. This new price will end on March 4th. Hurry and Buy now because the price will increase by $50 each week until I reach the original selling price."

I'm not sure he understands how pricing works :confused:



I emailed the seller (using Craigslist-appropriate dialect):

quote:

hey what if i offered you straight up $1700 cash for the car no questons askked

Just got his reply (in green Comic Sans):

quote:

make it $1,850 and it's yours

nanodroogie
Apr 27, 2006

The Fritos are antiquated.
Offer him $1600 in Wingdings.

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

My reply:

quote:

no thanks i gotta get a a car for like $17000 or less cuz i lost my job

And his latest (and probably last):

quote:

best I can do is $1,800 sorry

I was hoping he would say something about my intentional typo in the price. Shucks :(

notro man
Aug 23, 2006

DropShadow posted:

My reply:


And his latest (and probably last):


I was hoping he would say something about my intentional typo in the price. Shucks :(

Man, he really likes his $50s. Maybe you should offer him the full amount of $1700 in $50 bills.

Toucan Sam
Sep 2, 2000
Ebay not Craigslist but what the hell is this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1990-LAFORZA-5-0_W0QQitemZ150219033237QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item150219033237

I've never seen one before so i don't even know what a good price would be.

talk show ghost
Mar 2, 2006

by Ozma

Toucan Sam posted:

Ebay not Craigslist but what the hell is this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1990-LAFORZA-5-0_W0QQitemZ150219033237QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item150219033237

I've never seen one before so i don't even know what a good price would be.

It's like a caravan and a cherokee had a cute little baby :3:

Moruitelda
Aug 7, 2005

I'll shut you up with my cock, you son of a bitch!
http://rochester.craigslist.org/car/584063997.html

1981 Mercedes 380SL - $5000

quote:

Rebuilt engine, much new sheet metal, all in primer, soft/hard top, ready to reassemble. New style 16" Mercedes wheels. Tan interior in good condition. Moving, must sell.

So, you say you have a 27 year old car that's not even put together, and you want $5000 for it? :v:

Moruitelda fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Feb 28, 2008

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Phangor
Apr 22, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Post
http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/car/589163173.html

Whats with the front bumper? I guess he had to make room for the non-existent turbo intercooler?



http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/car/587616404.html

Mad tyte camry dawg




http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/car/576362551.html

"seat/bed, mood interior lighting, Drapes & privacy screens" gently caress yes.

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