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Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.

Rear Admiral BOOYA posted:

SWEET BABY JESUS.

http://austin.craigslist.org/car/588320618.html






Deathtruck will gently caress you UP.

That's badass.

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Beerios
May 9, 2006

by T. Mascis

deviant. posted:

The fact that her husband got sole custody makes me wonder just how nuts she is. Fathers almost NEVER get custody.

If it weren't for the washed-out contrast settings, that photo of her would fit somewhere in the middle of a "faces of meth" progression (note the terrible skin and blatant lack of sleep). Dextromethamphetamine is a hell of a drug.

Beerios
May 9, 2006

by T. Mascis
Q != E :doh:

City17
Dec 3, 2006

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/car/586911613.html

Oh hell yeah, can we get some General Lee love going on? For only 25k you can be the talk of the town.

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

Phangor posted:



It's just so drat excited to see you!

Luxmore
Jun 5, 2001

Phangor posted:

http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/car/576362551.html

"seat/bed, mood interior lighting, Drapes & privacy screens" gently caress yes.


The concept of an SLC missionary with a sexmobile makes me smile :unsmith:

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Phangor posted:

http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/car/576362551.html

"seat/bed, mood interior lighting, Drapes & privacy screens" gently caress yes.



Throw in a case of Lysol and maybe we've got a deal.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
http://london.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-over-5K-TALON-ECLIPSE-W0QQAdIdZ39765952
"You are looking at a very well..."

And then the grammar goes to poo poo... :downsbravo:
I swear, the closer people live to Toronto, the dumber they get.

dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
MY GIRLFRIEND UZI BUTT PLUG
http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/car/589395223.html

F/S F/T::::Trade your truck for my Clean EG Hatch.::::: - $3500

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: sale-589395223@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-27, 10:49PM EST


I am tossing my car up for trade because at this point in my life I really need a truck.

At this point I have no money to put on top for a trade so I am just looking for a straight trade or cash + trade on your end.


LOCATED IN BREVARD COUNTY !!!!!
My car is a 1992 Civic Hatch DX with 156k on chassis and about 60k on the engine. The car runs great with no smoke or check engine light. I really like the car but I need a truck.

GSR blades with good tires
H&R Springs
Tokico Shocks
Skunk2 camber kit
Cross drilled and slotted rotors front and back. (rear discs)
Front strut tower bar
D15 with about 60k (This engine is solid and ready for some boost.)
ACT clutch
Fidanza flywheel
Header
Intake
Skunk2 Catback exhaust
Aluminum 2" radiator
MSD ignition with external coil
Short shifter
New axles


Clean black interior (the seats are blue and the drivers side has a bolster rip, was going to get new ones)

new tint
Tenzo steering wheel (not in the best condition.)
carbon fiber hood (NEW)
carbon fiber duckbill spoiler
Type R replica front lip (NEW)
New 6k HID's (NEW)
spoon replica mirrors
Water temp gauge
Oil pressure gauge
B&M fuel pressure gauge


THE BAD

CAR HAS NO A/C, But I have all of the parts for it in my garage.

A few small dings that are not very noticeable.

Rear bumper has "speed holes" that the previous owner made. As much as I don't care for them I have to say that they are done flawlessly and don't look too bad.
There may be more things that I am forgetting but I will update as needed.
Call or email me for any other questions. (321) 591-8161 Matt

-------------------------

He used the word SPEED HOLES. SPEED HOLES. THEY MAKE THE CAR GO FASTER>

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Phangor posted:

http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/car/576362551.html

"seat/bed, mood interior lighting, Drapes & privacy screens" gently caress yes.



Oh, the tales an ultraviolet light could tell...

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

deviant. posted:

Oh, the tales an ultraviolet light could tell...

"Someday I'll have a girlfriend... :cry::fh: someday...













:suicide:

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Dang, that is a classic rape van. He should have advertised it as such.

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer

Nitrox posted:

Dang, that is a classic rape van. He should have advertised it as such.

Seriously, there is no loving way I could ever drive that thing and not look like a pedophile/creepy rapist.

Luxmore
Jun 5, 2001

quote:

126K miles, Missionary must sell, $2,995.

City Hunter posted:

"Someday I'll have a wife... :cry::fh: someday...

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/car/589637971.html

quote:

86 toyota extra cab 4 wheel drive truck - $4200
Reply to: sale-589637971@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-28, 7:07AM EST


Within the last year has: rebuilt engine (new block and head) a new starter, alternator, battery, tires, oxygen sensors and back cylinder brakes. Has a crack in the dash and tear on the side of bench seat. AC cools but has a leak somewhere. Manual windows. Automatic. Also has street glo and a 400.00 7 inch plasma touch screen cd/dvd player. Brown. Replacing with a motorcycle.

I laughed out loud at this one. I own the exact same truck (mine's manual) and I can't imagine any possible rice appeal it would have.

uiru
Mar 13, 2003

we had a good run anyway
Wow, a reasonable CRX listing:

http://denver.craigslist.org/car/590250326.html

Octavio Barnaby Sr.
Feb 23, 2004

Where you're going, there are no jokes.
Scam. I believe that's a JDM front end and a B series motor.
Not an $800.00 car.

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn

Octavio Barnaby Sr. posted:

Scam. I believe that's a JDM front end and a B series motor.
Not an $800.00 car.

I wouldn't be surprised if the guy ended up buying one with an engine swap and poo poo unknowingly and took good care of it.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
http://london.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-over-5K-92-Dodge-Stealth-ES-W0QQAdIdZ39914853

Twelve grand for a 16 year old Eclipse wannabe? gently caress THAT...
Also, he is AWESOME at photo-editing:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
http://london.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-over-5K-1995-FORD-CONVERSION-E150-ECONOLINE-VAN-WITH-FOLDING-BED-W0QQAdIdZ33689871

Rape van Man posted:

This van has casino style lights looks sexy in the nights.



gently caress wood on the outside. Wood on the INSIDE'S where it's at. :whatup:

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry

MrKatharsis posted:

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/car/589637971.html

I laughed out loud at this one. I own the exact same truck (mine's manual) and I can't imagine any possible rice appeal it would have.

Underbody lights are pretty popular with the off roading crowd, and the street-glo style kits are pretty cheap.

I can't really explain the dvd player though. Some people just like insane stereos?

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/590736597.html

quote:

00 acura integra - $900

2000 Acura Integra GSR shell
perfect project
Clean Body
Red color
the bad Driver side front end is damage but fixible
other than that car is clean
Shell only
no motor
no seats
no carpet
it doesnt come with the rims (ls meshes) it comes with stock rims
just a shell
not parting out dont ask
Salvage Title
call me for more info
asking $900 CALL ME ANYTIME 1-702-688-1480

Theft recovery, I'm sure.

Restore this car to stock, and you will be selling it in precisely the same condition as this man.

Octavio Barnaby Sr.
Feb 23, 2004

Where you're going, there are no jokes.
That would be a hell of a good starting point for a project.
It's new enough that most of the paint is even still fresh.

Huggable Bear King
Jan 12, 2006
H.B.K.
There isn't anything really remarkable about this car but the description is classic Craigslist

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/car/587878340.html

quote:

1998 Pontiac Sunfire GT 2.4L well maintainted - $2650

***Brand new Speed Tires (the expensive kind!)*** Brand new Alternator*** Brand new Battery*** Brand new ignition switch***

Car is running like new with fresh breaks. Its got front airbags, cruise control, steering wheel music control, power windows, power doors, sun roof, daytime headlights, CD player and more. This ride at 119,000 miles has a powerful engine that can go from 0-60mph in a matter of a few seconds. (not that I recommend it, but it is there if you ever need it.) The car is light with a powerful engine which gives you solid pickup and keeps the gas economical. This car never let me down on the road before. The interior is clean and comfortable.
After I invested in new parts for my car, I unexpectedly needed to relocate. Since I'll be next to the metro, I won't be needing a car any longer.

Only serious buyers please. Contact me via email or call and leave a message if interested.

$2650 OBO.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

The Fonz says it's cool, so it must be right?

http://tampa.craigslist.org/car/592531995.html

pacheco
May 2, 2005

Always bet on Duke.

leica posted:

The Fonz says it's cool, so it must be right?

http://tampa.craigslist.org/car/592531995.html

[RARE AUTOMATIC]

Aren't Miatas with automatic slower than hell?

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

City Hunter posted:

http://london.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-over-5K-1995-FORD-CONVERSION-E150-ECONOLINE-VAN-WITH-FOLDING-BED-W0QQAdIdZ33689871




gently caress wood on the outside. Wood on the INSIDE'S where it's at. :whatup:

I'll have you know, that made me spew a little bit of milk out of my mouth due to sudden onset of laughter.


White stuff coming out is so topic-appropriate!

K
Jun 2, 2005

Meet me at midnight

Hypnolobster posted:

I'll have you know, that made me spew a little bit of milk out of my mouth due to sudden onset of laughter.


White stuff coming out is so topic-appropriate!

Did you now!

Here we go, complete with airbrush of skeleton vomiting all over the hood:

HOOKED. UP. PROJECT. CAR.

san_dingo
May 31, 2004

I thought it was fast at the time.

COUGH 71hp COUGH

K posted:

Did you now!

Here we go, complete with airbrush of skeleton vomiting all over the hood:

HOOKED. UP. PROJECT. CAR.

Nothing says "hooked up" like zip-ties and duct tape.

Zool
Mar 21, 2005

The motard rap
for all my riders
at the track
Dirt hardpacked
corner workers better
step back
^^ Nothing wrong with using zip-ties to manage wires. Mounting your radiator though...

K posted:

Did you now!

Here we go, complete with airbrush of skeleton vomiting all over the hood:

HOOKED. UP. PROJECT. CAR.

I like the close-up picture of the headlight with a mangled crossmember behind it.

Zool fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Mar 2, 2008

Kahta
Dec 31, 2006

K posted:

Did you now!

Here we go, complete with airbrush of skeleton vomiting all over the hood:

HOOKED. UP. PROJECT. CAR.

Interesting that the engine is running at 2500 RPMs

Space Gopher
Jul 31, 2006

BLITHERING IDIOT AND HARDCORE DURIAN APOLOGIST. LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SHIT DON'T STINK EVEN THOUGH WE ALL KNOW IT DOES BECAUSE I'M SUPER CULTURED.

Kahta posted:

Interesting that the engine is running at 2500 RPMs

Actually, it's running at 2500 RPM and off at the same time, if you look at his lovely aftermarket tach as well. I have a feeling that the ziptied radiator is nothing compared to the electrical hell probably lurking behind that dash.

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry

I love how the shift knob is on backwards.

V-Dubling
Jun 19, 2006

I really do love to fart
Why the gently caress are there gauges in the passenger seat. Must be for his co-driver.

quote:

Turbo gages built-in dash (no actual turbo)

What the gently caress.

V-Dubling fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Mar 3, 2008

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry

V-Dubling posted:

What the gently caress.

"CHECKS IF WEEZ GOTS A TURBO NOW!"

"NAW DAWG, DA GAG STIL SEZ NO."

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Why does he have TWO tachometers?

"SEE MAN YOU CANT SEE THE DASH, BUT IM GOING FAST AS HELL, LOOKIT HERE." *points*

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

Advent Horizon posted:

"CHECKS IF WEEZ GOTS A TURBO NOW!"

"NAW DAWG, DA GAG STIL SEZ NO."

This cracked me up. I imagine two lolcats saying that while driving.

streetlamp
May 7, 2007

Danny likes his party hat
He does not like his banana hat

Advent Horizon posted:

"CHECKS IF WEEZ GOTS A TURBO NOW!"

"NAW DAWG, DA GAG STIL SEZ NO."
Haha anytime I get into boost my brother likes to lean over to look at the boost gauge and go "HOW MUCH TURBOZ YOU GOT NOW!?" like hes in a loving fighter jet.

I cracked up in the middle of lecture and then trying to hold it in only made it worse so I have that awkward coughing I cant breath stifling laughter thing.

tractorcrusher
Sep 29, 2003

Huh huh huh huh huh! And you just said Hi! Hi! Hi! Heh heh heh! You sounded like ahh ha ha my niece! And she's six months old ha ha ha!

City Hunter posted:

http://london.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-over-5K-TALON-ECLIPSE-W0QQAdIdZ39765952
"You are looking at a very well..."

And then the grammar goes to poo poo... :downsbravo:
I swear, the closer people live to Toronto, the dumber they get.




Haha, check out the cars in the background of this picture: http://kijiji.ebayimg.com/i18/05/k/000/79/36/80ba_20.JPG?set_id=1C4000

tractorcrusher fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Mar 3, 2008

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TurboLuvah
Jul 24, 2004

Scientifically proven to be more fuel efficient than hybrids!

K posted:

Did you now!

Here we go, complete with airbrush of skeleton vomiting all over the hood:

HOOKED. UP. PROJECT. CAR.

How the hell do you install a shiftknob backwards?

Out of all the things wrong with that car, why does that bother me the most hahaha

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