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Aran
Jan 17, 2007

by elpintogrande

Skier posted:

I had no idea CRXs were convertibles! Power top indeed. :v:

I dare say it has a sunroof.

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Shadowhand00
Jan 23, 2006

Golden Bear is ever watching; day by day he prowls, and when he hears the tread of lowly Stanfurd red,from his Lair he fiercely growls.
Toilet Rascal
This isn't so much gold as it is pure embodied sex:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/car/619218647.html

Of course its way over the normal $15k price. But whatever. Just something I wanted to share with you guys.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Skier posted:

I had no idea CRXs were convertibles! Power top indeed. :v:

I'm assuming that's a sunroof.

e:f;b, didn't notice the next page had started.

Skier
Apr 24, 2003

Fuck yeah.
Fan of Britches
There is a large difference between the top of a car and a small sunroof or moon roof. :colbert:

atomtbomb
Mar 24, 2003

MrEnigma posted:

What's with the extra two exhausts on the mini? Did he just decide it looks cooler that way? Maybe he added a second engine.

That's the Sport Link - it allows you to attach a bicycle holder to the rear of the MINI. Much easier to use than a roof rack, but kind of pricey.

http://www.trademotion.com/partlocator/index.cfm?action=accessoryPart5&siteid=214222&catalogid=3751&categoryID=75819

MrEnigma
Aug 30, 2004

Moo!

atomtbomb posted:

That's the Sport Link - it allows you to attach a bicycle holder to the rear of the MINI. Much easier to use than a roof rack, but kind of pricey.

http://www.trademotion.com/partlocator/index.cfm?action=accessoryPart5&siteid=214222&catalogid=3751&categoryID=75819

That's actually quite awesome.

hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma
Are any of these particularly rare? they seem to be priced way high.

1967 Chevy Impala Convertable - $25000
http://eugene.craigslist.org/car/618560721.html

1966 Impala SS - $14000
http://eugene.craigslist.org/car/618054307.html

1974 Beetle Sun Bug - $18000
http://eugene.craigslist.org/car/617290447.html

1966 Mustang Coupe - $38000
http://eugene.craigslist.org/car/617294025.html

King
Jun 28, 2006
Not Kong
Yeah, this doesn't seem suspicious at all. Honestly, I was surprised it wasn't a custom chopper with the name and price.

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/620454525.html

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern

quote:

91 GEO STORM "GSI" - $2850
Reply to: sale-620475700@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-27, 11:20AM EDT


This is a cool looking little gas saver! Bright yellow with spoilers and wheels. It hates gas and has cold A/C! Not many of these little sport models around. It is a 5 speed to add to the sportiness and gas savings! Runs super and has 130,000 miles. Feel free to email or call 352-262-5460.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

King posted:

Yeah, this doesn't seem suspicious at all. Honestly, I was surprised it wasn't a custom chopper with the name and price.

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/620454525.html

I especially love when they use stock/publicity photos for the items they're trying to sell.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




This one is awesome.

"2007 Honda Civic EX - Authentic Bullet holes - $15000"

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/car/620773674.html

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5

MrKatharsis posted:



Whats even more interesting is the ad says the car hates gas.

Vaporware
May 22, 2004

Still not here yet.

DreamOn13 posted:

This one is awesome.

"2007 Honda Civic EX - Authentic Bullet holes - $15000"

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/car/620773674.html

They even went to the trouble of busting out the windows on that side. That's what I like in an authentic bullet ridden (getaway?) car. Think about the street cred.

7744
Mar 27, 2003

It had no choice. Their defense grid was smashed. We'd won. Taking out Carr then would make no difference. Skynet had to wipe out his entire existence!

Ziploc posted:

Whats even more interesting is the ad says the car hates gas.

This is a cool looking little gas saver!
It hates gas!
It is a 5 speed to add to the gas savings!

:psyduck:

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Ziploc posted:

Whats even more interesting is the ad says the car hates gas.

That's a fairly common line in car ads, and only going to get more common.

Pigpen
Jun 2, 2004

C=

DreamOn13 posted:

This one is awesome.

"2007 Honda Civic EX - Authentic Bullet holes - $15000"

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/car/620773674.html

No no, zey are speed holes, zey make ze car go faster.

Crix_Maydine
Feb 11, 2007
Obviam Eversor.
http://austin.craigslist.org/car/620623673.html

Hey guys! The car is wrecked but it can still do wicked burnouts in the driveway!

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Crix_Maydine posted:

http://austin.craigslist.org/car/620623673.html

Hey guys! The car is wrecked but it can still do wicked burnouts in the driveway!
Holy poo poo, that's a cheap LS1 swap that you can drive home. Someone buy this thing right loving now.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
There is one big problem with this item:

http://cgi.govliquidation.com/auction/view?id=1650637&convertTo=USD

US military posted:

LOT (27, 000, 000 LBS) SCRAP AIRCRAFT TERM CONTRACT LOCATED AT DAVIS MONTHAN AFB, AMARG AREA. AIRCRAFT TYPES INCLUDE; C141, SOME WITH ENGINES, C130, S3, A4, F14, T34, H53, TITAN MISSILES STAGE 1 AND 2 WITH SLEEVES AND TARGET DESIGNATORS. NO PARTS REMOVAL. AIRCRAFT REQUIRE OFF-SITE DEMILITARIZATION. AIRCRAFT CAN BE REDUCED IN SIZE ON BASE FOR EASE OF TRANSPORT. DEMILITARIZATION TO BE ACCOMPLISHED BY COMPLETELY DESTROYING WITH HAMMERMILL OR SHREDDER. END RESULTS OF DEMILITARIZATION MUST BE EQUAL TO OR LESS THAN 4 BY 4 PIECES. MATERIAL WILL INCLUDE FERROUS AND NONFERROUS METALS. PURCHASER MUST BE ABLE TO PROCESS 130, 000 LBS OF MATERIAL PER DAY AT BOTH DAVIS MONTHAN AFB AND THE SHREDDING FACILITY. ATTACHED SURVEILLANCE PLAN APPLIES. BUYER MUST ATTEND A START OF WORK MEETING AT CDC TUCSON, DAVIS MONTHAN AFB PRIOR TO BEGINNING WORK. TERM CONTRACT IS FOR POUNDAGE ADVERTISED AND NOT BY TIME. A $50, 000. 00 BID DEPOSIT IS REQUIRED TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS EVENT. IN ADDITION, A DOWN PAYMENT OF $250, 000 MUST BE PAID WITHIN 5 BUSINESS DAYS OF THE EVENT'S CLOSING. THE PRICE WILL BE ADJUSTED EVERY 90 DAYS FROM THE BID AWARD DATE. THE REVISED PRICE WILL BE DERIVED BY TAKING THE PRICE OF OLD ALUM SHEET AND CAST LA AMM PRICE FOR OLD ALUM SHEET AND CAST LA FOR SCRAP ALUMINUM TAKEN ON THE DAY BIDDING CLOSED AND DIVIDED INTO THE OLD ALUM SHEET AND CAST LA AMM PRICE FOR OLD ALUM SHEET AND CAST LA FOR SCRAP ALUMINUM AT THE APPLICABLE 90 DAY ADJUSTMENT DATE. THIS PERCENTAGE CHANGE WILL BE APPLIED TO THE BID PRICE/ LB. PREVIEW WILL BE HELD ON MONDAY, APRIL 7, 2008 AT 9:30 AM. CALL TO SCHEDULE APPOINTMENT: (520)519-8251.

Bold: :iamafag:
Italic: :saddowns:

Parabellum
Feb 26, 2004
Si Vis Pace
Damnit and I was in the market for some Titan missles, he just lost a sale..

16 Tons of Monkeys
Feb 11, 2008

Jerk.
I have no idea on the price of Skylines, but this seems like it could be a decent deal for $3300:

quote:

http://boulder.craigslist.org/car/621600472.html

The twin Turbo charged 6 cylinder engine will definitely wake you up.
BLITZ INTERCOLER
BLITZ ADJ.BOOST GAUGE
BLITZ DOWN PIPE
GREADY SHORT RAM INTAKE,HOSE KIT,FILTERS
GREADY SHORT RAM INTAKE,HOSE KIT,FILTERS
THRUST SHORT SHIFT&SHIFT KNOB
Miles:55700



EDIT: Forgot price.

16 Tons of Monkeys fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Mar 28, 2008

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

16 Tons of Monkeys posted:

I have no idea on the price of Skylines, but this seems like it could be a decent deal:

What was he asking for it? Either way, I didn't even think you could license those in the US? :confused:

16 Tons of Monkeys
Feb 11, 2008

Jerk.

slidebite posted:

What was he asking for it? Either way, I didn't even think you could license those in the US? :confused:

Yeah, I didn't either, but a 95 Skyline with 57k on it for $3300 seems too good to be true.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

16 Tons of Monkeys posted:

I have no idea on the price of Skylines, but this seems like it could be a decent deal for $3300:


EDIT: Forgot price.
If a popular performance car is listed at less than 3/4 of it's value, it's a SCAM.

If a popular performance car is listed at less than 3/4 of it's value, it's a SCAM.

If a popular performance car is listed at less than 3/4 of it's value, it's a SCAM.

If a popular performance car is listed at less than 3/4 of it's value, it's a SCAM.

If a popular performance car is listed at less than 3/4 of it's value, it's a SCAM.

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern
If you highlight the entire page, and small hidden text appears, it's a SCAM.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

VideoTapir posted:

There is one big problem with this item:

http://cgi.govliquidation.com/auction/view?id=1650637&convertTo=USD


Bold: :iamafag:
Italic: :saddowns:

This i what happens to MUTTs too....drat shame

Meydey
Dec 31, 2005
Hmm, seems to be missing the 396/4-speed parts.
http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/car/622022361.html

Meydey fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Mar 29, 2008

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

slidebite posted:

What was he asking for it? Either way, I didn't even think you could license those in the US? :confused:

You couldn't, legally. But Motorex was importing a bunch of Skylines other than the years they actually had documentation for, before they were caught. The government basically said they weren't going to go after those cars. And people have managed to sneak them in on their own without getting caught, and then find either permissive or ignorant local DMVs which will allow them to title and register the cars.

So while that is a scam, and they aren't LEGAL here, it isn't impossible to get one in the US.

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/car/619472933.html

craigslist posted:

1999 Saturn SL1 4 Door, Tan color, Cloth interior, Automatic Trans, Power sun roof, Spoiler, Nice body, Clear Title, Starts and runs, needs engine. $500 or best offer. Dennnis 978-417-6118

craigslist posted:

Starts and runs, needs engine.

:confused:

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


http://austin.craigslist.org/car/623078800.html

quote:

1972 Chevrolet Chevelle Concours SS - $5500

Offering for sell a 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS Concours.
45,600 miles
350 stock v8, turbo 350 transmission, numbers matching car, transmission and motor. Clean Texas title. 10 bolt 3:08 gears, disc brakes, 3rd seat option, factory air conditioning, power steering, new dual exhaust, rally wheels, cowl induction hood, SS trim, factory luggage rack, original owner’s manual, dual swing tail gate.
This car is a very nice ride that will appreciate in value for years to come. Car is very dependable. runs great.
Needs:
Power rear window motor
Headliner (is there, is rough)
Minor interior and upholstery repair
Cosmetic small bubbles beginning to appear
A/C works, blows but is not cold,,,, needs a charge
Small repairs such as wipers, radio
Inspection and registration
Car is located in Austin, Texas and is a Texas car. Available for inspection just make an appointment via email. No tire kickers, serious inquiries only


gently caress your hot hatch, I've got the deathwagon.



:rock:

Waffle House fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Mar 30, 2008

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Rear Admiral BOOYA posted:

http://austin.craigslist.org/car/623078800.html


gently caress your hot hatch, I've got the deathwagon.



:rock:

drat, too bad I'm not in Texas, I'd love to go take a look at that.

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer

Rear Admiral BOOYA posted:

http://austin.craigslist.org/car/623078800.html


gently caress your hot hatch, I've got the deathwagon.



:rock:

Ah, man. That would be such a sweet surfer wagon. Texas isn't that far away from South Carolina, right? :(

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1963-WILLYS-JEEP-VAN_W0QQitemZ250228940731QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item250228940731

1963 Willys Van

quote:

1963 WILLYS JEEP VAN ORIGINAL ENGINE. 52,093 ORIGINAL MILES. ENGINE AND TRANSMISSION OVERHAULED EARLY 2008. RUNS GREAT HAVE OWNERS MANUAL AND SALES BROCHURE. VEHICLE WAS FIRST PURCHASED JULY 1963. WILLYS ONLY MADE 1000 OF THESE VANS. THIS ONE IS NUMBER 861.

No bids, and the auction is almost over...I'm guessing his 14,000 dollar starting bid is a little high.

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Grimster
May 15, 2004

you suck

Rear Admiral BOOYA posted:

gently caress your hot hatch, I've got the deathwagon.



I am not ashamed to say that I am in love. I'm trying to figure right now, will a 12 hour, one way, road trip to Austin get me into "that" much trouble with the wife, to buy a car I don't need?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Grimster posted:

I am not ashamed to say that I am in love. I'm trying to figure right now, will a 12 hour, one way, road trip to Austin get me into "that" much trouble with the wife, to buy a car I don't need?

It will totally be worth the trip back, opening up that small block wide, and drawing puzzled looks.

poo poo, if anyone has $5500, I can look at it for you and be the intermediary.

gently caress, WHERE CAN I GET $5500

Waffle House fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Mar 30, 2008

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

VideoTapir posted:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1963-WILLYS-JEEP-VAN_W0QQitemZ250228940731QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item250228940731

1963 Willys Van


No bids, and the auction is almost over...I'm guessing his 14,000 dollar starting bid is a little high.

I'm not sure why, but I want the poo poo out of that thing.

Al Harrington
May 1, 2005

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the eye
http://lacrosse.craigslist.org/car/620889311.html

For sale: 1985 chevy caprice coupe with a 305 V-8 i was told was out of an 86 camaro with about 100k on it. Runs out good might need the carb rebuilt and timing adjusted (runs over when shut off sometimes) and the exhaust is in need of repair it has true dual exhaust. Its used about a half quart of oil in about 2000 miles no drips or spots in driveway. The body is pretty good most of the rust is around the back pass. wheel. interior isnt too bad has bucket seats out of a cavalier and a center console out of a blazer back seat is stock looks really good but there is no seat belts in the back they were gone when i bought it. $1400 o.b.o.
507-894-5071 no calls after 9pm please





sorry duder, nothing rare about a caprice pieced together from 4 different vehicles

Aegri Somnia
Sep 19, 2006

by Fragmaster
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/car/602729239.html

Nice picture taking there...

:downsbravo:

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

I'm not sure why, but I want the poo poo out of that thing.

I do, too, but not 14,000 dollars worth.

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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Aegri Somnia posted:

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/car/602729239.html

Nice picture taking there...

:downsbravo:

HAHAHA
Holy poo poo.

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