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Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

He bought this to fix it, but i guess couldn't afford a peacock. I guess he shoulda talked to the guy with the ignition quail.

https://wi.somethingawful.com/26/266b4d36faebc6df62f10f350af6338c43e2587e.jpg

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcy/638404116.html

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stoko
Nov 26, 2003

Wobbuffet! Wobbuffet!! WHERE!?
http://eugene.craigslist.org/car/639081205.html

I'm not sure if it's a joke or not. I was sure it was, up until he said the cardboard was only there while he was painting it.

Sterndotstern
Nov 16, 2002

by Y Kant Ozma Post

stoko posted:

I'm not sure if it's a joke or not.

You've been had.

Mobius1B7R
Jan 27, 2008

Zool posted:

I think my craigslist ad belongs here rather than A.I. Marketplace.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/car/638151941.html

Someone buy this piece of poo poo! It's like trying to get rid of a froot truck!

Why can't this be on the other side of the country? :argh:

allonblack
Dec 9, 2004

Yes, you.

stoko posted:

http://eugene.craigslist.org/car/639081205.html

I'm not sure if it's a joke or not. I was sure it was, up until he said the cardboard was only there while he was painting it.

Am I the only one that gets irritated when people don't bother with a screenshot?

To contribute -


Blooot
Mar 19, 2001

allonblack posted:

Am I the only one that gets irritated when people don't bother with a screenshot?

To contribute -




That picture is as old as the Internet.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/car/639677140.html


This looked a lot dumber in the overpost to Las Vegas, in which he described it as a "military rescue vehicle."

I think it's the instrument panel that really makes/ruins it.

Al Harrington
May 1, 2005

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the eye
The instrument panel looks like it came out of an old airplane.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
http://flagstaff.craigslist.org/car/613236152.html


LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN SOMEONE'S BACK YARD!

NO TITLE!

Al Harrington
May 1, 2005

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the eye

tractorcrusher posted:

Not craigslist but equally bad- http://ads.seriouswheels.com/viewlisting.php?view=4793




Yep I see that poo poo all of the time, rotted shells like that for $1k+. That car is common as dirt, every rich old guy has one and while they're nice, rotted shells shouldn't be worth that much.

BossTweed
Apr 9, 2001


Doctor Rope

VideoTapir posted:

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/car/639677140.html


This looked a lot dumber in the overpost to Las Vegas, in which he described it as a "military rescue vehicle."

I think it's the instrument panel that really makes/ruins it.

Wow, I'm not sure how someone would see over the instrument panel to drive it.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

BossTweed posted:

Wow, I'm not sure how someone would see over the instrument panel to drive it.

That's a heads-up display.

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

BossTweed posted:

Wow, I'm not sure how someone would see over the instrument panel to drive it.

Have to contact the tower and go IFR.

Lunchb0x
Nov 13, 2005
Jesus hates you

allonblack posted:

Am I the only one that gets irritated when people don't bother with a screenshot?

To contribute -




Without the cardboard i just don't see how its worth it.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

VideoTapir posted:

http://flagstaff.craigslist.org/car/613236152.html


LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN SOMEONE'S BACK YARD!

NO TITLE!
Priginal miles as well! Can't get any better than that! Better than original!

It makes me wonder what type of buyer actually buys something from the ads which have terrible grammar/spelling.

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

VideoTapir posted:

http://flagstaff.craigslist.org/car/613236152.html


LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN SOMEONE'S BACK YARD!

NO TITLE!

That's a beautiful loving truck.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


VideoTapir posted:

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/car/639677140.html


This looked a lot dumber in the overpost to Las Vegas, in which he described it as a "military rescue vehicle."

I think it's the instrument panel that really makes/ruins it.

I would buy and drive the gently caress out of that.

Mike_P
Aug 4, 2006

"I dunnoooow"

Sexy Santorum posted:

Yep I see that poo poo all of the time, rotted shells like that for $1k+. That car is common as dirt, every rich old guy has one and while they're nice, rotted shells shouldn't be worth that much.

Aren't they pretty much just buying it for the vin plate so they can slap it onto a new re-pro body/chassis and not have to meet any sort of modern safety or emissions standards?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
$89,000

For an Isuzu Box Truck...

With 84,000 miles on it....

:psyduck:

http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/car/641283214.html

Hybred
Sep 1, 2006
I would chalk this up to Barrett-Jackson but I just don't know. http://southjersey.craigslist.org/car/641368018.html

I mean it's so RARE! 4,000 for an 89 Ford Thunderbird Supercoupe... What is wrong with people?

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

CommieGIR posted:

$89,000

For an Isuzu Box Truck...

With 84,000 miles on it....

Someone just made a typo and pressed the 0 key one too many times.

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

I know this isn't from Craigslist, but it's not worth it's own thread and dammit, I want it. It's a good thing I'm not in the market for a new car right now because I'd probably do something stupid like come home with this one. It wouldn't even fit in my garage, but at least I'd get to play Ronin every time I drove it.

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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

Laissez les bons temps rouler
ET must love this poo poo!

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/641740693.html



Candy paint!

CmdrSmirnoff
Oct 27, 2005
happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy


http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/yrk/car/645918861.html

"Need to sell my Jeep Liberty in a hurry. Wife is making me because she found out that I had a hooker in it. In good overall condition - 93 with 94,600 k on her. Tires wearing a little thin, but should be good until Winter.

Asking $1100 OBO"

He probably meant to say '03 not 93 but goddamn, I should get this.

(and a bottle of Febreeze to get the hooker stink out)

Sterndotstern
Nov 16, 2002

by Y Kant Ozma Post
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd46/sterndotstern/Listing/mybmw.jpg

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET. This is the only CL post I've ever seen that says, "it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests."

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notro man
Aug 23, 2006
Maybe you could e-mail him and offer to identify the model of his BMW as well as adding some details about the car, potentially raising the final selling price by hundred's if not THOUSANDS of dollars! Only $599.95

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/646726297.html


Not much on Craigslist annoys me more than people listing their price as 1 dollar or something else absurdly low (because what, you WANT to get through price filters, and you WANT people to lowball you like crazy?).

But hey, FREE COMPUTER.

Probably better than what Blue Hippo will give you, too!

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Rap Songs From Anime
Aug 15, 2007

So driving muscle cars is good for Mother Earth, who knew?

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/car/648729875.html'



Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!


http://austin.craigslist.org/lbg/646529565.html

OK, it's not a car for sale, but it is car related and on CL. Some genius needs brakes, but doesn't want to do them himself or pay a decent amount. You drat well better comply with his demands, too. :rolleye:

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

deviant. posted:



http://austin.craigslist.org/lbg/646529565.html

OK, it's not a car for sale, but it is car related and on CL. Some genius needs brakes, but doesn't want to do them himself or pay a decent amount. You drat well better comply with his demands, too. :rolleye:

What a prick. If he knows everything that needs to be done, he can just do it himself.

hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma

meatpimp posted:

What a prick. If he knows everything that needs to be done, he can just do it himself.

That was my first thought, but then I thought, heck, if he wants me to replace his pads every couple months for $70, why not?

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

hippynerd posted:

That was my first thought, but then I thought, heck, if he wants me to replace his pads every couple months for $70, why not?

Do you have your own shop and liability insurance?

hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma

deviant. posted:

Do you have your own shop and liability insurance?

hell no, all I have is a BiMart 2 ton jack, and 6 HF 3 ton jackstands.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

hippynerd posted:

hell no, all I have is a BiMart 2 ton jack, and 6 HF 3 ton jackstands.

well then you can just hit the road, jack :colbert:

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



deviant. posted:



http://austin.craigslist.org/lbg/646529565.html

OK, it's not a car for sale, but it is car related and on CL. Some genius needs brakes, but doesn't want to do them himself or pay a decent amount. You drat well better comply with his demands, too. :rolleye:

that guy can eat a dick.

http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/649308968.html


we don't really get any speed and class up here, but goddamn if there aren't a ton of aging diesels with ricer (greaser?) markups.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

I thought the 70/80s 300 diesel motors were all 5 cylinder motors.

V-Dubling
Jun 19, 2006

I really do love to fart
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/car/646478562.html
Image macros are the best way to sell mustangs really.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


First it was the helltruck, and now it's...

http://austin.craigslist.org/car/650057247.html

quote:

This car is amazing its a 1991 honda civic it used to be a four door has been cut and welded into a 2 door truck its pushing 220whp 183ftlbs tq at 7 psi .
stock block stock head
six point cage and custom chassis braceing.
no a/c, no p/s, dash shell no carpet/headliner.
esmt wht 2000 lbs or less.

DOHC ZC black top with garrett t3 turbo,550cc percision inj/tial 38mm wastegate/lovefab manifold(shorty)2.5in down pipe dumped at shifter/turbo xs rfl blow off valve/silicone cupr with t bolt clamps
hot pipe, cold pipe, down pipe and wastegate dump built buy STEVEFAB
autometer boost, a/f, and oil press gauges
hondata s200/ car swaped to obd1 via rywire harness/ hondata p75 ecu / turbo xs boost controler/fluidyne crx half size radiator/ hyaden fan/ act stage 3 pressure plate with 6 puck sprung disc/percision small intercooler/ light weight crank pully, MSD SCIL, blaster ss coil, magnacore wires
tenzo-r racing seats with sparco 4 point harnesses
cd player with infinity 6 1/2s and 6x9s 200watt punch amp with jl 12
17x7.5 enkeis with good tires
the only bad things about this whole car is it has no ac or ps adn some body work still needs to be done just didnt have the time to get to it

willing to trade for a 92-95 civic with either a turbo or good swap just let me know whatcha got (210)4429069



god

drat son

goddamn

Waffle House fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Apr 21, 2008

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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

V-Dubling posted:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/car/646478562.html
Image macros are the best way to sell mustangs really.

is the said torque twisting the chassis, or is there some other reason?

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