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roadhead
Dec 25, 2001

1989 Honda Civic Hatch $1000 obo. - $1000 (arlington) posted:

i got a 1989 honda civic hatch this car was going to be my project car but i am planning on going to college and i need money. it used to be baby blue with a black hood, but i spray painted it flat black (body, hood, and the rims). i dont know how many miles are on the car. it no longer drives but i think it just needs a new transmittion. it starts and it is a 5 speed. i just put a muffler on the car. and it is really loud. it will be a good project car to fix up and race. their is also this reason why i am selling it. i have the title for it i just cant get it regestered to me. but the car isnt stolen. so thier is no worries. the inspection is good till next year but it needs a registration sticker. the registration sticker went out last month. i am asking $1000 but wont go lower than $750. if interested contact me at 817-555-1234.



So.... $750 then?

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Toucan Sam
Sep 2, 2000

slidebite posted:

They used to be very common back in the late 80s/90s but I haven't seen one for some time. As a matter of fact, I rarely see a regular one now either.

Domino's used to use the non turbos after they got rid of their Chevettes where i lived. I didn't even know they made a turbo version.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

roadhead posted:

So.... $750 then?
That's some pretty stellar negotiation skills there. Jesus Christ.

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
There's still plenty on the roads up here, and with the price of petrol where it is - $1.35/L - the asking price on any Sprint/Metro/Firefly/Swift around here has nearly doubled (in the space of 2 years or so).

Turbo sprints, however, never did seem that common around here. Having looked at the engine setup on one at a boneyard, I imagine a proper turbo setup, rather than the ghetto looking stock one, would probably perk it up quite a lot.

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

Laissez les bons temps rouler
I'm trying to think of some clever comment about this ad, but I'm too speechless...

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/681877093.html

:911:

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CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

Bob Sapp Please posted:

I'm trying to think of some clever comment about this ad, but I'm too speechless...

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/681877093.html

:911:

hahaha he's moving overseas because he actually HATES AMERIKKKA!

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I like how these guys always talk about "turning heads" like it's a good thing. I'd probably turn my head to look at a kid with Downs syndrome throwing feces around too, doesn't mean people are envious of it.

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

Laissez les bons temps rouler

CornHolio posted:

hahaha he's moving overseas because he actually HATES AMERIKKKA!

If he's from Ft. Walton, odds are this dude is Air Force, and is probably getting deployed somewhere.

He loves this country so drat much, he's willing to sacrifice his car and go overseas to fight for the american way :patriot:

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

Bob Sapp Please posted:

If he's from Ft. Walton, odds are this dude is Air Force, and is probably getting deployed somewhere.

He loves this country so drat much, he's willing to sacrifice his car and go overseas to fight for the american way :patriot:

But then he would say he was 'getting deployed' which is way more patriotic, and makes the car way more patriotic, you could say you bought it from a hero.

Hell, even the scammers say they are getting deployed.

OmniCorp
Oct 30, 2004




Honda Accord/Jaguar

Captain Cannabis
Sep 30, 2005

Professional Bongologist

honkykong posted:

Found a nice corvette for anyone looking...

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/car/674132658.html

"This car has pre-teen chicks running behind it the second you drive it by a school. Get some!"

Pre-teen?? Why would I want 12 year old girls chasing after me?? That is creepy as hell.

destructo
Apr 29, 2006

Captain Cannabis posted:

"This car has pre-teen chicks running behind it the second you drive it by a school. Get some!"

Pre-teen?? Why would I want 12 year old girls chasing after me?? That is creepy as hell.
Sarcasm is a bitch?

notro man
Aug 23, 2006

OmniCorp posted:

Honda Accord/Jaguar


Hah hah, that made me laugh. There's another incarnation of speed and class (the dent in the hood is actually for downforce to keep those front wheels planted at speed).

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl

Captain Cannabis posted:

Pre-teen?? Why would I want 12 year old girls chasing after me?? That is creepy as hell.

Well, I suppose that as a pedo-mobile it's less obvious than a white van with no windows and "FREE PUPPIES" written on the side.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
4x4 Mustang, anyone?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars...em120260315584&

Some sick bastard posted:

1966 convertible titled as a 1973 reconditioned vehicle,modified using a 1973 ford bronco 4x4 frame and running gear,rebuilt 302,3 speed manual trans. 4 barrel crab, headers, dual pipes, interior good, exterior good, power top is in good condition , ventage center line rims, lots of chrome 27,000 mi.on modifiecation

At least it's all Ford.

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Frank Dillinger
May 16, 2007
Jawohl mein herr!
well, anything with a 4-barrel crab must be good, amirite?

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Frank Dillinger posted:

well, anything with a 4-barrel crab must be good, amirite?

How is it I never notice these typos until you guys point them out?

I guess I'm just blind to them since I expect them in this kind of ad.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Frank Dillinger posted:

well, anything with a 4-barrel crab must be good, amirite?

It goes along well with the ignition quail from a previous ad.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

VideoTapir posted:

4x4 Mustang, anyone?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars...em120260315584&


At least it's all Ford.
I'd only buy it to strip it off the Bronco chassis and return it to how it came out of the factory.

DoesNotCompute
Apr 10, 2006

Big Wiener.

VideoTapir posted:

4x4 Mustang, anyone?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars...em120260315584&


At least it's all Ford.

I don't want to admit it. But I love that.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

VideoTapir posted:

4x4 Mustang, anyone?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars...em120260315584&


At least it's all Ford.

That's to compete with the GM guys that put a Camaro on a Blazer, right?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
2006 Toyota Prius Marked Patrol Car
This is a Fully Marked Patrol Car that can easily be made back to the original one color of white. The decals are removable. Currently here is a 10 Strobe Light Bar mounted on the roof that is not shown in the photo. It is available at an extra cost.

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/car/677422450.html

The best part is that they talk about it having primarily highway miles like it's a good thing on a hybrid.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
http://dallas.craigslist.org/car/669151282.html

quote:

I have a 97 BMW 328i...this is a very sweet ride. Power everything, 4 speed auto, 2.8L 200hp inline 6, but still manages 30mpg on the highway with cruise control. Has 122k miles, and runs perfectly. Also has a 1.5 years left on a bumper to bumper warranty.

Here is what I am wanting to do. I want to find someone who has a slightly older car, something that runs good and is legal, to trade cars with me, and have them pick up my payments. I've only got about another 20 payments to go, at 500 a month. So I'm hoping there is someone out there with a car that still runs fine, but maybe wants to upgrade? This is a very sweet ride..again, nothing wrong with it, I just dont want a car payment anymore, I'm trying to save for a house. But even hypothetically if there was something wrong with this car...it comes with a warranty, so youre covered! No gimmick here.

How to ruin yourself financially in 20 easy payments

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

blugu64 posted:

http://dallas.craigslist.org/car/669151282.html


How to ruin yourself financially in 20 easy payments
Why is he paying $500 a month on an eleven year old 328?

notro man
Aug 23, 2006

Mr. Apollo posted:

Why is he paying $500 a month on an eleven year old 328?

Probably for the same reason he's trying to get someone to take over his payments right now... lovely financial decisions lead to lovely interest over time.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

Captain Cannabis posted:

"This car has pre-teen chicks running behind it the second you drive it by a school. Get some!"

Pre-teen?? Why would I want 12 year old girls chasing after me?? That is creepy as hell.

I live near this person, and that really frightens me.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Hypnolobster posted:

I live near this person, and that really frightens me.

Find out where he lives, compare to sex offender registry.

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn
What kind of gold is this one?

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/car/654988061.html

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Pretty Little Rainbow posted:

What kind of gold is this one?

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/car/654988061.html

Solid.

quote:

1976 Alfetta 2000 c.c. Spica Fuel Injection, New KYB Shocks,5 Speed, Brakes. Rums O.K Needs AirCare



Vodka is OK, too.

edit: Actually, upon closer examination of the pictures, it may not be so solid after all. More...crunchy.

VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 20:52 on May 20, 2008

CumGuzzler
Mar 15, 2001
Anyone have a spare $225,000 laying around?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/car/677390619.html

Rowan
Jan 20, 2005

CumGuzzler posted:

Anyone have a spare $225,000 laying around?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/car/677390619.html

I hope that's not OEM RR parts on the front :(

The Rocket Salad
Sep 1, 2004

lol what

CommieGIR posted:

The 300D's WERE all Inline 5 VW Diesels

That being said, he marked that thing WAY up
I am absolutely certain that is not true.

The OM617 that is in that car is 99.98% Mercedes-Benz, the other .02% owing to assorted Bosch products as well as some margin of error.

CumGuzzler posted:

Anyone have a spare $225,000 laying around?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/car/677390619.html
Holy Christ.

The Rocket Salad fucked around with this message at 15:37 on May 20, 2008

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

CumGuzzler posted:

Anyone have a spare $225,000 laying around?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/car/677390619.html

*sigh* It's going to be impossible to tell what you're talking about within 30 days.





quote:

2003 HUMMER H2 SIX WHEEL EXECUTIVE CUSTOM LIMO - $225000 (Eye Candy Customs - Orlando, FL )


7x 30 inch mogul chrome rims, one on spare carrier
7x 315-30 -30 Pirelli Scorpion Tires
Air Bag Suspension w/ independent front - rear control and 2 compressors
Rolls Royce Phantom front end with HID lighting
Custom rear LED taillights
Custom Black Paint
Custom Leather and Suede interior with limo style bench seating
Marbile tiled floor! tile insets on back of sets with lighted cupholders!
LED floor lighting
Custom made rear center seat with ice chest and touch screen built in PC!
Full DJ booth set up in front, mixer, dual CD turntables!!
42 inch HDTV in custom suede housing
15 inch LCD TV in front
Pioneer AVIC D3 Navigation System
5000 watt DC-AC POWER Inverter
Custom PC with DVR and DJ software
Forward Facing Camera, Back Up Camera, Camera in mirrors!
4 REALM audio 10 inch subs powered by two 1100 watt class D REALM audio amps
3 pairs of REALM audio component speaker systems powered by a REALM audio 600 Watt
4 Channel Amp
3 kinetek 2400 high capacity batteries
Digital Fuse Blocks
Air Horns
Lighted Entry
Custom stretch w/ Dual Rear Axles

Orlando's Auto Specialists and Eye Candy Customs is a dealership & custom shop located in Orlando, FL. We are well known for our reputable show cars! Holding First Place in the Dub Show, Daytona Nationals and Hot Import Nights. We customized this vehicle in our very own custom shop and are glad to answer any and all questions! Please give us a call 407.290.0777, contact us by email: info@oasautos.com if you have any questions. OASAUTOS.COM is our website address if you are interested in any further information about our company as well. We are happy to service you! We can assist in finding transportation for this vehicle but buyer is responsible for shipping costs. Serious Buyers only please.

numba1wonga
Jan 18, 2005

This girl just took a gigantic poop all over herself.

CumGuzzler posted:

Anyone have a spare $225,000 laying around?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/car/677390619.html

My God, it redefines ugly.

Pweller
Jan 25, 2006

Whatever whateva.

CumGuzzler posted:

Anyone have a spare $225,000 laying around?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/car/677390619.html

It bugs me that there's no hood ornament.

pr0zac
Jan 18, 2004

~*lukecagefan69*~


Pillbug

CumGuzzler posted:

Anyone have a spare $225,000 laying around?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/car/677390619.html

That honestly might be the most obscene vehicle I have ever seen. I love the fact that its running Windows XP instead of Vista though.

Mulletstation
May 9, 2004

mo' mullets mo' problems

CumGuzzler posted:

Anyone have a spare $225,000 laying around?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/car/677390619.html

If I had insane amounts of money I'd probably buy this and drop it out of a plane.

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


That just might be the most ridiculous vehicle I've ever seen. I didn't even know they made 30" rims.

san_dingo
May 31, 2004

I thought it was fast at the time.

COUGH 71hp COUGH

pr0zac posted:

That honestly might be the most obscene vehicle I have ever seen. I love the fact that its running Windows XP instead of Vista though.

It even has a loving THRONE.

KING IN THE CASTLE!!!
KING IN THE CASTLE!!!

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Dies
Jun 27, 2004

I AM OWEN, BOW TO YOUR GOD
That Rollsvee is the most obscene, ridiculous thing I've ever seen. I love it. Especially the gigantic spare chrome rim on the back. Awesome.

For anybody who's going to link something from Craigslist that has pictures in it, could you please take a screenshot of the ad, or maybe re-host the images on it on Waffleimages and put them in your main post? It's just that ads seem to be taken down on CL all the time and once it's gone nobody will have any idea what the gently caress you're talking about.

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