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timb posted:Someone had to have that painted on there as a "Miatas are gay, amirite" joke, right? I mean, there's no way... Right? Maybe it was just owned by a teenage girl in her unicorn phase.
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# ? Jun 10, 2008 16:18 |
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devnull420 posted:Is that white thing in the background part penis / part ghost? Wtf? I believe that is the moon rising over a waterfall. Also, unicorn power.
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# ? Jun 10, 2008 18:48 |
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http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/car/713052126.html $6000 festiva.
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# ? Jun 10, 2008 20:04 |
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http://atlanta.craigslist.org/car/715054106.html $7,000 (well...$6,972) for a 95 Jeep Cherokee Sport w/ 138k miles. Blue Book retail is like $4,000 in excellent condition. What kind of poo poo are they smoking to think they can sell a gas-hog Cherokee for drat near double Blue Book when gas is topping $4/gallon? That pricing wouldn't fly if gas was $1/gallon again, much less now that it's 4x as much. Don't they get ~15 mpg average with no cargo? More power to them if some dumbshit buys it for that price, but I don't think I could sell it with a straight face.
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# ? Jun 10, 2008 20:54 |
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http://tampa.craigslist.org/car/714582449.htmlquote:'96 Toyota Corolla - take over payments - $300 Sure I'll take over the 9000$ you have left to pay on your 12 year old Corolla!
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# ? Jun 10, 2008 20:58 |
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UnkleBoB posted:http://tampa.craigslist.org/car/714582449.html
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# ? Jun 10, 2008 21:02 |
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UnkleBoB posted:http://tampa.craigslist.org/car/714582449.html based on the monthly payment, if he got a loan for 7,500 for 3 yrs at 25% interest, he'd be around $300/mo. And that's the least asinine scenario I can come up with for ending up in that situation. Some of those fly-by-night places will finance anyone and stick them with like 25-30% interest loans. Then, when they inevitably get repoed in less than a year, they get the car back and put it on the lot again. Rinse, repeat. I personally know someone that had a 2000 Malibu or something that they sold/repoed/sold again 4-5 times. They made at least double what they paid for the shitbox in the minimal interest payments these deadbeats make.
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# ? Jun 10, 2008 21:08 |
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bandman posted:based on the monthly payment, if he got a loan for 7,500 for 3 yrs at 25% interest, he'd be around $300/mo. And that's the least asinine scenario I can come up with for ending up in that situation. Some of those fly-by-night places will finance anyone and stick them with like 25-30% interest loans. Then, when they inevitably get repoed in less than a year, they get the car back and put it on the lot again. Rinse, repeat. Here are some of the commercials for the place they got that car from: 1. 2. There are plenty of other ones, so you can see how someone who's got poo poo credit would end up in this kind of predicament.
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# ? Jun 10, 2008 21:15 |
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bandman posted:http://atlanta.craigslist.org/car/715054106.html Considering I can find one for $1,500 for that condition. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EDIT: They get about 18-20 MPG at best
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# ? Jun 10, 2008 21:19 |
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Trans Ferdinand posted:Ah, you're wrong there, meatpimp! Traditionally, the word "dub" denotes 22" wheels, although many people have expanded the term to include all wheels of ridiculous size. no, dubs are 20s. Dub deuces are usually what people call 22s if you want to use retarded slang.
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# ? Jun 10, 2008 21:22 |
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http://nashville.craigslist.org/car/715336210.html 87 MONTE CARLO AERO - $17500 quote:HAS T-TOPS VERY RARE Like anyone is going to pay $17k for a UT orange lambo doored disgracing example of a Monte Carlo. And just for the future when the ad is eventually down:
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# ? Jun 11, 2008 01:01 |
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Well hell, I'll give him $500 for it, so long as he keeps all the stupid poo poo.
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# ? Jun 11, 2008 01:34 |
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I'm tempted to go buy this bike just so I can talk to this comedic genius. http://phoenix.craigslist.org/mcy/690193071.html quote:
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# ? Jun 11, 2008 02:26 |
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quote:Only ridden in the rain once, and i washed it the next day so no water spots or any damage. OH NO RAIN DAMAGE. I was reading this ad as my motorcycle was in the parking lot at work under 2 inches of snow from a freak storm.
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# ? Jun 12, 2008 17:54 |
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http://desmoines.craigslist.org/car/716949140.htmlquote:oh my girl stole $6000 if you see her in des moins let me know pure gold
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# ? Jun 12, 2008 18:16 |
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BrokenKnucklez posted:http://desmoines.craigslist.org/car/716949140.html
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# ? Jun 13, 2008 01:52 |
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BrokenKnucklez posted:http://desmoines.craigslist.org/car/716949140.html They're probably underwater now.
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# ? Jun 13, 2008 02:00 |
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Wandering Idiot posted:http://nashville.craigslist.org/car/715336210.html The sad thing is that aero Montes are pretty rare and it's a shame he had to do that to it
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# ? Jun 13, 2008 02:15 |
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Slippery posted:The sad thing is that aero Montes are pretty rare and it's a shame he had to do that to it It looks like it could be saved. The body *appears* decent from the tiny tiny photo.
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# ? Jun 13, 2008 02:47 |
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http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/car/717338910.html YO FELLAS - Women Have Dropped Their Panties To Get Into This Car You have no idea how much cooch I’ve nailed because of this car. Girls have literally pulled off their panties once they got in. I think it’s the white on white that makes you seem like a common day night in shining armor on a white horse. The awesome Pioneer, six speaker sound system pumps music loud and clear pulsating through every inch of your body. Girls just can’t help to take off their clothes. I’ve had more sex with this car in the last 2 years, than all the years before it COMBINED. I even nailed my mechanics daughter with this car. UNBELIEVABLE A chick magnet. I’m getting married now and need to slow it down. But by no means should this sex-on-wheels go unused. You can take over where I left off. $3500 gets you all the booty you can ask for.
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# ? Jun 13, 2008 04:22 |
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Whoa, all the booty I can ask for? I'd be a fool NOT to buy this car.
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# ? Jun 13, 2008 04:59 |
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How much to have it reupholstered?
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# ? Jun 13, 2008 06:29 |
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quote:I’ve had more sex with this car in the last 2 years, than all the years before it COMBINED. ... quote:I’ve had sex with this car. http://jalopnik.com/391943/car-fuckers-documented-by-channel-5-horseman-number-4-also-spotted I guess we figured out what he does when the magic starts to fade.
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# ? Jun 13, 2008 08:10 |
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Hey guys here's a good daily driver. http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/718542125.html quote:86 Chevy 4X4, 2 1/2 rockwell axles, 672 gears, front and rear pinion brakes, 53" tires, good running 355 chevy with 4speed tranny, lots of new parts in the motor, quick steering hydralic valve, really fun mud truck, clean florida title. Asking 4500 or best offer, or trade for something you have, call Kevin at 850-390-2526
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# ? Jun 13, 2008 20:06 |
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Aegri Somnia posted:I’ve had more sex with this car in the last 2 years, than all the years before it COMBINED. this is the greatest ad I've ever read on CL. I love how he mentions absolutely nothing about the car whatsoever -- just how we have "no idea" how much cooch he's nailed and how girls "literally" pull off their panties upon entering the car Blooot posted:Have you never heard Who Am I?(Sim Simma) by Beanie Man? chorus: Sim simma, who got the keys to my Bimmer Who am I? The girls dem sugar How can I, make love to a fellow? In a rush, pass mi the keys to my truck Who am I? The girls dem luck And I and I will make love to Precious I have to admit to occasionally saying "sim simma, who got the keys to mah bimmer" whilst looking for my keys
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# ? Jun 13, 2008 21:14 |
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Bob Sapp Please posted:Hey guys here's a good daily driver. Truckboattruck
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# ? Jun 13, 2008 22:15 |
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http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/714288793.html "The wheels on the car don't go with it but the original wheels do."
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# ? Jun 13, 2008 23:25 |
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glyph posted:http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/714288793.html What's so about that? This could be real gold or comedy gold, regardless, depending how Barrett Jackson he's going.
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# ? Jun 14, 2008 00:05 |
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VideoTapir posted:What's so about that? i understand that sentence as "the wheels on the car aren't OEM, but the OEM ones were."
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# ? Jun 14, 2008 01:59 |
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Simkin posted:... Leave that volkswagen alone you creepy gently caress.
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# ? Jun 14, 2008 02:06 |
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glyph posted:i understand that sentence as "the wheels on the car aren't OEM, but the OEM ones were." You don't get the wheels in the picture. You get the original wheels.
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# ? Jun 14, 2008 04:28 |
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V-Dubling posted:Leave that volkswagen alone you creepy gently caress. Hey, it's not his fault that some faceless company decided to christen it the love bug.
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# ? Jun 14, 2008 09:30 |
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Hey I think this truck might be a hybrid, but I'm not sure. quote:For Sale...2007 Chevrolet Silverado HYBRID...milage...21232...$19,500 http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/719674759.html
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# ? Jun 15, 2008 14:59 |
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I loving hate car salesmen that try to push off any generic vehicle as a hybrid. Obviously that guy is trying to dupe someone and likely wouldn't listen to a hoard of people trying to correct him. It's probably just some flexfuel piece of poo poo. Edit: After doing some additional research, he may not be as full of it as I had thought. Turns out GM offered a hybrid model pickup in 2007 for a lot of the west coast and florida, according to NADA. Link quote:A Hybrid model, available only in California, Washington, Oregon, Alaska, Nevada and Florida, promises up to 10 percent better fuel economy with the same power and performance as the 5.3-liter V8. In fact, the Hybrid is powered by that same engine, developing the same 295 horsepower and 335 pound-feet of torque. Sandwiched between the engine and the four-speed automatic transmission is a compact 14-kilowatt (19-horsepower) electric motor/generator. I seem to think GM would have made a bigger deal of this than they did, considering most of us have probably never heard of this. drat YOU \/\/ Not really. Haha, my Civic has a bigger electric motor than that, by 1hp, but still. Wandering Idiot fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Jun 15, 2008 |
# ? Jun 15, 2008 21:35 |
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Wandering Idiot posted:I loving hate car salesmen that try to push off any generic vehicle as a hybrid. Obviously that guy is trying to dupe someone and likely wouldn't listen to a hoard of people trying to correct him. It's probably just some flexfuel piece of poo poo. Actually that is a real hybrid. I don't remember it adding very much to MPG, though. That seems like a decent price, but then again I've never looked at pricing for one.
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# ? Jun 15, 2008 21:54 |
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This is pretty drat cool, if I do say so myself, even though I think it's a scam probably: http://bham.craigslist.org/car/721087757.html
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# ? Jun 16, 2008 05:20 |
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^ You're supposed to take a screenshot.
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# ? Jun 16, 2008 06:16 |
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I found this bothersome. Then I saw this was in San Jose, so I'm not that surprised. http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/car/720352130.html quote:RE: 1991 acura integra low miles all power leather sporty SCAMMER!!! - - $1 (san jose west) edit: found original post/complaint/exposé: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/car/720352130.html Dilbert. fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Jun 16, 2008 |
# ? Jun 16, 2008 12:20 |
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I hope you guys are flagging best of when you find a real gem like the previous post. I know I am.
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# ? Jun 16, 2008 21:27 |
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http://austin.craigslist.org/car/719982942.htmlquote:2008 Chevrolet Cobalt, Impala or Pontiac Grand Prix - Bankruptcy OK! - $299 (a month* in Austin NO MONEY DOWN!) Yes, you can have a Cobalt for the low low price of $21,000! Never mind the fact that it'll only be worth $2000 by the time you finish paying for it.* *or 8000 when you default on it
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