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DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

Laissez les bons temps rouler
http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/723224464.html

quote:

this is a 96 cavalier 2.2 with a 5 speed. There is nothing wrong with this car at all. The a/c does not work it needs a conpresser. The in side of the car is real nice the seats need clean but if i get time i will clean them.There this nothig wrong with is car at all. The motor is good,the transmission is good,the tires are good,the brakes are good and the cluch is good. If there's any other qustions email me or call me 332-5962 thanks. NO CHECKS

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS CAR AT ALL*

I think everyone here can agree that there's nothing wrong with a car that has a broken a/c compressor in the nice Florida summer heat.

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Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/mcy/723172355.html



I wonder if she arrived at the price by just assigning some arbitrary $/kg value?

Poor little Timmy.

ProjektorBoy
Jun 18, 2002

I FUCK LINEN IN MY SPARE TIME!
Grimey Drawer
Took a screenshot of this because I know it will be taken down soon. Someone decided to make satire of some of the douchebags who sell complete BS cars.

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Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/mcy/725701632.html


Okay, maybe on a scooter, who knew that a GSX-R 750 was :gay: friendly?

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

ProjektorBoy posted:

Took a screenshot of this because I know it will be taken down soon. Someone decided to make satire of some of the douchebags who sell complete BS cars.

Dammit, it was gone....best of, you assholes!

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Simkin posted:

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/mcy/725701632.html


Okay, maybe on a scooter, who knew that a GSX-R 750 was :gay: friendly?

That's Louis Vuitton. The dude clearly rides in shorts and a T-Shirt down Robson, revving the poo poo out of his bike while going 20kph, parks at the Starbucks at Thurlow, and wears massive CK sunglasses.

I've also seen re-upholstered Louis Vuitton seats in a Porsche. Ugh.

poisoned pie
Jan 15, 2005

Can you feel the colors?
Not craigslist, but worth the exception for 'Dads gay fiat' for sale.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Specialist-cars/Competition-cars/auction-160559848.htm

quote:

Owned for just over 2 years now bought to race as father and son but never got round to it, cause drifting rules my life and racing around a track in a fiat is gay! Has only been on the track a few time since we have owned it.
The car is fully stripped and seam welded, had full 6 point homologised roll cage, 1600 motor with link computer putting out 190-200 hp has brand new alloy huge core radiator, also has had a new brake booster put in.

and so forth.

Solosilent
Dec 16, 2005
http://hartford.craigslist.org/car/711502936.html

quote:

Show car for sale - $16000 (Connecticut)

Listing is my 1998 Ford Contour Svt, car has been completely modified as seen. Car is baby blue in Color. Fenders Custom body kit, Fender flares, Spoiler, all molded to body as one piece. Complete interior is done. Dashboard matches baby blue on exterior done in Fiberglass. Door panels and seats also match color of car. Car has a DVD player with a 7 inch screen under console. Lexus gs3oo taillights have been molded to body as well. Engine is in mint condition. Car is ready to enter any show with the guarantee of bringing home a trophy. Car is available for viewing on any evening. Feel free to contact me at 203-512-6761 or 860-799-0382

A $16,000 baby blue contour!

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
What is it with ricers and that gawd-awful baby blue? It's gotta be the cheapest color on the market or something.

Aran
Jan 17, 2007

by elpintogrande
They think they're classic muscle cars?

snugglz
Nov 12, 2004
moist sod for your hogan

Solosilent posted:

A $16,000 baby blue contour!

Wow, these never get old... for $16k you could be driving around, say, a completely unmolested low-mileage E46, GS300, C230, etc, and have cash left over for baby blue seat covers...

Tai-Pan
Feb 10, 2001

UnkleBoB posted:

http://tampa.craigslist.org/car/714582449.html



Sure I'll take over the 9000$ you have left to pay on your 12 year old Corolla!

I see this all the time. Why the hell would I want to take over the payments on any leased/loaned car? Is the $1,000 bucks in initiation fees supposed to be some kind of great incentive? Its like you get to pay the full monthly retail price without the horrible "new" portion of ownership.

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn

stratdax posted:

That's Louis Vuitton. The dude clearly rides in shorts and a T-Shirt down Robson, revving the poo poo out of his bike while going 20kph, parks at the Starbucks at Thurlow, and wears massive CK sunglasses.

I've also seen re-upholstered Louis Vuitton seats in a Porsche. Ugh.

Sup fellow Vancouver guy who hates douches who ride high displacement sport bikes like their scooters.

poisoned pie posted:

Not craigslist, but worth the exception for 'Dads gay fiat' for sale.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Specialist-cars/Competition-cars/auction-160559848.htm


and so forth.

I want to buy that and than proceed to whoop the poo poo out of whatever import he goes and buys.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Tai-Pan posted:

I see this all the time. Why the hell would I want to take over the payments on any leased/loaned car? Is the $1,000 bucks in initiation fees supposed to be some kind of great incentive? Its like you get to pay the full monthly retail price without the horrible "new" portion of ownership.

Not to mention, I think it's illegal in some states to sub-lease your car out (and therefore non-binding when the sub-leaser just quits making payments and keeps the car.)

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





poisoned pie posted:

Not craigslist, but worth the exception for 'Dads gay fiat' for sale.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Specialist-cars/Competition-cars/auction-160559848.htm


and so forth.

From the questions on the auction:

gently caress yea go the drift jst coz thy myt go fast bt we doin the same speed but sideways nd a fuckload ov smoke fuckn old cunts get over ur 1980s racing get into new age motorsport posted by: alpinestar28 (0 ) 10:17 pm, Thu 19 Jun


:laffo:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Also not craigslist but this is everything that is wrong with New Zealand's car scene.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Cars/BMW/auction-160303997.htm

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Two Finger posted:

Also not craigslist but this is everything that is wrong with New Zealand's car scene.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Cars/BMW/auction-160303997.htm

I hate how he used keywords that don't even suit his car like Fairlane, Calais. Bloody idiot.

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn

You Am I posted:

I hate how he used keywords that don't even suit his car like Fairlane, Calais. Bloody idiot.

Have you seen the average keywords for a Craigslist listing? Go look at an RX7 and look at how the keywords are every single Japanese car ever made.

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

Laissez les bons temps rouler

Two Finger posted:

Also not craigslist but this is everything that is wrong with New Zealand's car scene.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Cars/BMW/auction-160303997.htm

This makes me wonder. Do cars in other countries have logos like this but in the metric system?

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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Bob Sapp Please posted:

This makes me wonder. Do cars in other countries have logos like this but in the metric system?

For that matter, how are wheel and tire sizes described?
225/40/ (hundreds of milimeters?)

Frank Dillinger
May 16, 2007
Jawohl mein herr!
Wheels are still in inches, actually. For both hight and width.

Parabellum
Feb 26, 2004
Si Vis Pace

Bob Sapp Please posted:

This makes me wonder. Do cars in other countries have logos like this but in the metric system?

Not that Ive ever seen, but going back to that bimmer, why did he decide to put badges off a flathead ford on it :psyduck:

Aran
Jan 17, 2007

by elpintogrande

Two Finger posted:

Also not craigslist but this is everything that is wrong with New Zealand's car scene.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Cars/BMW/auction-160303997.htm

Those wheels are USDM TYTE YO

Demie
Apr 2, 2004

deviant. posted:

What is it with ricers and that gawd-awful baby blue? It's gotta be the cheapest color on the market or something.

puke green is sold out

bandman
Mar 17, 2008
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/car/729093965.html

Only $20,000?!?!?! SOLD! He put "$30,000" in mods in that car, I can't lose! :downs:

The best part is the HOTHOTHOT red anodized aluminum shift knob. On the automatic shifter.



Lightbulb Out
Apr 28, 2006

slack jawed yokel

bandman posted:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/car/729093965.html

Only $20,000?!?!?! SOLD! He put "$30,000" in mods in that car, I can't lose! :downs:

The best part is the HOTHOTHOT red anodized aluminum shift knob. On the automatic shifter.





It will loving SPRAY the windshield with NOS!!!

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

bandman posted:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/car/729093965.html

Only $20,000?!?!?! SOLD! He put "$30,000" in mods in that car, I can't lose! :downs:

The best part is the HOTHOTHOT red anodized aluminum shift knob. On the automatic shifter.

Isn't that an E-brake handle on a shifter? Its hardly a knob.

TheMadMilkman
Dec 10, 2007

Bob Sapp Please posted:

This makes me wonder. Do cars in other countries have logos like this but in the metric system?

I don't know about Europe, but here in Memphis I've started seeing these on cars with 15" stock rims.

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

Laissez les bons temps rouler
http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/731888938.html

This guy doesn't know poo poo about his own car, except that it has a STAGE 3 clutch.

Also, he has no self control.

Comma Chameleon
Apr 30, 2008

I love when sellers imply that a car is fast based on how many speeding tickets they recieved.

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

bandman posted:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/car/729093965.html

Only $20,000?!?!?! SOLD! He put "$30,000" in mods in that car, I can't lose! :downs:

The best part is the HOTHOTHOT red anodized aluminum shift knob. On the automatic shifter.





The best part is the loving steering wheel. That's gotta be annoying to turn through 900° of rotation. That, or the 4k worth of engine "mods" that probably added zero horsepower.

Schuepbach
Feb 12, 2004

Crustashio posted:

The best part is the loving steering wheel. That's gotta be annoying to turn through 900° of rotation. That, or the 4k worth of engine "mods" that probably added zero horsepower.

I'm a fan of the impreza hood scoop ordered from england

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn

Aran posted:

Those wheels are USDM TYTE YO

You should see Japanese auction sites, theres always sedans and eclipses with Infinity and Lexus badges, huge 20 inch wheels, and big test in the header that says "USDM!!!!!!"

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Pretty Little Rainbow posted:

You should see Japanese auction sites, theres always sedans and eclipses with Infinity and Lexus badges, huge 20 inch wheels, and big test in the header that says "USDM!!!!!!"

Holy poo poo...there actually are 8 instances of "USDM" in ads on autos.yahoo.co.jp right now. Including this one



USDM Mania...US Marker, Tail specially ordered (and I think that says) now being painted red


Anyhow, yeah...USDM corners! COOOL!

Antirice!

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

Laissez les bons temps rouler


This is how you ruin a motorcycle

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/732687781.html

quote:

I bought this bike to learn on. I am now upgrading to a newer bike. This is a 1988 Honda CBR 600 Hurricane, with a jet kit, making it between a 800 and 900. You can definately feel the difference. It runs great; I drive it to work daily, which is about 30-35 miles round trip. The tires are in good condition. The paint was hand air brushed flames, with a picture of a pit bull on the gas tank. It just needs a front fairing, which is $168 from http://airtech-streamlining.com/hondaz/CBR600F1198790.htm Please call me with any questions. (850) 982-9188 STEVE

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn

VideoTapir posted:

Holy poo poo...there actually are 8 instances of "USDM" in ads on autos.yahoo.co.jp right now. Including this one



USDM Mania...US Marker, Tail specially ordered (and I think that says) now being painted red


Anyhow, yeah...USDM corners! COOOL!

Antirice!

Hahah, you should've seen the "USDM" MR2 with Lexus badges. Including the MR2 replaced with a model name that doesn't exist.

Oh man, mad tyte USDM bras for your Toyota Previa yo.

http://page15.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/t73068152


Heres a list of awesome "USDM" cars in Japan right now.

http://search1.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/search/auc?p=USDM&auccat=26360&alocale=0jp&acc=jp

Edit: I also like how that shop has some lovely Chevy Beretta or something in it, I bet he brags about his totally awesome rare classic American sports car.

Pretty Little Rainbow fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Jun 26, 2008

lotzatoys
Dec 4, 2003

Bob Sapp Please posted:


with a jet kit, making it between a 800 and 900


My jet kit only gave me about a 150cc gain. Dang...

HATE TROLL TIM
Dec 14, 2006

Bob Sapp Please posted:



Now, I don't want to sound racist, but...

Aran
Jan 17, 2007

by elpintogrande
I love having dogs directly in front of my wang.

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Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Aran posted:

I love having dogs directly in front of my wang.
You need to email the seller with this and post his reply.

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