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TorpedoFish
Feb 19, 2006

Tingly.
I recall an MSPaint that had a guy traveling through time and interrupting a watermelon-smashing-with-a-hammer on stage. I don't remember anything else about the thread beyond it was highly amusing. Either just the picture and/or a link to the thread would be fantastic.

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Daddyo
Nov 3, 2000
This should be an easy one, does anyone have a link to the story of the goon and the "haunted" German army base? I really want to read that again.

HellOnEarth
Nov 7, 2005

Now that's good jerky!
Looking around for that thread by Spiney Norman in which he farts on his dog.

...Man, that was the best.

juliuspringle
Jul 7, 2007

This is most likely in archives if anyone can find it. I'm trying to find a copy of the thread about sleepy time. Some goons wife would pretend to be asleep then he would have sex with her. There was a huge list of other games they played and they all ended up being described as a lot like sleepy time.

juliuspringle has a new favorite as of 00:17 on Jun 8, 2008

That Dang Dad
Apr 23, 2003

Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...
Young Orc
Who was the guy that made those awesome videos where everything was in reverse. I remember he was also a rock climber, tight rope guy. His videos were loving beautiful and I showed them to every one I know.

Did he go on to great things?

Tossed_Salad_Man
Feb 19, 2002

You Gon' Get Raped.

Malleus Maleficarum posted:


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Avian Pneumonia
May 24, 2006

ASK ME ABOUT MY OPINIONS ON CANCEL CULTURE
what happened to the 'stuff to do in nyc thread'?

i see the 'moving to nyc' thread in GGO, but thats all.

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Daddyo posted:

This should be an easy one, does anyone have a link to the story of the goon and the "haunted" German army base? I really want to read that again.

http://drjon.livejournal.com/1087479.html

That reminds me, where'd the most recent ghost story thread go?

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
The 39 Year-Old virgin/losing it thread appears to be gone. :(

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CaptainHollywood posted:

The 39 Year-Old virgin/losing it thread appears to be gone. :(

This one?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2810397

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

Ah it got moved to E/N Bullshit. Thanks.

Duckandor
Aug 7, 2006
I haven't read the whole thread but I don't think this will have been mentioned. Does anyone have a link to the thread or third picture from this series? I'm pretty sure it was a thread about Japan being more fun then Korea.



Duckandor has a new favorite as of 03:10 on Jun 24, 2008

Phyzzle
Jan 26, 2008
Remember GoonHal, the chatbot fed with tripe from GBS?

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geu8zAg...ategory-program

It appeared in a giant thread with another chatbot called Anna Nicole.

I remember that someone used a similar sentence-parsing algorithm to create poetry, made completely of fragments of GBS posts. It spat out pages of surreal hilarity, which were recorded on someone's livejournal. Does that sound familiar to anyone?

Phyzzle has a new favorite as of 18:51 on Jun 25, 2008

Tuesday Morning
Apr 20, 2004

Staring directly into the collective Goatse.cx of the Internet’s soul.
Did the ROAK thread get archived? I can't find it in my control panel list and I wanted to post something to it this week. :\

Bob Smith
Jan 5, 2006
Well Then, What Shall We Start With?
Has anyone got the image of the OP (or indeed the text of the OP) of what I recall as being a Sailor Moon roleplaying thread that turned up in Traditional Games at some point? It gets rolled out in Helldump and YCS whenever it's time to mock Games/TradGames, and I want to read it again. I seem to recall it's really cliched.

I think it was called something like (GURPS) Pretty Soldiers or something.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
Does anyone have the link to Two World's callout thread? If search ever pops back up, it'd probably look like I'm stalking the guy. I'm not - it's somehow stuck into my head that the thread is legendary of the SA forums.

The thing's probably in archives - I can't find it in the goldmine. poo poo, I purchased archives about 5 minutes ago!

lloyol
Jun 23, 2005

NARFZ

itsn0igztime posted:

what happened to the 'stuff to do in nyc thread'?

i see the 'moving to nyc' thread in GGO, but thats all.

I saved this link from the thread; someone took the time to pinpoint SA's favourite location. Hope it helps:

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?msa=0&msid=115536286047458792610.000443679c6fc6bb20ece&ie=UTF8&z=11&om=0

Rolled Cabbage
Sep 3, 2006
Does anyone remember an old photoshop thread called something like photoshop suprises into movies?

The OP posted a really badly done picture of a bear on to the boat from Pirates of the Caribbean, with maybe the people from Titanic and the rest of the thread just consisted of people pasting the bear into stupid photos. I think it got gassed in the end, but I was wondering if anyone still has any of the photos saved? They were absolutely hillarious.

Liface
Jun 17, 2001

by T. Finn

Phyzzle posted:

I remember that someone used a similar sentence-parsing algorithm to create poetry, made completely of fragments of GBS posts. It spat out pages of surreal hilarity, which were recorded on someone's livejournal. Does that sound familiar to anyone?

Yep, it was the same GoonHAL:
http://goonhal.livejournal.com/

press for porn
Jan 6, 2008

by Pipski

I know this praise is coming at you waaay too late but thank you so much bro.

cobra12au
Feb 1, 2007
I owe JoshuaWoulf my firstborn.
Anyone remember that thread where some guy had homeless people building some sort of house on the pavement opposite his work place? There were updates about what homeless people came and went, antics that ensued, and pictures from another goon who went and visited the site. If anyone has a link to this thread, I'd love it!

SiCk
Jul 4, 2003

My name's SiCk, and I'm the Biggest Idiot Ever!

cobra12au posted:

Anyone remember that thread where some guy had homeless people building some sort of house on the pavement opposite his work place? There were updates about what homeless people came and went, antics that ensued, and pictures from another goon who went and visited the site. If anyone has a link to this thread, I'd love it!

I remember this, if i recall the thread was called something like ' There's a hobo across from my work building a fort! '

Or something of the likes...

Mr Fixit
Mar 7, 2008
There was a thread a few months ago titled "Share things that blow your mind" or something very close. It was my favorite thread ever, but I'm apparently too loving stupid to use archives correctly, and with search temporarily/forever disabled I can't find it. So in the interest of further blowing my mind, it would be awesome if somebody could locate it for me. Bonus points if somebody would tell me exactly how they found it, ya know "teach a man to fish" and all that.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

For the life of me, I can't find the article about that girl who was born with a birth defect that made her face look horrifying. I want to see it because recently, she went through a very special point in her life:



Yep, still a monstrosity.

TommyFilth
Aug 25, 2000

by Ozma

Y-Hat posted:

For the life of me, I can't find the article about that girl who was born with a birth defect that made her face look horrifying. I want to see it because recently, she went through a very special point in her life:



Yep, still a monstrosity.

She looks a lot better than she did when she was born. She almost has a face now.

What sucks for her is that apparently, she's completely normal, mentally. No cognitive or developmental disorders whatsoever. She was born without a signifcant portion of her skull. When she was a baby, her whole mouth and nose area were just a big gaping hole. She's had dozens of surgeries to get her to how she looks in that picture, which is really quite amazing.

Maybe someday she'll actually been indistinguishable from a normal person.

Phyzzle
Jan 26, 2008

Liface posted:

Yep, it was the same GoonHAL:
http://goonhal.livejournal.com/

GoonHal.livejournal. Well that would make sense. Thanks! There are deep truths to be found here.

"We even talked about how many reasons were given to them, would continue on up the path. She said "you hosed me in line to return their spectrometers or gps's or whatever" and my brothers fell out of the rocks and fell over into the ditch just as well and fast as a way to work, and made my soul all frowny.

"This involved a drive even further back into her all-consuming vortex into your establishment to be hospitalized, but apparently he was going around yelling and taking stuff away and putting it in her vortex and rolling off of her, making that sweaty leg on leather chair sound and placing yer head on her face."

Gozinbulx
Feb 19, 2004
Anyone remember the name or link to the video of a british comedian who did a hilarious parody of Bernard Manning-style racist "working class" comedy where everything is PC? I first saw it here and it was hilarious.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

TommyFilth posted:

She looks a lot better than she did when she was born. She almost has a face now.

What sucks for her is that apparently, she's completely normal, mentally. No cognitive or developmental disorders whatsoever. She was born without a signifcant portion of her skull. When she was a baby, her whole mouth and nose area were just a big gaping hole. She's had dozens of surgeries to get her to how she looks in that picture, which is really quite amazing.

Maybe someday she'll actually been indistinguishable from a normal person.
I know all that, it says it in the article. Which I don't have.

...hint hint. :colbert:

TommyFilth
Aug 25, 2000

by Ozma

Y-Hat posted:

I know all that, it says it in the article. Which I don't have.

...hint hint. :colbert:

Nor do I, although I, too, would like to read it.

hihifellow
Jun 17, 2005

seriously where the fuck did this genre come from

Y-Hat posted:

For the life of me, I can't find the article about that girl who was born with a birth defect that made her face look horrifying. I want to see it because recently, she went through a very special point in her life:



Yep, still a monstrosity.

Are you talking about an SA article, or a thread? There's a ton of articles about her out there. Here's the wikipedia article about her if it helps, though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julianna_Wetmore

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

hihifellow posted:

Are you talking about an SA article, or a thread? There's a ton of articles about her out there. Here's the wikipedia article about her if it helps, though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julianna_Wetmore
No, there was a front page article about her, which is why I asked here. If it helps, it starts off with an Achewood comic.

ArchivalQuality
May 23, 2001

Stop the music and go home.
I repeat, stop the music and go home.
The guy who posted a thread in DPPH asking who the girl in the picture was, and it turned out to be a Real Doll.. It's in the archives but I can't find it.

AgentONeal
Oct 14, 2003

Superhuman intelligences may have goals inconsistent with human survival and prosperity.
I remember a while back there was a thread where some guy posted just a series of pictures about selling assholes. I think the title was something like, "Assholes for sale" or something along those lines. It was hilarious while at the same time borderline disturbing. Anyone know about that?

Dubious Merit
Apr 25, 2007

Y-Hat posted:

No, there was a front page article about her, which is why I asked here. If it helps, it starts off with an Achewood comic.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/im-here-ruin.php


edit:

ArchivalQuality posted:

The guy who posted a thread in DPPH asking who the girl in the picture was, and it turned out to be a Real Doll.. It's in the archives but I can't find it.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=661

Dubious Merit has a new favorite as of 06:34 on Jun 30, 2008

Manny Calavera
Apr 2, 2004

From rock and tempest, fire and foe,
Protect them wheresoe'er they go;
Thus evermore shall rise to Thee
Glad hymns of praise from land and sea

Rolled Cabbage posted:

Does anyone remember an old photoshop thread called something like photoshop suprises into movies?

The OP posted a really badly done picture of a bear on to the boat from Pirates of the Caribbean, with maybe the people from Titanic and the rest of the thread just consisted of people pasting the bear into stupid photos. I think it got gassed in the end, but I was wondering if anyone still has any of the photos saved? They were absolutely hillarious.

Just checking, are you possibly confusing it with a thread from years ago, called (iirc) "Cockblocked by a bear!", where the OP MSPainted a terrible approximation of a bear, which was subsequently placed in every contribution to the thread

PepperSinclaire
Jan 21, 2007

But everyone's doooing it!

Gozinbulx posted:

Anyone remember the name or link to the video of a british comedian who did a hilarious parody of Bernard Manning-style racist "working class" comedy where everything is PC? I first saw it here and it was hilarious.

The comedian is John Thomson and his Manning piss-take character is/was Bernard Righton.

There's a bit of his stuff here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svLyyzBC_qI

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Does anyone remember the goon who was a metalsmith and made jewelry an such I have searched an searched the archives but anyway he made custom jewelry took pictures of him making some ring that was a snake eating its own tail.

Mister Gopher
Oct 27, 2004
I eat my own poop
Soiled Meat

OdorousTobacco posted:

There was a goon that posted a whole long e/n story about how his girlfriend had made them get a dog so she could gently caress it, and then once he found out and got over that, she hosed his dad, so he moved out into his mom's trailer where she was dating/loving this crazy hilarious redneck guy.

Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

This involves a guy telling multiple stories of a friend who always got in weird situations. If I remember, the first story involves the dog, but ends up with the friend walking in to the stepdads trailer to see him getting head from his mom. The stepdad is completely nude, but has on a Green Bay cheesehead and is holding some Miller Ice.

Other stories include the friend getting head from two fat girls he met at McDonald's and getting an asthma attack from too much weight on his chest.





As for my request, in 2004 some Minnesota goon went around to local malls/parks/supermarkets with a realistic horse head over his head, and filmed him dancing with old ladies and poo poo. It was loving beautiful. Anybody got a link to the videos or the thread?

Shal Dengeki
May 19, 2008
Does anybody have a link to a science fiction CYOA here which may have ended in the past few months or so? The title was "Become a Galactic Emperor", and the protagonist's name was Ving Rhames. I believe the author's username is abbreviated AP, if that's of any help. I know there's a mirror of it here:

http://vingrhames.pbwiki.com/

But it's incomplete, and ends right before the climax of the main story arc is about to occur, which kills me. I'm not sure where to start looking, but I've dug through the relevant forums and I haven't found it yet. The last edit was done January 5, 2008 which leads me to believe that there's a possibility that this CYOA is still out there going strong. Any help is greatly appreciated!

If you haven't read the CYOA, and are looking for something relatively short and entertaining to read, I'd definitely recommend it, by the way. It's very well done, and the author does a good job of making you feel as if any poor choice could lead to disaster.

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



I admit I didn't read through the last 800 posts, so if its been asked already I apologize, but I'm wondering if anyone has the link to the front page article where the writer pretended to be a girl in WoW to get free items and money?

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