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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/art-of-warcraft/Art of Warcraft Dude was called Abraham. I'm sorta sure he said he was a girl on these forums too, so hey, you never know. Also, anyone grab Two World's stuff up? I like my schadenfreude.
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This is a long shot but a while back there was a thread where people posted about how they lost their virginities. Someone posted how they lost it to Regina Spektor and the resulting incident was the inspiration to the song Samson. Some points : #She couldn't pronounce his surname properly so just ended up calling him Samson #He was acting all tough when they first met but sweet at the end #She offered him some weird food, instead he ended up just asking for a slice of wonderbread It was a great story, slightly far fetched but totally believable. Mostly because the poster didn't realise how important his words were to Regina fans. He actually deleted it when it got him a load of unwanted attention. So is there anyone who had the good fortune to save it before he did so?
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Action Andy posted:This is a long shot but a while back there was a thread where people posted about how they lost their virginities. Someone posted how they lost it to Regina Spektor and the resulting incident was the inspiration to the song Samson. I remember that and now I regret not saving it. That was a great story.
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Action Andy posted:This is a long shot but a while back there was a thread where people posted about how they lost their virginities. Someone posted how they lost it to Regina Spektor and the resulting incident was the inspiration to the song Samson.  This is the version I found on a song lyrics site:sjjj posted:I have no idea if this is true or not - I think it might be, but heres a post I found on a forum with an explanation...
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Jul 2, 2008 06:07
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Does anyone have the story that some guy told of his co-worker at some fast food joint that used the fryer to deep-fry everything? I can't remember enough details to google it and I just remember at the end the guy died from a heart attack.
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Jul 2, 2008 21:02
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Does anyone remember a thread that had youtube videos of an (i think) autistic kid drinking a bunch of energy drinks mixed with some weird chemical and yelling about wrestling? I can't remember a whole lot more about it but I think he yells at his mom and also eat a lot of slim jims.
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Jul 2, 2008 21:39
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The Rage posted:I admit I didn't read through the last 800 posts, so if its been asked already I apologize, but I'm wondering if anyone has the link to the front page article where the writer pretended to be a girl in WoW to get free items and money? http://www.somethingawful.com/d/art-of-warcraft/epic-mounts-love.php and the sequel: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/art-of-warcraft/epic-mounts-love-2.php
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Jul 2, 2008 21:41
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Does anyone have current (i.e., post-Archives-merging) links to the four threads about jbarwick and The Frankie Saga? SAclopedia only has dead links. EDIT: OK, I'm slowly finding them. I thought they were in Archives, not Goldmine. The Jaye Bar-wicke Jbarwick II Jbarwick the Third (link coming soon) Jbarwick goes Forth (link coming soon) stray has a new favorite as of 22:00 on Jul 2, 2008 |
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Jul 2, 2008 21:52
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stray posted:Does anyone have current (i.e., post-Archives-merging) links to the four threads about jbarwick and The Frankie Saga? SAclopedia only has dead links. To save you time, I pulled the others up. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1740722 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1749115 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1750625
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I'm trying to track down the thread about Daft Punk live. Listening to their 2007 Live stuff and remember a couple of impressive accounts of them live. cheers
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Jul 12, 2008 12:10
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I'm not sure what the thread was because it happened a long time ago, but a song came from it where a guy just took all the lame puns in the thread and put it to music. It had stuff like "Comedy gold, normality fold" etc. I know it's not a lot to go on, but if anyone knows what I'm talking about or could even give me more info on it, that would be great. Also, tried to find it in the thread but I apologize if I missed it.
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Jul 12, 2008 12:17
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There's an image I've lost. It's a few years old so it's likely lost to the lords of computing, but it came from a "photoshop old advertisement pictures" thread, or something similar. There's a kid in a pedal car, honking its horn at a monkey, who's jumping in surprise. It's all done in '50s style, like it came off a box full of apples or something. All the text has been redone, so it says "MOVE YER rear end you stupid loving monkey!" Then there's the name of the producer on there, something like "Davis and Schmidt - Packers of Stupid loving Monkeys"
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Jul 12, 2008 15:01
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A Glum Plum posted:To save you time, I pulled the others up. Thank you very much. Added to the SAclopedia topic on Frankie and jbarwick, since several of the links were bad. EDIT: poo poo, my connection flaked on me when I hit Submit, so now the jbarwick entry has two copies of the Frankie Saga links. Oh well, I guess it's just twice as amazing now.
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Jul 12, 2008 16:45
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Does anyone have the thread or picture of the guy who got the corncob man tattoo? I remember there were some really fantastic other versions of the corncob tattoo idea in that thread and I've been looking for them.
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Jul 12, 2008 22:11
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Manny Calavera posted:Just checking, are you possibly confusing it with a thread from years ago, called (iirc) "Cockblocked by a bear!", where the OP MSPainted a terrible approximation of a bear, which was subsequently placed in every contribution to the thread Yes! That was it! Time to get archives I guess.
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Jul 13, 2008 13:14
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Oh me me I want to play! What happened with that SA Mart thread where the girl was selling cool little clay food and stuff, which we all wanted (and some payed for) but she vanished never to be heard from again. They were neat little things. 
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Jul 13, 2008 13:23
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Still looking for the Flaring novel. Looking cowardly for it. Like a coward.
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Jul 13, 2008 15:04
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KiddieGrinder posted:Oh me me I want to play! I don't have the thread but poo poo like that is all over etsy. Check it out if you're just looking for cute mini-food: http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=tag_title&search_query=food+charm
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Jul 13, 2008 22:19
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Dong Rickles posted:oh thats disappointing that it was a fake post, is that why the OP was banned? No, he got banned for saying something bad about SA off the forums if I remember correctly. fake edit: the saclopedia has some info on it.
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Fairly recently there was a thread with loads of links to episodes of a radio show. Three guys (one a doctor) answer peoples calls about sex etc. It was hilarious and I can't find the thread anywhere, I am certain it is in GBS somewhere. Found. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2607047 Scatapult has a new favorite as of 22:21 on Jul 14, 2008 |
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Jul 14, 2008 22:06
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WillieWestwood posted:Heh, he deleted it? thanks so much for posting that text! I, too, had been searching in vain for that post.
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Jul 17, 2008 06:42
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Looking for a thread I started last fall, talking about John Fitzgerald Page (Google him). The very first reply was something like, "Why Jackie, I do believe we've found you a man." I think I titled it something like "I went to Wharton. It should go without saying that you want to gently caress me."
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Jul 18, 2008 23:00
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I may have requested this already, if so apologies. There was a story posted a while back about a guy who attempted suicide in his back yard, but when he woke up there was some kind of frog growing from his dick. The frog developed magic powers (I think) and eventually gained the ability to fly. the story was really weird but ended on a positive note about meeting other people who have frogs growing from their dicks and flying around with them. Really obscure but if anyone has the story could you post it? Cheers
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About 3 or so years ago, when I first discovered SA, there was a thread called something like "Make Andrew W.K. songs". The thread had rules saying you could only use words like party and perhaps a few others. Does anyone remember this thread?
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robin hoodz theory posted:I may have requested this already, if so apologies. I think this was already posted in this thread. I am pretty sure I read someone looking for this request early on. I can't find it right now but it was in a thread much like this one...
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Meowbot posted:I think this was already posted in this thread. I am pretty sure I read someone looking for this request early on. I can't find it right now but it was in a thread much like this one... Yes, it was. I think it was about 5 or more pages back.
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A while back someone started a thread that asked people to post porn of things that should never be porn. I have archives access but I can't seem to find it, there were some pretty hilarious pictures posted, mostly from deviant art of everything ranging from saturday morning cartoon porn to mythbusters porn. There was even a picture of a six titted mattress doggy styling a table. I tried to reference this thread to find a few pictures to disgust a friend of mine but never could find it. Could someone try to dig this thread up? It was truly entertaining.
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Pretty Good Car posted:Here's something that's loving ancient that probably no one reading this will have. Filling my own request, found this buried away on an old hard drive Here is a looping swf so you can fully experience the majesty http://www.zshare.net/flash/15728420baae949e/ Here is the original wav
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I'm looking for a couple of things that I originally found here. 1. A really, really, truly hosed up story about Barney the Dinosaur convincing all the kids in the world to kill their parents, then he becomes the king of the world and a bunch of hosed up poo poo happens. I've told my friends about it but they don't believe me. 2. Some youtube clips of outtakes from a dub that Funimation Studios did. I can't remember the name but do remember that it was an anime based in the medieval times.
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Jul 25, 2008 01:02
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I'm looking for the Wilde and Hemingway cartoon that got posted about 6 months ago, I think. Could be up to a year, the passing of time doesn't really register with me. It was just Wilde making quotes followed by a drunk Hemingway berating him for being so gay.
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Jul 25, 2008 01:14
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Adrianics posted:2. Some youtube clips of outtakes from a dub that Funimation Studios did. I can't remember the name but do remember that it was an anime based in the medieval times. That would be Berserk: Vol. 1 Vol. 2 Vol. 3 Vol. 4 Vol. 5 Vol. 6 Analdeath posted:I'm looking for the Wilde and Hemingway cartoon that got posted about 6 months ago, I think. Could be up to a year, the passing of time doesn't really register with me. It was just Wilde making quotes followed by a drunk Hemingway berating him for being so gay. These are the only two I know of:  Click here for the full 800x601 image.  Click here for the full 800x601 image.
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Jul 25, 2008 04:23
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I'm looking for a story that I'm positive was posted here, a school trip to a 'heritage house' or the like and one of the kids said something very un-P.C. in front of one of the re-enactors. Think it was in Naperville, IL.
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Adrianics posted:1. A really, really, truly hosed up story about Barney the Dinosaur convincing all the kids in the world to kill their parents, then he becomes the king of the world and a bunch of hosed up poo poo happens. I've told my friends about it but they don't believe me. That would be "Day of the Barney," which I remember getting from a friend of mine when we shared a high school Latin class way back in the mid-90's. If anyone is into bad sci-fi/old school B-movies you might get a kick out of this. Hating Barney also helps. Either way, your friends will know better to believe you in the future (and will also be relieved to know you're not just imagining Barney snuff sequences on your own). One gigantic block of text from the original website. Check out jihad.net itself for more than you ever wanted to know about this person's personal vision of Barney as an evil overlord. Wikipedia's page on anti-Barney humor, including the Jihad to Destroy Barney.  They even had target practice sheets of Barney you could print out. To this day the scene from the first sequel when the female protagonist runs Barney down in her car, then backs over him for good measure still sticks with me. Edit: I've been meaning to tell you your icon is disturbingly hypnotic. He looks like a dying fish. 
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Wow, I'm actually surprised this thread still exists. I actually do have a request for something on SA that I can't find anymore. There was this one front-page feature that I simply cannot find anymore but I'm sure it exists. Basically, there was this one thread where an argument got kind of heated (sorry, cannot remember what the argument was about). It ended up with one guy putting his rifle onto his keyboard, taking a picture (with the thread visible on the computer screen) ordering everyone to back off. What happened next was all the participants of the flame war putting nonsensical and random objects onto their keyboards and taking pictures as well. I know SpokkerJones was involved and one object someone put onto their keyboard was their cat with the post "My cat will gently caress you up!". It was made into a front page article and I only read it once and laughed hard at everyone's comedic reaction to something that would have been serious anywhere else. I tried to find it last week by skimming the comedy goldmine but with no luck. I'm hoping someone has it bookmarked or maybe can point me in the right direction.
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Im looking for a very recent thread that had to do with a kid named "JBones" running a red light while drunk and then proceeding to post his mugshot as his myspace profile picture. It eventually turned into goons contacting the friends of JBones. The thread was funny and Im assuming that it was removed from the forums. If it still exists Id love to read it. If it no longer exists Id love to know the reason it was removed from the forums!
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Jul 25, 2008 07:54
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Ryuzaki posted:These are the only two I know of: Sound. There were only two.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:That would be "Day of the Barney," which I remember getting from a friend of mine when we shared a high school Latin class way back in the mid-90's. If anyone is into bad sci-fi/old school B-movies you might get a kick out of this. Hating Barney also helps. Either way, your friends will know better to believe you in the future (and will also be relieved to know you're not just imagining Barney snuff sequences on your own). You're both stars, thanks  And hahahahahahaha, yeah. The guy who sold it to me named it 'fishhead dent'
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Jul 25, 2008 13:00
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Girthy posted:Im looking for a very recent thread that had to do with a kid named "JBones" running a red light while drunk and then proceeding to post his mugshot as his myspace profile picture. It eventually turned into goons contacting the friends of JBones. Still here, still open. It just sunk a few pages back. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2905283&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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Dr. Video Games 0055 posted:Wow, I'm actually surprised this thread still exists. I actually do have a request for something on SA that I can't find anymore. That was FrankTheSpank; Spokker documented his rants here and the nonsense pictures are on the page after that.
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Jikes posted:Still here, still open. It just sunk a few pages back. Thanks, I looked like 10 pages back but must have just missed it. The thread had potential but it looks like it just fizzled out.
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