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Sure a Suburban isn't out of the ordinary. But the dude with rapeface going on is. http://pensacola.craigslist.org/car/767342669.html  Click here for the full 935x942 image. 
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Jul 24, 2008 01:44
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Rollin' on sweet 18s:
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Jul 27, 2008 07:16
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toadee posted:Rollin' on sweet 18s: What are those, truck wheels? Where do you get 18 inch steel wheels to fit an Integra? (Because that is kind of cool...I like steelies)
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Jul 27, 2008 07:32
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King posted:This may very well be true gold - although I don't know how good of a price that is: This is really only a little bit on the high side from what I can tell, sadly. They only made that hatchback for two years, and the paint (and hopefully body) look to be in fairly nice shape. Hell, for a 30 year old car that interior is in drat nice shape, though not 8/10 like he was saying.
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Jul 27, 2008 08:02
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How about $10,500 for an unwanted vintage of vette with an ugly hood sans engine? http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1978-chevrolet-corvette-call-8191389-no-engine-W0QQAdIdZ56699239 3/4 of the single sentence run on ad is about the totally fantastic engine that isn't included, but he'd be willing to part with it for an additional mere $9500.  Edit: ALOT OF MONEY WAS PUT INTO THE ENGINE slidebite fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Jul 28, 2008 |
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Jul 28, 2008 15:25
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If grumpy bear of the carebears was a TUNA. http://easttexas.craigslist.org/car/776144982.html Its only $18,000!  Click here for the full 1440x900 image.
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Jul 31, 2008 01:50
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Kotaru posted:If grumpy bear of the carebears was a TUNA. I love how when people list their modz, they always list their stereo first. Like its seriously 1996 all over again or something. The only performance modz on that car are the Brakes and the CAI, ohh and the roll cage. Seriously what a ricer.
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Jul 31, 2008 03:57
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not a car but i found it in the cars section http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/car/777498331.html
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Jul 31, 2008 18:07
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Jones posted:not a car but i found it in the cars section Genius.
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Jul 31, 2008 19:27
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Jones posted:not a car but i found it in the cars section The problem is when there's a lot of traffic half the time the carpool lane is just as bad. Most of the time when I'm driving in traffic I'm also going to be at my destination for a couple of hours (or a whole work day), so after a couple of days of that you could just drive by yourself in the carpool lane and pay for the ticket.
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Jul 31, 2008 19:27
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*sigh* I know seeing cars for half their Kelley value probably means it's a scam or the thing is abused in some way, but http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/car/778125867.html is really loving tempting.
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Aug 1, 2008 01:23
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wodin posted:*sigh* I know seeing cars for half their Kelley value probably means it's a scam or the thing is abused in some way, but http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/car/778125867.html is really loving tempting. Don't be that kind of person. Get your head straight.
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Aug 1, 2008 01:33
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http://gainesville.craigslist.org/car/777999916.html Those are some nice dining room chairs.
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Aug 1, 2008 02:55
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MrKatharsis posted:http://gainesville.craigslist.org/car/777999916.html *class sold separately
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Aug 1, 2008 02:57
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MrKatharsis posted:http://gainesville.craigslist.org/car/777999916.html An old S Class which never came in a 200 option, straight from Europe even though it has US headlights in it. So much wrong there.
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Aug 1, 2008 03:33
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 Click here for the full 1259x632 image. What possesses a man to trick out a Lincoln with lambo doors and a dvd player but keep the stock rims? Was he thinking it'd just be too much class? http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/car/767268281.html
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Aug 1, 2008 03:36
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Here's a sign of the times. To be fair, he DOES have his head screwed on straight if you look at book values. But if you look at what cars are actually going for, most ebay completed listings for 03 Expeditions have high bids for more like 6-9000 dollars, and a lot of those are loaded...this appears to be a near-base-model. Also, it being in Lake Havasu, "low miles" could be surprisingly high (especially considering they aren't actually disclosed here). Basically, I think that he's going to have to look older than 03-04, that considering how many people there are around here trying to unload trucks just like his, he's going to have to go lower than he wants, and that considering how few Miatas there are in Mohave county, he's probably going to have to go pretty far afield to find one at ANY price. http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/777908925.html VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Aug 1, 2008 |
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Aug 1, 2008 04:54
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Alright, which one of you clowns made the parody ad? http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/778405641.html Lets see, where to begin:
ALL FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS Is it fast? Possibly. Is it a mess? Sure looks like it, no doubt cosmetically at least. FIVE GRAND.                  Seriously, examine those keywords for a moment. BMW? Vortech? Camry? Donut? (In FWD?) VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Aug 1, 2008 |
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Aug 1, 2008 08:07
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VideoTapir posted:Alright, which one of you clowns made the parody ad?  from then on. Love the custom hatch strut. quote:ALL FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS Edit: IN STOLEN PARTS slidebite fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Aug 1, 2008 |
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Aug 1, 2008 14:14
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http://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/771893902.html Ideal 50cc (70cc) scooter! 55mph, 100+mpg, Yamaha Zuma, Gets up hills! - $2399 (Colorado Springs) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: sale-771893902@craigslist.org Date: 2008-07-27, 11:12AM MDT Tired of not being able to get up hills on your Yamaha Zuma Vino or C3, Honda Ruckus, Honda Metropolitan or cheap Chineese scooter? So were we! We sold out 2008 Zuma because it was SO weak and bought this! It's the IDEAL 50cc scooter! Here's why: - Upgraded to 70cc (but still classified as 50cc, so still no need for license, insurance, or registration). This upgrade usually costs $600+ installed. - Easily gets up hills WITH 2 PEOPLE ON IT!! I've hit 55+mph on it - Custom 2-tone paint without UGLY flame decals that come on all of them - Has Yamaha windshield, which makes for smooth, quiet ride - Yamaha, NOT A CHEAP CHINESE SCOOTER THAT WILL FALL APART NEXT YEAR!! Don't make the same mistake we made and buy a brand new, stock 50cc scooter. They're worthless on any road with a speed limit higher than 25. Yeah, they reach 35mph, but it takes 5 minutes to get there! With 2 people they're worthless. The scooter has 1000 miles, and is a 2004. That's an average of about 16 miles a month; not bad! We're moving out of town in 2 weeks, and if we can get rid of it, that'd be nice to not move it, but if the price is not right, we're taking it with us. Recently: oil change, tune up and new spark plug. Over $3,500 invested in it. $2,399 or best offer. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, so you have a scooter that was $1700 new that you put a $200 top end kit on to make worth $2400 5 years later? I emailed him to ask him what the hell he meant by "oil change". The response? "Scooters need oil changes just like a car". When I responded asking if he A. was retarded and having a mechanic take his money, or B. was retarded and lying about what he did to the scooter in the ad, for some reason I didn't get a response. I also tried to give him the benefit of the doubt and ask if he was talking about transmission service with the oil. Apparently not. For those not familiar with the scooter, Yamaha Zumas are 2 stroke engines.
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Aug 1, 2008 17:07
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CmdrSmirnoff posted:
Those rims don't look stock or 16 inches in the photo...
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Aug 1, 2008 21:28
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Steve French posted:Those rims don't look stock or 16 inches in the photo... Yeah, though he clearly states in the description that it comes with the stock ones. He probably took them off to torture a poor MKS next.
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Aug 1, 2008 21:55
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Kotaru posted:If grumpy bear of the carebears was a TUNA. He's got 4 gauges on the dash and at least 2 on the a-pillar. What kind of information would they be showing? Street cred?
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Aug 2, 2008 01:43
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This guy thinks his ten year old Dodge Ram with 170,000 miles is worth $8000 but it is really only worth maybe $4000 right now. But you will need to read the text to discover how completely screwed and deluded he is- it is kinda sad I think: Click here for the full 1272x825 image. APOLLO OHNO-UDIDNT fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Aug 2, 2008 |
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Aug 2, 2008 01:45
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VideoTapir posted:Alright, which one of you clowns made the parody ad? 
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Aug 2, 2008 02:22
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mean2u posted:He's got 4 gauges on the dash and at least 2 on the a-pillar. What kind of information would they be showing? Street cred? Giving him the benefit of the doubt, I'd guess: Fuel pressure Oil pressure Oil temp Water temp Boost PSI or KPa Air/Fuel Mixture Tach, or shift light But that's assuming the car is actually built up (it does look it, though not 18000 dollars worth of 8 year old built up). Otherwise, gauges are like NAWS... the more you go the faster the car must go (same goes for the Tach... the larger the tach the more RPMs it must be able to handle  )
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Aug 4, 2008 19:43
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Ebay scammer / Craigslist retard LEARN HOW TO MAKE $ MONEY $ FAST GET RICH QUICK ON EBAY "You came this auction for a reason. That reason is to find out how to become financially independent! Right? Well… my e-book will show you the steps that I took to become financially independent. It will explain how you can become that way too. All I do now is enjoy life by doing what I love the most…Bass fishing and spending quality time with my family! I start my auctions every week and I wait for the cash to roll in! It’s as simple as that! All it takes is your commitment to buy my e-book, learn from it, and then start building your empire!" vs REALITY HELP...I cannot afford this truck! I need someone to bail me out!  Click here for the full 1094x640 image.
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Aug 4, 2008 21:27
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OmniCorp posted:REALITY quote:Total owed $24,387
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Aug 4, 2008 21:47
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You Am I posted:Isn't that Vitamin J's Civic I think VJ's is actually a SOHC, and painted in fewer colors kimbo305 posted:I'd like to ask him, "Hey, dumbass, how much is a new F150 these days?" I would love to walk up to him with a dealer quote for the same truck, except a 2008 with zero miles, for less money, and watch him cry to death. IOwnCalculus fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Aug 4, 2008 |
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Aug 4, 2008 22:33
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kimbo305 posted:I'd like to ask him, "Hey, dumbass, how much is a new F150 these days?" If you can't pay you probably cant affrod the truck anyway.
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Aug 4, 2008 22:56
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quote:I emailed him to ask him what the hell he meant by "oil change". The response? "Scooters need oil changes just like a car". A guy in his 50s was making conversation last week when I stopped on my Minsk (a two-stroke). He claimed to have a 2-stroke Yamaha dirtbike back home, and wanted to know where I put the oil in my bike. "Mixed in with the fuel, 5%" wasn't enough, and he wasn't talking about the chain or clutch fluid or anything else either. He kept insisting that a two-stroke engine should have a separate source of oil. I wonder where the hell he's adding his...
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Aug 5, 2008 15:16
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IOwnCalculus posted:I would love to walk up to him with a dealer quote for the same truck, except a 2008 with zero miles, for less money, and watch him cry to death. Or show him this ebay listing for the same truck: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260264494730 Buy it now for less than $16,000, or 8,000 less than he's asking. I almost feel sorry for him.
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Aug 5, 2008 16:45
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Bah, that guy is the picture of modesty compared to this chump. $30,000 for a 5 year old truck with 78,000 miles? What the gently caress?quote:!!!!!CUSTOM DODGE!!!!!! (TRENTON) http://gainesville.craigslist.org/cto/783800744.html
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Aug 5, 2008 16:51
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Admittedly, this is pretty awesome... http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/car/774818798.html 
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Aug 5, 2008 17:32
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Pompous Rhombus posted:A guy in his 50s was making conversation last week when I stopped on my Minsk (a two-stroke). He claimed to have a 2-stroke Yamaha dirtbike back home, and wanted to know where I put the oil in my bike. "Mixed in with the fuel, 5%" wasn't enough, and he wasn't talking about the chain or clutch fluid or anything else either. He kept insisting that a two-stroke engine should have a separate source of oil. He's probably adding it to the two-stroke oil injection reservoir. These exist on a poo poo load of two strokes. It eliminates the need to pre-mix fuel/oil mixtures. They break easy though. squid posted:The bike currently has 8044km on it. The oil was changed 4 times within the first 2000km and has been changed again with IPONE R4000 10W40 semi sinthetic oil twice more. I am asking $12,895 for the bike. The bike has over $4000 in accessories on it plus all the time that was spent installing it.  Click here for the full 1024x768 image. Please purchase my thoroughly molested motorcycle for the equivalent price of a new one! $4000 in modz!
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Aug 6, 2008 08:13
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    http://orlando.craigslist.org/mcy/780063172.html wanna meet that 250 Still have no idea how he got 4k miles without the radio being stolen.
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Aug 6, 2008 08:31
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Anuv posted:Still have no idea how he got 4k miles without the radio being stolen. He probably just steals another one each time his gets stolen... Circle of life.
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Aug 6, 2008 19:10
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Anuv posted:
Haha, I saw this yesterday when I was browsing around the Orlando ads.
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ElehemEare posted:
My eyes can't figure out where to focus when I look at that pic - it's very "busy".
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