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Two Finger posted:I started out laughing at this one but as I looked at the pictures I just started feeling bad for the poor car. The text on that is pretty sweet as well (what is a fizzzzz I, the world wonders) quote:hey got a 320 fizzzz I for sale
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metalhead posted:http://www.alphaq.org/enginurd/forsale/accord/ that bumper still looks like ricer poo poo and why the owner spent all that money is beyond me
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# ? Aug 31, 2008 23:52 |
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Slippery posted:The text on that is pretty sweet as well (what is a fizzzzz I, the world wonders) I'm amazed that there are people that would be impressed that the car is so low it throws sparks. Kiwis, what does the slang gank mean?
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# ? Sep 1, 2008 00:15 |
I've been trying to figure that out too. I think it must be gangster?
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# ? Sep 1, 2008 00:33 |
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kimbo305 posted:I'm amazed that there are people that would be impressed that the car is so low it throws sparks. Kiwis, what does the slang gank mean? It's gotta be gangster, or at least I assume so anyway. And yeah I'm not sure why that would be impressive per se, but I guess don't go over any speed bumps until you raise it
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# ? Sep 1, 2008 04:10 |
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This was a good investment... to the max. http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/cto/819983929.html
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# ? Sep 1, 2008 04:43 |
Slippery posted:It's gotta be gangster, or at least I assume so anyway. And yeah I'm not sure why that would be impressive per se, but I guess don't go over any speed bumps until you raise it quote:had the back part of the exhaust replaced due til draging it
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# ? Sep 1, 2008 04:53 |
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nine times posted:This was a good investment... to the max. that's a pretty convincing conversion, to a non Corvette expert like me at least.
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# ? Sep 1, 2008 04:55 |
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Two Finger posted:I don't even want to know what the underside of that car must look like. That guy is pretty much the only person that could have a "No Fatties - Car Will Scrape" bumper sticker on his car and not have it be a joke.
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# ? Sep 1, 2008 05:16 |
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I Wanna sell a part..... - $100 (over yonder) http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/pts/822201032.html idiot posted:I don't know what in the hell it is, really, but I wanna get rid of it quick.
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# ? Sep 1, 2008 18:08 |
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nine times posted:This was a good investment... to the max. The worst part is I know I've seen other C4s with this same thing done to them, though usually not as well. Why? I don't loving know. The hilarity lies in the fact that if he had spent $35k on making it look and drive like an awesome C4, he'd be able to sell it for more than $9k. Swap over to a LS1/LS2 with some modifications, and do a sharp restoration of the interior with a high quality paintjob and MAYBE an update to the later C4 bodywork as opposed to the early C4 bodywork, and it'd probably go for a similar price to a real C5. I also see this a lot on 911's. "1978 1993 911".
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# ? Sep 1, 2008 18:26 |
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Slippery posted:The text on that is pretty sweet as well (what is a fizzzzz I, the world wonders) I'm pretty sure it should be fiz-ive, which equals five. It's a 325, right? Then, it makes sense...in a retarded, shouldn't make sense kind of way. 320 fiz-ive=325
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# ? Sep 1, 2008 21:38 |
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kimbo305 posted:I Wanna sell a part..... - $100 (over yonder) I cannot read this and not hear Mitch Hedberg.
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# ? Sep 1, 2008 21:57 |
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Leninboarrir posted:I'm pretty sure it should be fiz-ive, which equals five. Oh my God, you're right...that's got to be it. Whoa.
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# ? Sep 1, 2008 22:40 |
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http://rochester.craigslist.org/cto/821220944.htmlquote:This car looks and has the features of any other BMW produced from 2000-2005 LOADED!!! It’s a must see
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# ? Sep 2, 2008 00:04 |
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quote:Beside for changing its oil, I have never have taken it to BMW or a mechanic …….. it hasn’t caused any problems to me at all I read that as "Plan on setting aside a few thousand dollars for suspension work."
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# ? Sep 2, 2008 00:15 |
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Daddy Fantastic posted:http://rochester.craigslist.org/cto/821220944.html I'm mostly curious about the 2.5 litre V6...
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# ? Sep 2, 2008 03:07 |
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sounds like a deal
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# ? Sep 2, 2008 05:22 |
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The Rocket Salad posted:sounds like a deal Well, it IS a Honda after all.
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# ? Sep 2, 2008 05:29 |
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I kinda want to trade http://charleston.craigslist.org/cto/823374995.html destructo fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Sep 2, 2008 |
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destructo posted:http://charleston.craigslist.org/cto/823374995.html That's a very angry man.
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# ? Sep 2, 2008 16:43 |
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DoesNotCompute posted:I'm mostly curious about the 2.5 litre V6... I once emailed a lady locally who was selling her 'V6' bmw 325i (E46) and I asked her when the engine swap was done... she was all 'WTF' I love dicking around with people. If you dont even know what kind of engine your car has, Im probably not going to buy it from you.
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# ? Sep 2, 2008 16:43 |
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destructo posted:I kinda want to trade I had no idea Cliff Yablonski was a motorhead: quote:It makes me sick to my stomache to think one of you homos will be out on the track in my car while I sit here nutless with her on the couch watching Oprah. I tried selling it on Ebay but let's face it - you guys wouldn't know a good deal if it was jammed up your rear end sideways. I actually had multiple people bidding less than $1000 for this thing. Are you guys loving stupid?
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# ? Sep 2, 2008 16:58 |
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Who doesn't want to jump on this amazing business opportunity. Or take the opportunity to put something controversial on this guys car. http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/wan/823603060.html
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# ? Sep 2, 2008 17:20 |
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_firehawk posted:Who doesn't want to jump on this amazing business opportunity. Or take the opportunity to put something controversial on this guys car. In case it goes away (because the ad is only text anyhow) retarded Craigs Ad posted:hi i drive a dirt modified i am looking for sponcers with this you get a sticker on the car the sponcer i have now has doubled his money in his bussiness if u are interested call 513-652-6585 we can send pics or u can come see them it is worth your wild thanks and god bless
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# ? Sep 2, 2008 17:27 |
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Ebay gold, of the Max Power variety: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ESCORT-RS-TUR...id=p3286.c0.m14 XR3i RS Turbo Nutter Bastard posted:HI AND WELCOME TO MY AUCTION FIRST OF LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CAR IT WAS ORINGAL A 1.3 BUT THEN THAT ALL CHANGE THIS HAS HAD ALOT OF MODS DO TO IT FIRST OF THE ENGINE TOOK OUT AND A 1.8CVH BOTTOM END WITH 1.6 HAD PUT ON WITH A 1.4 WATER PUMP FOR THE WATER TO GO QUICK AND ALSO AN OIL COOLER ON IT THIS ENGINE NOW SOUNDS REALLY AWSOME ITS HAD NEW CLUTCH NEW BEARINGS NEW THERMOST NEW FAN SWITCH NEW OIL FILTER NEW PETROL FILTER NEW DISSY I HAVE GONE OVER BOARD ON THIS CAR IT HAS TWIN LIGHTS CHROME PARTS UNDER BONNET STRUT BRACE BRAND NEW DISC PADS DRIVE SHAFTS STEERING RACK BRAKE MASTER NEW BEARINGS ALL THE WAY ROUND EVERY THINK IS NEW TIE ROD ENDS BALL JIONTS POLLY BRUSHES ALL WAY ROUNDSINGLE WIPER THIS IS AMAZING THE BACK HAS EVERY NEW ON IT THEN INSIDE THERE IS FULL SET OF LEATHERS AND DOOR CARDS M3 MIRRORS WITH LIGHTS IN TINTED WINDOWS AND BACK LIGHTS REAR OPENINGS BOOST GAUGES IN CENTRE AND ON PILLAR WHITE DIALS SPORTS STEERING WHEEL THIS HAS A GOOD SOUND SYSTEM HISTORY WITH CAR THE HISTORY ADDS UP TO 10K YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPPOINTED WITH THIS CAR CHEAP ON TAX THIS HAS NO MOT DOESNT NEED MUCH EITHER THIS WILL FLY THOU I PROMISE THAT ANY QUESTIONS CONTACT 07816347320 THANKS cash on collection no messer or dreamers JUST TO ADD THERE IS A BOOT BUILD IN BACK MDF PARCEL SHELF I HAVE NOW GOT A NEW SET OF TWIN LIGHTS NOW FOR THIS THE ONES IN IT ARE OK BUT THEY NEED MOULDING THIS HAS AN STAINLESS EXHAUST WITH FLEXI AT FRONT AND THERE HAS BEEN NEW RADITOR PUT IN AND IVE GOT THE MUDFLAPS WITH RS ON IVE GOT 4 OF THEM THIS WILL LOOK GOOD WHEN FINISHED I AM NOT GOING TO BREAK THIS AS IT IS REALLY TO GOOD TO BREAK SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR PARTS AND PLEASE SENSBILE OFFERS NO SILLY ONES Don't forget, kids, THIS WILL LOOK GOOD WHEN FINISHED.
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# ? Sep 2, 2008 18:55 |
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kimbo305 posted:I'm amazed that there are people that would be impressed that the car is so low it throws sparks. Kiwis, what does the slang gank mean? 4. Ganking Incorrectly used word in warcraft (Dota, WoW). Noobs mistakingly think infinite form of gang=ganking. Some even use the word "gank" itself even though the word gank means either to steal or to hurt one's feelings according to dictionary.com N00b_Sux0r: "these guys are gay, they keep ganking me. " Me: wtf is "ganking"? you mean "ganging"? N00b_Sux0r: yeah, whatever. Doesn't matter, someone set us up the bomb. And while I did not find any Down-Under specific definitions for gank, I did find The Aussie Slang Dictionary Online. For what it's worth, I always thought ganked meant stolen... E: I need to remember the difference bewteen HTML and BBCode tags... bladernr fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Sep 2, 2008 |
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destructo posted:I kinda want to trade lightweightmiata posted:Q: Does the car have a turbo timer? I met a guy once who had one and he is now my hero. Meh... I've got two Miatas already anyway. My wife would kill me for bringing another one home...
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# ? Sep 2, 2008 19:03 |
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bladernr posted:For what it's worth, I always thought ganked meant stolen... That's always the way I've used it, and I don't think it's exclusive to Down Under either.
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InitialDave posted:THIS HAS A GOOD SOUND SYSTEM HISTORY WITH CAR THE HISTORY ADDS UP TO 10K YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPPOINTED WITH THIS CAR CHEAP ON TAX THIS HAS NO MOT DOESNT NEED MUCH EITHER THIS WILL FLY THOU I PROMISE THAT A good "sound system history" adds $10,000 to the price? Cheap on tax? No mot? Doesn't neet much? Where do I sign?
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# ? Sep 2, 2008 19:29 |
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I like how the last sentence lapses into King Jamesism. "This car wilt fly thou, I promise thee that. Let it be as thy chariot, and drive it as Jehu drove."
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# ? Sep 2, 2008 19:38 |
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deviant. posted:That's always the way I've used it, and I don't think it's exclusive to Down Under either. well I think it probably has a different meaning down there given the context it's in.
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# ? Sep 2, 2008 19:56 |
I jumped to the last page of Urban Dictionary and it says:quote:90. Gank 1 up, 34 down
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NeerWas fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Aug 9, 2023 |
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Sindow posted:Aww man poor guy. only cuz it got flagged cuz that rant was awesome.
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NeerWas fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Aug 9, 2023 |
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I was searching for "Supra", ebay, but still pretty funny, sorry to any CRX fans http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars...02&_trkparms=39%3A1|65%3A-1|240%3A1318&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245 some goofus on ebay posted:1990 HONDA CRX SI His cardomain (more pictures) ; http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2355604/2 JDM back seat yeah!
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# ? Sep 3, 2008 01:20 |
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CornHolio posted:I once emailed a lady locally who was selling her 'V6' bmw 325i (E46) and I asked her when the engine swap was done... she was all 'WTF'
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# ? Sep 3, 2008 01:25 |
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InitialDave posted:Ebay gold, of the Max Power variety: You really have to follow the link to this one. Goddam, all that crazy all-caps text is loving ridiculous on its own, but it's taken to the next level when you see it on the auction at its original 30pt. font size.
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Aeilerto posted:I was searching for "Supra", ebay, but still pretty funny, sorry to any CRX fans
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