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Hellioning posted:Are you kidding? Have you SEEN Kohran's koubu? Any Koubu can be outfitted with insane amounts of weaponry...I'm talking about the damage potential the pilots have outside of their Koubu. Spikey posted:Sumire's been outfitted with "ballistics" all right. Maria's are bigger. 
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little_firebird posted:Maria's are bigger. And rather well protected in that hardened silo of her bathrobe that ia. 
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little_firebird posted:Any Koubu can be outfitted with insane amounts of weaponry...I'm talking about the damage potential the pilots have outside of their Koubu. Have you seen Kohran, then? The chick blows stuff up regularly, and explosions are far better then just normal bullets.
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Sep 9, 2008 04:03
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Sep 9, 2008 04:12
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Kirbyoto posted:At least nobody's defending Iris, and that's what counts.
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Cheeseball IV posted:Didn't she have an awesome one? I'm pretty sure she did. It's hard to tell - there's this dude in it the whole ti... Oh. Yeah. That dude is Kanna. My bad.
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Sep 9, 2008 04:15
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Hellioning posted:Have you seen Kohran, then? The chick blows stuff up regularly, and explosions are far better then just normal bullets. I know every character, their backstory and their damage potential...Kohran's explosions (as wonderful and plentiful as they are) hardly cause any damage besides some soot and charred clothing. Besides, Maria has her "za vashe zdorov'e" technique which is wonderful enough, thank you very much (I'd like to see Kohran try that with her steam bazooka...)
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Sep 9, 2008 04:27
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little_firebird posted:I know every character, their backstory and their damage potential...Kohran's explosions (as wonderful and plentiful as they are) hardly cause any damage besides some soot and charred clothing. I will give you that... However, Kohran is Chinese, and it shows ( a lot of it shows) Maria is Russian, and THAT shows too (as in, not at all)
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Sep 9, 2008 04:31
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Vote Sumire! She isn't a dirty Communist!
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Hellioning posted:Maria is Russian, and THAT shows too (as in, not at all) Her Russian-ness does not show? Not even in her abnormally tall stature, her tendency to swear in Russian, her blonde hair, or the fact that all of her techniques have Russian names? What about Vol. 6, where Kohran's Polar Bear-kun makes the dorm hallway feel like the north pole and she's not shivering despite wearing less clothing than anybody else? Yep, it definitely doesn't show.  Crono S. Magnum posted:Vote Sumire! Neither is Maria...she left Russia before true Communism ever existed...
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Sep 9, 2008 05:20
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ZeeToo posted:Fixed that for you. We should be actively sabotaging Iris.
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little_firebird posted:Her Russian-ness does not show? pretty sure he was talking about her tits Maria's are still better though
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Zereth posted:No, see, nobody should be defending Sakura. You got that wrong, the best part of Iris is the  on all the goon's faces when she gets there anyway. It's worth it, love and hate are not opposites, they're more like buddies.
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I would have thought everyone was for Sumire by now. Oh well, I'll try and explain again why she is the obvious choice. Maria is great, sure. But emotionally she's a brick wall. Ogami is going to spend years before he gets anywhere. Even then it'll end up being one of those mutual respect relationships presuming Maria doesn't shoot him dead. Also by choosing Maria you will break Tsubaki's heart. Do you want that? Kohran is great too. Problem is she loves the robots more. Ogami is just experimental material for her. It'll be a life of random anal probing and waiting for that one explosion that finally kills him. Also, she'll make him wear that skintight bodysuit they show in her special combo. ALL THE TIME. I don't want to inflict that on anyone. Kanna is also great. But she's very one-dimensional. She punches things and then gets wasted. That's all there is to her. And yes, she's smoking something. No one is this relaxed all the time without smoking something. Also I think when you choose her she reveals herself to be a man. I may be wrong there. But with Sumire you have a woman with depth. She certainly makes more of an effort to be enticing than the others. The haughty exterior might turn some away, but I think it is just her way of getting Ogami to play back at her. You've seen how she reacts when he snarls back a bit. The flirting and teasing that followed has been very attractive. And let's not forget she's a fun drunk and apparently owns half of Japan. So I would think she was the obvious choice. However, if you want a lol-ending then vote Iris because we all know it will be  (Don't vote Iris please.)
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Emotionally a brick wall? Didn't you see here with that dress? DIDN'T YOU SEE HER SAD FACE?
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Haz posted:It's hard to tell - there's this dude in it the whole ti... Oh. Yeah. That dude is Kanna. My bad. Someone has to wear the pants in that relationship, and Lord know Ogami ain't the one. Grunduggerer posted:Kanna is also great. But she's very one-dimensional. She punches things and then gets wasted. That's all there is to her. And yes, she's smoking something. No one is this relaxed all the time without smoking something. Also I think when you choose her she reveals herself to be a man. I may be wrong there. This. Why do you people hate things that are awesome?
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Why is it that no-one realizes that Kanna has bigger tits than Sumire or Maria?
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Goons intimidated by strong women ITT.
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BklynBruzer posted:Why is it that no-one realizes that Kanna has bigger tits than Sumire or Maria? I think it's because her McFetusBurger posted:pretty sure he was talking about her tits Well if that's what he was referring to, then all I have to say is: Kohran's got the smallest (existing) ones in the Hanagumi, Maria's are the second largest. So yes. Yes they are. You Sumire fans shouldn't get so excited about her boobs....her's are only
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Mile'ionaha posted:Goons intimidated by strong women ITT. When I first saw Sakura Wars, it took me a while to realise Kanna was even a female. There's strong and then there's East German olympic competitor.
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Grunduggerer posted:Kohran is great too. Problem is she loves the robots more. Ogami is just experimental material for her. It'll be a life of random anal probing and waiting for that one explosion that finally kills him. Also, she'll make him wear that skintight bodysuit they show in her special combo. ALL THE TIME. I don't want to inflict that on anyone. Don't you see that this is all we need?
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Mile'ionaha posted:Goons intimidated by strong women ITT. The pro-Kanna movement is just remaining silent, hiding in the shadows, waiting to strike when everyone else lets down their guard with an earth-shattering blow that will leave only Kanna remaining standing. ... ... That or I'm completely alone in being pro-Kanna...
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little_firebird posted:You Sumire fans shouldn't get so excited about her boobs....her's are only
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RyuujinBlueZ posted:That or I'm completely alone in being pro-Kanna... Not even remotely. There have been multiple people who have joined solely to express their support for Kanna's clear superiority, myself included. So don't fret - when the voting comes, we'll sweep the polls like a tidal wave. ...seriously though, Spirit Armor's going to have to start a new thread for the voting, isn't he? I mean, it's either that or have twenty pages of one-word posts in the middle of this one.
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Grunduggerer posted:Rationalizin' You know you've found something utterly 
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Nick Buntline posted:Not even remotely. There have been multiple people who have joined solely to express their support for Kanna's clear superiority, myself included. So don't fret - when the voting comes, we'll sweep the polls like a tidal wave. Ahah, good. It is as I thought then, the pro-Kanna movement is just waiting silently like violent ninja to spring forth and promote the one true choice. Very well then, back into the shadows I go. Also, yeah. Is there a page limit for threads on SA? I can't think of ever seeing one, but the rest of this LP coupled with the voting may well hit it for the first time in history. VVVVV Okay, it appears there is no page limit. Or it's absurdly high. Either way, I suppose this thread might only approach that level of insanity if all the games are done together in this one thread. Which I believe Spirit Armor has said will not be the case, presuming he doesn't suffer a psychotic break before he gets to Sakura Wars 2 and kill everyone within fifty miles of himself. RyuujinBlueZ fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Sep 9, 2008 |
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RyuujinBlueZ posted:Also, yeah. Is there a page limit for threads on SA? I can't think of ever seeing one, but the rest of this LP coupled with the voting may well hit it for the first time in history. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2876582 This thread has 2665 posts, that thread has 2165 pages.
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BklynBruzer posted:Why is it that no-one realizes that Kanna has bigger tits than Sumire or Maria? Because half the time the character artists don't realize it either?
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God man... This game is 100% pure clichée. Every single character is a piece of cardboard with exactly 2 sides and nothing more. Everything... EVERYTHING is so predictable that it hurts. Regardless of what "personality" a character starts out with she will eventually degenerate into Sakura. And you'll get to see more of that happening to whoever "wins" so to speak. So, if you really care for your character of choice, save it from such a horrible fate and vote for the complete opposite of what you want! I've played a few games similar to this one (reflecting on it I'll be damned if I know why :/ ) and they always end the same way  HOWEVER! I've read all the way through this thing because of the power, inventiveness and comedic brilliance of our narrator, and I shall continue to do so! Bravo, sir, bravo. If your script was interjected into the game in place of the real one it would possibly be the best game ever made as opposed to another misogynist exercise among many : )
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Dectilon posted:Regardless of what "personality" a character starts out with she will eventually degenerate into Sakura. And you'll get to see more of that happening to whoever "wins" so to speak. So, if you really care for your character of choice, save it from such a horrible fate and vote for the complete opposite of what you want! No! I will not be fooled so easily! NO VOTES FOR IRIS!
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Dectilon posted:God man... This game is 100% pure clichée. Every single character is a piece of cardboard with exactly 2 sides and nothing more. Everything... EVERYTHING is so predictable that it hurts.
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Dectilon posted:Regardless of what "personality" a character starts out with she will eventually degenerate into Sakura. If the unite attacks are any indication, Ogami's going to be the one who winds up changing. So, pick what you want: a science ninja in a bright orange jumpsuit, a bad boy on an Arrest Me Red motorbike, a happy-go-lucky beach bum, a hot-blooded secret agent in cold Mother Russia, a plaything in the mind of an Elder God, or... um... something so generic I forgot what it was?
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Kirbyoto posted:It's not size, it's presentation. Normal clothing presentation or swimsuit presentation? Either way, it's all pretty revealing.
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Crono S. Magnum posted:No! I will not be fooled so easily! ...it's best not to disturb a creature more powerful than Azatoth... I meant more along the lines like, the people who argue about the top 3 should vote for one of the other two than the one they like : P "If the unite attacks are any indication, Ogami's going to be the one who winds up changing. So, pick what you want: a science ninja in a bright orange jumpsuit, a bad boy on an Arrest Me Red motorbike, a happy-go-lucky beach bum, a hot-blooded secret agent in cold Mother Russia, a plaything in the mind of an Elder God, or... um... something so generic I forgot what it was?" Self-dilusion... I can guarantee that the in the end it turns out that all any one of them really want to do is to wash Ogami's clothes or something : P
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whateverfor posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2876582 I shudder to think of where the next LP Spirit Armor does, as the other Sakura War games are hell more intricate and longer than this one (Except for 4. 4 was a cop-out.)
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Morgenthau posted:I shudder to think of where the next LP Spirit Armor does, as the other Sakura War games are hell more intricate and longer than this one (Except for 4. 4 was a cop-out.) Think of four as a movie, while the rest are TV shows.
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Kirbyoto posted:It's not size, it's presentation. Do you expect that she'll stop flaunting her assents after marrying Ogami? I bet that she won't. I can foresee only three possible results from that pairing: 1) Ogami will discover that everyone, including the mailman, has access to her vast tracts of land. 2) Sumire will get even more drunk than usual and gamble away or otherwise lose her fortune. 3) Ogami will die of alcohol poisoning within three years. Vote for Kanna or Maria. The other choices are too cruel.
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And Ogami getting into bed with a man is any less cruel? Vote Maria.
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SirSamVimes posted:And Ogami getting into bed with a man is any less cruel? Why settle for lesser cruelties?
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