|
HairyNipple! posted:Not Craigslist, but still pretty funny. I used to work with the guy who's selling this. He was a good guy, just really naive. This is the worst sales pitch I've ever read. He hardly listed one good thing about the car. Also, the car is unregistered because it's unregisterable (cut springs, too dark tint). Also, one time he drove down the coast and one of the wheels fell off. gently caress that, seeing that pisses me off. I had a brown one that was registered that needed a gas line - I got it for $300. My dad gave it away for free just to get it out of his way and I didn't learn about it until I asked him if I could pick it up to fix the gas line. Ahhh, that thing would have been great.
|
#
?
Oct 2, 2008 16:25
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 11:58 |
|
|
salt the fries! posted:gently caress that, seeing that pisses me off. I had a brown one that was registered that needed a gas line - I got it for $300. My dad gave it away for free just to get it out of his way and I didn't learn about it until I asked him if I could pick it up to fix the gas line. Ahhh, that thing would have been great. Oh yeah, the guy who's selling now didn't do any of the modifications to it. He bought it like that from Sydney, and couldn't register it here in Canberra (different states). So he was driving it around unregistered for a few months. I don't even know if he can legally sell it, or how that works, since I think the rego is still in the previous owners name.
|
|
#
?
Oct 2, 2008 22:26
|
|
|
HairyNipple! posted:Not Craigslist, but still pretty funny. I used to work with the guy who's selling this. He was a good guy, just really naive. This is the worst sales pitch I've ever read. He hardly listed one good thing about the car. Also, the car is unregistered because it's unregisterable (cut springs, too dark tint). Also, one time he drove down the coast and one of the wheels fell off.
|
|
#
?
Oct 2, 2008 23:49
|
|
|
tractorcrusher posted:Check out what our local Subaru dealership just got in... I guess hunting is big in suburban hell? Haha this thing is hilarious, was at Subaru Plano picking up some parts with a friend and got a look of it.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2008 00:00
|
|
|
slidebite posted:What in the gently caress is that thing in the bottom left photo? It looks like a 1/2" breaker bar being used either as a shifter or hanging from the rear view mirror  Fast 1996 Acura Integra GSR  Click here for the full 739x738 image. Ricer tax strikes again. 
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2008 01:24
|
|
|
The thing is, they actually expect the money they drop into the car raises it by the same amount, when it really just is very expensive stuff that doesnt do anything and makes nobody want the car.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2008 01:27
|
|
|
MattD1zzl3 posted:The thing is, they actually expect the money they drop into the car raises it by the same amount, when it really just is very expensive stuff that doesnt do anything and makes nobody want the car. 95% of the time, properly installed go fast parts suffer the same fate.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2008 04:22
|
|
|
I know this isn't a craigslist ad, nor is it a classified... but I don't know where else to put this. When you search google for Mercedes C63 the first sponsored link is for the BMW M3.  
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2008 06:14
|
|
|
tractorcrusher posted:I know this isn't a craigslist ad, nor is it a classified... but I don't know where else to put this. That is DEFINITELY intentional. BMW wants to make sure C63 buyers remember the M3.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2008 06:28
|
|
|
A Fiat 500 in Ithaca, NY? http://ithaca.craigslist.org/cto/866123684.html  Click here for the full 816x1286 image. The Rocket Salad fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Oct 6, 2008 |
|
#
?
Oct 6, 2008 16:09
|
|
|
The Rocket Salad posted:A Fiat 500 in Ithaca, NY? Needs bondo in a lot of places? You just don't buy old cars like those anywhere in the rust belt. Spend the $4000 and buy one from California, Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, Texas, etc. Here, that car is worth absolutely nothing.
|
|
#
?
Oct 6, 2008 17:26
|
|
|
Pompous Rhombus posted:edit: BITCHIN CAMARO   Click here for the full 810x610 image.
|
|
#
?
Oct 6, 2008 23:41
|
|
|
Mazda mx6 ~~~ lamborghini ~~~ - $2900 (Surrey) ~~~ Looking for quick sale,Mazda mx6 Lamborghini blue brand new paint all car.low km Only 156666 kms Aircared.Very fun to drive this sports vehicle .Engine and Transmission are very strong in this car.Mechanics are in great shape.$-2.5L V6 5 speed( manual )A/C ,Srs,PWR windows,PWR sunroof black Leather seats $-Cd player & Am/fm stereo,new speakers - tuning paint inside Great sport huligan for fans. ~~~~ NEED TO SALE IT QUICK ~~~ $ 2900 obo For more Info or more pitures Please call 778-230-7392 Edrees thank u. keywords: civic,mazda mx3,acura,integra,prelude,mx6,rx7,eclips,supra,toyota,talon TUNIN PAINT INSIDE YO     http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/cto/869487810.html
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2008 14:36
|
|
|
1992 Civic ALL HOOKED UP 'the vtech kicks in at arround 4500 rpm' http://elmira.craigslist.org/cto/869299326.html  Think he's trying to hide something?
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2008 15:44
|
|
|
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/867975527.html http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c16/killerducky/Screenshot-2.png quote:I selling my mazda 323 AUTOMATIC, blue, really nice car, it has 1.6 engine, so this is low gas))) it has only 107 kmiles, so this is really low for this year, it has the strongest engine i ever saw!!!! it has all new belts even timing belt!!!! new spark-plugs, new axles!!!!! really strong battery, new upper top gasket!!!! FEAR THE NUG fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Oct 8, 2008 |
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2008 20:39
|
|
) but paint isn't the best, somebody repainted it, but anyway!!!
|
http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/870242993.html It's in Lexington, KY according to the ad, they really want to get the word out!  Man, that's tempting. And only $1500 extra for 24's with it? drat! edit: serious question - why is the headliner backwards?
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2008 21:55
|
|
|
salt the fries! posted:edit: serious question - why is the headliner backwards? maybe so he can enjoy it in his rearview mirror.
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2008 23:00
|
|
|
drat I was looking for something that was "48" and "44".
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2008 23:15
|
|
|
leica posted:Think he's trying to hide something? salt the fries! posted:ASK FOR DEVO ANYTIME 
The Rocket Salad fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Oct 7, 2008 |
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2008 23:20
|
|
|
Just imagine what that thing will look like when the next owner doesn't have 24s... has to put 15" steelies on it to drive it home... 
|
|
#
?
Oct 7, 2008 23:27
|
|
|
bladernr posted:Just imagine what that thing will look like when the next owner doesn't have 24s... has to put 15" steelies on it to drive it home... I'd probably put some 40" Thornbirds on that thing and go mudding. OH wait, no 4wd!
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2008 01:07
|
|
|
Otacon posted:I'd probably put some 40" Thornbirds on that thing and go mudding. I cant even imagine the drivetrain angles on that heap, I wonder how many ujoints he went through.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2008 02:16
|
|
|
Kotaru posted:I cant even imagine the drivetrain angles on that heap, I wonder how many ujoints he went through. While you can't polish a turd, you sure as hell can roll it in glitter.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2008 02:44
|
|
|
Anyone interested in a BENTLEY ARNAGE? Looks like the real thing.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2008 21:46
|
|
|
b0nes posted:Anyone interested in a BENTLEY ARNAGE? Looks like the real thing. 
|
|
#
?
Oct 9, 2008 00:50
|
|
|
This cannot be serious... http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cto/871998900.html $13,500 (But I want $17,000) for a '97 Mustang GT plastered with Saleen and Cobra Decals, lovely vinyl seats, a broken odometer, and no cats. Not to mention a major front end collision repair. There is no way I can't reply to this posting. "1997 FORD MUSTANG GT CONVERTIBLE. DARK GREEN EXT. WITH TAN CONVERTIBLE TOP. NEW TAN VINYL INTERIOR. HERE IS THE ENTIRE DESCRIPTION AND EXACTLY WHAT I KNOW ABOUT THIS CAR. I HAVE OWNED THIS CAR SINCE 04/07. I BOUGHT FROM A DISTRESSED SELLER. THE PREVIOUS OWNER OR OWNERS HAVE SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON THIS CAR. I CAN'T GUARANTEE THE MILEAGE BUT FROM THE (AUTOCHECK VEHICLE HISTORY REPORT I RAN) 68,000 MILES IS PRETTY ACCURATE. THE SPEEDOMETER QUIT WORKING FOR A VERY SHORT TIME BUT I HAVE HAD THAT FIXED. THE AUTOCHECK VEHICLE HISTORY REPORT SHOWS THAT, ON 04/11/02, THE MUSTANG WAS INVOLVED IN A WRECK AND HAD A FRONT IMPACT WITH ANOTHER VEHICLE RESULTING IN SEVERE DAMAGE. I HAVE OWNED HUNDREDS OF CARS AND BUILT CARS AND THIS CAR DOES NOT LOOK THE LEAST BIT AS IF IT’S EVER BEEN WRECKED. I BOUGHT THE CAR BECAUSE OF THE MONEY SPENT ON IT AND THE WAY THE CAR LOOKS AND DRIVES. THE MUSTANG HAS BEEN MODIFIED TO LOOK LIKE A MUSTANG COBRA. IT HAS THE ("SVT COBRA EMBLEMS") MOUNTED ON THE SIDE OF THE CAR. ON EACH SIDE OF THE CAR AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DOORS ARE: PAINTED DECALS THAT SAY ("OFFICIAL PACE CAR") THEN UNDER THAT ("78TH INDIANAPOLIS 500 MAY 29, 1998") LIKE I SAID THIS IS A KIT CAR. THERE WAS NOT A MUSTANG PACE CAR IN THE 1998 INDIANAPOLIS RACE. ON THE REAR OF THE CAR IS PAINTED ("SUPER CHARGER S351"). ON THE REAR IS AN ("INDIANAPOLIS SPEEDWAY EMBLEM"). HANGING FROM THE REAR BUMPER IS A FLAP READING ("SVT RACING"). AN AFTER MARKET ("CERVINI HOOD") WAS ADDED WITH A ("RAM AIR INTAKE AND "S351") IS PAINTED ON THE HOOD. ON THE FRONT BUMPER IS PAINTED, ("RACING 197"). THIS CAR WAS VERY LOUD WHEN I BOUGHT IT SO I PUT ON ("NEW MUFFLERS.") I HAVE PUT A COMPLETE SET OF ("NEW TIRES") ON THE CAR. THE ONLY THING THE CAR NEEDS TO PASS EMISSIONS IS (2) CATALYTIC CONVERTERS. I HAVE HAD ALL THE SEATS IN THE CAR COVERED IN ("NEW TAN VINYL MATERIAL"). I KNOW I WILL NEVER GET THE PRICE FOR WHAT I THINK THIS MUSTANG IS WORTH. NOR WILL I GET NOWHERE NEAR THE MONEY I HAVE INVESTED!! THIS CAR IS IN GREAT CONDITION, AS THE PICTURES SHOW, AND IT DRIVES GREAT. ALWAYS ADULT OWNED AND DRIVEN AS FAR AS THE CAR HAS BEEN AROUND. THE OTHER GOOD THING ABOUT THIS CAR OTHER THAN IT (MUST GO ASAP!!!) (THE INSURANCE WILL BE CHEAPER FOR THE NEXT PURCHASER). BECAUSE IT IS A (GT) INSTEAD OF A REAL COBRA. ANY INQUIRIES FEEL FREE TO CALL ME ANYTIME BEFORE 7:00 PM EST. I PREFER PHONE CALLS RATHER THAN EMAIL. CALL 770-461-0171 OR 678-614-0140. LEAVE MESSAGE IF NO ANSWER AND I WILL CALL YOU BACK. EMAIL ADDRESS: ksagon@bellsouth.net WILL BE GLAD TO EMAIL MANY NICE PICTURES TO SERIOUS PROSPECTS. NO WARRANTIES OR GUARANTEES ON CAR WRITTEN OR EXPRESSED VERBALLY. WAS ASKING: &17000.00/ BUT WILL TAKE: $13,500.00 OBO!!! "
|
|
#
?
Oct 9, 2008 03:21
|
|
|
Own a Jeep Wrangler? Then you can trade it for THIS: http://elmira.craigslist.org/bar/859833013.html
|
|
#
?
Oct 9, 2008 03:23
|
|
|
leica posted:Own a Jeep Wrangler? Then you can trade it for THIS: This really needs to be screenshot for posterity.  Click here for the full 792x665 image.
|
|
#
?
Oct 9, 2008 03:41
|
|
|
Perfect Lemons car. Not fast or anything, but free gives you a lot of room to work with. http://mohave.craigslist.org/zip/867229614.html quote:Free 1972 Cadillac De-Ville Perfect for Factory Stock Race Car (Lake Havasu City)
|
|
#
?
Oct 10, 2008 14:54
|
|
|
I have no idea. http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/cto/872954981.html Pretty Little Rainbow fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Oct 10, 2008 |
|
#
?
Oct 10, 2008 15:24
|
|
|
1987 Nissan 300ZX (Click for big:)  http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cto/865125165.html Do you think that'd be a good trade for my 1998 Dodge Avenger? He said it's a 5-speed which is what I want and said around 200hp so I'm assuming it's the turbo version. He said some various things were rebuilt like the engine and intake (manifold?). All the rust is repaired and the car is primered and he's going to paint it any color I want. Or should I just not bother and am in for a heap of trouble? Super Aggro Crag fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Oct 10, 2008 |
|
#
?
Oct 10, 2008 16:28
|
|
|
Pretty Little Rainbow posted:I have no idea. something tells me that girl has all of those ASCII symbols in a textfile for easy reference. And still I want to know the price.
|
|
#
?
Oct 10, 2008 17:09
|
|
|
Super Aggro Crag posted:1987 Nissan 300ZX That's a shitload of miles, and not a brilliant price. At 200hp, that would be the turbo version, so at least it'd be able to get out of its own way, but I'd find something in better condition, with fewer miles. Wait, you're trading an avenger for a 300zx turbo? Go for it. 
|
|
#
?
Oct 10, 2008 20:48
|
|
|
Yeah, its a lot of miles but the engine was rebuilt last month and was ported and polished. It's also getting a fresh paint job. Yeah, my Avenger is in good condition but it leaves something to be desired. It's like the retarded cousin of the DSM cars...
|
|
#
?
Oct 10, 2008 21:00
|
|
|
Simkin posted:That's a shitload of miles, and not a brilliant price. At 200hp, that would be the turbo version, so at least it'd be able to get out of its own way, but I'd find something in better condition, with fewer miles. The sad thing is I'd probably pick that up if it was in Canada.
|
|
#
?
Oct 10, 2008 23:27
|
|
|
Hey, anyone interested in a Daihatsu Rocky? http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars...d=p4506.c0.m245 quote:Hello and thanx for stopping by our auction.                  OOPS SORRY GUYS I THINK A FEW PICTURES OF THE CAR MIGHT HAVE SLIPPED IN THERE.
|
|
#
?
Oct 12, 2008 14:17
|
|
|
If she stays in the car and blows me every time I drive it, put me down for two.
|
|
#
?
Oct 12, 2008 16:59
|
|
|
Put me down for three. What the hell is Daihatsu? It is a pretty clean car though... Boobs.
|
|
#
?
Oct 12, 2008 17:15
|
|
|
Super Aggro Crag posted:What the hell is Daihatsu? It is a pretty clean car though... Boobs. A short box 89 4Runner is what it looks like.
|
|
#
?
Oct 12, 2008 17:49
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 11:58 |
|
|
Super Aggro Crag posted:Put me down for three. What the hell is Daihatsu? It is a pretty clean car though... Boobs. It's not that hard to do a quick search is it? Though I'm really surprised that anybody doesn't know what Daihatsu are: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daihatsu
|
|
#
?
Oct 12, 2008 18:09
|
|