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glyph
Apr 6, 2006



The Rocket Salad posted:

Fixed.

oh hey, i'm in for the 22nd. now to corral ken or klug...

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Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Positive Housemouse posted:

Click link for pics. http://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/903426032.html

Those images deserve backing up for posterity.









Jesus Christ what a monstrosity.

FlerpNerpin
Apr 17, 2006


gently caress bro I totally thought that was a Ferrari! PUNKED

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



I can't even tell what the base car is under all that body vomit, eclipse?

OMGWTFWALLHACK
Jan 28, 2004

Hated by the internet.

Are all those subs just kinda chillin in free air? I don't see any type of closed chamber. How can that possibly sound good at all?

Aran
Jan 17, 2007

by elpintogrande

Positive Housemouse posted:

Click link for pics. http://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/903426032.html

I was thinking "This is fixable" at every picture... Then I got to the last.

poo poo's broken beyond repair.

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005

blugu64 posted:



Why would you censor the phone number and e-mail address in a craigslist ad? You know he WANTS people to call him right?

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma
1.3L of muddin fury

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/906206508.html


Click here for the full 1046x860 image.

Spooky.
Oct 1, 2006

OMGWTFWALLHACK posted:

Are all those subs just kinda chillin in free air? I don't see any type of closed chamber. How can that possibly sound good at all?

I think that is a giant port right there. Also what is the point of having a DVD/Nav system with a normal headunit right next to it?

glyph
Apr 6, 2006




haha, that's loving awesome, not $8000 awesome, but still, you've got to love the little guy.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Lowclock posted:

Why would you censor the phone number and e-mail address in a craigslist ad? You know he WANTS people to call him right?

I'm not advertising for the dude, and if people really wanted to contact him, I left the email address up.

UnkleBoB
Jul 24, 2000

Beginner's Version, Copyright,
1991 - Please Copy and Distribute
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/906459700.html

THE BOSS IS AT THE BOOM BOOM MOTEL!


Click here for the full 697x684 image.

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
Go, go, Speed Racer!

Click here for the full 1422x621 image.

http://victoria.en.craigslist.ca/mcy/906274730.html
:rock:

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




This picture is priceless.



http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/ctd/892559305.html

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

DreamOn13 posted:

This picture is priceless.



http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/ctd/892559305.html

No, it cost me :10bux: to be able to post it.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib
http://capecod.craigslist.org/ctd/908333114.html
:wtf:

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.

Holy poo poo, someone decided to make the most of their new vinyl cutter.



quote:

VEHICLE CONDITION & HISTORY
EXTERIOR CONDITION
Excellent Overall Exterior Condition

1991 Honda Prelude 2.0 Si. Beautiful. 4-Cyl. 2.0 Liter , 5 Speed Manual, loaded with air conditioning, Power Steering, power Windows, Tilt Wheel, Moon Roof, Power Door Locks and Cruise Control.
:barf:

enziarro fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Nov 7, 2008

dr.gigolo
May 9, 2006

This is by far the greatest bike in the thread

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
What a beauty:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cto/908655897.html


I was looking for ugly, and was surprised to see my loving neighbor's car:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/cto/908185898.html
Pretty sure my Volvo has bigger rotors inside 15" wheels... 'custom ragtop' is knock-off 'Dior' fabric. Too bad it doesn't come with THAGOOSE plates. 1000+ watt system puts out nothing but BRAPPP RATTLE


How can this guy not include a photo of his hood mural:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/cto/903943263.html
Anyone wanna try and get a photo out of him?


Don't get too many donks this far north:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cto/904513127.html
SO KRISPY

enziarro fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Nov 7, 2008

Franco Caution
Jul 18, 2003

Wicked. Tricksy. False.

Holy poo poo! I finally found an affordable 2nd gen MR2! :(


Click here for the full 1050x788 image.


http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/906915232.html

It looks like it has been set on fire a couple of times. How does someone gently caress up a vehicle this bad?

Franco Caution fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Nov 7, 2008

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


enziarro posted:

Don't get too many donks this far north:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cto/904513127.html
SO KRISPY

drat, imagine what I could have done if I didn't total my dad's Caprice...

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

Super Aggro Crag posted:

drat, imagine what I could have done if I didn't total my dad's Caprice...

But would it have been SO KRISPY?

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Posting something that I would actually use if it didn't look like I was throwing a coffee table into the back of my Pathfinder:

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/pts/907946770.html

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MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007




There are about 25 speakers in the car, about 5 tvs, and about 6 amps - is it really that hard to figure out if you have 4, 5, or 6 tvs in the car? I'm sure the (about) 25 speakers have all been perfectly tuned to compliment each other and sound awesome.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Otacon posted:

Posting something that I would actually use if it didn't look like I was throwing a coffee table into the back of my Pathfinder:

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/pts/907946770.html

I think that would be better under a bed. Like a bed for sleeping, not for trucks.

nivdes
Jan 3, 2008

Freedom from democracy

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I know it's not Craigslist, but...


Click here for the full 759x1127 image.


http://www.autotraderclassics.com/details/?adId=90371835

How the hell could you POSSIBLY restore this?

Aeilerto
Mar 3, 2007

Freedom Fries!

Desunive posted:

I know it's not Craigslist, but...


Click here for the full 759x1127 image.


http://www.autotraderclassics.com/details/?adId=90371835

How the hell could you POSSIBLY restore this?

I like how he lists the transmission as "automatic", if nothing else, he's certainly optimistic.

fishmech_1.1_RC
Jul 22, 2003

Desunive posted:

I know it's not Craigslist, but...


Click here for the full 759x1127 image.


http://www.autotraderclassics.com/details/?adId=90371835

How the hell could you POSSIBLY restore this?

WORTHLESS

nivdes
Jan 3, 2008

Freedom from democracy

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Contraband posted:

WORTHLESS

Given how rusted out it is, it's not even worth scrapping.

Aeilerto
Mar 3, 2007

Freedom Fries!

Desunive posted:

Given how rusted out it is, it's not even worth scrapping.

Well, somebody better tell that to "Classic cars of SC" (the guy selling the Dort), looks like he's in the heap business;


DELUXE!!!
http://www.autotraderclassics.com/details?adId=79268777





Rapid Roy that stock car boy...

http://www.autotraderclassics.com/details?adId=82680296




This Lincoln isn't looking very continental;

http://www.autotraderclassics.com/details?adId=90180385

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Desunive posted:

I know it's not Craigslist, but...


Click here for the full 759x1127 image.


http://www.autotraderclassics.com/details/?adId=90371835

How the hell could you POSSIBLY restore this?
I've seen people restore from less. As long as the chassis is there, most of the other stuff can be made up.

nivdes
Jan 3, 2008

Freedom from democracy

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You Am I posted:

I've seen people restore from less. As long as the chassis is there, most of the other stuff can be made up.

But how? It's rusted beyond recognition.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Desunive posted:

But how? It's rusted beyond recognition.

And it was in a fire. Even the stuff that isn't compromised by rust might be weakened from the fire.

If someone has another one of those and needs a few non-structural bits and pieces, maybe it's worth it. I dunno. But that car is never getting restored.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Desunive posted:

But how? It's rusted beyond recognition.
Mechanically, looking at the photos, it is all there. Interior for those can be remade from photos.

nivdes
Jan 3, 2008

Freedom from democracy

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Even if you could restore it, there is absolutely no way that the Dort could be road legal.

Kurten
May 28, 2001

100% less banned. 50% more sober. 0% less bitter. NOW WITH LOWER BLOOD PRESSURE!

VideoTapir posted:

And it was in a fire. Even the stuff that isn't compromised by rust might be weakened from the fire.

If someone has another one of those and needs a few non-structural bits and pieces, maybe it's worth it. I dunno. But that car is never getting restored.

If its been in a fire, unless it was a very minor fire (and from the photos: it sure wasn't) and got nowhere near the frame...the car is done. If the frame has been toasted it is done. From those pictures, there's absolutely nothing left on that car to restore. Maybe the head on the engine. Maybe. Otherwise? poo poo no, that's scrap metal, if you can find a scrapper who would bother.


You Am I posted:

I've seen people restore from less. As long as the chassis is there, most of the other stuff can be made up.

"Chassis"? :confused:

You Am I posted:

Mechanically, looking at the photos, it is all there.

:lol:

nivdes
Jan 3, 2008

Freedom from democracy

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You Am I posted:

Mechanically, looking at the photos, it is all there. Interior for those can be remade from photos.

Then buy it and keep us posted about your awesome new project :rolleyes:

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Kurten posted:

From those pictures, there's absolutely nothing left on that car to restore.
If there's something with a serial number on it, you can restore it from that. I read an article in Motor Trend once about a "Model A" that was really just a sprint car with an ooga horn, and somehow street legal.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Aeilerto posted:

Well, somebody better tell that to "Classic cars of SC" (the guy selling the Dort), looks like he's in the heap business;


DELUXE!!!
http://www.autotraderclassics.com/details?adId=79268777





Rapid Roy that stock car boy...

http://www.autotraderclassics.com/details?adId=82680296




This Lincoln isn't looking very continental;

http://www.autotraderclassics.com/details?adId=90180385



That could really be just about anybody in Appalachia's front yard.

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429cj
Dec 25, 2006

by Ozma

Aeilerto posted:

Well, somebody better tell that to "Classic cars of SC" (the guy selling the Dort), looks like he's in the heap business;


DELUXE!!!
http://www.autotraderclassics.com/details?adId=79268777





Rapid Roy that stock car boy...

http://www.autotraderclassics.com/details?adId=82680296




This Lincoln isn't looking very continental;

http://www.autotraderclassics.com/details?adId=90180385



I honestly want to buy one of those just to put in my yard. They look so great because of their decrepit state... Restore and drivable... not so much.

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