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MrSaturn: Sep 8, 2004; Go ahead, laugh. They all laugh at first...

Lusso posted:

I've always wanted one of these, but the automatic transmission is a deal breaker.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/cto/906544069.html

Extra points for the #3 floor mats.

oh sweet thanks for the screenshot

# ? Nov 13, 2008 14:46

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AnomalousBoners: Dec 22, 2007; by Ozma

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/917168441.html

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# ? Nov 13, 2008 14:54

FlerpNerpin: Apr 17, 2006

That RC51 makes me so sad. Such a beautiful bike, till that retard got a hold of it.

# ? Nov 13, 2008 15:39

Tan Dumplord: Mar 9, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

RealKyleH posted:

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/917168441.html

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Vette owner... about like this |________|
Ricer... not so much |___|

GET IT GUYS? BUY THIS CAR AND YOU WILL HAVE A HUGE PENIS. IF YOU WERE TO BUY A HONDA, YOUR PENIS WOULD NOT BE AS LARGE.

# ? Nov 13, 2008 15:56

deratomicdog: Nov 2, 2005; Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/917306880.html
PRICE FIRM

# ? Nov 13, 2008 16:15

slidebite: Nov 6, 2005; Good egg

deratomicdog posted:

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/917306880.html
PRICE FIRM

The REBUILT EXHAUST SYSTEM is worth it alone.

# ? Nov 13, 2008 16:35

R. P. McMurphy: Jan 1, 2008; by Fistgrrl

snugglz posted:

Not car related per-se, but certainly craigslist gold:

Armored car robber recruits decoys on CL

He got caught about a week ago.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/06/police_catch_craigslist_robber_suspect/

# ? Nov 13, 2008 16:48

Lusso: Jul 1, 2003

MrSaturn posted:

oh sweet thanks for the screenshot

Sorry, here's one:

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1987 Chevrolet Camaro Iroc-Z - $1950

# ? Nov 13, 2008 23:44

dietcokefiend: Apr 28, 2004; HEY ILL HAV 2 TXT U L8TR I JUST DROVE IN 2 A DAYCARE AND SCRATCHED MY RAZR

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/917886033.html

quote:

Im selling my 2008 NINJA 650R 1300 miles, comes with helmet. Its lime green and black, oiled chain every 300 miles, oil changed twice now. Imasking 4200 when its worth 4600. please no lowballers WILL ACCEPT PARTIAL TRADE N CASH!!! Also, it was downed on both sides but scratches are minimul. This bike runs great and can b a learner bike or a racer.

email me at dog_halocaust@yahoo.com

call me @ 513-280-0855

Used, barely below MSRP, down on both sides with hosed up fairings. What a loving steal!

Or this

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/903420089.html

quote:

i have a black 2008 ninja 250R. It has 4100 miles on it right now i drive it every day its nice out. it has a $580 full yoshi exhaust. A black wind shield, green neons and a dyno jet kit in the carb. the jet kit cost a $100 that does not include having it installed. this bike runs very good. its fast and its a very good starter bike or a good bike to run around town on. $4400 O.B.O.

4000 miles, 400 ABOVE MSRP, modded. God I hate this area for motorcycle prices.

# ? Nov 14, 2008 00:19

VideoTapir: Oct 18, 2005; He'll tire eventually.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cto/917419638.html

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# ? Nov 14, 2008 10:42

angryhampster: Oct 21, 2005

Would this be a bad decision for a winter beater/battlewagon?

$700

A few cans of matte black would bring it right out.

# ? Nov 14, 2008 11:37

Suburban Dad: Jan 10, 2007; Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself

angryhampster posted:

Would this be a bad decision for a winter beater/battlewagon?

$700

A few cans of matte black would bring it right out.

As a former DSM owner, yes.(bad decision) That is unless you don't want your car to start every morning.

# ? Nov 14, 2008 12:27

MrKatharsis: Nov 29, 2003; feel the bern

dietcokefiend posted:

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/903420089.html

4000 miles, 400 ABOVE MSRP, modded. God I hate this area for motorcycle prices.

That's the cheapest used '08 ninja 250 I've seen yet. Why does everyone put an exhaust on them?

# ? Nov 14, 2008 15:03

Pvt. Public: Sep 9, 2004; I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.

MrKatharsis posted:

That's the cheapest used '08 ninja 250 I've seen yet. Why does everyone put an exhaust on them?

Because people are faggots. To contribute:

http://chambana.craigslist.org/cto/918418548.html

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# ? Nov 14, 2008 15:31

DAT RAM: Dec 28, 2003; Laissez les bons temps rouler

I'm not really sure what is going on here.

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/cto/918689705.html

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# ? Nov 14, 2008 16:30

kuffs: Mar 29, 2007; Projectile Dysfunction

dietcokefiend posted:

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/917886033.html

email me at dog_halocaust@yahoo.com

That's probably the best email address for a resume. I can't figure out if he just doesn't know how to spell 'holocaust' or if it's supposed to be some retarded play on Halo.

Hitler's Dog Breeder posted:

Imasking 4200

No, never mind, he's a loving idiot.

# ? Nov 14, 2008 17:14

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

VideoTapir posted:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cto/917419638.html

Is it wrong of me to think that actually looks pretty decent? :shobon:

# ? Nov 14, 2008 17:49

Blooot: Mar 19, 2001

Boat posted:

Is it wrong of me to think that actually looks pretty decent?

Not when the stock front end of a Del Sol is basically a tampon applicator.

# ? Nov 14, 2008 18:09

VideoTapir: Oct 18, 2005; He'll tire eventually.

The Integra parts are probably stolen.

# ? Nov 14, 2008 21:26

Chairon: Aug 13, 2007; I once was a man. Well,I suppose I still am.

Just found this one.

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It won't turn over because the clutch is stuck together. Also this one. It actually looks like a reasonable deal, it's probably got massive miles though. I just loved the pool of oil under it though. If I had the cash and not had a bum leg i'd probably get it, looks really nice.

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Chairon fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Nov 15, 2008

# ? Nov 15, 2008 06:17

VideoTapir: Oct 18, 2005; He'll tire eventually.

It's not hot! It's just not paid for! Come and get it!

http://mohave.craigslist.org/mcy/918989278.html

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# ? Nov 15, 2008 06:30

VideoTapir: Oct 18, 2005; He'll tire eventually.

Rebel clone! I totally can't tell the difference! And 50 MPH? With only 200CC? YOU ARE A MAD MAN!

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# ? Nov 15, 2008 07:20

nine times: Nov 30, 2005; Hit the noob and win a free iPod!

I'm speechless.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/919754800.html

# ? Nov 15, 2008 20:30

Lowclock: Oct 26, 2005

Hahaha that's ridiculous. "I was told this car is bone stock" Well, you see, I've got this bridge for sale...

It's probably faster and more stable at speed than the original at least.

# ? Nov 15, 2008 21:45

VideoTapir: Oct 18, 2005; He'll tire eventually.

nine times posted:

I'm speechless.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/919754800.html

If the body is in good shape, that might be worth buying to restore, even if not completely original, at least to some semblance of its original form. Isettas are worth some coin.

PLUS you'd have that bitchin' air-car thingy that you could toss any old seats and whatnot on.

# ? Nov 15, 2008 21:47

DAT RAM: Dec 28, 2003; Laissez les bons temps rouler

nine times posted:

I'm speechless.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/919754800.html

God I hope that thing is as loud as an airboat.

# ? Nov 15, 2008 23:15

Pompous Rhombus: Mar 11, 2007

What would Jesus drive?

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Doesn't come with music

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craigslist.jpg

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# ? Nov 16, 2008 16:21

nine times: Nov 30, 2005; Hit the noob and win a free iPod!

Pompous Rhombus posted:

What would Jesus drive?

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Jesus is actually a pretty common name in Latin America, where it is pronounced "Hey-SOOS".

# ? Nov 16, 2008 17:24

AnomalousBoners: Dec 22, 2007; by Ozma

nine times posted:

Jesus is actually a pretty common name in Latin America, where it is pronounced "Hey-SOOS".

hey thanks for this

# ? Nov 16, 2008 17:33

Suburban Dad: Jan 10, 2007; Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself

Found yet another gem.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/921308375.html

Edit: I did try and find the matching "erotic" ad for her, but couldn't find anything by just searching for "Candace."

# ? Nov 16, 2008 21:46

AnomalousBoners: Dec 22, 2007; by Ozma

DreamOn13 posted:

Found yet another gem.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/921308375.html

Edit: I did try and find the matching "erotic" ad for her, but couldn't find anything by just searching for "Candace."

I dont think I would want to purchase a whore's car. Probably smells funky.

# ? Nov 16, 2008 22:03

slidebite: Nov 6, 2005; Good egg

DreamOn13 posted:

Found yet another gem.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/921308375.html

skanks ad posted:

Front end damage drivers side from when I was drunk LOL

# ? Nov 16, 2008 22:17

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

gently caress. YEAH.

quote:

1970 Cadillac Hearse "BIG EVIL" Show Car

There has only been a handful of legendary quality hearses ever built. Tony Stewart's hearse, the MTX Terminator, the Cargoyle, and now BIGEVIL.
This 1970 3-way (rear suicide doors) features a 383 stroker engine with replica Hilborn injector stacks (there is actually a Holley 600 cfm under there). The engine and turbo 350 trans with a 2,500 rpm stall converter have less than 5,000 miles on them. 22 inch Foose wheels with new rubber, TWO 24 inch subwoofers (no that�s not a misprint) that are tuned to about 30hz, Bass so deep it will make your inner child cry! 3 Audiobahn amplifiers totaling 6400 watts of power, 5 batteries, DVD player with ipod interface, center channel with 5.1 surround, a 20 inch fold down TV, back to back casket seats, fully electric overhead air conditioning with a 5k/10k watt inverter. The ELECTRIC AC that can run up 3 hours without the car engine not even running. The textured paint job is very unique and done by a professional artist. It looks and feels just like weathered slate granite. These pictures do not do it justice. The main focal point inside the car is the 2 theatrical cremation ovens complete with simulated flames, the list goes on and on and on.

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/923344602.html

The ITBs are replicas, but a Cadillac Hearse, customized, with a 383 is loving awesome as poo poo.

# ? Nov 18, 2008 06:24

VideoTapir: Oct 18, 2005; He'll tire eventually.

Rear Admiral BOOYA posted:

gently caress. YEAH.

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/923344602.html

The ITBs are replicas, but a Cadillac Hearse, customized, with a 383 is loving awesome as poo poo.

Gimmicky as hell, but I'm fascinated by that paint.

# ? Nov 18, 2008 07:05

titanium: Mar 11, 2004; NONE SHALL PASS!

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/cto/903489625.html

Nissan Sunny GTIR is a pretty sweet find in MN

# ? Nov 18, 2008 07:49

VideoTapir: Oct 18, 2005; He'll tire eventually.

titanium posted:

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/cto/903489625.html

Nissan Sunny GTIR is a pretty sweet find in MN

post screenshots, or at least a pic + text. If you don't, when the ad goes away people won't know what the gently caress you're on about.

Also, there is no way in HELL that car is legal. And I thought that was the pulsar? Same car?

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# ? Nov 18, 2008 08:03

Aeilerto: Mar 3, 2007; Freedom Fries!

Some assembly required;

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars...kparms=72%3A727|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318

An optimist posted:

I AM SELLING MY 1993 HONDA DELSOL D15 ENGINE IN GREAT CONDITION. I WAS IN THE PROCESS OF CONVERTING IT TO A SKYLINE WHICH I HAVE INVESTED WELL OVER $8000.00 ALREADY, BUT LIKE ALWAYS STUFF HAPPENS AND NOW MY WIFE IS PREGNANT.SO IT LEAVES ME NO CHOICE BUT TO SELL AND CUT MY LOSS. WHERE SHOULD I BEGIN, THE CAR IS IN GOOD CONDITION THE DOORS HAD SOME DINGS BUT I BONDO THEM AND SANDED , THEY JUST NEED SOME MORE SANDING AND ITS DONE.THE SKYLINE KIT CALLED FOR THE GAS CAP TO BE MOVED A FOOT ABOVE THE ORIGINAL, WHICH WAS THE HARDEST OF THE PROJECT BUT CAME OUT NICE AND SAVED ME ALOT OF MONEY BECAUSE I DID IT MYSELF. THE SKYLINE KIT CAN BE PUT ON WITH SELF TAPPING SCREWS WHICH IS THE EASIEST PART AND THEN IT GOES TO THE SHOP FOR MOLDING AND PAINTING. I ESTIMATE ANOTHER 2000.00 AND YOU HAVE A CAR THATS WORTH ABOUT 10000.00-13000.00. EVERYTHING I BOUGHT IS NEW, CHECK OUT THE PICTURES AND IF ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS EMAIL ME. PLEASE SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY THANK YOU. THE LAST 2 PICTURES ON THE BOTTOM IS A FINISHED VERSION OF WHAT THE CAR WILL LOOK LIKE WHEN DONE (NOT THE ACTUAL CAR IM SELLING). HERES A LIST OF WHAT I BOUGHT

Waffleimages isn't working, I'll post a screenshot later but the auction has 5 days left

# ? Nov 18, 2008 09:58

Adiabatic: Nov 18, 2007; What have you assholes done now?

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/cto/926287443.html

Seriously? If you're going to put a 350 into a Mustang, why choose an LT1? Not to say anything else would be any less stupid. Good luck getting your $20k brosef.

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\/\/\/ Was working on it as you spoke

Adiabatic fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Nov 20, 2008

# ? Nov 20, 2008 06:41

VideoTapir: Oct 18, 2005; He'll tire eventually.

Adiabatic posted:

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/cto/926287443.html

Seriously? If you're going to put a 350 into a Mustang, why choose an LT1? Not to say anything else would be any less stupid. Good luck getting your $20k brosef.

Post a screenshot

# ? Nov 20, 2008 06:47

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cmorrow001: Feb 22, 2003; apparently I shouldn't ask about pirating Windows

Adiabatic posted:

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/cto/926287443.html

Seriously? If you're going to put a 350 into a Mustang, why choose an LT1? Not to say anything else would be any less stupid. Good luck getting your $20k brosef.

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\/\/\/ Was working on it as you spoke

Oh Grand Rapids...why do you have to make MI look so bad.

# ? Nov 20, 2008 17:08

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