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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1975-Slant-Nose-Turbo-W0QQAdIdZ110289312

This thing is literally around the corner from me and I had no idea.

Good thing he's asking as much for it as he is or I'd probably go over there right now and buy it.

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Cpaka
Jun 6, 2007

Dad is gonna be soo f'in pist, bro. :argh:


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http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/1055430997.html

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Flagged best of, miscategorized, AND spam (for the $1 price)

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"

slidebite posted:

:flashfap:

Hey, if it's either that or a slightly used Boxter, is the decision really that difficult?

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry

http://anchorage.craigslist.org/cto/1054555802.html

quote:

1986 el camino - $15000 (Palmer)
Reply to: sale-1054555802@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-02-28, 11:33AM AKST


1986 El Camino. It's a beauty! In April of 2008 I had a 350 ramjet engine installed at the price of $9,821.00. I have all the documentation of all parts installed. 2,253 miles on new engine! I had it painted in summer of 2007. The price is firm on this car! I will send pics to anyone interested. Email address is rdoggie23@gci.net




* Location: Palmer
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1054555802

I don't even know what to say about this, other than the guy must have been born in the back of that car to want that much.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Advent Horizon posted:

I don't even know what to say about this, other than the guy must have been born in the back of that car to want that much.

Hey, he probably put $15K into it (HAS RECEIPTS) that must mean it's worth it, right?



Right?

quote:

Hey, if it's either that or a slightly used Boxter, is the decision really that difficult?
Putting it that way, maybe I can convince the wife this is a better idea than the Superbeetle Ragtop I'm looking at. :downs:

Stemmler
May 17, 2004


Obama CRV

I hope they accidently added an extra 0


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http://longisland.craigslist.org/cto/1056608619.html

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

Stemmler posted:

Obama CRV

I hope they accidently added an extra 0


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http://longisland.craigslist.org/cto/1056608619.html

Why does it look like a bad photoshop?

Lightbulb Out
Apr 28, 2006

slack jawed yokel

DropShadow posted:

Why does it look like a bad photoshop?

I'm guessing that it is.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Phangor posted:

Segways are pretty AI, right? Its a scooter... Not exactly nudity, but tagging as nws for the skimpy clothing, better safe than sorry.

:nws: Segway 167 not working but makes a great table
Are Segways big in the Dominatrix scene? Do they ride over each-other, or something?

Advent Horizon posted:

http://anchorage.craigslist.org/cto/1054555802.html


I don't even know what to say about this, other than the guy must have been born in the back of that car to want that much.
How do you spend almost ten grand on a 350? What is wrong with this guy?

And why the hell not post pictures, is he worried people will laugh at him?

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Mar 2, 2009

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern
Right-hand drive Saturn station wagon:

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/cto/1056671108.html



quote:

2000 Saturn Wagon R.H.D. - $7500 (Gainesville, FL)
Reply to: sale-1056671108@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-02, 10:33AM EST


2000 Saturn Station Wagon with Right-Hand Drive. Well maintained and in excellent condition. New tires & brakes. New Engine & Transmission installed in March 08. 126k miles total on car. AC works great. 4 cyclinder gets great gas mileage.
Power Steering
Power Brakes
Power Locks
Power Windows
Keyless entry

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
It's a 1978 Dodge Magnum... DAYTONA!

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/1047060345.html



You all wish you could be as cool as him. :colbert:

Coffee Jones
Jul 4, 2004

16 bit? Back when we was kids we only got a single bit on Christmas, as a treat
And we had to share it!
this car comes with a story:

Once upon a time there was an ungrateful ugly money pit that only became slightly more functional as more money was shoveled in, but no less ugly and ungrateful.


kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Professor Bling posted:

It's a 1978 Dodge Magnum... DAYTONA!

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/1047060345.html



You all wish you could be as cool as him. :colbert:
I emailed the dude and to his credit, he is overall a huge fan of the old Dodge Magnums:

guy posted:

No, are you looking for a regular 1978 Dodge Magnum? The GT big block car with the Daytona package is not a parts car. If you are interested in another car I can send you some pictures and info of some other 78 Dodge Magnums we have for sale that do not have the GT Daytona package.
It's a pretty suave looking car without that (Superbird?) spoiler on it.

Grimster
May 15, 2004

you suck

Professor Bling posted:

It's a 1978 Dodge Magnum... DAYTONA!

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/1047060345.html



You all wish you could be as cool as him. :colbert:

Take the stupid wing off and the lettering, drop the asking price 50% and you got some real craigslist gold.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Is a coherent sentence really too much to ask? Oh wait, it's Craigslist...


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Edit: here are two more I saved a while ago and forgot to upload (I'll be honest, I cheated and searched terms like "show XXX" and "invested":


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401k's are for suckas, you're better off investing that 30k in tricking out a light truck.


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The color pushes this Civic into a scintillating galaxy of :barf:

Pompous Rhombus fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Mar 8, 2009

Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005

Ramrod XTreme
Super-reliable cars like Toyotas and Volvo have been known to occasionally run over 400k miles, but that is rarely the rule. What about a Porsche 944 with over 465k miles on it, still somebody's daily driver?


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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/1066549177.html


Ok it's pretty awesome.

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
gently caress yeah it's awesome, that's the kind of car that makes me want to bus it across the country and have a funky adventure trying to drive it back. On one hand it's a Festiva, on the other it'd be riding on those tires. What do you think 3,000 miles worth of fuel'd end up being?

enziarro fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Mar 9, 2009

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

kimbo305 posted:

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/1066549177.html


Ok it's pretty awesome.
Needs American flags on the doors. Not enough American on that Korean car for me :colbert:

Kurten
May 28, 2001

100% less banned. 50% more sober. 0% less bitter. NOW WITH LOWER BLOOD PRESSURE!

kimbo305 posted:

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/1066549177.html


Ok it's pretty awesome.

The location does not surprise me at all. :)

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
If that Festiva was in Texas I'd buy it immediately and take it to Galveston every weekend this summer.

MrSaturn
Sep 8, 2004

Go ahead, laugh. They all laugh at first...

Pompous Rhombus posted:


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The color pushes this Civic into a scintillating galaxy of :barf:

"I'm looking for land" is the best barter offer I've ever read. YES PLEASE HERE TAKE MY FARM FOR YOUR BOOGERMOBILE

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma

kimbo305 posted:

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/1066549177.html


Ok it's pretty awesome.

God drat thats cool.

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

The owner of the Festiva has edited the ad:

quote:

LIFTED FESTIVA UPDATE!!!!
OK first person to bring me minimum of $400 cash gets the cars. Im not holding for anyone been screwed over twice now. If you want me to hold then gimme some cash for me to hold it. CAR IS NOT FIXED!!!if the stupid weather would cooperate i will be able to work on it.i got it back together but something is still wrong with it. Any questions txt me at XXX-XXX-XXXX or email at XXX@hotmail.com

(emphasis mine)

Previously ...

quote:

IHAVE FIXED THE CAR!!!

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/1066549177.html

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

MrSaturn posted:

"I'm looking for land" is the best barter offer I've ever read. YES PLEASE HERE TAKE MY FARM FOR YOUR BOOGERMOBILE

Come down to Arkansas. They do it in both directions here.

quote:

fully custom 1976 corvette stingray - $15500 (fayetteville)
Date: 2009-03-03, 12:58PM CST


**Too many extras to mention, a must own....95% complete
2 ways to get this car!!!

1. $15500 obo, we'll talk. would consider financing up to $4000 or $5000

2. Would trade car out right to have someone build me a livable structure on my land. They would need to cover materials and labor.
building needs to be roughly a 20 x 20 with small 4 x 20 covered patio. stairs to a lofted/sloped bedroom.

Interested in either option, let me know..

quote:

buildable lot (Bella Vista)
Date: 2009-03-09, 12:47PM CDT


I have a nice buildable lot in Bella Vista I would trade for, car van rv, boat oh yes even cash, but nothing that eats.

For the benefits of owning property in BV go to (website)

Then email me with your reasonable offer.

oxbrain
Aug 18, 2005

Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip and come on up to the mothership.
That festiva is about 45 miles from me, but I have neither the cash or space for it and I never go offroading. It's traded hands in the area a few times.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

oxbrain posted:

That festiva is about 45 miles from me, but I have neither the cash or space for it and I never go offroading. It's traded hands in the area a few times.
You want it oxbrain, you want it *does Force mind control* ;)

oxbrain
Aug 18, 2005

Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip and come on up to the mothership.

You Am I posted:

You want it oxbrain, you want it *does Force mind control* ;)

That $400 is going to a much better cause.

:ssh:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


oxbrain posted:

That $400 is going to a much better cause.

:ssh:

Better than a lifted Festiva?

I refuse to believe it, sir :colbert:

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
He's making a Fetiva trebuchet. :v:

spipedong
Nov 17, 2005
registered loser
Zeldacar!

mungtor
May 3, 2005

Yeah, I hate me too.
Nap Ghost
A lifted Festiva is not as cool as this.


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Between the unlimited RPMs and the many custum parts, I think the price is far too low.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Suzuki Sameria

nanodroogie
Apr 27, 2006

The Fritos are antiquated.
Enzo on craigslist. $1.2 million.
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ctd/1071303462.html


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tractorcrusher
Sep 29, 2003

Huh huh huh huh huh! And you just said Hi! Hi! Hi! Heh heh heh! You sounded like ahh ha ha my niece! And she's six months old ha ha ha!

nanodroogie posted:

Enzo on craigslist. $1.2 million.
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ctd/1071303462.html

Goon GB? We can put this on our battle/cruise ship.

stevobob
Nov 16, 2008

Alchemy - the study of how to turn LS1's into a 20B. :science:


Not gold, so much as :gonk:

http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1976-Chevrolet-Corvette-W0QQAdIdZ75744367


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stevobob fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Mar 12, 2009

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

mungtor posted:

A lifted Festiva is not as cool as this.


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Between the unlimited RPMs and the many custum parts, I think the price is far too low.

I WISH I had saved the ad for the RX-7 with Chevette Diesel swap. I saw it when it was up and it looked pretty good.

...for RADL trolling.

Throatwarbler fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Mar 12, 2009

twentyfortynine
Mar 10, 2007

Strictly speaking, I'm never supposed to do this. But have you got a better idea?
Simply stunning. On several levels.



http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cto/1069712559.html

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Moxie Omen
Mar 15, 2008

Kitsune 2049 posted:

Simply stunning. On several levels.



http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cto/1069712559.html

no lie, I would buy the poo poo out of this.

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