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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Two Finger posted:

Yeah it's a bit noisy.
Holy crap, makes my car sound like an electric job :D

<edit>

Fuuck, more noise = more fun :cool:

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Mar 28, 2009

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Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
Craigslist: Bastion of efficiency.



http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-Chevrolet-x-police-car-Calgary-Please-contact-W0QQAdIdZ116672772

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
Anyone hazard to guess what one of the most hilariously unlikely stuntbikes would be? If you guessed CBR125, you get a cookie.





Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Obligatory "Boy, sure wish they sold those here" post from a US user.

Sgt Fox
Dec 21, 2004

It's the buzzer I love the most. Makes me feel alive. Makes the V8's dead.
Someone doesn't understand what REDUCED means.

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
No, see, you're missing out on what he truly reduced. Cast your attention to the punctuation, and you will see that he's reduced the number of exclamation points by ~70%!

Ah, Pompous, you're missing out. They're fun for what they are, and now that they've been out a couple of years, the prices are at least falling off to a reasonable point. It was kind of weird riding a bike that was nearly silent (well, up until you hung it on the redline trying to get up any respectable grade). Compared to the EX250, it's just another order smaller and easier to flick about. I'm a big guy, though, so I'm sure when I was riding it I looked like some sort of inconsiderate jockey. If I had one for myself (this was actually my ex's first bike), I would definitely uprate the suspension to cope with my weight, put a more capable braking system on, and ditch the lovely stock rubber.

I really, really wish I still had the video of me flogging it along a twisty road, fully decked out in my leathers, hanginge far off on each corner, trying to keep speed up. Still not sure how anyone would ever consider it a stunt bike, though. :iiam:

Wandering Idiot
Jul 22, 2003

by Ozma
http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/1094011406.html


Click here for the full 1280x800 image.


Pictures:

https://wi.somethingawful.com/9a/9a754b6d176d13b4f3f9893290650fa6a81cb143.jpg

https://wi.somethingawful.com/f4/f49b36497a49e04e9a1abcfabb54c435c6809235.jpg

https://wi.somethingawful.com/44/445ad910851ffa3ee94e16f85b64c7506227d843.jpg

https://wi.somethingawful.com/34/347cc9a305db9bde7d5a62e9e79f396ab5d7944f.jpg

quote:

S-10 383 STROKER SALE/TRADE (HUNTSVILLE ALABAMA)
Reply to: sale-sbr77-1094011406@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-26, 10:46PM CDT


1992 s-10-automatic with console and floor shifter-new tires-brand new interior-new tires-350 short block bored 30 over with all new parts top to bottom. This is a really nice truck that was done right.
SPLASH STEPSIDE BED
THIS IS A MUST SEE
dgptts@yahoo.com
256-534-0048



Yes. An early 90s S10 with a Ford Splash bed. Not only that, but it's an auto trans with console and floor shifters. Why??? I also suspect that the only thing that ever gets into the bed of that truck is just empty :nattyburn: cans.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Sgt Fox posted:

Someone doesn't understand what REDUCED means.


Nice find. Send that image to him and see what he says :)

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/1097486324.html

No picture is needed, because the real :v: is found in the writeup.

quote:

I AM GOING TO LOWER THE PRICE $50 EVERYDAY UNTILL THE PRICE IS SO LOW THAT IT WILL BE MORE FUN TO SET IT ON FIRE AND DANCE AROUND IT THAN SELL IT.

null0ne
Jul 18, 2006

Simkin posted:

No, see, you're missing out on what he truly reduced. Cast your attention to the punctuation, and you will see that he's reduced the number of exclamation points by ~70%!

Ah, Pompous, you're missing out. They're fun for what they are, and now that they've been out a couple of years, the prices are at least falling off to a reasonable point. It was kind of weird riding a bike that was nearly silent (well, up until you hung it on the redline trying to get up any respectable grade). Compared to the EX250, it's just another order smaller and easier to flick about. I'm a big guy, though, so I'm sure when I was riding it I looked like some sort of inconsiderate jockey. If I had one for myself (this was actually my ex's first bike), I would definitely uprate the suspension to cope with my weight, put a more capable braking system on, and ditch the lovely stock rubber.

I really, really wish I still had the video of me flogging it along a twisty road, fully decked out in my leathers, hanginge far off on each corner, trying to keep speed up. Still not sure how anyone would ever consider it a stunt bike, though. :iiam:

I thought you can clutch a 125 onto one wheel, and could probably stoppie it. Seems like a decent beginner stunt bike to me if that's what you're into, but I could be wrong.

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

null0ne posted:

I thought you can clutch a 125 onto one wheel, and could probably stoppie it. Seems like a decent beginner stunt bike to me if that's what you're into, but I could be wrong.

Its a bad attempt at a trials bike, a really bad attempt.

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
Well, I guess I stand corrected.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhb-bUy8COA&feature=related

I was always pretty sure that the forks would fold themselves in half in any situation other than normal riding, and that the front brakes were barely adequate for regular conditions, let alone stunting.

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma

Simkin posted:

Well, I guess I stand corrected.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhb-bUy8COA&feature=related

I was always pretty sure that the forks would fold themselves in half in any situation other than normal riding, and that the front brakes were barely adequate for regular conditions, let alone stunting.

From related vids:
This was one of the saddest bike drag races ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA5_-k8OzaI&feature=related

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
That ain't got poo poo on this one. :downsgun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WjyIhlnWVM&feature=related

fatman1683
Jan 8, 2004
.

Simkin posted:

That ain't got poo poo on this one. :downsgun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WjyIhlnWVM&feature=related

This is almost hypnotic. Normally drag races are aflush with emotion, tension and anticipation. But this, this is just so...leisurely.

Makes me want to light up a cigar and have a glass of cognac. Since, you know, I've got the time.

DrChu
May 14, 2002

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/ctd/1096093121.html


Click here for the full 810x933 image.


As far as I can tell the "1993 Suzuki Sprint" is a completely made up vehicle. Maybe its a Mitsubishi Mirage, or Eagle Summit, or Dodge/Plymouth Colt, but not a Suzuki.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

DrChu posted:

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/ctd/1096093121.html


Click here for the full 810x933 image.


As far as I can tell the "1993 Suzuki Sprint" is a completely made up vehicle. Maybe its a Mitsubishi Mirage, or Eagle Summit, or Dodge/Plymouth Colt, but not a Suzuki.

IIRC, the CHEVY Sprint was a Suzuki Cultus.

Someone is just confused.

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

DrChu posted:

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/ctd/1096093121.html


Click here for the full 810x933 image.


As far as I can tell the "1993 Suzuki Sprint" is a completely made up vehicle. Maybe its a Mitsubishi Mirage, or Eagle Summit, or Dodge/Plymouth Colt, but not a Suzuki.

That's definitely an 89-92 Mitsubishi Mirage or Dodge Colt, hard to tell without being able to see a badge. The Eagle Summit had a different grille.

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
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DropShadow posted:

That's definitely an 89-92 Mitsubishi Mirage or Dodge Colt, hard to tell without being able to see a badge. The Eagle Summit had a different grille.

Says in the text its Dodge Colt.

Tan Dumplord
Mar 9, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

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quote:

1991 Mazda RX7, sporty 2 seater, 6 cyl, 5 speed,alloy wheels,moonroof, 208,000km, $2,995* as is

*CAD :canada:

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

This is AI-relevant because he appears to be in a car?


Anyhow, I just found this on my local CL. I hope to god he's not in my town.

Click here for the full 800x805 image.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
El Camino time!

He needs that dark tint, or the fantastically stock interior might take away from his amazing paint job. This car should be the prize in an Easter Egg hunt.
http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1090835030.html


Click here for the full 1000x669 image.



Holy poo poo did this guy miss the point of this car. But it does have Garnet Paint with Strips, 3 Break Light, Edlbrock Rear Suspension, and is DVD/Ipod Compitiable.

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1087965272.html

Click here for the full 865x781 image.

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Mar 31, 2009

vs Dinosaurs
Mar 14, 2009

DrChu posted:

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/ctd/1096093121.html


Click here for the full 810x933 image.


As far as I can tell the "1993 Suzuki Sprint" is a completely made up vehicle. Maybe its a Mitsubishi Mirage, or Eagle Summit, or Dodge/Plymouth Colt, but not a Suzuki.

Don't worry, it is from a 1/2 million dollar home.

That piece of poo poo has never been parked in any half million dollar home driveway.

vs Dinosaurs fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Mar 31, 2009

mythadile
Jun 19, 2005
http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/1100419059.html

Lancia Beta Coupe as driven by Jeremy Clarkson across the Sahara.

Moxie Omen
Mar 15, 2008

mythadile posted:

http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/1100419059.html

Lancia Beta Coupe as driven by Jeremy Clarkson across the Sahara.

I... I don't even want to know what that thing is doing here.

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl

mythadile posted:

http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/1100419059.html

Lancia Beta Coupe as driven by Jeremy Clarkson across the Sahara.

Ahem... the Makgadikadi, not the Sahara. :eng101:

Edit: also that Beta is 34 years old, there's no way it has only 88k miles. 288k more likely, but the odometer turned over at 200...

OxMan
May 13, 2006

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GRAVE DIGGER
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vs Dinosaurs posted:

Don't worry, it is from a 1/2 million dollar home.

That piece of poo poo has never been parked in any half million dollar home driveway.

I was coming home from work today, and I see this crappy little white geo-looking turd backing up out of a parking lot. I see the brand, Suzuki. And as it turns its side toward me, what does it say on the side fender? SPRINT! Whatever this thing is, there is more than one out there. (I'm in CA) The little badge on the right side also had a number, but it was a bit too far away to see the small detail, it either said 1.5 or IS

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl
Too bad it's in French so you can't appreciate it as much as I do, but this ad has it all -- all caps, numerous misspellings, no mention of engine or transmission, over 100k miles, and it's a 12-year-old A4 -- meaning that the engine may still run but nothing electric in the car is likely to. Oh, and the ad says the guy's never had any problems with the car, but the best picture he has of it was taken in a garage, and not a dealership garage either by the looks of it.

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Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

The body/interior look to be in decent shape despite the age, but I'd hate to see what problems the engine has if the person has taken care of it like a regular car.

Of course it also looks like it's parked on a lot, so mabye the idiot making the ad has no idea.

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/1102633103.html

No pictures, but a $100 '87 Integra that hasn't been started in 7 years. He says tow it away, but I think that with an oil change, new battery, and air in tires it could be made to go. You guys think the timing belt would go once you try and crank it?

Moxie Omen
Mar 15, 2008

Weinertron posted:

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/1102633103.html

No pictures, but a $100 '87 Integra that hasn't been started in 7 years. He says tow it away, but I think that with an oil change, new battery, and air in tires it could be made to go. You guys think the timing belt would go once you try and crank it?

Uh, no title? No thanks.

ursa_minor
Oct 17, 2006

I'm hella in tents.
Anyone want a non-op '84 brat that doesn't run for $3,500?

http://stockton.craigslist.org/cto/1090489705.html

GoblinBomb
Sep 19, 2004
Shit happens when you party naked.

ursa_minor posted:

Anyone want a non-op '84 brat that doesn't run for $3,500?

http://stockton.craigslist.org/cto/1090489705.html

wan 2 trade my non-running car for ur nice boat thx

ursa_minor
Oct 17, 2006

I'm hella in tents.

GoblinBomb posted:

wan 2 trade my non-running car for ur nice boat thx

Also if u have a jet or castle mayB we could work somthing out

vs Dinosaurs
Mar 14, 2009

GoblinBomb posted:

wan 2 trade my non-running car for ur nice boat thx

Or if it only a "merely okay" boat, I'm sure he would take your race car as well and call it a deal.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

ursa_minor posted:

Anyone want a non-op '84 brat that doesn't run for $3,500?

http://stockton.craigslist.org/cto/1090489705.html

Why is it so hard to take screenshots?

ursa_minor
Oct 17, 2006

I'm hella in tents.

Doctor Zero posted:

Why is it so hard to take screenshots?

Here you go, ya baby.

Click here for the full 916x761 image.

destructo
Apr 29, 2006
Let's not be too closed minded maybe it has a KLZE swap :suicide:

pr0zac
Jan 18, 2004

~*lukecagefan69*~


Pillbug

ursa_minor posted:

Anyone want a non-op '84 brat that doesn't run for $3,500?

http://stockton.craigslist.org/cto/1090489705.html

Non-op doesn't mean doesn't run. He even mentions in the ad he'll start it up for you? "can start if u want to see it run"

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Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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Jorsh posted:

Uh, no title? No thanks.

If I were to actually grab this magical $100 car and its stolen / something shady because of the no-title, would I be liable for anything or just out $100?

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