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Apr 6, 2006



Ineptus Mechanicus posted:

http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1125091651.html


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I just searched for "shitbox" to see what came up and I got this.

that idiot posted:

...nedd money to buy 96 toyota for 3200 even though its only worth 1200

So you admit it's only worth $1200, but because the car you want it $3200, then you'll ask $3200 for it?

:psyduck:

I almost want to email this guy with "can you link me to the ad for the camry? I think i'd rather have that for my $3200".

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destructo
Apr 29, 2006
I'm pretty sure that's a joke...

vivacthulhu
Sep 29, 2007
Hasta Victoria Ftaghn!
I finally got my own bit of Craigslist gold. I'm trying to sell one of my project bikes for $500, maybe a bit high, but given how people low ball on craigslist, it's probably the best way to get 300 bux.

15 Minutes later and I had a nibble:

Lonnie posted:

hello what is the least you will take for it the bike thanks

Now I'm fairly (completely) certain this is the same guy who offered me $80 for my 320i that I had listed for $1100 so I decided that for him, $450 was as low as I would go.

Lonnie posted:

so you are telling me you wont $450 for a bike that dus not werk and has not bin regestered for a wile how about this i will give you $50 let me know thanks

oooooo and i just called the dmv it is going to costed alot to get this reg you will be lucky to give this bike away so let me know thats
What pissed me off the most was that I had already gone to the DMV and taken care of getting it retitled, so it was registered and titled, he pulled this same "I dun calleded the DMV" bullshit when he was trying to lowball me on my car.
I let him know he would be better served spending his $50 on Hooked on Phonics. Not today Mr. Redneck, not today.

Moruitelda
Aug 7, 2005

I'll shut you up with my cock, you son of a bitch!

MrSaturn posted:

Not quite. :ssh:

edit: for proof, see this


Holy crap, my MINI Cooper S is a sedan. :monocle:

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


vivacthulhu posted:

I finally got my own bit of Craigslist gold. I'm trying to sell one of my project bikes for $500, maybe a bit high, but given how people low ball on craigslist, it's probably the best way to get 300 bux.

15 Minutes later and I had a nibble:


Now I'm fairly (completely) certain this is the same guy who offered me $80 for my 320i that I had listed for $1100 so I decided that for him, $450 was as low as I would go.

What pissed me off the most was that I had already gone to the DMV and taken care of getting it retitled, so it was registered and titled, he pulled this same "I dun calleded the DMV" bullshit when he was trying to lowball me on my car.
I let him know he would be better served spending his $50 on Hooked on Phonics. Not today Mr. Redneck, not today.

Tell him that you'll take the $50 - give him the address of a known brothel or some seedy corner with ho's - and then call the police on him telling them you saw a man trying to give $50 to a woman in exchange for sexual favors.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Moruitelda posted:

Holy crap, my MINI Cooper S is a sedan. :monocle:

I think my 4 door 1984 Corolla may have been a coupe.

vivacthulhu
Sep 29, 2007
Hasta Victoria Ftaghn!

Otacon posted:

Tell him that you'll take the $50 - give him the address of a known brothel or some seedy corner with ho's - and then call the police on him telling them you saw a man trying to give $50 to a woman in exchange for sexual favors.

"Hwo much fro a browjlab I wul giv u $11.74 let me know tanks"

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

Ineptus Mechanicus posted:

http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1125091651.html


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I just searched for "shitbox" to see what came up and I got this.

Haha, "Ran great when parked [9 years ago], so assuming it still does."

vs Dinosaurs
Mar 14, 2009
Trade For Boat!!!



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el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl
There's that word again, "invested". I can see it becoming more popular -- "I struck out last night so I invested $7 in a porno mag", "I invested two hundred bucks at the casino last night", "I've got a lot invested in this pimp suit", etc. It makes as much sense as saying "I invested money in a neon green paint job for an old pickup".

vs Dinosaurs
Mar 14, 2009
"Invested" makes you feel like not an idiot.

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

Laissez les bons temps rouler
"Invested" always turns up great results.

He "Invested" the time in taking pictures in front of two separate Hooters restaraunts!



el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl

Bob Sapp Please posted:

"Invested" always turns up great results.

He "Invested" the time in taking pictures in front of two separate Hooters restaraunts!

It's so much more value than if he'd only taken two pictures at the same Hooters!

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-BMW-1991-BMW-325i-Convertible-W0QQAdIdZ128495570


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quote:

1991 BMW 325i Convertible
Price: $11,650.00

Wipers for the headlights do not work.
Serious offers please. It’s been really hard trying to decide to sell this so I don’t want to deal with hopeful buyers. Thanks.

If he wanted serious offers he wouldn't be asking twice what the car *might* be worth to a huge e30 enthusiast. Why do people think a well maintained version of a fairly common car, even here in nova scotia.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

vivacthulhu posted:

"Hwo much fro a browjlab I wul giv u $11.74 let me know tanks"
No more erotic service ads on craigslist. Prostitution is solved!

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Elephanthead posted:

No more erotic service ads on craigslist. Prostitution is solved!

"Hello sir, I am interested in purchasing your "LIKE NEW" 2007 Mustang V8 but unfortunately do not have a lot of money. Could we possibly work something out? Perhaps 16 blowjobs, 4 acts of anal sex, and a Rusty Trombone would suffice?

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Otacon posted:

"Hello sir, I am interested in purchasing your "LIKE NEW" 2007 Mustang V8 but unfortunately do not have a lot of money. Could we possibly work something out? Perhaps 16 blowjobs, 4 acts of anal sex, and a Rusty Trombone would suffice?

"Throw in an Angry Pirate and we have a deal" :yarr: :a2m:

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 16:13 on May 18, 2009

z16bitsega
Nov 26, 2005

vs Dinosaurs posted:

Trade For Boat!!!



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Jesus, are those headlights from a Ford van?

vivacthulhu
Sep 29, 2007
Hasta Victoria Ftaghn!

Crustashio posted:

http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-BMW-1991-BMW-325i-Convertible-W0QQAdIdZ128495570


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If he wanted serious offers he wouldn't be asking twice what the car *might* be worth to a huge e30 enthusiast. Why do people think a well maintained version of a fairly common car, even here in nova scotia.

Also his figure of 26 mpg seems on the incredibly optimistic side, maybe that's why it's worth so much.

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

vivacthulhu posted:

Also his figure of 26 mpg seems on the incredibly optimistic side, maybe that's why it's worth so much.

Didn't even notice that. If I do nothing but highway driving, I can mabye get 22. No way an m20 is pushing 26.

Moxie Omen
Mar 15, 2008

Crustashio posted:

Didn't even notice that. If I do nothing but highway driving, I can mabye get 22. No way an m20 is pushing 26.

I've found the biggest difference in getting good highway mileage is making liberal use of cruise control. I've taken long trips in my 325i and managed to squeak ~25 highway out of it.

sadnessboner
Feb 20, 2006
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/FERRARI-REPLICA-355-SPYDER_W0QQitemZ290318372861QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS:B:SRCH:AU:101

ebay posted:

FERRARI REPLICA 355 SPYDER

fOR SALE IS MY 355 SPYDER REPLICA. THIS CAR IS AMAZING THOUSANDS SPENT. LOTS OF NEW PARTS LIKE NEW ALTERNATER,NEW INJECTORS, NEW TYRES ALL ROUND,RE WIRED,NEW STEERING RACK,BRAKES,SUSPENSION RUBBERS AND BUSHES.THE LIST GOES ON.THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST 355 REPLICAS YOU WILL SEE. IT HAS REVERSE CAMERA,REPLICA PADDLE SHIFT,10 STACKER 2HIDDEN SUBS (ALL ALPINE) ALARM,ELEC WINDOWS.IF YOU HAVE LOOKED AT OTHER REPLICAS YOU WILL NOTICE THAT ALOT OF THINGS DONT LINE UP NOT THIS ONE IT ALL LINES UP UNREAL ALOT OF TIME HAS BEEN PUT INTO THIS CAR TO MAKE SURE IT LOOKS LIKE THE REAL THING.SAME HIGHT SAME WIDTH SAME LENGTH. REGRETFUL SALE DUE TO NEW BUISS VENTURE MAY TRADE HARLEY DAVIDSON PHONE JASON 0400977107 CAN DROP OF AT DEPO AT BUYERS COST. ALSO THE INTERIOR IS ALL LEATHER. NUMBER PLATES NOT INCLUDED




and the best part of all, incase the link goes down:

~$42,000USD for a fiero that swapped torsional rigidity for a ferrari bodykit sounds pretty fair right?

sadnessboner fucked around with this message at 10:20 on May 19, 2009

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

sadnessboner posted:






All that body work and it looks like they used a jigsaw for the exhaust cutouts? :psypop:

Coffee Jones
Jul 4, 2004

16 bit? Back when we was kids we only got a single bit on Christmas, as a treat
And we had to share it!

Sir Tonk posted:

Were all Corvairs blue? I've seen like five around town over the years and they're all this color.

just saw one today in white

meatpimp posted:

Last of a breed. Big engine, RWD wagons are extinct.

Does the CTS sport wagon count?

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Coffee Jones posted:

Does the CTS sport wagon count?

Hey, maybe there's hope for bringing back the woolly mammoth, too!

KeanuReevesGhost
Apr 24, 2008

Coffee Jones posted:

just saw one today in white


Does the CTS sport wagon count?

My first thought when bringing up that was "Wait... they made the Chrysler Crossfire into a wagon!?!"

And then I looked again, and wish I knew what I was thinking, sorry.

KeanuReevesGhost fucked around with this message at 01:39 on May 20, 2009

Grimster
May 15, 2004

you suck

vs Dinosaurs posted:

Trade For Boat!!!



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Oh man, I have to admit, I would so drive that. There's always that part of me that's stuck in the late 80s where that sort of thing was "in style" and I would drive the gently caress out of that truck reliving my youth where I was way too poor to afford such a masterpiece of loud contrasting colors.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Grimster posted:

Oh man, I have to admit, I would so drive that. There's always that part of me that's stuck in the late 80s where that sort of thing was "in style" and I would drive the gently caress out of that truck reliving my youth where I was way too poor to afford such a masterpiece of loud contrasting colors.

Part of me wants to use it to carry a few loads of gravel...the jagged kind...and maybe some manure.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Should this be under Cycle Insanity? Either way, it's insane as gently caress

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Cycling/Other-bikes/auction-219003183.htm

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

quote:

JET ENGINE powered mountain bike

* Start price: $449.00
* No reserve No reserve
* Closes: Sat 23 May, 8:23 pm
* Listing #: 219003183

Starting bid: $ Place Bid Auto-bid Auto-bid site help.
Buy Now: $499.00


Yep thats right a jet powered full suspenshion mountain bike.
Now is your chance to own something to really piss the neighbours off!
Full tank of fuel(petrol) lasts three minites.When its running it sounds like 200 shotgun blasts every second (its awesome!!!)it is a valved pulse jet motor
Have not been brave enough to ride it.As the engine glows red hot only inchers from the seat you can tell by the smell of burning hair if you have a problem!
all you need is compressed air no fear!and a 230 volt plug for the igniter to start it.
not for the faint hearted!!!!!!!!

all dumb questions welcome

key words
jet engine rocket motor remote control aircraft after burner


No reserve. No reserve

*
Start price:
$449
*
Your bid:
$
*
Auto-bid Auto-bid help.
* Place bid

Closes: Sat 23 May, 8:23 pm. This auction may auto-extend.

Questions and answers
Ask the seller a question (You must login to ask or answer questions posted.)
Question: What is the thrust of the motor? johnymac (18 ) 8:10 am, Sun 17 May
Answer: sorry i have no idea 8:46 am, Sun 17 May
Question: What is the thrust of the motor? johnymac (18 ) 8:11 am, Sun 17 May
Answer: dont know but exceeds over 200kph on a large rc aircraft not that tha is relevant 8:48 am, Sun 17 May
Question: Do you need a motorcycle licence to ride it? A pilot's licence? gisarme (70 ) 10:13 am, Sun 17 May
Answer: a fire proof suit of armour is the best 10:16 am, Sun 17 May
Question: How fast is it down the 1/4 mile drag strip? kwalker2 (37 ) 12:25 pm, Sun 17 May
Answer: cant tell! eyes watering 2:18 pm, Sun 17 May
Question: If I can get enough spare cash, you'll be hearing from me! This is awesome j_and_j (40 ) 7:26 pm, Sun 17 May
Answer: Cool. Have already booked a room for you in the burns unit! 7:41 pm, Sun 17 May
Question: Did you make this? If so how, i would be interested on making one myself (jet unit) slippery007 (16 ) 10:50 am, Mon 18 May
Answer: these are imposable to make.if you want one buy this! 3:45 pm, Mon 18 May
Question: Are you the engineer that built this?, if not why would you have it if you have never ridden it? Smells hot to me. pod_boy23 (76 ) 4:58 pm, Mon 18 May
Answer: Yep i put it together .But im not a test pilot! And its hot alright red hot! 5:19 pm, Mon 18 May
Question: hay do you have any clue as to how fast this will go and can speed be at all controlled besides holding on brakes... diablo667 (17 ) 10:46 pm, Mon 18 May
Answer: there is no throttle is full or nothing! the speed is up to the victim riding at the time. 10:02 am, Tue 19 May
Question: I think you have been into those kinloch mushrooms with the green and gold tops. niggla (229 ) 8:11 am, Tue 19 May
Answer: yup 10:02 am, Tue 19 May
Question: put up a pic of it running, i want to see red. idle-torque (685 ) 9:31 am, Tue 19 May
Answer: place a bid and you can see it red as much as you want! 10:03 am, Tue 19 May
Question: how much does it cost to fill the tank? cheers otahuhu (300 ) 1:12 pm, Tue 19 May
Answer: 2 bucks! 1:22 pm, Tue 19 May
Question: So, too much Discovery TV for you then? I'll put 50 bucks up if we can have a photo of you on it going down the road! jason.hampton (133 ) 2:08 pm, Tue 19 May
Answer: how much burn cream will fifty bucks buy? 8:41 pm, Tue 19 May
Question: My hips need replacing and I ride the W2K mountain bike track. Do you think I can keep up with the local show offs if I buy this rocket bike ? , Tom. huckelberry (17 ) 10:07 pm, Tue 19 May
Answer: This bike is not for you but i am currently working on a jet powered wheel chair just for old farts.watch this space!!!! 8:27 am, Wed 20 May




AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma

VideoTapir posted:






This is AWESOME

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

VideoTapir posted:






Dear lord.

Somehow I can see this as the fitting ending to an engineering party.

Burn unit and all.

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn
Somebody buy this and do the brakes on it and I'll pay you back + extra in October. :v:

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/cto/1169605543.html


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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Pretty Little Rainbow posted:

Somebody buy this and do the brakes on it and I'll pay you back + extra in October. :v:

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/cto/1169605543.html


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I've always liked AMXs but I don't think that thing would be anything but heartbreak and a whole lot of work.

I wonder what's with the 780# if its in Abbotsford?

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...QAdIdZ129300240


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I think it's a Prelude.

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn

Ahahaa, you could buy a completely mint stock Si VTEC from Japan for that kind of money, but I'll go for the beat to poo poo riced thing.

Taaaaaaarb!
Nov 17, 2008

Electric Space Famicon

Pretty Little Rainbow posted:

Somebody buy this and do the brakes on it and I'll pay you back + extra in October. :v:

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/cto/1169605543.html


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Oh gently caress I would buy that if I had the disposable income! But I don't and I already have one project car :(

stevobob
Nov 16, 2008

Alchemy - the study of how to turn LS1's into a 20B. :science:


sadnessboner posted:



quote:

REGRETFUL SALE DUE TO NEW BUISS VENTURE MAY TRADE HARLEY DAVIDSON

So he needs to sell to fund a business venture but he'll take a Harley. Right.

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn

rotarybob posted:

So he needs to sell to fund a business venture but he'll take a Harley. Right.

REGRETFUL SALE TO FUND SEVERAL KEYS OF COCAINE.

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The Anal Pirate
Jul 8, 2008

Who the hell are you to judge me!?
I've seen a few eBay listings in this thread, is this type of "gold" allowed here?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1991...kparms=72%3A317|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1308#ebayphotohosting

I don't know enough about BMWs to know if its a good deal/bead deal et cetera, but I do think this is one drat fine looking wagon.

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