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I was wondering who could possibly be seriously interested in a $100,000 vehicle advertised on Craigslist (of all places), but then I saw this:
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Jul 1, 2009 22:40
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ENGINE!
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Jul 1, 2009 23:23
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Tai-Pan posted:I believe it is a Monza "Towne Coupe" which sold very few copies, because even by 1979 standards it was ugly as hell. Seeing one in any form is something of a miracle, stickers or no. Few of those cars lasted 10 years let alone, 30. You're not kidding I had the same car in highschool. This is how it looked by 1988. 
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Jul 1, 2009 23:49
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Cavepimp posted:Looks kinda like a Mustang GT!! The truck is only going to go up in value!!!! Wow, my first vehicle was a 88 ranger. No A/C, no power steering and stick shift, that thing was hell learning how to drive. Better have some super low miles for $3399
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Jul 2, 2009 00:03
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Used car dealers are ballsy, but this one takes the cake. 1999 Cavalier with 56k miles for eight thousand dollars. http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/ctd/1248424103.html no screenshot because we all know what a Cavalier looks like.
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Jul 2, 2009 05:24
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Nitrox posted:Used car dealers are ballsy, but this one takes the cake. 1999 Cavalier with 56k miles for eight thousand dollars. but it's a convertible! no really it's for people with bad credit and no other option, who still want a convertible, in all reality.
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Jul 2, 2009 05:36
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Eight thousand dollars for a ten year old Cavalier... Holy flying fuckballs.
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Jul 2, 2009 05:55
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Yeah, you could get a '99...well, just about anything for that.
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Jul 2, 2009 05:57
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uncle_skin posted:You're not kidding I had the same car in highschool. This is how it looked by 1988. Oh, god I loving love that. I am putting that poo poo on the Lexus.
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Jul 2, 2009 08:59
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Nitrox posted:Used car dealers are ballsy, but this one takes the cake. 1999 Cavalier with 56k miles for eight thousand dollars. Wow, it has intermittent wipers, radio, bodyside moldings, driver door bin, tachometer and rear bench seats! Plus rear cupholders, cup holder and front cupholders.
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Jul 2, 2009 13:19
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Nitrox posted:Used car dealers are ballsy, but this one takes the cake. 1999 Cavalier with 56k miles for eight thousand dollars. 
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Jul 2, 2009 14:26
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Nitrox posted:Used car dealers are ballsy, but this one takes the cake. 1999 Cavalier with 56k miles for eight thousand dollars. But you missed the best dealer picture I have ever seen!   Also "Fred Beans" EDIT: Switched hosting to tinypic Doctor Zero fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Jul 2, 2009 |
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Jul 2, 2009 19:40
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Doctor Zero posted:But you missed the best dealer picture I have ever seen! I keep waiting for it to finish loading.  AIest bicycle. http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/bik/1250390194.html Miyata Hybrid.
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Jul 2, 2009 19:42
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Beau...65%3A7%7C39%3A1 Here is some ebay gold, I am thinking of bidding on this.
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Jul 2, 2009 20:54
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Pontighini Fierolago LP460 http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Repl...5fCarsQ5fTrucks
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Jul 3, 2009 18:52
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Doctor Zero posted:But you missed the best dealer picture I have ever seen! I love how the image gives the illusion of it being a model car sort of.
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Jul 3, 2009 20:11
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944 posted:Pontighini Fierolago LP460 Only 36,000, and it's not even complete!
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Jul 4, 2009 04:13
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What's wrong with this eBay listing? (edit, here's the details) Vehicle 2004 BENTLEY CONTINENTAL 3W GT Price $198,990* Drive Away No More to Pay Kilometres 58,485 Colour ROYAL SAPPHIRE BLUE METALLIC Body 2 door 4 seat COUPE Transmission 6 speed Semi-Automatic DriveType 4WD Reg Plate 444C Engine 12 cylinder Premium Unleaded Turbo 6.0L (5998cc) VIN SCBCE63W34C022440 Stock # 1006736 Comments Bentley Continental GT Coupe kms still as brand new condition, gorgeous royal sapphire blue metallic with rich tan leather, every option including extended warranty, 19`` factory split alloys, one fictitious owner, fully documented authorized Bentley Service History, all log books absolutely unblemished as new condition. 444C (EGC DRIVE AWAY PRICE APPLIES TO VICTORIAN CUSTOMERS ONLY) TEL OR ALLHRS) THIS VEHICLE HAS BEEN FULLY INSPECTED AND TESTED BY OUR SERVICE CENTRE AND IS AVAILABLE WITH OUR (AUSTRALIA WIDE) EXCLUSIVE PRESTIGE 10 YEAR WARRANTY. DELIVERY CAN BE ARRANGED ANYWHERE IN AUSTRALIA WITHIN 24HRS OF SETTLMENT. Please visit our website for more information regarding this vehicle. *PLEASE NOTE the Vehicle Features and Options listed in this advertisement are automatically supplied by Redbook code for this Make/Model and are not specific to this vehicle. Please confirm Options List with Selling Deal "one fictitious owner," ?
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Jul 4, 2009 16:45
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Yarrick posted:What's wrong with this eBay listing? http://www.autosalesaust.com.au/ See if you can find it there. I just purchased my car from these people. They wholesale cars from my dealership and I have walked into their showroom. I picking my car up on Thursday if you want me to look at it. I suspect it will end up being sold for over 500k. If you can't find it here I suspect it is a cheeky advert. Port/South Melbourne is the last bastion of dodgy used car merchants and wholesalers. These are the pricks that ring you if you try to sell a car on carsales.com.au. They have warehouses full of used cars from interstate and private customers who got undercut on their trade in (people who couldn't be bothered selling privately) edit: In fact, if I am prompted, I will search this car out at 4/299 Williamstown road on thursday when I go to pick my car up. If it is really sub 200k, then it will be sold before I get there, make no mistake. edit1: I will walk in and ask who the previous owner was. lilbeefer fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Jul 4, 2009 |
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Jul 4, 2009 16:54
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The steering wheel's on the wrong side!
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Jul 4, 2009 17:07
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CornHolio posted:The steering wheel's on the wrong side! It's on the right side.
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Jul 4, 2009 17:26
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UGH I wish I had $1000 damnit http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/cto/1247588569.html (1979 Ford Fiesta) quote:
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Jul 6, 2009 08:02
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http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/cto/1249817186.htmlquote:1995 Toyota Celica red (automatic) (New Transmssion)& (engine) Yeah, glad it's had an alignment, new paint, and those dangerous airbags removed. Hopefully I can scrape up the CASH ONLY to score such an awesome deal before somebody else does.
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Jul 6, 2009 15:03
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When I think "classic racing car" I think base model auto 95 Celica.
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Jul 6, 2009 19:35
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Only 90k miles on the rebuilt transmission? Why even mention that, most cars don't even get to that many miles in the first place.Tai-Pan posted:Well, the car of choice is a Ford LTD, but those are harder and harder to find.
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Jul 7, 2009 05:35
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Sir Tonk posted:I hate Austin so much. I'm sure they ironically refuse to ever have the cars fixed, or do basic maintenance. I'd vote for anyone who would fedex travis county to the bay area COD.
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Jul 7, 2009 05:47
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Sir Tonk posted:
Its cool dude, we hate you to.
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Jul 7, 2009 07:20
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Sir Tonk posted:Only 90k miles on the rebuilt transmission? Why even mention that, most cars don't even get to that many miles in the first place. ONLY 456000 MILES ONLY $25000 ONLY 24000 MADE IN THAT YEAR (VERY RARE!)
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Jul 7, 2009 14:12
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slidebite posted:There is a law that lovely for sale ads must have the word "only" repeated at least 3 times. I would be happy if the ads said that. Half of them say "Low Mileage, Great Condition, call for info". How about telling me the mileage? Is low 100K or 10k miles? Manual or Auto? Which engine? Last week there was an ad for a "Vintage Jaguar, convertible, husbands baby, well maintained, $29,000". There was no picture of course, but I got really excited hoping I had found some ex-wife trying to unload a divorce settlement XKE (I even dreamed it was an XJ150) for cheap. When I emailed she responded that it was an 1992 XJS with 150K miles. She was out of her mind.
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Jul 7, 2009 18:37
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Tai-Pan posted:1992 XJS with 150K miles They could do that?
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Jul 7, 2009 18:51
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VideoTapir posted:They could do that? With double their initial cost in repairs 
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Jul 7, 2009 19:00
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That Celica can't be sold without its airbags functional, thats very illegal.
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Jul 7, 2009 19:14
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Baby Hitler posted:That Celica can't be sold without its airbags functional, thats very illegal. Nationally? If so, its definitely not enforced anywhere near me. In that token, what about people who buy cars with aftermarket steering wheels? My MR2's airbag was deployed before I got the car so it came without one.
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Jul 7, 2009 19:16
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mungtor posted:http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/cto/1249817186.html I guess it's easy to confuse "disabled" with "deployed in an accident I'd rather keep secret", the keys are like right next to each other 
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Jul 7, 2009 20:34
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Craigslist: where "clean" has an amazingly broad definition http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/1238329035.html quote:Bagged 2001 Dodge Dakota 22" lays frame - $5500 (Spring) 
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Jul 8, 2009 03:24
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deviant. posted:Craigslist: where "clean" has an amazingly broad definition In his (meager) defense, he only says he wants a "clean C4 Corvette" as a trade, not that that abomination is in any way shape or form "clean."
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Jul 8, 2009 04:48
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Boat posted:In his (meager) defense, he only says he wants a "clean C4 Corvette" as a trade, not that that abomination is in any way shape or form "clean." But he also starts with "Clean 2001 Dodge Dakota"
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Jul 8, 2009 04:54
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Boat posted:In his (meager) defense, he only says he wants a "clean C4 Corvette" as a trade, not that that abomination is in any way shape or form "clean." quote:Clean 2001 Dodge Dakota. First thing in the ad - I missed it the first time myself. Edit: Beaten like a tank in a drag race.
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Jul 8, 2009 04:58
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I emailed him this: Please tell me your definition of clean? Is it the cut bed? The primer and dents? The non-painted door jams? If you can tell me how it's in any way shape or form clean, then I will personally fly down there and buy it for full asking price. He responded with: gently caress off bitch! I guess he can't explain how it's clean.
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Jul 8, 2009 05:05
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Goddamn it I read through that 3 times to make sure. How the gently caress did I miss the first word?  His response sounds about right though. E: clean title maybe? I'm grasping at straws here.
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Jul 8, 2009 05:09
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