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You guys are haters. That truck isn't bad. Hell, it lays frame.
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I couldn't help noticing that it's been rendered completely useless as a truck. Literally you couldn't carry anything in the bed since it's going to fall through the holes in the bottom. The work of a great man of genius, this.
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Jul 8, 2009 06:06
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Boat posted:In his (meager) defense, he only says he wants a "clean C4 Corvette" as a trade, not that that abomination is in any way shape or form "clean." Well just give him a junker C4 and he'll have to accept it 
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Jul 8, 2009 06:10
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Boat posted:E: clean title maybe? I'm grasping at straws here. NOW you're reaching...
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Jul 8, 2009 13:29
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Tai-Pan posted:Its cool dude, we hate you to. Sorry other major Texas towns, just how it is if you're born and raised here. deviant. posted:Craigslist: where "clean" has an amazingly broad definition And how much crap would end up in that bed if you actually drove that thing in the rain? Wait, he put the gas tank in the bed? This guy is loving crazy. Is that normal for lowriders?
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Jul 8, 2009 16:47
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Sir Tonk posted:And how much crap would end up in that bed if you actually drove that thing in the rain? Not much as the guy cut most of the bed to accommodate the retardedly-big wheels, so whatever falls in would just fall through. The whole bed would probably warp out of shape and wreck the tires/wheels if you hit a big pothole. The guy appears to have just cut it and not reinforced it to compensate for the loss of structural strength. I think the guy's trying to sell it because he suddenly realized how completely retarded the whole premise of this truck truly is.
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Jul 8, 2009 16:58
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I want to contact this person so that I can kill him and destroy his stupid car. Would that be inappropriate? http://detroit.craigslist.org/cto/1259646307.html quote:runs and drives spectacular this is a 5 speed new clutch as of end of winter molded body kit that could use some attention this car is flat black with some custom work done to the interior.... this is by no means a show car but it has potential...... it needs the exhaust put back on but i still sounds the same lol just a little deeper in tone lol... race seats and brand new tach will be included but tach has never been installed yet and its in the package still.... let me know if you are interested... and look over the picture GOOD i dont want to make a trip or have you make one for nothing i dont want to waste your time so PLEASE DONT WASTE MINE (others know who they are thanks alot) you can reach me at WYLDTUNGRYD81@YAHOO.COMthanks for looking But then there's also this Viper, which could be nice to look at. http://detroit.craigslist.org/cto/1259614568.html Speleothing fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Jul 8, 2009 |
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Jul 8, 2009 19:03
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el topo posted:Not much as the guy cut most of the bed to accommodate the retardedly-big wheels, so whatever falls in would just fall through. Truck beds don't really add anything in the way of strength since trucks still use a full frame. I'm sure his ridiculous setup has notched frame rails, however, and those will kill structural integrity.
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Jul 8, 2009 19:06
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Yeah, I couldn't resist sending him an e-mail about that. There are some terrible things in this thread, but nothing so egregious as pretending that that truck is "clean."quote:gently caress you bitch!!Got anything better to do than send out emails,you must be friend of the family or a wetback!! He's a winner alright! Moruitelda fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Jul 8, 2009 |
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Jul 8, 2009 22:08
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Speleothing posted:I want to contact this person so that I can kill him and destroy his stupid car. Would that be inappropriate? Ohhh god yes I bet this sound system sounds amazing!  Click here for the full 1024x768 image. Clearly a performance driving machine here. Clean wiring! Things painted blue!  Click here for the full 1024x768 image. The racing seats help you handle the g-forces from its incredible cornering...  Click here for the full 1024x768 image. ...on steelies! Cracked bodywork. Extra-terrible aerodynamics on the body kit. Dented driver-side door. Aftermarket taillights!  Click here for the full 1024x768 image. Peeling rattlecan matte black! Suspicious foglights! Random dangling doohickies!  Click here for the full 1024x768 image. But this interior is just the best. "Custom work done to the interior":  Click here for the full 1024x768 image. -manual everything -blue electrical tape on the steering wheel -random wires and cords poking out everywhere -wonder what that wire is going over the top of the handbrake -custom gear shift knob! (incredibly dodgy-looking install) -visible liquid stains on the steel floorplates! -satnav, possibly! (note: blocks access to climate controls, but that's OK cause they probably don't work) -used kleenex! God drat. This one's just a real gem isn't it.
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Jul 8, 2009 22:41
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Leperflesh posted:Ohhh god yes I bet this sound system sounds amazing! Custom tuned in a push/pull setup, obviously powerful enough to take paint off.  Leperflesh posted:Clearly a performance driving machine here. Clean wiring! Things painted blue! I don't see a problem here.  Leperflesh posted:The racing seats help you handle the g-forces from its incredible cornering... Leperflesh posted:...on steelies! Cracked bodywork. Extra-terrible aerodynamics on the body kit. Dented driver-side door. Aftermarket taillights! It's all here. What's the problem?  Leperflesh posted:But this interior is just the best. "Custom work done to the interior": -reliability -custom -custom -custom -CUSTOM -custom -custom -option
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Jul 8, 2009 22:57
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Sir Tonk posted:Actually, being from Houston I hate Dallas more. Hey man, screw you, Houston smells and is a swamp 
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I can contribute. Hurray. http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/cto/1258314812.html 2004 Aveo 5 - $7500 (Ottawa) Reply to: sale-dx4p4-1258314812@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-07-07, 5:25PM EDT 2004 Aveo 5 (chevrolet) about 121,000 km on the car 4 winter tires and 4 all season tires Silver car with 4 doors CD player Fun little car to drive
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Jul 8, 2009 23:07
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Whats funny about that?
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Jul 8, 2009 23:09
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Leperflesh posted:Clearly a performance driving machine here. Clean wiring! Things painted blue! DPFI, that loving figures. All that effort and they couldn't bother to put an MPFI manifold on there and wire it.
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Jul 8, 2009 23:12
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RealKyleH posted:Whats funny about that? asshatonCL posted:Fun little car to drive An Aveo is ... not that. Also, asking $7500 for a 5 year old Aveo is like asking $10k for the same age Cavalier. It's not knee slappingly funny, more of a 'look how out of touch with reality they are' amusement.
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Jul 8, 2009 23:19
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you can buy a new Aveo for 9 thousand, in Canada. I assume it's even less in the US.
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If you want to contibute some moron's delusions all you have to do is search for "invested" Case and point: 
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Jul 9, 2009 01:19
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That crx has dents according to his wording. "the car does not have no dents"
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Jul 9, 2009 01:33
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944 posted:I don't see a problem here. Holy crap, did he paint the valve cover while it was still bolted on the head? You can see the original black near the lip of the cover. Edit: We have an 06 Aveo hatchback as the company car for my workplace. It is a numb, cheap, horrible feedcart of a vehicle. I drive my car and eat the gas rather than drive it. The only intresting thing it has ever done was sail ten feet and spark on landing after my boss threw it over speed hump doing 30. Its almost like driving a daewoo... wait a second.. Kotaru fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Jul 9, 2009 |
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Jul 9, 2009 01:33
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Moruitelda posted:Yeah, I couldn't resist sending him an e-mail about that. There are some terrible things in this thread, but nothing so egregious as pretending that that truck is "clean." The guy created a Porsche 930 for sale ad directed to my e-mail address.
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Jul 9, 2009 04:36
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Leperflesh posted:-wonder what that wire is going over the top of the handbrake Blue El Wire, $9.97 at Autozone.
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Moruitelda posted:The guy created a Porsche 930 for sale ad directed to my e-mail address. hmmm, not the dumbest guy then.
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Leperflesh posted:But this interior is just the best. "Custom work done to the interior": Maybe my eyesight isn't very good, but it looks like the guy cut two sheets of metal and put them over the original carpeting. I could be wrong about this.
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Jul 9, 2009 06:21
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Moruitelda posted:The guy created a Porsche 930 for sale ad directed to my e-mail address. Well, you now have to create a free personals ad promising anonymous gay sex directed to his address. Something like "22 yo bottom requires 45+ yo top. Bareback OK but must be clean and must have no strings" ... or something along those lines. You know you must.
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Jul 9, 2009 14:22
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Or one of those "I'm giving away everything in my house, just come and get it" ads and put it on Craigslist.
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Jul 9, 2009 14:52
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el topo posted:Maybe my eyesight isn't very good, but it looks like the guy cut two sheets of metal and put them over the original carpeting. I could be wrong about this. I think you're right.. jesus christ look at the crap down the sides on the driver's side, this car must smell awful..
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So this isn't a Craigslist listing for a car for sale, but I thought it was close enough, as I found it in the Cars & Trucks section. Note that the first post mentions a story posted earlier in the day, but I couldn't find it. I really have no idea what the gently caress... The Devil!?!? Satin?!?! In Champaign Auto?!?!? - $1500 (Champaign -IL) quote:Reply to: sale-vkjz5-1261221631@craigslist.org CHAMPAIGN AUTO/HILLS AUTO CATLAN Scam!! - $3900 (CHAMPAIGN-CATLAN-IL) quote:Reply to: sale-as3gu-1261388883@craigslist.org I've read that a few times and I'm still not sure what is going on here. On a happier note, there's a guy with a 1985 E30 325E that moved here from California that I'm going to look at tonight.
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Jul 9, 2009 21:03
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I just assume every car for sale on craigslist has a cracked block, or blown head gasket, or some other major problem. They are also all stolen and none of the sellers have titles or any sense. My favorite ads are the ones that say just lost the keys, also have no title. Must sell quick.
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Pvt. Public posted:
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944 posted:Custom tuned in a push/pull setup, obviously powerful enough to take paint off. Hah you made me notice the fact that Im running larger gauge wire for 2 12s than this kid is with 6 whatever MTXs. Thats some tiny wire for any real power...
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Jul 10, 2009 00:06
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This is the awesomest thing I've ever seen. http://www.customlimos.com/sale_mercedes.htm
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Jul 10, 2009 03:39
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This one's a brilliant piece of marketing...craigslist posted:
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Jul 10, 2009 04:06
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el topo posted:This one's a brilliant piece of marketing... Holy crap that's hilarious. If I had a kid, I'd buy that car from this guy, I poo poo you not.
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Jul 10, 2009 04:41
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fatman1683 posted:This is the awesomest thing I've ever seen. Too bad there are no specs for it. I wonder if it is running the 6.9lt V8 instead of the 4.5lt.
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Jul 10, 2009 12:59
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el topo posted:This one's a brilliant piece of marketing... However, I have seen four-door lambo door conversions before... 
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Jul 10, 2009 14:01
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Doctor Zero posted:Holy crap that's hilarious. If I had a kid, I'd buy that car from this guy, I poo poo you not. Maybe after some haggling but hell yes this is the perfect first car, especially for a boy.
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el topo posted:This one's a brilliant piece of marketing... this sounds like something out of gran torino 
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1988 Fiero with a butt ugly "Ferrari" body kit? THIRTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-Pontiac-1988-PONTIAC-FIERO-W0QQAdIdZ129656028 quote:Price $: 12995 Type: Coupe Doors: 2 Passengers: 2 Kilometers: 30500 Exterior Colour: Not Specified Engine Size: 3.4L Fuel Type: Gas Cylinders: 6 Transmission: Manual Drive: RWD Options : Air Conditioning, Alloy Wheels, AM/FM Stereo, Bucket Seats, CD Player, Cruise Control, Curb Side Mirrors, Driver Air Bag, Fog Lights, Intermittent Wipers, Keyless Entry, Leather Interior, Passenger Air Bag, Power Brakes, Power Locks, Power Mirrors, Power Steering, Power Windows, Spoiler, Tilt Wheel, Tinted Glass Financing: Available Warranty: Available Starbursts: Excellent Condition Description: A GREAT LITTLE SPORTS CAR, COMPLETELY REBUILT, FULL SAFETY AND MECHANICAL HAS BEEN DONE.
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I'm not sure what's going on here: 85 Vette 96 body 77 engine (from a motor home). So the ad says. http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/1265308534.html Oh and LAMBO DOORS whoomp. 
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