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muscles like this? posted:My favorite thing about that episode is just how they're all having a good time until they find out its gay and THEN all of a sudden its horrible. The writers did a pretty good job conveying that they were not down with the gay rodeo without making me loathe them. In the show, they seemed to find homosexuality tolerable but overall laughable...I think that a real group of four red-blooded Texans would have reacted in a very different way.
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JethroMcB posted:The writers did a pretty good job conveying that they were not down with the gay rodeo without making me loathe them. In the show, they seemed to find homosexuality tolerable but overall laughable...I think that a real group of four red-blooded Texans would have reacted in a very different way. Yeah they don't see it as horrible, just a big joke. They just seem to be laughing at the ridiculousness of the whole situation. Why would I have a problem with it? John Redcorn's gay, and I've been friends with him for years!
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You don't have a problem with your dad being gay? No! I've been friends with John Redcorn for years, and he's gay! Hah, oh Dale.
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Aug 29, 2009 13:12
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Are you sure your dad said he was a fed?
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Aug 29, 2009 15:10
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Totally forgot about Boomhauer's flashback: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kl0qTY1oKI
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Aug 29, 2009 17:13
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I'm really gonna gently caress this quote up but here we go. Hank and Peggy are sitting in bed listening to their new neighbor (Big Willy Lane) have a crazy party. Hank says that as block captain he'll let Willy off with a warning on his first night. Peggy objects and says something like "Well then can you rescind my fine from my boggle game last week?" Hank's response is cut off but all I remember hearing was "Well the appeals process takes..." Too great that Hank has a VERY bureaucratic block rules system. Also Bobby kicking Joseph in the groin and yelling "Big Willy Lane!" is good too.
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Everyone hates your boggle tournaments. What? Uh...well, now that you know, everyone hates your boggle tournaments.
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Bobby! Not in front of the Boomhauers! Sorry, Dr. Boomhauer.
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muscles like this? posted:Bobby! Not in front of the Boomhauers! John Redcorn...this head's for you!
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my favorite things from king of the hill are as follows: 3: footballisgreatsoccerisdumb.com. 2: hank setting the alarm for 7:00, going over to 7:01, sighing and having to go all the way back around. 1: hank's odometer turning over, hank missing it, saying "dang it," then being pulled over and saying "DANG it" even more exasperated. i also love hank having to choose between answering the phone and refilling the ice cube tray and hank with his new friend sitting silently at the sports bar.
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Sugar Blaster posted:my favorite things from king of the hill are as follows: #2 is from one of my favorite episode sequences ever. (The transition from season 3 to 4 where Peggy has her skydiving accident). I believe that is definitely one of the quintesential King of the Hill storylines that has great character development of both Cotton and Peggy, and ends with the two dancing on his grave plot.
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"I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over" has to be my favorite episode. The way that Hank goes about hanging out with his wife at the party in the coffins he built....dunno why, but it just grabs me as my favorite. And of course, (NUTKICK), I DONT KNOW YOU, THATS MY PURSE!
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Aug 31, 2009 20:38
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MrBigglesworth posted:And of course, (NUTKICK), I DONT KNOW YOU, THATS MY PURSE! When Bobby explains how he won his fights and just calmly says "...and then I kicked him in the testicles" makes me laugh every time.
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Aug 31, 2009 20:45
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Faxman posted:When Bobby explains how he won his fights and just calmly says "...and then I kicked him in the testicles" makes me laugh every time. "You mean before or after I kicked him in the testicles?"
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Aug 31, 2009 20:57
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Willie Nelson doing a guest voice was brilliant WILLIE NELSON: Hey, I know you. You're the kid that rakes my lawn. BOBBY: No, I'm the kid who hit you in the head. WILLIE NELSON: With a rake? BOBBY: No, with a golf club. WILLIE NELSON: You been raking my lawn with a golf club? I want my quarter back. What an amazing show
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Dammit I'm pissed off. I think today was the first day of 'rescheduling daytime' on the Comedy Network (Canadian Version of Comedy Central). For the past year they've had KotH every weekday at 4:30, and for a few years before that they had it at 5:30. Today I turned on the TV at 4:30... to NOT see it. I just checked the schedule and it's been removed. http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/schedule/tvlist.aspx What the hell?
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Well it's on Teletoon now, so that could be why. Is there any show those two networks share?
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Sugar Blaster posted:2: hank setting the alarm for 7:00, going over to 7:01, sighing and having to go all the way back around. This is one of my favorites too, and it's a great little bit that sums up the entire show perfectly. Also: 
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Beaver Patrol posted:Well it's on Teletoon now, so that could be why. Is there any show those two networks share? What time?
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"Cuffs and Collars, the tape I never rented. Sixty-eight minutes into the film, actress Dee Dee Cupp bends over to shoe her horse. Now, if you pause the tape and look closely, you can just make out a tattoo on Dee Dee's left buttock that says "I heart Charlie Sheen." Mrs. Cupp also makes an uncredited cameo in Jail Bait, a tape which marks veteran porn star Fernanda Valli's return to the adult film industry on the occasion of her eighteenth birthday. At the seventy minute mark, Dee Dee bends over to shoe a donkey. What do we see on her left buttock? Nothing! There is no tattoo! This can only mean that Jail Bait was made before Cuffs and Collars. Now, why is this important? Because Fernanda Valli turned eighteen on July fifth, two weeks after I supposedly rented Cuffs and Collars! Is it possible that I walked into Arlen Video on June twenty-third and rented a movie that didn't even exist? I think not!"
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"And let the record show that Mr. Hank Hill really knows his pornography."
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Young Freud posted:"And let the record show that Mr. Hank Hill really knows his pornography."
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My favorite episode has got to be "The Bluegrass is Always Greener", even knowing what was going to happen when Boomhauer sings, I still loving lose it every time. "Blue moon of Kentucky, keep on shinin'." And it's Vince. loving. Gill. I absolutely cannot stand country music, and I still laugh my rear end off.
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eric posted:"Cuffs and Collars, the tape I never rented. Sixty-eight minutes into the film, actress Dee Dee Cupp bends over to shoe her horse. Now, if you pause the tape and look closely, you can just make out a tattoo on Dee Dee's left buttock that says "I heart Charlie Sheen." Mrs. Cupp also makes an uncredited cameo in Jail Bait, a tape which marks veteran porn star Fernanda Valli's return to the adult film industry on the occasion of her eighteenth birthday. At the seventy minute mark, Dee Dee bends over to shoe a donkey. What do we see on her left buttock? Nothing! There is no tattoo! This can only mean that Jail Bait was made before Cuffs and Collars. Now, why is this important? Because Fernanda Valli turned eighteen on July fifth, two weeks after I supposedly rented Cuffs and Collars! Is it possible that I walked into Arlen Video on June twenty-third and rented a movie that didn't even exist? I think not!" I never got why he didn't just check the copyright dates.
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Namaste posted:"The Bluegrass is Always Greener" "In America, your money has 'In God We Trust' written on it. In Russia, we have no money." "AHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Deadpan) I hate Russia."
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GigaPeon posted:I never got why he didn't just check the copyright dates. But then we wouldn't have such a  moment.
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Namaste posted:My favorite episode has got to be "The Bluegrass is Always Greener", even knowing what was going to happen when Boomhauer sings, I still loving lose it every time. Hate country, like bluegrass and I loving love that part. Practically everybody knows about Boomhauer by now even if they don't watch the show a lot but show that episode and people's jaws just drop. *honks horn* "That's enough, Hank's wife. If you got more feelings to express, get in the kitchen and put them in a bundt cake." Cotton Hill is such a great character.
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CaptainHollywood posted:Dammit I'm pissed off. 
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hall n oates mom posted:I was worried about this. Comedy has been running KOTH every single day like clockwork (with very few exception/interruptions. The early evening time and the late night time, 1:00am EST on the dot) for years and I've gotten quite accustomed to it. Either this is just a new season scheduling mixup (unlikely), or they may have finally dropped it, possibly due to the fact that teletoon has now picked some syndication rights up. That would be so very awful, because there's no way they'd be showing it 7 days a week. Actually I just checked the site and starting next Monday it will be on every night at 9:30 and gets a little sporadic between 11:00-2:30 from there.
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keeper posted:I kind of thought that would show up randomly later, either by a different judge reading his record or being suddenly called to be an expert witness. I love Bill sneaking over and take his tapes back. Or Peggy walking in on Hank while he's trying to get the pen to work and it looks like he's 
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eric posted:"Cuffs and Collars, the tape I never rented. Sixty-eight minutes into the film, actress Dee Dee Cupp bends over to shoe her horse. Now, if you pause the tape and look closely, you can just make out a tattoo on Dee Dee's left buttock that says "I heart Charlie Sheen." Mrs. Cupp also makes an uncredited cameo in Jail Bait, a tape which marks veteran porn star Fernanda Valli's return to the adult film industry on the occasion of her eighteenth birthday. At the seventy minute mark, Dee Dee bends over to shoe a donkey. What do we see on her left buttock? Nothing! There is no tattoo! This can only mean that Jail Bait was made before Cuffs and Collars. Now, why is this important? Because Fernanda Valli turned eighteen on July fifth, two weeks after I supposedly rented Cuffs and Collars! Is it possible that I walked into Arlen Video on June twenty-third and rented a movie that didn't even exist? I think not!" This speech is one of the more confusing things on the show. Who is turning 18? If it is Fernanda, how was she a veteran of porn at 17? The other confusing part is in "The Father, the Son and J.C." Niefko is the guy's first name, not his last, but Hank says that the tradition is Christmas with the Niefkos.
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Rusty Shackelford posted:This speech is one of the more confusing things on the show. Who is turning 18? If it is Fernanda, how was she a veteran of porn at 17? I think you missed the joke?
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The actress with the tattoo is turning 18, because it would have been illegal for her to star in a porno before her 18th birthday which was after hank had rented the video, it assumed the film hadn't been made yet and thus hank didn't rent it because it didn't exist on the day he supposedly rented it.
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Rusty Shackelford posted:This speech is one of the more confusing things on the show. Who is turning 18? If it is Fernanda, how was she a veteran of porn at 17? I had always wondered this and I realized it makes sense read like this: Mrs. Cupp also makes an uncredited cameo in Jail Bait, (a tape which marks veteran porn star Fernanda Valli's return to the adult film industry) on the occasion of her eighteenth birthday.
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How can you guys miss such an obvious joke? The Fernanda Valley returned to pornography on her 18th birthday. The joke is that she was making very illegal pornography before that birthday. So Fernanda and Dee Dee made a tape, Jail Bait, which was released some time after July 5th. Dee Dee made Cuffs and Collars some time AFTER Jail Bait, as evidenced by Dee Dee getting a tattoo between productions. So could I have walked in to Arlen video on June 23rd and rented a video that was produced some time after July 5th? I think not.
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Even though I hate Peggy with a passion, I think she has my personal favorite quote from King of the Hill. She is standing in front of a mirror. "Happiness....Hap-penis...Hap--penis...penis, penis. I did it! Ovaries, Uvula, Uterus." Then the scene switches to Hank and the gang drinking beer in the Alley. Then You can hear Peggy shouting "VAAAAAGINA!!!!!" And Hank spits out his beer in shock.
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Alastor_the_Stylish posted:How can you guys miss such an obvious joke? But after the Traci Lords case, that would never happen. At least not with the type of porn that one would find at a video store.
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Rusty Shackelford posted:This speech is one of the more confusing things on the show. Who is turning 18? If it is Fernanda, how was she a veteran of porn at 17? Whenever Hank says something dreamily with a tone of reverence there's a good chance that it's a classic gag. TheRationalRedditor fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Sep 1, 2009 |
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I love when Bobby's dressed like a cowboy and Hank just puts his arm around Peggy and says in his reverent voice, "Let's go get some steaks."
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