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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I would pay good money to drive a Vulva S80

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slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

localized posted:

http://maine.craigslist.org/ctd/1364158718.html


Which one of you was this?


My favorite part is that the yellow car pictured I'm almost positive its evolve c30. Amazing car, but far from a s80 and even further from even being driven on the road.

dietcokefiend
Apr 28, 2004
HEY ILL HAV 2 TXT U L8TR I JUST DROVE IN 2 A DAYCARE AND SCRATCHED MY RAZR
Ahh yes the RAMS and the TERABYTES yo!

I really hope his CAN-Bus poo poo on his face

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?



Oh dear god that nose :gonk:

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern
Question: Do I run any risks by messing with craigslist scammers? As in, I listed my motorcycle, got a scam email asking me to accept a certified check and forward the balance to the shipping agency. Should I give a fake name and my address just to mess with them, or not even bother?

edit:
VVV ooh nice

MrKatharsis fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Sep 9, 2009

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

MrKatharsis posted:

Question: Do I run any risks by messing with craigslist scammers? As in, I listed my motorcycle, got a scam email asking me to accept a certified check and forward the balance to the shipping agency. Should I give a fake name and my address just to mess with them, or not even bother?

Find out the name of the police chief in your city, and give the scammer his name and address of the station.

944
Sep 23, 2008

by Ozma

quote:

The speakers are Infinity Reference 4012i Coaxial Car Speakers, which run at about $10,000 dollars, and will quite possibly make your ears bleed.



Awesome.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

http://www.redflagdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=783819
:smithicide:

quote:

22xxx kms
oil screen cleaned at 16k
oil changed every 3-4000k
oil last changed at 20k
Motul 7100 full synthetic oil used (the best)
chain lubed every 1000k

I’m selling my 2007 Honda CBR125R Red. It is in great condition, well taken care of by me.
Had a blast with it this season, went a LOT of places, met a LOT of people but it's time to sell it.
Used mostly for weekend rides, and weekday meet ups, not as a daily commuter.
Looks NICE, SEXY and CUTE**

REASON FOR SALE:
Bike is a perfect starter motorcycle. I have owned it for this riding season, but have made some tough decisions and have decided to sell.

It's an amazing starter bike, but they do call it a "starter bike" for a reason.
The bike will do highways, but in all honesty will lag if your friends/riding buddies all want to whip down the road at 150km/h+

I weigh about 130lbs and the bike gets up to about 115-120km/h which is good for highways. This bike is absolutely perfect if you're new to riding but in a year or so, you may find yourself wanting to move to something faster if you're in the hobby for speed like I am.

For a CHEAP option (both on bike sale price, gas and insurance), the Honda CBR125 is PERFECT - especially for city driving! I also have to sell it because my parents don't really approve of me having a motorcycle, they never really wanted me to have one.

Plus I can't really use it in the winter and I don't wanna store it, lol.

And tuition for winter semester is due October 2009 and I am NOT using OSAP, so I have to pay the school in cash!

Bike is stock, no modifications were done to it! EXCEPT pink smiley sticker on front wheel mud/rain guard thingy

Comes with owners manual (ENG AND FRENCH) and 2 keys.

Dropped by me once in like May in a parking lot at less than 5km/h due to sand/loose gravel (low speed drop/scratch from previous owner on 1 side barely noticeable), break in period complete and all maintenance work done by Honda.

minor scuffs, and cosmetic damage that you can't see unless close up (will point out)

*This bike is teen-chinese-asian-oriental-pacific islander-male driven/ridden/cared for and has never been abused.


Great beginner bike, VERY CHEAP on insurance and gas!
10L tank, and you get like 350kms+ per tank! Super great on gas!

Was safetied in April 2009, new rear tire was put on.
Should have no problem to safety again.
Can deliver within reasonable distance.

Let me know if you have any other questions!

* this is a good thing, cause everyone knows teen chinese azn male riders take great pride and care of their vehicles.
** parked the bike in front of various highschools throughout may and june right before the bell rang to go home, stood around it /w friends while in my gear and holding my helmet.
Many hot attractive teen jailbait girls walked by and said such comments like "nice bike" "sexy bike" "ooh red bike" "cuteee bike" "HONDA!" "can I have a ride"? "kawaiiiiiii(cute in japanese)"


I'm in no rush to sell, so please no low ball offers.
If I don't sell her this year, i'll hold on till the next summer.

WILL ONLY ACCEPT CASH DUE TO FRAUD. ALL BILLS WILL BE SCANNED FOR AUTHENTICITY. rawr!

Please contact via pm

pm is the best and easiest way to contact me.

I will not tolerate scammers & lowballers and can smell them a mile away.

I have more pics, let me know if you wanna see more pics! (they're bigger too)

I'm willing to let her go for $2,000 (as is) or $2100 cert(safety & UVIP)

no test pilots unless cash in hand and you sign a waiver and you have proper licence!

price is pretty firm, no trades. (yes im bad rear end, try me, I dare you)

best to see in person as you can really appreciate how awesomely sexy the bike is!

located in Toronto

$2000 As Is
$2100 Cert
__________________
BUY MY MOTORCYCLE!!!!!! cheappppp: My Motorcycle
has pics ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn
Aahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaa.

I can't even imagine how slow a CBR125 would be giving somebody a ride.

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl

Pretty Little Rainbow posted:

Aahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaa.

I can't even imagine how slow a CBR125 would be giving somebody a ride.

Think about it, though -- the guy only weighs 130, he's probably picking up < 100lb jailbait (or trying to anyway). The both of them together weigh less than I do.

OldSquid
May 28, 2007
Flying a plane is just like riding a bike, except it's harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

944 posted:



Awesome.

To be fair, that's per speaker. If he put in 100 of them (at the highest price listed there), and paid $4K for shipping. . .

MrZig
Aug 13, 2005
I exist onl because of Parias'
LEGENDARY GENEROSITY.
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/1368312637.html



Hahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahhaa.

Kotaru
Jan 17, 2004

"Serve the Hive.....
Feel the groove.
I control....
the way you move."
http://houston.craigslist.org/pts/1349998550.html

quote:

Toyota MR2 parting out (Houston-LKQ-Wallisville)
Date: 2009-08-30, 12:22PM CDT
Reply to: see below

This 1989 MR2 will be available for parts starting this Thursday 9/3.

We now have Cash for Clunkers program cars to pull parts from!!!

We do not maintain an inventory, first come, first served

We are located at:
LKQ Self Service Auto Parts
9314 Wallisville Road
Houston, TX 77013

Full line of Keystone new parts available

We are a "You bring your own tools and pull your own parts" yard.

Save big money on used auto parts from LKQ.

Choose from over 1800 other cars and light trucks!!!!

Open Monday-Friday 9am-6pm, Saturday and Sunday 9am-5pm.




Looking for new seats for my MR2 and I found this.
How did you get on the Clunkers program? :(

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Er, is that legal? I thought the turn-in were supposed to be destroyed.

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry

Just the engines, and even then it's only the long block.

Rap Songs From Anime
Aug 15, 2007

Advent Horizon posted:

Just the engines, and even then it's only the long block.

And the rest of the car after 180 days max.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
That text did not make it clear that the MR2 was in fact a Cash for Clunkers car.

Meathole
Jul 25, 2007
Boy's have penises and girls have vaginas

VideoTapir posted:

That text did not make it clear that the MR2 was in fact a Cash for Clunkers car.

I'm not sure what else they could have possibly meant when they stated:

"This 1989 MR2 will be available for parts starting this Thursday 9/3.

We now have Cash for Clunkers program cars to pull parts from!!!"

It honestly doesn't get much clearer than that.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Meathole posted:

I'm not sure what else they could have possibly meant when they stated:

"This 1989 MR2 will be available for parts starting this Thursday 9/3.

We now have Cash for Clunkers program cars to pull parts from!!!"

It honestly doesn't get much clearer than that.

They could be talking about their other cars. This happens sometimes with parties who sell multiple vehicles.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

VideoTapir posted:

They could be talking about their other cars. This happens sometimes with parties who sell multiple vehicles.

Yeah, pretty sure the 2nd line was just an enticement to come down to the yard in general.

akeidolon posted:

And the rest of the car after 180 days max.

But in the intervening time, scrap places are allowed to sell parts.

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

OldSquid posted:

To be fair, that's per speaker. If he put in 100 of them (at the highest price listed there), and paid $4K for shipping. . .

I had a couple of those in my first car. To get anything resembling bass response, he probably would have to put about 100 of them in.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

akeidolon posted:

And the rest of the car after 180 days max.

No LKQ type place I've ever been to had a car sit out for more than a week. What's left of that thing has probably already been crushed anyway.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Rust-free Brat.

http://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/1365453790.html

Sun damage is better than all other kinds of damage.

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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/1348611545.html

quote:

1996 Subaru SVX - $17000
This car is imaculate, New Barcelona Red paint, stock rims and tires. Tan leather and suede interior in perfect condition.
This car only has 68,000 origonal miles. Engine and Tranny and driveline are perfect. This is a perfect example of the Subaru SVX.
Serious inquiries only.
This car is my Baby and is worth every penny.
:siren: $17,000 :siren: for an SVX. The only way that thing could possibly be worth $17K would be if it was completely original, untouched, <500 miles with the showroom sticker... and even then that's grasping and having a buyer that desperately wants one.


There was one on Craigs in Vancouver a couple months ago (I know, I flew out and drat near bought it) with 74000 KMs (46K miles) that ended up going for $5500.

slidebite fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Sep 14, 2009

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I'm on a roll.

http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-scooters-pocket-bikes-2005-Mini-Chopper-49-cc-W0QQAdIdZ155651288

quote:

2005 Mini-Chopper 49 cc
Price: $650.00
This is an awesome little touring bike

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slidebite fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Sep 15, 2009

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn

slidebite posted:

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/1348611545.html

:siren: $17,000 :siren: for an SVX. The only way that thing could possibly be worth $17K would be if it was completely original, untouched, <500 miles with the showroom sticker... and even then that's grasping and having a buyer that desperately wants one.


There was one on Craigs in Vancouver a couple months ago (I know, I flew out and drat near bought it) with 74000 KMs (46K miles) that ended up going for $5500.

You can also get a clean import one for dirt cheap, theres no market for them in Japan so you're probably paying 7-1200 dollars just for the car, you can easily get a really clean one in for 4-6 grand.

Ahaha this guy is insane.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Kotaru posted:

http://houston.craigslist.org/pts/1349998550.html



Looking for new seats for my MR2 and I found this.
How did you get on the Clunkers program? :(
That's the old pik-a-part place on the south-side, those guys are terrible. I'd suggest heading up Shepherd if you're looking for parts.

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

Kotaru posted:

http://houston.craigslist.org/pts/1349998550.html



Looking for new seats for my MR2 and I found this.
How did you get on the Clunkers program? :(

To help be able to sleep at night, I'm saying its a auto. Either way go snag the LED wing trunklid and the front lip if its still intact. Hell I need a lf fender for my '89 if you wanna do some shipping. Hell it looks like the sun visor is in good shape too. Quick go pull poo poo to help other mr2 guys!

BatDan
Apr 30, 2003

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/1374208353.html

I've been saving for a Subaru for a winter car. Looks like I need to save some more.


BatDan fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Sep 15, 2009

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Race cars follow the mod rule of car value: they are always smoking deals because of how much it cost to set them up that way.

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

slidebite posted:

I'm on a roll.

http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-scooters-pocket-bikes-2005-Mini-Chopper-49-cc-W0QQAdIdZ155651288
[quote]
2005 Mini-Chopper 49 cc
Price: $650.00
This is an awesome little touring bike



Hahaha, awesome for touring the neighborhood, maybe.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

sirbeefalot posted:

Hahaha, awesome for touring the neighborhood, maybe.

More like driveway.

Blinken
Aug 11, 2007
1937 Indian huh? That should look pretty cool.



Oh.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Blinken posted:

1937 Indian huh? That should look pretty cool.



Oh.

He's an Alex Jones fan; how much can you expect?

Bolkovr
Apr 20, 2002

A chump and a hoagie going buck wild
Give him credit for being so noble as to accept gold bullion in trade.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Hard tail, drum brake on the rear, no brake on the front, foot clutch and suicide shifter. That is terrifying. I want to ride it.

Bampalo
Mar 7, 2001

Remember: everyday that you wake up, proves that God doesn't exist.
I can't even comment on this thing. I don't know what the hell they tried to build, but it feels wrong.

http://tinyurl.com/p3pjrc


Click here for the full 640x480 image.



Click here for the full 640x480 image.

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

Bampalo posted:

I can't even comment on this thing. I don't know what the hell they tried to build, but it feels wrong.

http://tinyurl.com/p3pjrc


Click here for the full 640x480 image.



Click here for the full 640x480 image.


Looks like a Miata and a Gallardo had a baby.

Tai-Pan
Feb 10, 2001

pienipple posted:

Looks like a Miata and a Gallardo had a baby.

I kind of like it. Never heard of the car before, but if you want to sell a machine for twice the price of an Exige, it needs to beat it in at least one category like looks/handling/speed/cache department. Which the makers elected not to do.

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madattheinternet
May 8, 2004

PLEASE STOP! PLEASE!
When I clicked on the listing:
code:
***FORD / TRANNEY*** - $250 (orlando fl.)
I thought "boy, this guy can't spell tranny" then I realized he couldn't spell anything.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/pts/1377114417.html

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