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madattheinternet posted:When I clicked on the listing: Is his name really "Danney" or did he get that wrong as well?
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eBay, not CL but I saw this earlier. It "has not a clean title". Maybe a typo for "has got a clean title"? Nope. It's this guy's clever way of saying that it has a salvage title. Also, love the R-RATED plates. 
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http://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/1358112952.html The wall of text is sort of funny but the bottom picture sells it. White plastic bucket for the jack stand and under the car next to it is a fuel can.
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Deal of the century here folks. http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/cto/1376870680.html quote:R you looking to keep the car enthusiast in you satisfied but thinkin of toning down a little?? i have a modded ( upgraded) 03 Jetta 1.8T with 250hp ( at the crank) , manual tranny with quite a few more mods to list ( a really long list ) and am looking for a Nissan Skyline R33 GTR. i can't see finishing the jetta when i want a different platform to build on... she's a great car, nothing bad to say about her not one single thing, just thinkin about the skyline w 400hp and not the stage 3+ jetta anymore... we all have our priorities, know what i mean??... Hell am I gonna have to wait till next year for the 95 gtr to become available in canada???
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Splizwarf posted:http://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/1358112952.html I know waffle is usually temperamental around the 15th of the month and later, and photos.cx claims to be under a ddos attack, but a pic would be nice.  Thumbnailed to prevent super table breakage. \/\/\/\/Thanks. Forgot about Tinypic. Rehosted. \/\/\/\/ OldSquid fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Sep 18, 2009 |
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OldSquid posted:I know waffle is usually temperamental around the 15th of the month and later, and photos.cx claims to be under a ddos attack, but a pic would be nice. http://tinypic.com/ http://www.pict.com/ Both of these hosts are very trouble free in my experience. Please goons, stop using rinky-dink image hosts.
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Tai-Pan posted:I kind of like it. Never heard of the car before, but if you want to sell a machine for twice the price of an Exige, it needs to beat it in at least one category like looks/handling/speed/cache department. Which the makers elected not to do. I'm pretty sure that 425HP and over 330 ft/lbs of torque is going to beat an Exige's straight-line accel and speed.
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Sep 18, 2009 12:51
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Why.
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unknown poster posted:Why. SCRAPE SCRAPE I've asked it before, but I still wonder what a rotary with a whistle tip would sound like.
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1984 M3 Turbo you say?Craigslist posted:I have a 1984 BMW M3 TURBO. It has a stripped interior, but a custom wide body kit. The title is unavailable. I have done some body work to this BMW since these pictures were taken. if you are interested, please cal me at 832-881-4446 http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1358855620.html
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Sep 19, 2009 22:11
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 "Don't know what kind of car it is exactly, or where it is located. Can't understand the owner either...but it's for sale!"
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Sep 19, 2009 23:04
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Kurten posted:
I've seen a lot of poo poo in this thread and out and about the world, but not knowing where the loving car is in a car ad is a first for me. What is this guy going to tell someone who wants to come see it?
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 Click here for the full 605x649 image. Low & slow, baby. Low and slow.
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http://terrahaute.craigslist.org/cto/1384144886.htmlquote:hey everyone I looked at this pile of poo poo yesterday and the whole jeep is rusted out body and frame steering and trans linkage is loose took it for a drive and heard some engine noise got out and checked the oil and the dip stick broke off in the motor . so told the little punk that owned it what happened and i was coming back with it he called pork chop and bacon his cop friends and had them waiting for me to get back said it was my fault that on a test drive the oil dipstick broke remind you i went five miles on the street, wow that was my fault? anyway he and his fat girlfriend said i did itand that they have never had any problems ever. they are untruthful and dis-honest people and they will have to deal with that in there life when karma catches up to them. i drove a long ways because the punk told me it was a good running motor if you know this punk or his girlfriend or are looking at this jeep these people are scammers.  Can't find the original ad for the cj7 if there is one... Welp, good old Indiana.
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Seat Safety Switch posted:
He must come in direct contact with every pebble, on every road he drives on.
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Sep 21, 2009 04:39
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vs Dinosaurs posted:He must come in direct contact with every pebble, on every road he drives on. Note the air ride.
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Sep 21, 2009 04:59
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At least he doesn't want something crazy like $10k for it. Not that any price can justify a hacked up '98 Sunfire.
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slidebite posted:Find out the name of the police chief in your city, and give the scammer his name and address of the station. When I was administrating my college residence community's chat network (really just full of  ) we'd often get people asking, at like 3:00 AM, "yo dude where can i score some weed man". > hey dude, my dealer in res is at extension 6767, give him a ring, he'll hook you up > thanks bro, callin now > yea have fun > ... > DUDE YOU rear end in a top hat THAT WAS CAMPUS SECURITY WTF MAN I ASKED THEM FOR WEED If you're dumb/high enough to forget the number that's posted on every security poster and every patrol car on campus, you deserve that.
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sirbeefalot posted:At least he doesn't want something crazy like $10k for it. Not that any price can justify a hacked up '98 Sunfire. http://memphis.craigslist.org/cto/1384623914.html 
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The Prisoner posted:10k for a shitbox Pontiac, you say? Welcome to Memphis! quote:158k miles on the dash but really is around 8-9k miles, because I have (installed New Polished Imported Heads, Racing Street & Strip Throttle Bodies Twin 58mm, Ram Air Intake, Ground wiring Kit, 200 amp high performance alternator, Slp High Preformance LT1/LT4 Timing Chain, New Accel Lt4 Performance Optispark Distributor, New water pump, New Battery, New Hypertech Performance Chip/Programmer) Cherrybomb Magnaflow Exaust. YEAH, THE CAR SHOWS 200K MILES BUT I JUST REBUILT THE ENGINE SO THE CAR REALLY HAS NO MILES ON IT AT ALL BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THE ONLY THING ON A CAR TO AGE IS THE ENGINE AM I RITE???
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What is it with 90s sports cars that makes people think they're worth a fortune? 1999 3000GT for $28 thousand dollars Low miles, sure, but it isn't worth half that. http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-Mitsubishi-1999-Mitsubishi-3000GT-VR-4-Coupe-2-door-W0QQAdIdZ154674020
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slidebite posted:What is it with 90s sports cars that makes people think they're worth a fortune? LIMITED PRODUCTION* *Only if you ignore the previous 8 years of VR-4 production. http://www.stealth316.com/2-production.htm
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slidebite posted:I loving hate this: It looks like the only things on there that would count as a "rebuilt engine" are the heads and throttle body. Maybe the timing chain. Everything else is some cheap part that would have been easy to replace anyway. I hate it when ricers talk about their SWEET BUILT ENGINE BRAH when in actuality they've replaced things like spark plug wires and the air filter but left the actual block untouched. [e] slidebite posted:What is it with 90s sports cars that makes people think they're worth a fortune? It's because the people who were 10-year-old kids in the first part of the 90s are now in their mid-20s, and at the perfect age to finally buy that sports car they saw once. orange lime fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Sep 21, 2009 |
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dreesemonkey posted:
I say nothing but Home Depot's finest 1/4" plywood will be used to craft this magnificent coach-built machine! Tai-Pan fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Sep 21, 2009 |
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Sep 21, 2009 20:18
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dreesemonkey posted:
So its some custom slightly ugly body with a terrible looking interior, running an offensively expensive to maintain, difficult to find parts for Porsche v8. Awesome. Edit: and its a slushbox.
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UserNotFound posted:I am not surprised.
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UserNotFound posted:
With a little work couldn't he just turn that into the most badass wheelchair of all time?
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http://www.autotrader.ca/used_cars_...innipegmanitoba
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What the hell is this guy talking about? http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/1386157137.html
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madattheinternet posted:What the hell is this guy talking about? I honestly can't figure out what "litter fix" is supposed to mean.
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Phangor posted:With a little work couldn't he just turn that into the most badass wheelchair of all time? Like "Silver Bullet?" Also...I think the subtext here is that he might really want to be rid of the bike.
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Aceshighxxx posted:I honestly can't figure out what "litter fix" is supposed to mean. Little fix?
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Actual gold. http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/cto/1340418563.html  quote:Fabulous little honey in good running order...lots of work done to it...could use some interior and body love...must sell leaving town...was $3300 now $2500
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Aceshighxxx posted:I honestly can't figure out what "litter fix" is supposed to mean. He's addicted to freebasing cat litter and he needs to sell the thing so he can get his fix. v  v
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Aceshighxxx posted:I honestly can't figure out what "litter fix" is supposed to mean. INZE NEED LITTER FIX!
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Aceshighxxx posted:I honestly can't figure out what "litter fix" is supposed to mean.
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Aceshighxxx posted:I honestly can't figure out what "litter fix" is supposed to mean.
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