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MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

comrade sampo posted:

Am I the only one who thought "What did they do to that Miata?" when they first saw this?

I thought it was some bizarre mixture of Miata and convertible Firebird.

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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
http://www.nextautos.com/auto-news/a-real-west-virginia-classic-the-wolf-928-roadster

Found a post by the owner of that Porschebomination. He seems to be a "more money = better than" douche, too.

Pretty sure this is him, but I've yet to find anything else from him on the subject of the car. Or, for that matter, anything on the subject of the car that corroborates there being more than one of them.
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/rod-nutter/12/a59/254

Blocko
Jul 12, 2008

Spoiler alert: Blood Ravens are actually Hiigarans who got sucked into the warp, were sent back in time to fight in WWII against the Panzer Elite, then stole a nazi time machine to go into the future and save mankind from an army of Lobster-Elephants and other impossible creatures.

Rated R.

Pretty Little Rainbow posted:

Actual gold.

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/cto/1340418563.html



I saw a robin's egg blue one of these going into that car wash near Main St. skytrain.

MTK337
Jul 11, 2005
"Along while ago I ran a 13.8 quarter a mile with full interior and Playstion and AC with the tires spinning like crazy" :rice:


Click here for the full 640x480 image.


http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cto/1385429532.html

Deadlemming
Sep 23, 2009

Great! I need a wheel chock for my truck!

Bonus points because it matches my truck's color and can fit in the bed when I'm not using it. I'll be stylin' then.

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

Aceshighxxx posted:

I honestly can't figure out what "litter fix" is supposed to mean.

As the self-proclaimed king of leaking fluids, I can tell you. You must throw kitty litter under it where-ever you park, as to soak up the copious amount of fluids it's laying down.

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

UserNotFound posted:



I am not surprised.

Oh my god, that had to have been the most depressing thing to post, if its real.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
I think I just found the cleanest example of a Ford Taurus SHO in existence. http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/1389002989.html

A '91 SHO plus with 52k miles in perfect shape. Even the hood liner is clean! For only $3000, somebody buy this thing before I spend money I shouldn't.

bkerlee
Aug 3, 2006

Slimy and gross.

sirbeefalot posted:

Oh my god, that had to have been the most depressing thing to post, if its real.

If that's in Ohio, I know who the guy is, and it's real. :(

It's not, but a guy at a former office just lost control of his bike and wrecked. Won't walk again. :(

bkerlee fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Sep 24, 2009

Tai-Pan
Feb 10, 2001
Sorry, no pictures
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/1341879896.html


1973 Ford Mustang Convertible
9200 Actual Miles
DEALER OWNED---NEVER TITLED---STILL ON ORIGINAL MSO
Red with a white top and white interior
Pristine condition
Parade Car between 1973-2002
NO DINGS
$125,000 (Serious Buyers Only)



Its kind of interesting, but I have a hard time believing anyone will part with refurbished GT350 money for a base convertible.

UserNotFound
May 7, 2006
???

Ghost Writer posted:

If that's in Ohio, I know who the guy is, and it's real. :(

Rodger's Park, in Chicago.

Charles L. Fuck
Dec 19, 2007

by Ozma
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/1361763594.html

i'm sure this will find a buyer in no time!!


Click here for the full 1424x1095 image.

The Third Man
Nov 5, 2005

I know how much you like ponies so I got you a ponies avatar bro

Charles L. gently caress posted:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/1361763594.html

i'm sure this will find a buyer in no time!!


Click here for the full 1424x1095 image.


This is amazing

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

Charles L. gently caress posted:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/1361763594.html

i'm sure this will find a buyer in no time!!


Click here for the full 1424x1095 image.


It's as if some sort of monster that eats car audio equipment saw this vehicle and vomited upon the door.

The Third Man
Nov 5, 2005

I know how much you like ponies so I got you a ponies avatar bro
The trophies really seal the deal for me

madattheinternet
May 8, 2004

PLEASE STOP! PLEASE!

The Third Man posted:

The trophies really seal the deal for me

I bet they were awarded at bowling tournaments and pie-eating competitions.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Charles L. gently caress posted:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/1361763594.html

i'm sure this will find a buyer in no time!!


Click here for the full 1424x1095 image.

How does he open the door from the inside? Put on some heavy bass techno?

madattheinternet
May 8, 2004

PLEASE STOP! PLEASE!

You Am I posted:

How does he open the door from the inside? Put on some heavy bass techno?

It's probably had the latches and handles removed for weight reduction. The doors are just held shut by the magnets in the speakers

City17
Dec 3, 2006

I admit to being a bit smitten.


http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/cto/1385984134.html


Poisonlizard
Apr 1, 2007

Landshark posted:

I admit to being a bit smitten.


http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/cto/1385984134.html



This is awesome. I may be headed through Newcastle next week, may have to go look at it. Not that I can afford it, but I would love to check it out.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Charles L. gently caress posted:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/1361763594.html

i'm sure this will find a buyer in no time!!


Click here for the full 1424x1095 image.


Automotive Insanity: The irl cool dudes forum *has over 10,000 wats power*

Fart Car '97
Jul 23, 2003

if I looking for motor
him name is boat motor
i lost my motor
308-2590
Love,
Terry
p.s.
I'll find my motor
who took my motor


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Fart Car '97 fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Sep 25, 2009

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Fart Car '97 posted:

if I looking for motor
him name his boat motor
i lost my motor
308-2590
Love,
Terry
p.s.
I'll find my motor
who took my motor


Click here for the full 1260x515 image.


I will prosecute you, and you will be in trouble, even though I have no idea who you are for some reason, even though you bought my car and ... :psyduck:

Blocko
Jul 12, 2008

Spoiler alert: Blood Ravens are actually Hiigarans who got sucked into the warp, were sent back in time to fight in WWII against the Panzer Elite, then stole a nazi time machine to go into the future and save mankind from an army of Lobster-Elephants and other impossible creatures.

Rated R.
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/bnc/cto/1390645473.html



Just needs a wax and a wash and it'll be good as new.

Molten Llama
Sep 20, 2006
That's a new definition of "pretty much complete" even for Craigslist.

Moruitelda
Aug 7, 2005

I'll shut you up with my cock, you son of a bitch!

comrade sampo posted:

Am I the only one who thought "What did they do to that Miata?" when they first saw this?

Nope. I did the exact same thing.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-Lincoln-2005-LINCOLN-LS-ULTIMATE-LUXURY-SPORT-V8-W0QQAdIdZ145848861

The ad seems sort of mundane and nothing special, but one of the photos is a :wtc:

The guy has worse writing that me so I cannot read a bit one word in particular, but I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with the car.
"Keith taught me how to ..... sean? seem? sing?

Watch me now!!"

:iiam:

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Sh4
Feb 8, 2009

slidebite posted:

http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-Lincoln-2005-LINCOLN-LS-ULTIMATE-LUXURY-SPORT-V8-W0QQAdIdZ145848861

The ad seems sort of mundane and nothing special, but one of the photos is a :wtc:

The guy has worse writing that me so I cannot read a bit one word in particular, but I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with the car.
"Keith taught me how to ..... sean? seem? sing?

Watch me now!!"

:iiam:



Keith taught me how to scan
Watch me now !

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

You're probably right. Good thing it's in the ad!

Big K of Justice
Nov 27, 2005

Anyone seen my ball joints?
Truck for sale on socaltrucks must be from California. You'd think so right?

Alabama? Sure.... custom IFS lift kit. Wait what? :doh:

Ad posted:


If you want a truck that will turn heads, sit as high as a Mack truck, and have the ability to crush old cars, this is right up your alley! The key is that this truck has high miles, but if you don't mind that, you are getting a steal. A 32" lift, 17" wheels, and almost 50" tires would probably set you back $15,000+ and the truck is ready to go. There really isn't much else to say. You can drive a massive truck that will turn heads, compel others to snap photos, and will cost less than a Honda Accord. Not to mention, everyone at your work will fear you because you can run over their car in the employee parking lot. Go big, go black, go intimidation, or go home...


:psyboom:

Does not compute... This better be a 100,000$+ custom rig with ton's of fab work....otherwise it's a shaft breaking machine if its an OEM drivetrain trying to drive huge tires.

Let's see..

http://www.socaltrucks.com/forsale2/viewlisting.php?view=532

:madmax:





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Words fail me.

City17
Dec 3, 2006

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


I had always heard that the first rule of hydroformed frames was to absolutely not compromise the integrity by welding crap to them and drilling holes in them.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





You missed the "MAD FLEX" shots, and the fact that this fucker has 183k on the clock.

The 4L60E is probably hobbling along on its last clutch pack.

Sterndotstern
Nov 16, 2002

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Not strictly automotive... but makes up for it with the insanity:


Bananagod? Really???

He is also selling some poo poo for H2s and for trucks.

City17
Dec 3, 2006

IOwnCalculus posted:

You missed the "MAD FLEX" shots, and the fact that this fucker has 183k on the clock.

The 4L60E is probably hobbling along on its last clutch pack.

Actually I missed that its a 2WD. :raise: :tipshat:

I too am at a loss for words.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Not AI but nice craigs idiocy.

Thanks for the public service announcement

http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computers-A-Pentium-4-is-not-a-dual-core-it-is-a-single-core-W0QQAdIdZ157658629

quote:

A Pentium 4 is not a dual core it is a single core It only emulates a dual core called H/T so don't be fooled by false advertising.

Big K of Justice
Nov 27, 2005

Anyone seen my ball joints?

Landshark posted:

Actually I missed that its a 2WD. :raise: :tipshat:

I too am at a loss for words.

Thats ok though because half of these 'bro lifted pickup trucks were originally 4x4's jacked so high with so little thought that the owners are forced to disconnect the front drive axle, and leave the t-case in Lock.

:downsbravo:

Big K of Justice fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Sep 27, 2009

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
LeMons car anyone?


http://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/1395198108.html

quote:

92’ Nissan 240SX Fastback – 2.4L KA24DE engine. $300

Great swap or refurbish project car. It needs a lot of care & attention. Standard 5 speed. Engine runs but very rough & needs an overhaul. Battery is dead. Has a welded differential, a 3” cat-back exhaust & a sunroof. The front fenders, bumper, interior parts & the old differential are inside the car. It has over 160K miles, speedometer/odometer broken & doesn’t reflect true mileage.

I’m on the eastside of Tucson. Call Dan at 290-6178, CASH ONLY, please leave name & number if I’m not home.

Fowl Language
Mar 29, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Post
http://www.socaltrucks.com/forsale2/viewlisting.php?view=524



I weep for my state...

Big K of Justice
Nov 27, 2005

Anyone seen my ball joints?

Fowl Language posted:

http://www.socaltrucks.com/forsale2/viewlisting.php?view=524



I weep for my state...

I suspect he tossed smaller cheap wheels and tires on it to recoup the cost. Big rubber is expensive and I can't see adding that much of a lift to run 33"'s. I mean.. what's the point?

Big K of Justice fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Sep 29, 2009

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Bolkovr
Apr 20, 2002

A chump and a hoagie going buck wild
Lotus Elan: just about the smallest car ever made and this guy can't get the entire car into any of his shots.

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