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Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

ab0z posted:

I know this guy IRL, he's this funny all the time.

I don't get the pun...

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ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

by angerbotSD

Adiabatic posted:

I don't get the pun...

What did I tell you folks? What did I tell you. He'll be here all weekend.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Adiabatic posted:

I don't get the pun...

Indy Racing League. Come on, don't let us all pass you by!

thArf
Oct 9, 2009
This thread is under so much pressure it feels like it is going to begin combustion at any second.

Glow plugs.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

thArf posted:

This thread is under so much pressure it feels like it is going to begin combustion at any second.

Glow plugs.

Not really, your timing is off.

Petekill
May 14, 2005

Where's Hammond?
Well I'll call him!
Haven't we exhausted all these puns? This thread is supposed to be about mechanical failures, but all i'm seeing is a bunch of interference.

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!
Yeah I'm starting to miss the point.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

I think it's time to condense these puns.

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!
Are you trying to reverse-flow the trend?

Lupin
Feb 21, 2007
Don't crumble under the back-pressure

Jork Juggler
May 22, 2007

PurpleFender posted:

I remember flooring contractor guys sending their underlings to my store with their F150s. The would take maybe one pallet max of tiles to bottom out. it was a trip watching the truck slowly. bottom. out. then watch the sidewalls start to flatten. Just one load of tile would do it.

my buddy's 2500 cummins wouldnt even touch the bumps. Proper truck that was.

Gears :buddy:

My dad once loaded 950 pounds of shingles behind the rear axle line in a Cutlass Ciera station wagon, which rolls on dinky 185/75-14 tires. The car is rated to carry 1199 pounds (higher than most crew car half-tons, hah) but that weight is generally meant to be spread evenly and not in the rearmost 15% of the car. I have no idea how he made it 15 miles.

Shauntron
May 19, 2005

I spent 10 bucks on this shit so don't get fucking banned okay.

Psylocibe posted:

Guy takes a piston to the chest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB-YwpvoPRY

Link is down, does anyone have another? I'm curious.

extreme_accordion
Apr 9, 2009

Shauntron posted:

Link is down, does anyone have another? I'm curious.

Then for sure your timing is off but the video was mildly explosive.

I shall summarize - 2 drag bikes at the line, left lane guy on bike has piston explode out the bike and something whack him in the chest - what looks like the piston rolling away could actually be his hand as the color matches his glove which was on the handle bar and in the general vicinity of said projectile.

extreme_accordion fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Nov 23, 2009

Soopafly
Mar 27, 2009

I have a peanut allergy.
In the event of an explosion (unless it's catastrophic to the point of a bomb), wouldn't the piston be forced down? Also, to me that looks like his glove (not hand or piston) with the way it hits the ground.

Either way, loving cool / scary.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
If the explosion was in another cylinder, that piston might be forced down but another could be forced up.

Don't give me crap for talking about an explosion inside a combustion cylinder, I know.

Kiyanis
Sep 25, 2007

BBQ Now.

Godholio posted:

If the explosion was in another cylinder, that piston might be forced down but another could be forced up.

Don't give me crap for talking about an explosion inside a combustion cylinder, I know.

Another far-fetched alternative is that the piston's connecting rod failed in such a fashion as to allow the piston to be forcefully ejected into and through the head by the force imparted on it from the rotating mass of the crankshaft/other pistons. Maybe.

orange lime
Jul 24, 2008

by Fistgrrl

KelvereseAysen posted:

Another far-fetched alternative is that the piston's connecting rod failed in such a fashion as to allow the piston to be forcefully ejected into and through the head by the force imparted on it from the rotating mass of the crankshaft/other pistons. Maybe.

I can't figure out how the piston (or whatever) seems to just...materialize in midair. There's a bang and then something appears to shoot out of the side of the gas tank, but there's no leaking gas or visible damage to the bike. It almost seems like it's just some random piece of the intake manifold or something that cracked off when the engine backfired/exploded.

N183CS
Feb 21, 2007

MOMS WITH GUNS
Here's another aviation related one. Happened here back in 1992. Back in the day C130's used to have regular mag plugs in all the gearboxes and accessory sections, and you had to pull each one after every flight to check for chips. Now they have a system that turns on a light in the cockpit if you get any metal on the plugs. The gearbox on this engine had an internal issue that the crew wasn't alerted to. This airplane did not have this system, so it continued to fail until this happened.


The prop and front half of the gearbox punched through the side of the plane while it was at altitude causing a rapid depressurization. Everything went white immediately afterwards due to the drop in pressure. One of the passengers now needs a hearing aid because of the pressure loss. The prop also severed one of the hydraulic lines for the landing gear.

There was another case back in the 70's where a C130 and P3 collided off of Midway island. Both planes landed safely. The P3 was missing a big chunk of outer wing and the C130 had a gash from nose to tail through the belly. They attached chains to the interior of the plane to hold it together, some sort of :black101: stitches and flew it back to the states for repairs.


C130's are loving strong machines.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

N183CS posted:

C130's are loving strong machines.
Unless they're used for firefighting duty. :haw:

herman391
Aug 25, 2009
NECKBEARDS EVERYWHERE HULK SMASH CONTROLLER GAEM TOO HARD

PurpleFender posted:

I remember flooring contractor guys sending their underlings to my store with their F150s. The would take maybe one pallet max of tiles to bottom out. it was a trip watching the truck slowly. bottom. out. then watch the sidewalls start to flatten. Just one load of tile would do it.

my buddy's 2500 cummins wouldnt even touch the bumps. Proper truck that was.

Gears :buddy:

The 2500 is also a heavier duty truck than an F150, with a higher rated payload. Apples to oranges comparison.

Sorry for the derail, I now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

Lovin the pics in this thread guys, I've seen some strange failures before but unfortunately don't have any pics to post.

herman391 fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Nov 24, 2009

thArf
Oct 9, 2009
Airplane failures make this thread. As grim as it is, I think crash investigations use some of the best science and engineering and minds.

Noncrashed plane failures are cool to look at too because they are so epic.

2ndclasscitizen
Jan 2, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post

orange lime posted:

I can't figure out how the piston (or whatever) seems to just...materialize in midair. There's a bang and then something appears to shoot out of the side of the gas tank, but there's no leaking gas or visible damage to the bike. It almost seems like it's just some random piece of the intake manifold or something that cracked off when the engine backfired/exploded.

Bingo. Some sort of backfire through the intakes because it was running nitrous (can't remember the specifics) that blew the airbox out and the tank off.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
semi-related, for those of you that love photos like this, check this book out:

http://www.amazon.com/Shot-Hell-Stories-Ravaged-Warbirds/dp/0760316090/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259062604&sr=1-1

lots of fun to flip through. the poo poo that B17s could survive is amazing.

Team140
Dec 13, 2005

2ndclasscitizen posted:

Bingo. Some sort of backfire through the intakes because it was running nitrous (can't remember the specifics) that blew the airbox out and the tank off.

I remember this one from way back. It didn't blow his hand off and it wasn't a piston. It was a vapor explosion (fuel or nitrous, can't remember) and what you see is his glove exiting stage left.

There is an interview with him floating around on the net after the explosion and he continued to race the rest of the day.

Skyssx
Feb 2, 2001

by T. Fine

N183CS posted:



I love how a crew member thoughtfully installed the before flight item on that engine nacelle. Preventing FOD damage is important, even when there's no loving engine or gearbox there.

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003

ab0z posted:

What company is offering those subframes? Can I order one? Is there a detailed writeup that you know of so I don't have to hassle you for details? :glomp:

This is what a finished AWD rear bolt-in subframe looks like for a FWD Escort/Protege/323. It's about 25lbs lighter than the normal AWD Protege setup and a fuckton stronger. Mind you, the spare tire well would have to be cut out, fuel filler line re-routed, etc - totally worth it though to have Toyota diffs out front and back (far more durable than anything Mazda makes involving driveline)





DELETED
Nov 14, 2004
Disgruntled

2ndclasscitizen posted:

Bingo. Some sort of backfire through the intakes because it was running nitrous (can't remember the specifics) that blew the airbox out and the tank off.

Nitrous pooling, maybe. If you're running a wet kit and hit the juice at low RPMs, the engine can't process the intake charge, which means that raw fuel/nitrous pools up in your intake runners, which results in a nice kaboom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Twb4I8_-OU

teh jhey
May 23, 2004

Kitty needs more souls.

Mr. Wiggles posted:

We finished in like 100th out of 160 something. So meh.

We melted two sets of plug wires. In fact it was so hot in the engine compartment that the heat proof insulation we wrapped the second set of wires with melted into the wires.

Oh and it overheated after about 2 laps everytime we went out so we just decided to run it overheated.

Also the cap and rotor were pretty fried and when we changed them it didn't miss nearly as much but the engine wouldn't stay cool so it didn't matter.

And the reason it was so loud was because, well, we don't have any gauges at all and we couldn't hear it to shift so we just drilled some holes in the cat and one in the y-pipe ahead of the cat and then we could hear it!

I can't wait for the aftermath pics start trickling down from the Lemons thread

meltie
Nov 9, 2003

Not a sodding fridge.

Sockington posted:

This is what a finished AWD rear bolt-in subframe looks like for a FWD Escort/Protege/323. It's about 25lbs lighter than the normal AWD Protege setup and a fuckton stronger. Mind you, the spare tire well would have to be cut out, fuel filler line re-routed, etc - totally worth it though to have Toyota diffs out front and back (far more durable than anything Mazda makes involving driveline)







That's a really pretty job.

Frank Dillinger
May 16, 2007
Jawohl mein herr!

meltie posted:

That's a really pretty job.

yeah, but then they bolt that horrible looking diff on there :( If you're going to spend fat wads of cash, at least do it right.

ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

by angerbotSD

Frank Dillinger posted:

yeah, but then they bolt that horrible looking diff on there :( If you're going to spend fat wads of cash, at least do it right.

Relax, it's just a test fit. The next step is probably bead blast and paint the diff, and powdercoat the subframe.

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.

Fucknag posted:

Unless they're used for firefighting duty. :haw:

I used to work with the widow of one of those guys.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

:smith:

Now I feel bad.

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.

Fucknag posted:

:smith:

Now I feel bad.

Don't.

I think if that didn't happen, he would have rigged it to happen.

Poing
Jul 25, 2001

Gaze into my eyes...

orange lime posted:

I can't figure out how the piston (or whatever) seems to just...materialize in midair. There's a bang and then something appears to shoot out of the side of the gas tank, but there's no leaking gas or visible damage to the bike. It almost seems like it's just some random piece of the intake manifold or something that cracked off when the engine backfired/exploded.

A lot of those drag bikes don't have the tank in the traditional location, it's just a giant composite airbox. Those things get thirsty running at 12k+ RPM.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

InterceptorV8 posted:

Don't.

I think if that didn't happen, he would have rigged it to happen.
Oh.

Well, if I'm not being an insensitive prick... I'm cool again! Drinks are on me!

BabyJesus
Nov 13, 2002

General_Failure posted:

Heads and pistons from my collection. The thing to note on the bottom head is the shim sitting on it. See the hole burnt throught it? Yeah. Did that in less than an hour, on more than one cylinder. Due to the domed piston pictured next to it.

The top one, dropped intake valve seat, ate a piston.



What kind of crazy motor is that? Boxer 4?

I HATE CARS
May 10, 2009

by Ozmaugh

BabyJesus posted:

What kind of crazy motor is that? Boxer 4?

It's a sad day when people don't recognise a VW aircooled motor.

BabyJesus
Nov 13, 2002
Very sad, indeed. The castings on the outside of the head looked "old", something you wouldn't see in a newer model car, but I haven't ever seen an aircooled VW engine before :)

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BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



Type 4 VW? If you ever own an ACVW, you get to look at the motor. A lot :v:

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