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Jo
Jan 24, 2005

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Soiled Meat

Sneaking Mission posted:

 



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ShinsoBEAM!
Nov 6, 2008

"Even if this body of mine is turned to dust, I will defend my country."

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woah

z0rge Costanza
Jul 30, 2006

My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!

Jo posted:

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Jo posted:

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Nuclear launch detected
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LinuxGirl87
Feb 13, 2006

by Ozmaugh

rio posted:



Fukkin magnets, how do they work?

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

LamoTheKid posted:

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

LamoTheKid posted:

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before image loaded was expecting cat looking at laser pointer dot but this is good too

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade




thought we could use an old klassik

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Binary Badger posted:



thought we could use an old klassik

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tony police
Sep 22, 2006

here's a recent pic of me and z0r

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
lol

Blotto Skorzany
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip
how do i keep a cat out of a room forever. my family bought one while i was away at school and it keeps making GBS threads on my stuff. it's not even a good cat. its ugly and isnt even affectionate to them. i want to sell it to loving lucky dragon so they can make a general tsos special out of it but that would irk my folks. halp

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Otto Skorzeny posted:

how do i keep a cat out of a room forever. my family bought one while i was away at school and it keeps making GBS threads on my stuff. it's not even a good cat. its ugly and isnt even affectionate to them. i want to sell it to loving lucky dragon so they can make a general tsos special out of it but that would irk my folks. halp

Close the door.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


pik_d posted:

Close the door.
lol

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
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pik_d posted:

Close the door.

qft, bfe

Blotto Skorzany
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip
i close the door and lock it when i leave for work at 3:20 every morning

sis or bro in law open it every day while i'm away so i don't ruin the second floor's feng shui or some poo poo

is there loving repellant i can buy or do i have to shoot the thing

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
the cat is not the problem

you crippling inability to ask your sister and the guy who fucks her to not unlock and open your door every day is the problem

Blotto Skorzany
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip
do so frequently

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
oh then you need real person cat advice

go ask pet island

here we just have advice for socially inept sperglords



sorry

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Otto Skorzeny posted:

i close the door and lock it when i leave for work at 3:20 every morning

sis or bro in law open it every day while i'm away so i don't ruin the second floor's feng shui or some poo poo

is there loving repellant i can buy or do i have to shoot the thing

bar the door from the inside and leave through the window

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

Trig Discipline posted:

bar the door from the inside and leave through the window

see that's more our speed

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
why do they have a key to your room

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Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
alternatively, lube up your rear end real good, stand on a chair, and go to town on the doorknob. do this while they're looking

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Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
that's how i got my brother to stop eating my slim jims anyway

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

Trig Discipline posted:

that's how i got my brother to stop eating my slim jims anyway

with your door nob or with your slim jims

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Lord Rumples Shoppe posted:

with your door nob or with your slim jims

uh both, obviously :rolleyes:

Blotto Skorzany
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

haveblue posted:

why do they have a key to your room

not a keyed door :( one of those lovely twist-lock things that opens with a q-tip

i guess i have to brave the dog masturbators (dvangels?) or whoever runs pi :smithicide:

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
there's literally nothing you can do btw

cats have brains the size of a pea and are territorial

if the cat is making GBS threads in your room it's because it is his shitbox and if he can get in there he will and he will poo poo on it

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
a little lead just behind the cat's ear also works (or yours, idc)

Trig Discipline posted:

alternatively, lube up your rear end real good, stand on a chair, and go to town on the doorknob. do this while they're looking

Trig Discipline posted:

that's how i got my brother to stop eating my slim jims anyway

lmao irl

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
cut off the cats claws and it will avoid you and anything that smells like you

be careful when you snip its claws, though - you need to make sure you clip off all of that cloudy pink portion inside of the claw, otherwise it's ineffective

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
you can get one of those compressed air things but really if your sister thinks its funny to unlock your room so your parents cat can poo poo in there then they'll just turn that off too

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

Kirk posted:

cut off the cats claws and it will avoid you and anything that smells like you

be careful when you snip its claws, though - you need to make sure you clip off all of that cloudy pink portion inside of the claw, otherwise it's ineffective

z0rge Costanza
Jul 30, 2006

My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!

Dash O Pepper posted:

here's a recent pic of me and z0r



lol

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!


mr rex is bored by your shenanigans

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

z0ratio hornblower posted:

lol

Let's Hoot

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice

Otto Skorzeny posted:

not a keyed door :( one of those lovely twist-lock things that opens with a q-tip

i guess i have to brave the dog masturbators (dvangels?) or whoever runs pi :smithicide:

those people got run out ages ago it's actually pretty chill anymore


srs pi post you could get ssscat and put it by the door but like others said they might just turn it off

you could take one of those office mats with spikes and set it upside down with the spikes up in your doorway cats hate walking on them

you could purchase a doorknob that actually has a key and tell your sister to gently caress itself

alternatively :goonsay: option: take that poo poo and put it in your sisters bed who the gently caress does she think she is

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Otto Skorzeny posted:

not a keyed door :( one of those lovely twist-lock things that opens with a q-tip

i guess i have to brave the dog masturbators (dvangels?) or whoever runs pi :smithicide:

they're not masturbating their dogs, they're just expressing their cum glands

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Lord Rumples Shoppe posted:

you can get one of those compressed air things but really if your sister thinks its funny to unlock your room so your parents cat can poo poo in there then they'll just turn that off too

yeah get this http://www.multivet.net/en/products/ssscat/

pro tip, you dont have to buy the expensive refills you can just take the tips off regular things of canned air for way cheaper

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Armacham posted:

yeah get this http://www.multivet.net/en/products/ssscat/

pro tip, you dont have to buy the expensive refills you can just take the tips off regular things of canned air for way cheaper

spray paint cans work too

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