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UnkleBoB
Jul 24, 2000

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1 of a kind Conquest!
I am looking to sell my 1 of a kind Conques for 3500. i wanted 4500 to 5000 but my U joint just broke so i am droppin the price. It has a Custom front, custom rear end, custom fender flairs, shaved door handles, has a 5.0 H.O. motor. possy traction. Must see.


Click here for the full 1008x915 image.


http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/1775011727.html

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KlementGottwald
Dec 24, 2009

by angerbot


:cry: :suicide:

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

coltron4040 posted:


This looks promising,



bring out....the loaner

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Not so much Craigslist Gold as Craigslist Red:
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/1784487701.html

vs Dinosaurs
Mar 14, 2009

Otacon posted:

Not so much Craigslist Gold as Craigslist Red:
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/1784487701.html



I would buy it in two seconds. (if it were remotely near me)

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Otacon posted:

Not so much Craigslist Gold as Craigslist Red:
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/1784487701.html



I don't think it's legal to sell cars that have contained murdered bodies.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


vs Dinosaurs posted:

I would buy it in two seconds. (if it were remotely near me)

Someone on Reddit already purchased it for $150 - turns out the A/C didn't work because a bullet went through the condenser - he spent $75 at the junkyard for new seats and a new condenser and is piecing it together right this very second.

EDIT: Shattered driver / passenger side widows.

Gnaghi
Jan 25, 2008

Is this a good first bike?
Rotten flesh is one thing, but regular cab? No thanks.

Cheap Bourbon
Apr 13, 2010

Gnaghi posted:

Rotten flesh is one thing, but regular cab? No thanks.

Thats right, a man's got to have his standards, amiright??

Aside from the negative juu-juu, sign me up (but its already sold), besides, juu-juu never travels more than 50 miles, right, right???

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Cheap Bourbon posted:

Aside from the negative juu-juu, sign me up (but its already sold), besides, juu-juu never travels more than 50 miles, right, right???

That's only for juju under its own power. This juju has a vehicle and is therefore more mobile than your standard juju. What if the bad juju figures out where your brake lines are? I wouldn't risk it.

the fastest fascist
Jun 11, 2010

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/cto/1782679162.html
That's a 9 second car, right?

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
The sound of the wind whistling through the bulletholes on the highway.

ssh
Dec 9, 2001

by elpintogrande

the fastest fascist posted:


http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/cto/1782679162.html
That's a 9 second car, right?

To catch and turn over? Likely.

Toucan Sam
Sep 2, 2000
I saw this on Jalopnik, can't believe it hasn't been posted in this thread. If it was closer i would have bought it hours ago.

http://bham.craigslist.org/cto/1785899154.html

eddiewalker
Apr 28, 2004

Arrrr ye landlubber

Toucan Sam posted:

I saw this on Jalopnik, can't believe it hasn't been posted in this thread. If it was closer i would have bought it hours ago.

http://bham.craigslist.org/cto/1785899154.html



Imagine how much rattling and creaking that thing probably makes lumbering down the road. It also seems kind of lazy not to rattlecan the door flat green to match after all that.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
It's not craigslist but it's most definitely gold:


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Lincoln Mark V pick-up truck

Mark V-chero?

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

Rhyno posted:

I don't think it's legal to sell cars that have contained murdered bodies.

I know it's legal to buy suicide cars because one of our mechanics bought one from the son of the woman who blew her brains out in it. The son just threw a towel over the blood and drove it that way for a while. Now the carpet and seats (including towel and blood) are lying around the employee parking lot being gross. The other techs keep razzing him over his "haunted car."

Professor Bling posted:

It's not craigslist but it's most definitely gold:


Click here for the full 1261x689 image.


Lincoln Mark V pick-up truck

Mark V-chero?

Marchero Cinquo!

I would drive that in a heartbeat.

Doctor Londom
Feb 24, 2006
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this and I don't give a fuck if you're at the top.
no tire kicker's dont ask dumb qustion's thank's


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Man-Eating Cow
Jan 18, 2001

by Fistgrrl

Doctor Londom posted:

no tire kicker's dont ask dumb qustion's thank's


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How do you spell words like "clutch" and "typical" correctly but you don't loving know that to make words plural you add s/es?

Then again he spelled "brakes", "bottom", and "question" wrong so maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Man-Eating Cow posted:

How do you spell words like "clutch" and "typical" correctly but you don't loving know that to make words plural you add s/es?

Then again he spelled "brakes", "bottom", and "question" wrong so maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

Educated men use apostrophes. Everywhere.

Poisonlizard
Apr 1, 2007

meatpimp posted:

Educated men use apostrophes's's's. Everywhere.

Fixed that for you's.

Jean Eric Burn
Nov 10, 2007

To be fair he has provided more information about the car than 95% of craiglist posts.

CAR FOR SALE

CAR FOR SALE. HAS WHEELS.

***MAKE ME AN OFFER***
NO EMAILS. CALL ME.

Pilsner
Nov 23, 2002

Doctor Londom posted:

no tire kicker's dont ask dumb qustion's thank's


Click here for the full 1022x986 image.


Holy shiiiiiiiiiit apostrophe overload''''''''''

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Doctor Londom posted:

no tire kicker's dont ask dumb qustion's thank's


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re written as spelled. It sounds great.

quote:

run is and drive is good new plug is wire is good tire is 4 cly 5 speed clutch good break is power window is lock is tilt cruise inside of car is clean body wise has a typical on the rear and a lil on the driver is side bottem it is not a rust bucket but has typical honda rust problem lol iam asking 1650$ no tire kicker is and dont ask dumb question is thank is.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
There is probably a coterie of people out there whose hosed-up fetish involves the cam pulleys and intake manifold on this car.

http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/cto/1791396262.html



Seriously, just look at this stuff:

Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Jun 14, 2010

goodfuldead
Feb 14, 2009

what a long strange thread its been

Seat Safety Switch posted:

There is probably a coterie of people out there whose hosed-up fetish involves the cam pulleys and intake manifold on this car.

http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/cto/1791396262.html



Seriously, just look at this stuff:


That does make me hard.

Grimster
May 15, 2004

you suck
Haven't run across much gold lately in my CL trolling but by god, THIS is gold!

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/rvs/1775760990.html

jandrese
Apr 3, 2007

by Tiny Fistpump
Wow, how much cardboard and PVC pipe can you buy for $1500? Apparently just enough to cover an F-150 in a tank shell.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Grimster posted:

Haven't run across much gold lately in my CL trolling but by god, THIS is gold!

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/rvs/1775760990.html



I don't even have a truck and I want it. I'd just park it in front of my house as a theft-deterrent system.

Grimster
May 15, 2004

you suck

Otacon posted:

I don't even have a truck and I want it. I'd just park it in front of my house as a theft-deterrent system.

I would find a beater F150 just so I can grin like an idiot and cruise around in this thing.

Cheap Bourbon
Apr 13, 2010

Grimster posted:

Haven't run across much gold lately in my CL trolling but by god, THIS is gold!

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/rvs/1775760990.html



Just to park in front of a place like this:

(Stolen shamelessly from another thread)

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma

Cheap Bourbon posted:

Just to park in front of a place like this:

(Stolen shamelessly from another thread)


Whats that from? As a ccw holder I would be pretty annoyed at this sign.

Cheap Bourbon
Apr 13, 2010
Dunno, random PYF funny images thread, page 35. Struck a funny with me.
Doesnt really apply in my state, the worst they can do is ask me to leave and if and only if, I refuse, could I be cited for trespass, so... let 'em have their fun while I have mine?

ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

by angerbotSD
If it's concealed, how will they know you have it? :v:

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma

ab0z posted:

If it's concealed, how will they know you have it? :v:

They certainly won't, it is just annoying that an anti concealed carry holder sentiment exists when theyre either a neutral or beneficial group depending on which study you believe.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

RealKyleH posted:

Whats that from? As a ccw holder I would be pretty annoyed at this sign.

When I was in Minnesota a couple years back I saw those signs (not that tank one) everywhere.

Iron Squid
Nov 23, 2005

by Ozmaugh
I hate people who put "LOW MILES" in the title of their CL ad.

*click*

Only 150,000 miles on a 6-year old car.

:bang:

Big K of Justice
Nov 27, 2005

Anyone seen my ball joints?

slidebite posted:

When I was in Minnesota a couple years back I saw those signs (not that tank one) everywhere.

Saw one at a Denny's in Carson, CA near the Ikea off 405. I thought it was strange.

Moruitelda
Aug 7, 2005

I'll shut you up with my cock, you son of a bitch!

Cheap Bourbon posted:

Dunno, random PYF funny images thread, page 35. Struck a funny with me.
Doesnt really apply in my state, the worst they can do is ask me to leave and if and only if, I refuse, could I be cited for trespass, so... let 'em have their fun while I have mine?

Well, it does change you from being an invitee to a trespasser at law. They might be able to make a case if, say, you slipped on a wet floor and wanted to sue them for it. "You had a concealed gun, which was not permitted, therefore you were a trespasser, and we're not liable to you."

I guess the $5,000 or so I wound up paying for Torts was worth something after all. :unsmith:

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Cheap Bourbon
Apr 13, 2010

Moruitelda posted:

Well, it does change you from being an invitee to a trespasser at law. They might be able to make a case if, say, you slipped on a wet floor and wanted to sue them for it. "You had a concealed gun, which was not permitted, therefore you were a trespasser, and we're not liable to you."

I guess the $5,000 or so I wound up paying for Torts was worth something after all. :unsmith:

My gawd, my nefarious plan is smitten....


Jeezus, it was a just a random sign in a good thread, and me, trying to be topical. I'll come up with some honest CG gold after I'm done listening to the CL Gold themesong while I kick it, old skewl......

errm,, no thats not the sound of me copying this to my memstick headunit.... move along, move along....

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