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el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl
Even the Boss 302 delivered less than 300. Perhaps he's talking about the theoretical top end of the engine. In which case I'd like to say that my A4 with the 2L engine could, according to a mechanic I trust, also handle about 500bhp. You'd just have to hook up a huge turbo to it, completely reprogram the ECU, and run it on 100+ octane racing fuel...

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AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma
Many 302 blocks have been known to crack before 500hp so you can forget the theoretical aspect too.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

frozenphil posted:

Ain't no naturally aspirated 302 on Earth making 500hp.

Is it even making half of that with a cam? Especially since it sounds like he didn't do anything with the heads or intake to match? :v:

frozenphil
Mar 13, 2003

YOU CANNOT MAKE A MISTAKE SO BIG THAT 80 GRIT CAN'T FIX IT!
:smug:

deviant. posted:

Is it even making half of that with a cam? Especially since it sounds like he didn't do anything with the heads or intake to match? :v:

250hp with a cam is pretty reasonable with a stock long block, but 200hp is probably closer to the truth.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

frozenphil posted:

Ain't no naturally aspirated 302 on Earth making 500hp.

Hey, cut him some slack. He said "APROXEMENTLY"

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
rounded to the nearest 500.

edit: excuse me, FAH HUNNERT

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Lancer8XT posted:

someone in CT needs to scoop this up. I don't have the cash on hand or otherwise it would totally be mine.


Click here for the full 1440x900 image.


edit: forgot the link!

http://newlondon.craigslist.org/ctd/1805055825.html

Isn't $1400 alot for an RX7 with no title? And with a lovely paint job to boot.

Plek
Jul 30, 2009

Sir Tonk posted:

Isn't $1400 alot for an RX7 with no title? And with a lovely paint job to boot.

Why the hell does it seem like every car from the 80s comes with a "HOLLEY CARB KIT" tacked on?

eddiewalker
Apr 28, 2004

Arrrr ye landlubber

Plek posted:

Why the hell does it seem like every car from the 80s comes with a "HOLLEY CARB KIT" tacked on?

Because carburetor are mysterious boxes of magic whose shininess and name-brand markings make the biggest contributions to their performance.

Carburetors are mechanical computers that no normal person couldn't understand.

eddiewalker fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Jun 25, 2010

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

Plek posted:

Why the hell does it seem like every car from the 80s comes with a "HOLLEY CARB KIT" tacked on?

Because every carbureted car from the 1980s had massive amounts of emissions poo poo tied into the carbs, typically with computer control as well. Holley/Weber make retrofit kits that make life a lot simpler.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Actual gold. Rusty, snow covered gold.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/cto/1809740829.html

quote:

BUCKET TRUCK 1989 - $1800 (Yonkers, New York)
Date: 2010-06-24, 10:35PM EDT
Reply to: sale-dbstg-1809740829@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

BUCKET TRUCK: 1989 FORD E-350
Baker Versalift 29' - 59,000 original miles with original owner. Great running, 2 new batteries, brakes fairly new, tires good.
Boom works well, up-down & turn left/right. Boom extend works normal, retracting is slow. Truck body has rust, truck is used on a
regular basis. $1800.00


Some college kid is gonna buy this, get really drunk and fall out of the bucket to his/her death

Doctor Londom
Feb 24, 2006
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this and I don't give a fuck if you're at the top.
Oh my god

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/1807911165.html


Click here for the full 942x1105 image.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Well, at least he's selling it cheap and with a clear shot of the terrible work.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/mis/1809930836.html

Gnaghi
Jan 25, 2008

Is this a good first bike?

change my name posted:

Some college kid is gonna buy this, get really drunk and fall out of the bucket to his/her death

Is it ok if I already graduated? I mean, it is pretty low miles and close by.

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

Ahahahahahahaha

The rear strut mounts rusting through is the death knell for a lot of Escort sedans as it's not safe to drive but the car is worth so little that it's more economical to buy something else than to have the body work done to repair it. Obviously this man was thinking outside the box.

The box of pop rivets and sheet metal scraps.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


frozenphil posted:

Ain't no naturally aspirated 302 on Earth making 500hp.

Trust me: driving that tiny thing with a 302 in it will feel enough like 500 to scare the crap out of anyone.

Bitcoin Billionaire
Mar 10, 2007

VideoTapir posted:


I saw one of these driving around my town center the other day. crazy car

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003

pienipple posted:

Ahahahahahahaha

The rear strut mounts rusting through is the death knell for a lot of Escort sedans as it's not safe to drive but the car is worth so little that it's more economical to buy something else than to have the body work done to repair it. Obviously this man was thinking outside the box.

The box of pop rivets and sheet metal scraps.

Yup. It's too drat common :(



MATLAB 1988
Sep 20, 2009
Have I posted about my Subaru XT yet? Here are pictures of my Subaru XT. POST POST POST.
I don't need two 1986 Turbo 4wd Digital Dash GL-10 Subaru XT's, do I? Actually yes, yes I do. Although I wonder why the passenger side strut is gas & the driver's side is the original NightmAir™ suspension. I like how the trunklid reads "GL-10 FULL-TIME 4WD TURBO XT".

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/1804016962.html






meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Almost Gold:

Damaged 1998 Volvo V70R Wagon / Parts - $900


Damaged 1998 Volvo V70R Wagon for sale. This is the model with huge engine power and sport driving function. Wrecked by a deer, no humans harmed. Damage limited to hood, front driver's side quarter panel, grill, headlight and bumper. We didn't even stop moving and airbags did not deploy. Beautiful black leather interior with diamond quilted panels. Picture shows vehicle before damaged portions were removed to investigate extent of damage. All pieces removed are included in sale except grill and front driver's quarter panel. Being offered for parts, as accident damage and faulty drive shaft exceed value of vehicle. Mileage is digital and not readily available. $900 or best reasonable offer. Cash only. Delivery unavailable, buyer must tow.


Oh really? Let me drive 30 minutes and take a look. 2 problems -- it was left outside for over a year since the accident and the weather had taken a heavy toll. Also, the woman told me that it "smelled hot" when they parked it last year... hmmm. Let's see, I'll take the bungie off the hood and see what's under there. "How far away was the shop that gave you the estimate?" "About 10 miles" "Didn't you notice that the radiator isn't even connected? :smith:"

Still a good buy for someone. The front and rear bumpers alone would bring several hundred, as would the nice sport seats with the suede inserts. Too many variables for me to do anything with it. Too bad...

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KlementGottwald
Dec 24, 2009

by angerbot

MATLAB 1988 posted:

I don't need two 1986 Turbo 4wd Digital Dash GL-10 Subaru XT's, do I? Actually yes, yes I do. Although I wonder why the passenger side strut is gas & the driver's side is the original NightmAir™ suspension. I like how the trunklid reads "GL-10 FULL-TIME 4WD TURBO XT".

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/1804016962.html









Yes. Yes you do.

Now I'm confused, weren't the 85 and 86 XT GL-10 Turbos part-time 4wd?

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...
That does not look like any Subaru engine bay I've ever seen, and I've seen plenty of them. Usually they have a hardpipe from the turbo, but that has an odd airbox and intake manifold.

MATLAB 1988
Sep 20, 2009
Have I posted about my Subaru XT yet? Here are pictures of my Subaru XT. POST POST POST.

Baby Hitler posted:

That does not look like any Subaru engine bay I've ever seen, and I've seen plenty of them. Usually they have a hardpipe from the turbo, but that has an odd airbox and intake manifold.

The "Spider" intake was on the EA-82t for a short time, the airbox has a Hot-Wire type MAF as opposed to the earlier Flapper type. Good for a 3hp boost over the 1986 year! The EA-82t still explodes if you look at it wrong.

The 85/86 GL-10 XT's have a button on the shifter for 4wd, otherwise they are front wheel drive.

Gotta find room for more 80's cars. I want a fleet.

salt the fries!
Dec 24, 2005
Hey have I mentioned yet that my license plate is "TOA5TER"? See, it's kyoot because it's a boxy car! ^_^
:wtc:

http://goo.gl/tWwU

money in =/= money out

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

salt the fries! posted:

http://goo.gl/tWwU

How do you generate a goo.gl short url for an arbitrary link?

Pilsner
Nov 23, 2002

kimbo305 posted:

How do you generate a goo.gl short url for an arbitrary link?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=create+goo.gl+url

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

oopsie, that's what I get for going to goo.gl directly and being told it wasn't possible.

Lightbulb Out
Apr 28, 2006

slack jawed yokel
Wish I had time, money, knowledge, and a place to put this car.

quote:

I am selling my 1967 Pontiac Bonneville Ambulance. It is a Superior Consort model. The Consort is a stock wheelbase model so it uses standard 67 Pontiac suspension and brake parts.

It has been in my shed for the last 15 years. The body is a classic 20 footer. It was painted in 1992 and there are lots of little issues all over. The interior needs a lot of cleanup. It has a good dash, door panels and a headliner, the front seat is fair and the carpet is junk. I have the rear bumper.

The engine is a 73 455 Pontiac that I put in about 7 years ago. It has about 50K miles on it. It runs but needs a tune up and carb work VERY bad. It has no brakes and no exhaust.

Included is a 68 Bonneville superior consort hearse for parts (the hearse had a partial interior fire and there is no engine or trans).

Also included is a stash of 67 Pontiac spare parts.

The picture in the driveway is 16 years old but shows what it looks like with nice wheels and the light on it. The lights are included (you can see the center light sitting on the front seat in the pictures).

I am asking $1500 for both cars.

star trek extra credit
Jun 3, 2007
AI, behold, 2 Alfa Romeos somewhat near me (didn't attach text as theres nothing good, this isnt really a funny post):

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/pts/1804921845.html


http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/bar/1802235193.html


So someone tell me- why would a bad starter prevent a 5-speed car from running/driving? And why would a bad water pump make the other car so cheap?

Somebody please, please stop me from buying that red one. Unggh man I want a 164.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
Because they're Alfas and that's only the tip of the iceberg?

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
you would have to be a masochist to buy an Alfa, especially one probably doesn't have a detailed service history and doesn't even run.

salt the fries!
Dec 24, 2005
Hey have I mentioned yet that my license plate is "TOA5TER"? See, it's kyoot because it's a boxy car! ^_^


"If I had lots of money, and I was looking for the gift for the person who has everything, this is the car I would buy. I would put kick-rear end rims on it, a new paint job, and totally pimp-out the interior. And doing it with the knowledge that it jump-started the come-back of a struggling artist would just make it all the more sweeter."

and by the (zero-rated) seller's name, this better be "wunuvakind." There is no way this is a real auction.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CAR-SURFER-has-EVERYTHING-/220627033357?cmd=ViewItem&pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item335e655d0d#ht_500wt_1182


kimbo305 posted:

How do you generate a goo.gl short url for an arbitrary link?

I use a google chrome extension. one click. :)

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

maxallen posted:

Because every carbureted car from the 1980s had massive amounts of emissions poo poo tied into the carbs, typically with computer control as well. Holley/Weber make retrofit kits that make life a lot simpler.

And Autozone sells Holley carbs.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

MATLAB 1988 posted:

Gotta find room for more 80's cars. I want a fleet.


Click here for the full 1024x768 image.


Sorry I navigated away from the ad but it's still out there somewhere. I was just thinking the same thing. Add a Mitsubishi Challenger to my mini fleet of Dodge Starions and Mitsubishi D50s. 80s cross pollination goodness.

KlementGottwald
Dec 24, 2009

by angerbot

14 INCH DICK TURBO posted:


Click here for the full 1024x768 image.


Sorry I navigated away from the ad but it's still out there somewhere. I was just thinking the same thing. Add a Mitsubishi Challenger to my mini fleet of Dodge Starions and Mitsubishi D50s. 80s cross pollination goodness.

These are very cool. Nice two-tone as well. Looks like a sport model, so it would have rear discs.


Also, say your name is Tom Humphrey.

KlementGottwald fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Jul 1, 2010

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
Good car runs good



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KlementGottwald
Dec 24, 2009

by angerbot

quote:


"Im just another supra fanatic. i have a moded 87 MKIII Turbo with targa top, its seen better days, currently the engines knocking and im not able to fix it or drive it anymore, but ive got around $13K in the car mostly performance and replacement parts. Its pretty good but still needs more $ i dont have to invest in it at this time, me and my family have fell on hard times so im thinking of selling it for about $10k or so, to get an '03 Evo as a better family car."











10 THOUSAND DOLLARS.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Jul 3, 2010

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
^^^ invested should never be used when talking about cars, there are rare exceptions, but as a general rule invested should never be used.

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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

keykey posted:

^^^ invested should never be used when talking about cars, there are rare exceptions, but as a general rule invested should never be used.

But then how would we find the crazy ones?

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