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Stare-Out posted:They're Buddy Rich quotes. As is "Then we'll see how he does up there, without all the assistance!" All great lines. Hell yes. poo poo, new page: How awesome is J. Peterman? Every single one of his lines makes me laugh -- and I love that fact that John O'Hurley still knows most of them. I think one of my all-time favourites from him is when he's talking to Elaine about the opium and the funniest part to me (besides thinking Kramer's her dealer) is when he discusses being an addict too: "I know what you're going through. I too once fell under the spell of opium. It was 1979. I was travelling the Yangtzee in search of a Mongolian horsehair vest. I had got to the market after sundown, all of the clothing traders had gone, but a different sort of trader still lurked about. "Just a taste," he said. That was all it took." I think it's the "Juuuuust a taste" that kills me. LesterGroans fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Jun 30, 2010 |
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LesterGroans posted:I think it's the "Juuuuust a taste" that kills me. Beeeeetter bring a poncho.
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Jun 30, 2010 16:48
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My favorite line in those rambling yarns was about how he sent addict Zack to Burma "in search of low-cost missiles".
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explosivo posted:Beeeeetter bring a poncho. Congratulations Elaine on a job...done.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Congratulations Elaine on a job...done. Elaine: You speak Burmese? Peterman: No Elaine, that was gibberish. So did you have any trouble finding the place? Elaine: No, you're the only white poet warlord in the neighborhood.
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Peterman: Elaine, I have a question for you. Is the item still...with you? Elaine: Um...as far as I know. Peterman: Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement? Elaine: Uh, I guess I hadn't-- Peterman: Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.
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It's disgusting. I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth.
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Jun 30, 2010 19:17
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Bernie is dead, you morons! Just because he's wearing sunglasses he looks alive?? Ughhh..
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Terry Glenn posted:It's disgusting. I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth. This is one of the few continuity errors in the series, isn't it? I know that in "The Wife" Kramer says he only takes baths.
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esperantinc posted:This is one of the few continuity errors in the series, isn't it? I know that in "The Wife" Kramer says he only takes baths. But Kramer lived in the shower in one episode.
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esperantinc posted:This is one of the few continuity errors in the series, isn't it? I know that in "The Wife" Kramer says he only takes baths. There's a few minor continuity errors but generally I consider anything related to Kramer is exempt because, well, it's Kramer.
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regulargonzalez posted:They stop with that in season 5 or 6 iirc. Which is another reason the later seasons were awesome - they opened with little vignettes that only occasionally related to the plot. Like this random scene between Kramer and Newman - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SULYI8y4WPo
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Kramer also doesn't use clocks according to the episode with the runner who slept in for his marathon, but if you go by episode "The Jimmy Legs," he does. Oh well. v v
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Jun 30, 2010 22:07
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He also buys himself a watch when he retires.
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Klaus Kinski posted:He also buys himself a watch when he retires. It's real (It's not real).
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Klaus Kinski posted:He also buys himself a watch when he retires. He also has a watch that he decides to set forward in The Susie, taking DST into his own hands.
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The Walrus posted:He also has a watch that he decides to set forward in The Susie, taking DST into his own hands. I'm immune to kramer jokes since I know kramer irl. Breaking news: He just cracked the nutrition secret; You only really need calories so he eats pure sugar or drinks sugar water and eats vitamin supplements. Only. I've known this man for 15 years, he's not joking.
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I never liked that episode with the fat free yogurt because the whole premise is based on not gaining weight because its nonfat, but that doesn't mean there aren't any calories. E: And that little kid really is a shithead. Evil Agita fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Jul 1, 2010 |
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Dr_Amazing posted:Is that the one where Puddy is just going to stare at the seat in front of him the whole time and it really bugs Elaine? I am that guy and it always bugs the poo poo out of people.
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Tender Bender posted:I am that guy and it always bugs the poo poo out of people. Don't you want a book or anything?
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It's depressing how the daily 7:00 Seinfeld reruns have been replaced by the god-awful "Kilborn File". I don't think I've ever rooted against a show as much as I do against that one.
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User-Friendly posted:It's depressing how the daily 7:00 Seinfeld reruns have been replaced by the god-awful "Kilborn File". I don't think I've ever rooted against a show as much as I do against that one. According to jim. 4 to 6 episodes a day every day. This was apparently better for daytime reruns than seinfeld.
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Klaus Kinski posted:According to jim. 4 to 6 episodes a day every day. This was apparently better for daytime reruns than seinfeld. See also 2 1/2 Men, and many other horrible sitcoms. How are these people (and shows) getting together? Alcohol.
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Jul 1, 2010 05:35
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95% of TV is unwatchable. UNWATCHABLE!
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Jul 1, 2010 06:08
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This pen smells really bad. Then why do I keep smelling it?
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User-Friendly posted:It's depressing how the daily 7:00 Seinfeld reruns have been replaced by the god-awful "Kilborn File". I don't think I've ever rooted against a show as much as I do against that one. gently caress Fox so much.
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Hennigan's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgXAt_gstcs "Boy that Hennigan's goes down smooth. And afterwards you don't even smell."
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hall n oates mom posted:My favorite line in those rambling yarns was about how he sent addict Zack to Burma "in search of low-cost missiles". Was it missiles? I always heard "whistles", which slayed me.
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Jul 1, 2010 07:32
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It's whistles, I'm pretty sure.
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esperantinc posted:This is one of the few continuity errors in the series, isn't it? I know that in "The Wife" Kramer says he only takes baths. Yeah, it's one of the few continuity errors, you know, like when George says he has a brother and Jerry says he has a sister. Unless they oddly just never get mentioned again.
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THERE I FIXED IT posted:Was it missiles? I always heard "whistles", which slayed me.
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I like whistles because why do you need whistles plural, why do you need cheap ones and why would you send someone to Thailand to buy them?
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Klaus Kinski posted:According to jim. 4 to 6 episodes a day every day. This was apparently better for daytime reruns than seinfeld. My local Fox's evening broadcast schedule: 5:00, The Simpsons 5:30, King of the Hill 6:00, 2.5 Men 6:30, 2.5 Men 7:00, Fox begins it's national programming day 9:00, News 9:30, Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00, The Office 10:30, Seinfeld 11:00, Everybody Loves Raymond 11:30, Seinfeld My local CW's evening broadcast schedule: 5:00, Judge Judy 5:30, According to Jim 6:00, Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader 6:30, Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader 7:00, CW's Crap 9:00, Oprah 10:00, Star Trek: The Next Generation 11:00, News 11:30, TMZ My local MyTV's evening broadcast schedule: 5:00, That 70's Show 5:30, That 70's Show 6:00, My Name is Earl 6:30, The Office 7:00, A forgotten B movie that no one cares about. 9:00, Cold Case Files 10:00, Family Guy 10:30, Family Guy 11:00, South Park 11:30, My Name is Earl So yeah, basically I have to stay up all night to watch Seinfeld anymore. It sucks because I can't do that as I work a normal job. 
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Iron Crowned posted:So yeah, basically I have to stay up all night to watch Seinfeld anymore. It sucks because I can't do that as I work a normal job. TBS airs two episodes back to back from 7pm to 8pm . My local fox affiliate shows it at 7:30pm and 11pm. So I get to choose between two episodes to watch at 7:30pm! Life is good.
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I was just listening to the radio, and they were playing Larry King's worst interview moments, and for one he had Jerry Seinfeld on. He asked Jerry if the show got canceled, or if he ended it on his own. Jerry got pissed and asked him if he even knew who he was. It was funny. Larry King is pretty dumb. EDIT: Transcript! KING: It lasted how long? SEINFELD: Nine years -- 180 episodes. KING: You gave it up, right? SEINFELD: I did. KING: They didn't cancel you, you canceled them? SEINFELD: You're not aware of this? KING: No, I'm -- I'm asking you (INAUDIBLE). SEINFELD: You think I got canceled? KING: Have I hurt you... SEINFELD: Are you under the impression that I got canceled? KING: Have I hurt you, Jerry? SEINFELD: I thought that was pretty well documented. This is a... KING: Don't most shows (INAUDIBLE)... SEINFELD: Is this still CNN? KING: Don't most shows go down a little? SEINFELD: Most people do also. KING: You were... SEINFELD: But... (LAUGHTER). SEINFELD: Yes, no, I went off the air, I was the number one show in television, Larry. KING: You were off... SEINFELD: Do you know who I am? (LAUGHTER) KING: A Jewish guy, Brooklyn. SEINFELD: Yes. KING: OK. SEINFELD: Seventy five million viewers... KING: OK. SEINFELD: ...the last episode. KING: Boy, you... SEINFELD: Was I canned? KING: Don't take it so bad. SEINFELD: Well, there's a big difference between being canceled and being number one. KING: OK, I'm sorry. Thenipwax fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Jul 1, 2010 |
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When all's said and done, the show is great... but man, is Jerry ever a real douchebag.
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That interview does remind me that he did it right. You go out while you're still on top so that you're not remembered like The Simpsons.
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Stuntman Mike posted:When all's said and done, the show is great... but man, is Jerry ever a real douchebag. I don't think so... if anyone's got a point, it's Jerry. #1 show pretty much throughout the 90's, you're being interviewed by Larry loving King about how your show ended, and if anyone should know what's going on, it's King. Absolutely ridiculous that he more or less ASKED whether or not the show ended by their choice or it was cancelled. Really? Plus, Jerry is, by trade, a comedian. He is taking the piss out of Larry because that's what he does for a living.
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:Hennigan's: "And because it's odourless, why it'll be our little secret  ."
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:Hennigan's: I'm running through the entire series for the first time, and the Hennigan's bit is my favourite so far. Along with the car reservations bit. "Imagine! You can walk around drunk all day!"
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