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Karl Rove: Feb 26, 2006; Oh man, the Elders are really lovely guys. Their astral projection seminars are literally off the fucking planet, and highly recommended.

Echoing the sentiment that Vegetable Lasagna is the best one-off character.

"That's my apple juice!"

# ? Jul 3, 2010 04:27

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 11:50

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

Karl Rove posted:

Echoing the sentiment that Vegetable Lasagna is the best one-off character.

"That's my apple juice!"

"My name is Magnus!"

# ? Jul 3, 2010 04:39

stratdax: Sep 14, 2006

"Who, this guy? He's an idiot, he doesn't mean anything to me."
"I can hear you."

# ? Jul 3, 2010 05:00

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

When Elaine refers to the guy as Vegetable Lasagna to Jerry, that is one of those moments that showcases the whole "every character has their names for something, and we only get it 'cause we've seen the progression" thing they use every so often.

The other example I can think of is George's "He's beboppin' and scattin' AND I'M LOSING IT!" It makes absolutely no sense to anyone else who sees it at the end, except for George and the audience.

Oh, and when Jackie Chiles retorts to them calling the Soup Nazi the Soup Nazi in the finale. "'Soup Nazi'? You people got little pet names for everybody!"

# ? Jul 3, 2010 05:47

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

explosivo posted:

What in the HOLY gently caress is wrong with Elaine's hand in this screen grab?!

# ? Jul 4, 2010 01:20

Evil Agita: Feb 25, 2005; Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

man hands

# ? Jul 4, 2010 02:11

Wanvig: Sep 8, 2003

That wasn't a twist-off...

# ? Jul 4, 2010 02:21

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Don't you just love lobster?

:gonk:

# ? Jul 4, 2010 03:37

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

tvgm2 posted:

Don't you just love lobster?

You've got something on your lip.... just.... just there.... no no, let me get it for you....

# ? Jul 4, 2010 04:04

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

Evil Agita posted:

man hands

Like a creature from Greek mythology.

# ? Jul 4, 2010 04:35

dyn: Jan 9, 2005; Barn duelin' since '07

Oooh an eye lash!

Make a wish!

# ? Jul 4, 2010 05:08

Azure_Horizon: Mar 27, 2010; by Reene

Here, let me open that for you.

*urrr-EEEE*

Something about that sound just makes me laugh so hard.

# ? Jul 4, 2010 05:09

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4L_CBffhOA

seinfeld owns so hard.

# ? Jul 4, 2010 06:20

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

dyn posted:

Oooh an eye lash!

Make a wish!

Didn't come true... :smith:

# ? Jul 4, 2010 16:40

ZoDiAC_: Jun 23, 2003

The pig says, "My wife is a slut!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY-h3spBAgI

# ? Jul 4, 2010 19:56

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

mojo1701a posted:

When Elaine refers to the guy as Vegetable Lasagna to Jerry, that is one of those moments that showcases the whole "every character has their names for something, and we only get it 'cause we've seen the progression" thing they use every so often.

The other example I can think of is George's "He's beboppin' and scattin' AND I'M LOSING IT!" It makes absolutely no sense to anyone else who sees it at the end, except for George and the audience.

Oh, and when Jackie Chiles retorts to them calling the Soup Nazi the Soup Nazi in the finale. "'Soup Nazi'? You people got little pet names for everybody!"

This was basically the entire premise of George's plot in the The Gum.

"Don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!"

# ? Jul 4, 2010 20:10

stratdax: Sep 14, 2006

Fallon posted:

The pig says, "My wife is a slut!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY-h3spBAgI

When I saw this, I thought that "slut" meant female pig, much like "bitch" is a female dog. So the joke was actually funny. I looked it up - whaddya, slut just means a skanky woman.

# ? Jul 5, 2010 00:15

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Everyone in the world knew that except for you.

# ? Jul 5, 2010 00:40

bows1: May 16, 2004; Chill, whale, chill

hall n oates mom posted:

Everyone in the world knew that except for you.

I didn't know it was possible not to know that.

# ? Jul 5, 2010 01:02

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

I love how Kramer doesn't have a single line in the whole scene.

# ? Jul 5, 2010 01:16

wa27: Jan 15, 2007

MokBa posted:

I love how Kramer doesn't have a single line in the whole scene.

Wasn't that the episode where he took a vow of silence?

# ? Jul 5, 2010 01:31

LesterGroans: Jun 9, 2009; It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Lord Hydronium posted:

This was basically the entire premise of George's plot in the The Gum.

"Don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!"

I love George's "And him!" pointing to the flower shop owner smiling and smelling his flowers. Makes George look so crazy. Perfect.

So many great side-characters too(speaking og Vegetable Lasagna), not just the one-offs. Seriously, who can decide whose the best between the likes of Peterman, Steinbrenner, Bania, Puddy, Kreuger, freaking Newman.

Edit: Whatley! Mickey!

LesterGroans fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Jul 5, 2010

# ? Jul 5, 2010 04:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

LesterGroans posted:

I love George's "And him!" pointing to the flower shop owner smiling and smelling his flowers. Makes George look so crazy. Perfect.

So many great side-characters too(speaking og Vegetable Lasagna), not just the one-offs. Seriously, who can decide whose the best between the likes of Peterman, Steinbrenner, Bania, Puddy, Kreuger, freaking Newman.

Frank Costanza's Lawyer :colbert:

# ? Jul 5, 2010 04:07

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

Jerusalem posted:

Frank Costanza's Lawyer

Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a cape?

# ? Jul 5, 2010 04:11

LesterGroans: Jun 9, 2009; It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Jerusalem posted:

Frank Costanza's Lawyer

George: I hate anyone who wears a cape.
Jerry: ... Superman wears a cape! and I'll be damned if i'm gonna stand here and let you say anything bad about him!

# ? Jul 5, 2010 04:11

Karl Rove: Feb 26, 2006; Oh man, the Elders are really lovely guys. Their astral projection seminars are literally off the fucking planet, and highly recommended.

I miss Sid the car parker :smith:

"What do you mean 'who am I'? I know who I am. Do you know who *you* are?"

# ? Jul 5, 2010 10:49

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

This thread is 34 pages so this may have been posted, but this is one of the greatest deliveries of a line of all time. When Stiller says "... what the HELL does that mean?"..... gently caress, I can barely breath it's so funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2LdHH0hmHY

# ? Jul 5, 2010 13:44

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

wa27 posted:

Wasn't that the episode where he took a vow of silence?

Starting....now!

# ? Jul 5, 2010 14:25

Lord of Laughton: Nov 11, 2008; It's hard to say for certain
But I think I like it here.

LesterGroans posted:

George: I hate anyone who wears a cape.
Jerry: ... Superman wears a cape! and I'll be damned if i'm gonna stand here and let you say anything bad about him!

Alright... Superman is the exception!

# ? Jul 5, 2010 14:26

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

Dis son of a beech is ice cold!

explosivo fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Jul 5, 2010

# ? Jul 5, 2010 15:23

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

I knew Larry David was in a bunch of Seinfeld episodes, but I had no idea he was in SO MANY SCENES.

# ? Jul 5, 2010 17:24

ZoDiAC_: Jun 23, 2003

Larry David voicing Steinbrenner was hilarious

# ? Jul 5, 2010 19:40

LesterGroans: Jun 9, 2009; It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Fallon posted:

Larry David voicing Steinbrenner was hilarious

I love that he did it through season 8 too, cause he was fantastic.

"She's a heartbreaker, lovetaker, Brubaker run this prison like a man, oh-oh."

# ? Jul 5, 2010 19:44

Jingleheimer: Mar 30, 2006

In one of the dvd extras they talk about how they got George Steinbrenner for an episode but ended up cutting the scene they shot, I don't remember if they put the scene on the dvd though.

# ? Jul 5, 2010 20:10

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

Jingleheimer posted:

In one of the dvd extras they talk about how they got George Steinbrenner for an episode but ended up cutting the scene they shot, I don't remember if they put the scene on the dvd though.

They did:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LD3udSurzw

# ? Jul 5, 2010 20:30