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I love how George describes Kramers life: "Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall rear end-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbours, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp" I can't not read that and hear Georges voice, and It's awesome! Probably the two best characters in TV history. Oh a new page. Here have some more Kramer! 
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"He disgusts me! And yet.... I can't look away." I also love his story about being a sailor for a few years. "It was a big ship!"
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Jul 15, 2010 01:09
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 hahahahaha you can buy a shirt with this image on it
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Jul 15, 2010 01:15
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wa27 posted:Thank you, this is my favorite moment in this show!
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Jul 15, 2010 01:21
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Cane Break posted:
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Jul 15, 2010 02:32
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wa27 posted:I have this shirt for some reason. I wore it sometimes in high school but then Michael Richards had his racist rant and I don't think I've put it on since. I suppose enough time has passed to make it ok to wear again (once you look past its tackiness). I think Cane Break meant you can buy a shirt that has Kenny Kramer wearing a Kramer shirt on it
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Jul 15, 2010 02:49
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Now we just need a t-shirt of Kramer wearing a shirt of Kenny Kramer wearing a shirt of Kramer, with the main Kramer being confronted by Leon in his Farrakhan getup. I loved the Seinfeld stuff in the last season of Curb.
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Jul 15, 2010 04:24
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My brother's going to audition for a play in a little over a month, and he has to present a contemporary monologue (less than 2 minutes), and I'm trying to convince him to pick something from Seinfeld. I know the show has mostly dialogue, so I was wondering if there was anything approaching a good monologue in the show. My own memory fails me.
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Jul 15, 2010 04:41
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How do you forget the Whale & the Marine Biologist?
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Jul 15, 2010 04:46
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mojo1701a posted:My brother's going to audition for a play in a little over a month, and he has to present a contemporary monologue (less than 2 minutes), and I'm trying to convince him to pick something from Seinfeld. I know the show has mostly dialogue, so I was wondering if there was anything approaching a good monologue in the show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA2HKoAnM7I
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Jul 15, 2010 04:48
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Monsignor Martinez posted:How do you forget the Whale & the Marine Biologist? I considered it, but I thought that the punchline relies on Kramer's "what is that, a titleist?" along with Jerry's "mammal" comment.
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Jul 15, 2010 04:51
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Kramer: C'mon Frank, I need you. I mean the war was fifty years ago. Frank: In my mind, there's a war still going on. Kramer: Alright, what happened, Frank? What is it that you can't get over? Frank pours a shot of whiskey and drinks it. Frank: Inchon, Korea, 1950. I was the best cook Uncle Sam ever saw, slinging hash for the Fighting 103rd. As we marched north, our supply lines were getting thin. One day a couple of GIs found a crate, inside were six hundred pounds of prime Texas steer. At least it once was prime. The Use date was three weeks past, but I was arrogant, I was brash, I thought if I used just the right spices, cooked it long enough... Kramer: What happened? Frank: I went too far. I over seasoned it. Men were keeling over all around me. I can still hear the retching, the screaming. I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys. Kramer: Frank, you were a boy too. And it was war. It was a crazy time for everyone. Frank: Tell that to Bobby Colby. All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well he went home alright, with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet. Had to sit him on a cork the eighteen-hour flight home! Kramer: Frank, now listen to me. Two hundred Jewish singles need you. This is your chance to make it all right again. Frank: No. No, I'll never cook again! Never! Now get out of my house!! Get out. Go. You could cut out most of the Kramer lines.
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mojo1701a posted:My brother's going to audition for a play in a little over a month, and he has to present a contemporary monologue (less than 2 minutes), and I'm trying to convince him to pick something from Seinfeld. I know the show has mostly dialogue, so I was wondering if there was anything approaching a good monologue in the show. Have him do the scene where Mickey has to do a scene relying on Kramer to come in and sit down.
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Jul 15, 2010 05:04
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mojo1701a posted:I considered it, but I thought that the punchline relies on Kramer's "what is that, a titleist?" along with Jerry's "mammal" comment.
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Jul 15, 2010 05:14
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The Mr. Bookman monologue was the best one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zePQavforA&feature=player_embedded Alternatively: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9W-smdTVjA
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Jul 15, 2010 05:35
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wa27 posted:The Mr. Bookman monologue was the best one: "Well I got a flash for you, joy boy"
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Jul 15, 2010 06:59
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"I know you're up there, laughing at me! Laughing! Laughing and lying and laughing!"
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Jul 15, 2010 08:24
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mojo1701a posted:My brother's going to audition for a play in a little over a month, and he has to present a contemporary monologue (less than 2 minutes), and I'm trying to convince him to pick something from Seinfeld. I know the show has mostly dialogue, so I was wondering if there was anything approaching a good monologue in the show. What about the severed finger / Kramer driving the bus?
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Jul 15, 2010 11:04
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Hipster_Doofus posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA2HKoAnM7I The med student here is Daniel Dae Kim (Jin from Lost).
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Jul 15, 2010 12:04
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Konec Hry posted:What about the severed finger / Kramer driving the bus? Or George's rant on how much Jerry's jacket must have cost.
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Jul 15, 2010 12:36
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Konec Hry posted:What about the severed finger / Kramer driving the bus? Yeah, Kramer driving the bus would be my choice as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeooRXYmOu8
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Jul 15, 2010 14:09
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People kept ringing the bell!
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Jul 15, 2010 14:14
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Or Jerry's story about the big race.
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Jul 15, 2010 14:25
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Aatrek posted:The med student here is Daniel Dae Kim (Jin from Lost).  I'm watching lost now (middle of season 3 so far) and that just blew my mind
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Jul 15, 2010 14:32
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I nominate "Kramer figuring out George's code": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY03ymgskNI&NR=1 "And only the purest system nectar can satisfy you!"
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Jul 15, 2010 14:41
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How about his speech on Little Jerry? "Yah, yah! You see in Little Jerry Seinfeld the unlimited future you once had. Now, just because Jerry Seinfeld is a has-been, don't make Little Jerry Seinfeld a never-was!"
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Jul 15, 2010 14:42
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These are all good nominations but i don't think any of them top the first one, George's encounter with the whale. I'm sure it would be okay to have a couple of non-george lines there as well.
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Jul 15, 2010 14:42
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William Pahllace posted:^^^^ Woah, real Kramer sounds loving rad. I was thinking about this the other day. I couldn't get over how much the newest season of Curb reminded me of Synecdoche, New York.
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Jul 15, 2010 15:19
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), and Jason Alexander playing living the embodiment of Larry David.
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Pooned posted:Oh a new page. Here have some more Kramer! My barber has a framed print of this on his wall. As in, this entire image, with frame, is printed and itself placed in a normal frame.
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Jul 15, 2010 15:25
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McSpanky posted:My barber has a framed print of this on his wall. As in, this entire image, with frame, is printed and itself placed in a normal frame. Does he specialize in a haircut at his shop called "The Kramer"?
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McSpanky posted:My barber has a framed print of this on his wall. As in, this entire image, with frame, is printed and itself placed in a normal frame. Oddly enough, Michael Richards hates that painting. Well, he also hates minorities, so take his opinion for what it is worth.
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Jul 15, 2010 16:26
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Ishamael posted:Well, he also hates minorities, so take his opinion for what it is worth.
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Jul 15, 2010 16:31
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktZde2tEK1Y
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Jul 15, 2010 16:40
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Stuntman Mike posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktZde2tEK1Y God drat, this scene is awesome. Curb Your Enthusiasm is so good.
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Stuntman Mike posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktZde2tEK1Y
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Jul 15, 2010 18:21
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William Pahllace posted:Does he specialize in a haircut at his shop called "The Kramer"? Every time you go there, you come out looking like you're five years old.
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I posted in the wrong thread!
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Jul 15, 2010 19:28
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TMMadman posted:According to IMDb, it is indeed Kyle Gass. Holy poo poo I can't believe I never noticed that before. 
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Haha, I never really noticed that Jerry, George and Elaine all throw like 4 bucks a piece for a tip to the black waitress when they are talking about Elaine's boyfriend being black. I also love that when they find out they are both white, Elaine asks 'Wanna go to the Gap?'
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"Kramer, you can't live down here. This is where people come to die!"
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