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Jul 16, 2010 17:21
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Kirk posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il2-3Oik0FE my friend had 2 of those and one was indoors. first time i met it i was tripping balls on acid and it freaked me out hardcore those fuckers walk like cheetahs and they have huge 3" fangs it really didn't like me.
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Jul 16, 2010 17:21
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flyboi posted:those fuckers walk like cheetahs yeah cheetahs sure do
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Jul 16, 2010 17:25
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Kirk posted:yeah cheetahs sure do woops he had this cat 
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Jul 16, 2010 17:27
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flyboi posted:woops 
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Jul 16, 2010 17:31
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Kirk posted:it means "i get to gently caress up anything my size or below". im hard pressed to think of an animal of equal size to a house cat that could consistently win in a life or death fight that's not what apex predator means, it means that there is nothing that preys on it within its ecological niche (not counting humans) virtually any animal could gently caress up something smaller than it is in a straight fight
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Jul 16, 2010 17:31
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same poo poo different pile i refuse to be corrected
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Jul 16, 2010 17:48
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/ quote:bed is mine go away
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Jul 16, 2010 17:51
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things to be around while tripping: not that catte
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Jul 16, 2010 17:55
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don't keep wild animals as pets 
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Jul 16, 2010 17:55
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axolotl farmer posted:don't keep wild animals as pets if theyre ur pet theyre obv not a wild animal though
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Jul 16, 2010 17:58
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i want to have a catte that is my catte but is the size of a jungle catte that is my dream
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Jul 16, 2010 18:01
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Jonny 290 posted:if theyre ur pet theyre obv not a wild animal though servals are wild cats, even if they are bred in captivity. they don't deserve to be kept indoors.
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Jul 16, 2010 18:07
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axolotl farmer posted:servals are wild cats, even if they are bred in captivity. they don't deserve to be kept indoors. ya p much it sprayed all over the place in its room and it smelled horrible all it would do was pace around the walls and look at me and hiss with its huge rear end fangs it was front declawed but i knew it was going to eat my face off
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Jul 16, 2010 18:29
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okyeah thats less cool =/ i still want an asian fishing cat and YES I WOULD feed it entire sides of goats   
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Jul 16, 2010 18:58
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Shaggar posted:any housecat will beat up a non-feral dog My cat is living proof of this. It took the dog a few tries before he realized that the cat was best left alone. E: now they are the best of buddies.
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Jul 16, 2010 18:59
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yeah owning a wild cat as a pet is no problem as long as you're willing to provide it with a suitable habitat and don't entertain stupid ideas about rolling around in the grass with it like best buds
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Jul 16, 2010 19:04
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owning a few dozen fenced in acres and a wild cat would fuckin own though, buy rabbits and set them loose and watch it hunt
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Jul 16, 2010 19:05
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Kirk posted:yeah owning a wild cat as a pet is no problem as long as you're willing to provide it with a suitable habitat and don't entertain stupid ideas about rolling around in the grass with it like best buds can't wait for genetics science to advance 'til I can roll around with a tame tiger that acts like a golden retriever gonna name my kid calvin and have adventures all up ins
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Jul 16, 2010 19:57
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hahah that'll be hilarious MRRRRRROW *sharpens claws on chainlink fence* WHO WANTS TO PET MY CAT
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Jul 16, 2010 20:00
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Jonny 290 posted:okyeah thats less cool =/ that is a very purrty kitty
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Jul 16, 2010 20:01
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Janin posted:can't wait for genetics science to advance 'til I can roll around with a tame tiger that acts like a golden retriever until the tiger rolls over on your kid and literally crushes it why not just get a Toyger instead 
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Jul 16, 2010 20:02
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owning a cat like that would be awesome but i can't help but feel bad for the cats in the animal shelters who need homes, and if i paid for a specific breed while other cats were being put to sleep i'd feel even worse my two cats were former strays rescued off the street
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Jul 16, 2010 20:07
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Kirk posted:until the tiger rolls over on your kid and literally crushes it no you see we want giant cats that act like small ones
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Jul 16, 2010 20:19
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Jewish Pokemon posted:no you see we want giant cats that act like small ones well now that you mentioned it, i want a housecat that acts like a tiger
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Jul 16, 2010 20:22
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they basically do though
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Jul 16, 2010 20:23
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Kirk posted:they basically do though I want a small cat that roars like a big cat so I can leave it near peoples beds and have it roar
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Jul 16, 2010 20:25
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I want a lion that won't kill me or someone else. Sadly science has not been able to make this happen. If you get a large cat, eventually it is going to attempt to eat you.
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Jul 16, 2010 20:27
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I said come in! posted:If you get a small cat, eventually it is going to attempt to eat you. but they just wont succeed
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Jul 16, 2010 20:37
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adopting strays owns. true story: in my old city, petsmart had a section of the store dedicated to adoptions. the dogs were in a big fenced-off area, and cats in a separate room with an airlock-style double door. when I was looking at the cats, most of them were skittish, but one just walked over and started with the snuggles. eventually, she let me pick her up, and as I walked around the store with her she fell asleep in my arms during the checkout they scanned her tag, and then said they wouldn't allow me to leave the store unless I put her in a box because she was a noted as a "feral wildcat". at this point, she was still asleep, with her cheek resting against my arm. eventually, they relented and I walked out with her So far, the only effect of being a "feral wildcat" I've noticed is that she absolutely can't stand other cats. occasionally I'd find a stray while out walking with my brother's dog, and bring it home, and my cat would just go absolutely nuts until that cat was out of the house. she also catches full-grown pigeons and hauls them inside, but she's not big enough to kill them so they escape and then bleed all over everything trying to get out I had to leave her with my parents when I moved out, apparently she still sleeps in my old bedroom 
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Jul 16, 2010 20:57
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growing up, we adopted two farm cats. my brother and i both got to choose one out of a litter of about 8 or so, and we ended up picking the most dominant one plus the runt. most definitely saved the runt's life but also left the others we had to leave behind with more food by taking the dominant one as well feels good man
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Jul 16, 2010 21:00
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iamthejeff posted:growing up, we adopted two farm cats. my brother and i both got to choose one out of a litter of about 8 or so, and we ended up picking the most dominant one plus the runt. most definitely saved the runt's life but also left the others we had to leave behind with more food by taking the dominant one as well did you formulate this catte adoption strategy on the spot or was it years in the making
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Jul 16, 2010 21:01
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it just happened that way. my brother and i were kids and then it wasnt until later that we realized the impact
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Jul 16, 2010 21:02
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axolotl farmer posted:website of a linguist who studies purring best job ever Janin posted:want to motorboat that belly
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Jul 16, 2010 21:26
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iamthejeff posted:growing up, we adopted two farm cats. my brother and i both got to choose one out of a litter of about 8 or so, and we ended up picking the most dominant one plus the runt. most definitely saved the runt's life but also left the others we had to leave behind with more food by taking the dominant one as well *nods* yeah u did good, nice 1 
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Jul 16, 2010 21:28
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Jewish Pokemon posted:no you see we want giant cats that act like small ones  pretty sure if domestic cats were as big as cougars theyd kill us
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Jul 16, 2010 21:43
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pretty sure if they could figure out how to open round door handles we'd suffer the same fate
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Jul 16, 2010 21:44
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Most news stories about mountain lion attacks or from any large cat makes it seem like they just kind of pop out of no where and attack the person without warning.
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Jul 16, 2010 21:46
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I said come in! posted:Most news stories about mountain lion attacks or from any large cat makes it seem like they just kind of pop out of no where and attack the person without warning. It is all okay as long as you have children to feed to the cat
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Jul 16, 2010 21:47
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domestic cats can't really get much bigger before their jaw strength allows them to start breaking human bones, i mean you prob dont even want to have one the size of a lynx around in case it gets bitchy
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Jul 16, 2010 21:48
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