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SamuraiFoochs posted:Joe Paternowns Joe Paterowns stadium On the corner of Eat gently caress Buckeyes boulevard and Ann Arbor's a whore avenue. Across from the gently caress yeah Joe Pa again Peachy Paterno woot woot Center.
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# ? Jun 21, 2010 22:06 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:36 |
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Dylar Addict posted:Joe Paterowns stadium Parallel to poo poo His Pants on the Field at Ohio Stadium Court
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# ? Jun 22, 2010 00:14 |
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MassRayPer posted:The best story from that show is how Akira motherfucking Hokuto met her husband on that tour and they had incredibly loud sex at the hotel. Fixed.
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# ? Jun 22, 2010 00:26 |
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I saw this posted on THE BOARD and had to bump this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STB6n9YT5ko The Uncensored 96 Doomsday Cage The Alliance to End Hulkamania vs Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage
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# ? Jul 24, 2010 07:17 |
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MassRayPer posted:I saw this posted on THE BOARD and had to bump this thread: What the poo poo did I just watch? And what was even the point of having that end in a pinfall? How did that in any way matter, especially since no one even attempted a pinfall before the finish? I'm glad no other promotion has done matches with stacked cages. Every one I've seen sucked.
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# ? Jul 24, 2010 08:00 |
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Space Cob posted:What the poo poo did I just watch? And what was even the point of having that end in a pinfall? How did that in any way matter, especially since no one even attempted a pinfall before the finish? Jimmy King vs. DDP. Claim disproven.
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# ? Jul 24, 2010 15:40 |
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Uncensored 96 was generally speaking a very bad ppv. It has the Finlay-Regal match where they just beat the poo poo out of each other, but other than that its all poo poo. Pretty much the only thing of note it did was set up the angle of DDP leaving WCW and living in the street until he returned at Slamboree.
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# ? Jul 24, 2010 15:55 |
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MrBling posted:Uncensored 96 was generally speaking a very bad ppv. Uncensored was generally speaking a very bad PPV. Every year it had 0-2 decent matches and a ton of poo poo rounding out the card.
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# ? Jul 24, 2010 18:17 |
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tzirean posted:Uncensored was generally speaking a very bad PPV. Every year it had 0-2 decent matches and a ton of poo poo rounding out the card.
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# ? Jul 24, 2010 18:24 |
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Endorph posted:You could say that about most every WCW PPV after a certain point. Sure, but the difference is that Uncensored sucked every single time. There's no year where I'd say "hey, might as well check Uncensored out for the experience." It's terrible from its first year to its last, and the best you can hope for is that there's a match that's worth watching separately.
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# ? Jul 24, 2010 18:50 |
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On paper Uncensored 1997 sounds like a decent lineup. It included: Dean Malenko v Eddie Guerrero for the U.S. Title (20 minute match) Ultimo Dragon v Psycosis Glacier v Mortis Harlem Heat v Public Enemy Team nWo (Nash, Hall, Savage, Hogan) v Team WCW (Luger, Steiner, The Giant) v Team Piper (Piper, Benoit, Jarrett, McMichael) in a triangle elimination match 1998 looked alright too, including: Booker T v Eddie Guerrero for the TV Title Juvi v Konnan Jericho v Malenko for the Cruiserweight Championship DDP v Raven v Benoit in a triple threat match (Which was a fantastic match and probably the only one I've seen from an uncensored PPV) Bret Hart v Curt Hennig Sting v Scott Hall Hogan v Savage in a cage
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# ? Jul 24, 2010 19:06 |
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Mr. Carlisle posted:On paper Uncensored 1997 sounds like a decent lineup. It included: For '97, Malenko/Guerrero was tremendous, Glacier/Mortis was decent. Dragon and Psychosis phoned it in, the tag match was awful, the main was a clusterfuck (with, granted, an awesome post-match moment), and there's a worthless Bagwell/Riggs strap match and a completely uninteresting Prince Iaukea vs. Rey Mysterio match that actually got the crowd to not care about Rey. In '98, yes, the triple threat was outstanding. Eddie and Booker had a slow, rough match that was mostly there to move the Chavo angle along. Jericho/Malenko was nearly disappointing because Jericho wasn't really JERICHO in the ring yet, but it set up the big Jericho/Malenko angle so it's usually forgiven. Juvi/Konnan was completely unmemorable. Hart/Hennig was slow, long and boring, Sting/Hall was slow, not as long and boring, there's a Nash vs. Giant match that's slow, short and boring, and Hogan/Savage was a slow, long, loving terrible match that would have been worst match of the year if WCW hadn't signed Warrior.
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# ? Jul 24, 2010 22:34 |
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Interesting trivia that I didnt know:quote:The Blacktop Bully defeated Dustin Rhodes in a King of the Road match Goldust got Daniel Bryan'd before Daniel Bryan existed.
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# ? Jul 24, 2010 22:41 |
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Mr. Carlisle posted:Interesting trivia that I didnt know: The best thing about this is that they were told to make it bloody as hell by management before the match.
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# ? Jul 24, 2010 23:12 |
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In WCW was there any point where the right hand knew what the left was doing?
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# ? Jul 24, 2010 23:18 |
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1989. Most of that year was quite good. The booking team had both Jim Ross and Ric Flair, among a few others.
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 01:48 |
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bobkatt013 posted:In WCW was there any point where the right hand knew what the left was doing? I was going through some old Nitros recently and came across an odd little episode where Raven's Flock surrounded the ring to get at Benoit or something.... and then suddenly Finlay comes running out of nowhere, beats the poo poo out of Benoit and then leaves.... and the Flock are just kind of standing there like,"Why the gently caress did Finlay just do that?"
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 03:14 |
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Jerusalem posted:I was going through some old Nitros recently and came across an odd little episode where Raven's Flock surrounded the ring to get at Benoit or something.... and then suddenly Finlay comes running out of nowhere, beats the poo poo out of Benoit and then leaves.... and the Flock are just kind of standing there like,"Why the gently caress did Finlay just do that?" One of the best parts about being a WCW fan during that time was that the wrestlers at any given point in time were probably just as confused as the fans about what the hell was going on.
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 03:56 |
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Jerusalem posted:I was going through some old Nitros recently and came across an odd little episode where Raven's Flock surrounded the ring to get at Benoit or something.... and then suddenly Finlay comes running out of nowhere, beats the poo poo out of Benoit and then leaves.... and the Flock are just kind of standing there like,"Why the gently caress did Finlay just do that?" You need to re-find that and post it, because that's amazing. The closest thing today would be Nexus cornering Cena, Sheamus running in and beating the hell of him and leaving without comment, and then Nexus stomping Cena in their confusion
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 04:04 |
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I can only imagine now a heel who wants to prove he is the baddest dude in the company. So he says he is a bigger bad dude than all of the other bad dudes on the show put together. Then he sets out to prove it by running in and beating up all the babyfaces currently in feuds on the show. I can only imagine Scott Steiner doing this.
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 04:32 |
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Space Cob posted:I can only imagine now a heel who wants to prove he is the baddest dude in the company. So he says he is a bigger bad dude than all of the other bad dudes on the show put together. Then he sets out to prove it by running in and beating up all the babyfaces currently in feuds on the show. Sid basically did this except he would just beat up people. Then they would count towards his winning streak.
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 04:35 |
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Matlock posted:You need to re-find that and post it, because that's amazing. Also Van Hammer is there but wearing a fishnet undershirt and mascara, just standing on the ring looking menacing while the commentators alternate between,"WHAT IS FIT FINLAY DOING!?!" and,"WHO IS THAT IS IT... IS IT YES IT LOOKS LIKE.... HE BEARS A SUSPICIOUS RESEMBLANCE TO VAN HAMMER!"
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 04:36 |
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I always thought they should have had Nicole Bass be Van Hammer's manager and then have them switch out when the ref was distracted.
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 05:12 |
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Jerusalem posted:Also Van Hammer is there but wearing a fishnet undershirt and mascara, just standing on the ring looking menacing while the commentators alternate between,"WHAT IS FIT FINLAY DOING!?!" and,"WHO IS THAT IS IT... IS IT YES IT LOOKS LIKE.... HE BEARS A SUSPICIOUS RESEMBLANCE TO VAN HAMMER!" I must see this.
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 05:33 |
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Jerusalem posted:Also Van Hammer is there but wearing a fishnet undershirt and mascara, just standing on the ring looking menacing while the commentators alternate between,"WHAT IS FIT FINLAY DOING!?!" and,"WHO IS THAT IS IT... IS IT YES IT LOOKS LIKE.... HE BEARS A SUSPICIOUS RESEMBLANCE TO VAN HAMMER!" this could be a quote from a future impact.
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 05:47 |
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bobkatt013 posted:Sid basically did this except he would just beat up people. Then they would count towards his winning streak.
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 21:18 |
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Yes the entire idea was it would all build up to a big blow off with Goldberg. Russo booked an I Quit match between the two for the blow off and had it go six minutes. Amazing.
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 21:21 |
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I've never understood why people blame Sid's winning streak on WCW as bad booking and them trying to pass it off as real. As it was said a few posts before this one they kept saying how ridiculous his streak was and that he was more or less making it up as he went. At the time I thought it was hilarious and I totally "got" it. Of course the streak wasn't real, and Sid was just being Sid (in character and in the storyline) and adding losses as wins and inflating his own score just to make his case for being Goldberg's opponent. The whole angle was pretty funny in the same absurd way that Jericho naming off a list of his 1004 holds was funny.
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 21:35 |
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I think people get it mixed up with the storyline where Goldberg had to recreate his original streak or be fired, and they would count every time he speared and jack hammered someone outside a match as a win.
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 21:38 |
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Sid had Charles Robinson as his personal cheerleader and scorekeeper, and I can't remember why. He would hold up signs showing the appropriate number of wins though.
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 21:54 |
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Magic_Ceiling_Fan posted:I think people get it mixed up with the storyline where Goldberg had to recreate his original streak or be fired, and they would count every time he speared and jack hammered someone outside a match as a win. This is incorrect. They would count every time he speared and jackhammered someone outside a match as 15 wins.
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 22:33 |
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I remember Kevin Nash had a gauntlet match once, and the ref would count pinfalls on people as they were knocked down, whether Nash was pinning them or not. Yes! Found it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HY_intJPQ4
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# ? Jul 25, 2010 23:34 |
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Strenuous Manflurry posted:I remember Kevin Nash had a gauntlet match once, and the ref would count pinfalls on people as they were knocked down, whether Nash was pinning them or not. Let's see here: Schiavone, not once, but twice, announcing actions by THE Disco Inferno, Russo covered in fake blood delivering a promo, and at least 3 pinfalls counted without even covers by Nash, plus 5 pinfalls total in like a 40-second span. Yeah, it's a wonder WCW died after all.
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# ? Jul 26, 2010 03:34 |
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MassRayPer posted:I saw this posted on THE BOARD and had to bump this thread: I want to know how I ever missed this match happening. The best part is halfway through where people in parts of the cage that didn't do anything just leave the cage.
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# ? Jul 26, 2010 04:24 |
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Strenuous Manflurry posted:I remember Kevin Nash had a gauntlet match once, and the ref would count pinfalls on people as they were knocked down, whether Nash was pinning them or not. WCW was a portal leading to the abyss, with no bottom possible.
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# ? Jul 26, 2010 04:40 |
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Wazzu posted:WCW was a portal leading to the abyss, with no bottom possible. You know, I go back and look at it again, and with the way the ref sort of drops, and hesitates before the counts the first phantom pin, it almost seems like he screwed up, and WCW being, well, WCW, there was no voice in the refs ear telling him he hosed up, so he just figured "I'm down here, I should do SOMETHING, or I'm gonna look like an idiot!"
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# ? Jul 26, 2010 04:50 |
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It takes a big man to bury 1/4th of the roster in one match. Imagine if the first time the Nexus attacked, Cena was in the center of the ring and won decisively. Nothing about that clip makes sense in a positive way.
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# ? Jul 26, 2010 05:19 |
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2000 WCW was the most fun trainwreck TV ever.
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# ? Jul 26, 2010 06:17 |
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Wazzu posted:WCW was a portal leading to the abyss, with no bottom possible. I am beginning to think that staring at WCW is a portal to the Old Great ones.
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# ? Jul 26, 2010 06:24 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:36 |
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The back issue of the Observer dealing with the infamous Beach Blast mini movie was just posted, so it seemed like a good time to revive this thread.quote:After its television show reached a new low in retarded wrestling angles on Saturday, the hierarchy of World Championship Wrestling needs a thorough housecleaning. Here is the video in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsqA4w9IbeQ This thing has been written about so many times that I think everyone knows about it, but reading about it in the context of the time is interesting.
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