KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Cage: Jul 17, 2003; www.revivethedrive.org

Im rewatching from season one, going to be making gifs of things I see fit.

Did you just call me a wuss?

Season 2, Episode 4 "The Answering Machine"

# ? Aug 5, 2010 05:32

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:08

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

MAN: What�s the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?

GEORGE: They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial!

WILLIE SR: Not Skittles.

The way that guy says "Not Skittles." is one of the best lines from the show. I completely lose it every time I see that ep and hear the Skittles line.

A NICKEL!

# ? Aug 5, 2010 05:34

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

Martytoof posted:

Haha no problem.

Which episode has George's giant wallet? I'm so close to the end of the series and I think I accidentally skipped it.

I love the scene where it finally bursts, the "PWOOF" it makes gets me every time.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 05:41

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

explosivo posted:

I love the scene where it finally bursts, the "PWOOF" it makes gets me every time.

Kramer and Newman finding the coat in the tree will always make me laugh uncontrollably

# ? Aug 5, 2010 05:51

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

sportsgenius86 posted:

Kramer and Newman finding the coat in the tree will always make me laugh uncontrollably

"Where'd you learn to climb like that?"

"The Pacific northwest!"

# ? Aug 5, 2010 06:00

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

explosivo posted:

"Where'd you learn to climb like that?"

"The Pacific northwest!"

Man, that guy can climb like a ring tailed lemur!

# ? Aug 5, 2010 06:04

goodog: Nov 3, 2007

Post your favourite Seinfeld parodies/crossovers/whatevers:

Seinfeld in Oz (I love how they got the actual Oz cast for it)

Sippenfeld - If Jerry was an obnoxious libertarian (based on forum member Sippenhaft)

And this:

# ? Aug 5, 2010 06:36

robot roll call: Mar 7, 2006; dance dance dance dance dance to the radio

Whoa, the maid from that one Curb Your Enthusiasm is in The Trip. As a maid.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 06:48

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

Jerusalem posted:

The episode where Jerry is rolling in the cash and laughing through cigars as she loses bet after bet with him over breaking up with Puddy forever is fantastic.

There are a few amazing outtakes of that, I can't believe Julia got through it eventually because I can't not laugh when I watch that scene.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 07:25

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Stare-Out posted:

There are a few amazing outtakes of that, I can't believe Julia got through it eventually because I can't not laugh when I watch that scene.

If she can eventually make it through "What the HELL does that mean?" she can make it through anything.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 13:48

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

El Negocio posted:

And this:

The art style isn't that good (why does Kramer look like Vampire Bill?) but drat if the writer didn't nail down the characters idiosyncrasies 100%. I hear George, Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer in my head perfectly whilst reading that.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 14:21

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Serenity now...

DrBouvenstein posted:

I hear George, Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer in my head

... insanity later.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 19:58

HateTheInternet: Dec 19, 2004; He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!

She scooped the niblets?

# ? Aug 5, 2010 20:20

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

HateTheInternet posted:

She scooped the niblets?

That's what was so vexing!

# ? Aug 5, 2010 20:38

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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# ? Aug 5, 2010 20:52

William Pahllace: Dec 22, 2009; Look, buddy. I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings.

Martytoof posted:

I wish I could have all three of these as my avatar at the same time.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 20:59

HateTheInternet: Dec 19, 2004; He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!

Dibs on the Jerry one. I need a good quote, though.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 21:54

Hipster_Doofus: Dec 20, 2003; Lovin' every minute of it.

HateTheInternet posted:

Dibs on the Jerry one. I need a good quote, though.

"I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing things from my blood."

# ? Aug 5, 2010 21:57

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

HateTheInternet posted:

Dibs on the Jerry one. I need a good quote, though.

I can't believe I got the low fat!

# ? Aug 5, 2010 21:57

LesterGroans: Jun 9, 2009; It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Martytoof posted:

Three different people get these and then constantly post after each other.

HateTheInternet posted:

Dibs on the Jerry one. I need a good quote, though.

"That's a shame."

"...Mister Marbles?"

"I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!"

LesterGroans fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Aug 5, 2010

# ? Aug 5, 2010 22:09

HateTheInternet: Dec 19, 2004; He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!

I thought of the hamburger quote. Or "Poppy peed on my sofa!"

There's just not very many Jerry outbursts.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 22:18

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

How about "He put the kibosh on me!" :gonk:

Edit: Haha well there you go.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 22:52

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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George why would I, a Juilliard-trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor.

I laughed for like two minutes straight.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 23:15

youd for i: Mar 24, 2006; Please enter your password, then press pound

Jean-Paul: oooooh...look at the cute little bastard! You are mama's little bastard, aren't you?

Manager: What the hell are you doin harassing my tenants?

Jean-Paul: Oh come on, you son of a bitch. I'm just trying to be friendly.

# ? Aug 6, 2010 03:51

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

The only choice for the Newman avatar and quote (if anyone takes it) is:

"Once...twice...three times a lady!"

# ? Aug 6, 2010 04:00

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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The pig says, "My wife is a slut"?

# ? Aug 6, 2010 04:01

Kevyn: Mar 5, 2003; I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

DrBouvenstein posted:

The only choice for the Newman avatar and quote (if anyone takes it) is:

"Once...twice...three times a lady!"

"Vile weed!"

# ? Aug 6, 2010 04:02

Secks: Oct 10, 2002; The city is alive tonight

Kevyn posted:

"Vile weed!"

Hahaha saw this right afterward...

# ? Aug 6, 2010 04:04

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Martytoof posted:

The pig says, "My wife is a slut"?

Now that's a complaint.

# ? Aug 6, 2010 04:05

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

Martytoof posted:

Jesus christ this is funny.

# ? Aug 6, 2010 04:54

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

MAN: What�s the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?

GEORGE: They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial!

WILLIE SR: Not Skittles.

The way that guy says "Not Skittles." is one of the best lines from the show. I completely lose it every time I see that ep and hear the Skittles line.

You make your dad sit here all day?

# ? Aug 6, 2010 04:58

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

You make your dad sit here all day?

He likes it!

# ? Aug 6, 2010 05:04

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

drat, just saw the Peurto Rico Day ep (which is rare itself), and it just reminded me that all three leads have alter egos; Kel Varnson, H.E. Pennypacker, and Art VanDelay.

I need to get all my friends to make up alter egos for each other, so we can escape from lifes sticky situations.

"Who ate all this pizza I left out?"
"Uhhh, I believe it may have been my associate Vance Kinderfrink here."
"Negative, my dear friend Jareth T. Hornk. I do believe it was that rapscallion Walther Praskinghaus, who just left!"
".... PRASKINGHAUS!!!"

# ? Aug 6, 2010 05:15