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He does a similar one at the Cuban embassy to the mysterious woman with sunglasses. Both are like the best Kramer moment possible.
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Terrible Horse posted:He does a similar one at the Cuban embassy to the mysterious woman with sunglasses. Both are like the best Kramer moment possible. My all time fave Kramer reaction is his response to "He took it out." That's probably one of my favorite scenes in the entire series. jerry just can't wrap his head around the idea.
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Aug 6, 2010 14:56
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Kramer's funniest moments will always be his random wipeouts, like him in his underwear with Calvin Klein and him at the bachelor auction. "He's a...um...high school graduate." *wipes out* "High school...equivalency..."
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Aug 6, 2010 15:39
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:drat, just saw the Peurto Rico Day ep (which is rare itself), and it just reminded me that all three leads have alter egos; Kel Varnson, H.E. Pennypacker, and Art VanDelay. The conclusion of that little storyline (Which really felt like a "poo poo! We never had all 3 of them using fake identities at the same time and we've got one epiosde left, let's make it happen!" decision) is wonderful, with Jerry trying to keep the ruse going even when he realizes that he's screwed. "Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Van Delay is here, then who is watching the factory? The Saab factory?"
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Aug 6, 2010 16:13
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Tiny Fistpump posted:My all time fave Kramer reaction is his response to "He took it out." That's probably one of my favorite scenes in the entire series. jerry just can't wrap his head around the idea. "Do you even know what a write-off is?" "...do you?" "No" "Neither do I. But they do. And they're the ones....writing it off"
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Aug 6, 2010 17:29
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Stuntman Mike posted:"Do you even know what a write-off is?" "I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back."
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Aug 6, 2010 17:31
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JethroMcB posted:The conclusion of that little storyline (Which really felt like a "poo poo! We never had all 3 of them using fake identities at the same time and we've got one epiosde left, let's make it happen!" decision) is wonderful, with Jerry trying to keep the ruse going even when he realizes that he's screwed. I love that Kramer breaks with the aliases there. "Jerry, that's in Sweden"
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Aug 6, 2010 18:26
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"Hey jackass, get me a Diet Dr Pepper!" "Alright!"
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sportsgenius86 posted:If she can eventually make it through "What the HELL does that mean?" she can make it through anything. I dunno man, it seems like a good 80% of these outtakes are "Julia bursts out laughing".
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Stuntman Mike posted:"Do you even know what a write-off is?" Kramer discussing money scams are fantastic. KRAMER: You want to get outta here? Here's what we do. We leave the car here, we take the plates off, we scratch the serial number off the engine block, and we walk away. JERRY: Walk away? KRAMER: You've got insurance. You tell them that the car was stolen, and then you get another one free. JERRY: Isn't there a deductible? KRAMER: All right, what is your deductible? JERRY: I don't know. KRAMER: Yes, because they've already deducted it. JERRY: From what? KRAMER: The car, which we're leaving. So the net is zero. See you pocket the money, if there is any, and you get a new car. JERRY: We're not leaving the car! vvvvvvvvv That's the one I was quoting! Capt. Sticl fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Aug 7, 2010 |
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Aug 7, 2010 04:19
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Capt. Sticl posted:Kramer discussing money scams are fantastic. That one's good, and I love the similar scene from "The Package": JERRY: So we're going to make the post office pay for my new stereo? KRAMER: It's just a write-off for them. JERRY: How is it a write-off? KRAMER: They just write it off. JERRY: Write it off what? KRAMER: Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything. JERRY: You don't even know what a write-off is. KRAMER: Do you? JERRY: No, I don't. KRAMER: But they do and they're the ones writing it off! Flobbster fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Aug 7, 2010 |
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Aug 7, 2010 04:54
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"Elaine, are you listening? I didn't even get there!"
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Just watched the finale. Left me with the same empty feeling I remembered way back when  On the upside, it's time for Season 1  Also CYE.
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As long as the subject is on great dialogue runs... He took—*huh huh*—it out.
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Bania: I start out with curls. That's good for the bicep. I do 10 reps, 2 sets. Jerry: That's fantastic. Bania: You work out with weights? Jerry: No I don't. Bania: You should. Jerry: Why?
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GEORGE: I really can't comprehend how stupid people can be sometimes. Can you comprehend it? KRAMER: No, no I can't comprehend it. GEORGE: I mean we can put a man on the moon but we're basically still very stupid. The guy who's car this is? He could be one of the guys who built the rocket. You see what I'm saying? KRAMER: Yeah, he could build the rocket but he's still stupid for double-parking and blocking somebody in. GEORGE: So you really understand my point about building a rocket and double-parking. KRAMER: Yeah, on one hand he's smart with rockets and on the other hand he's dumb with parking.
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I like DeSoto
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Tiny Fistpump posted:I like DeSoto What did he do?
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As everyone knows, since there was no year zero, the millennium doesn't begin until the year 2001, which would make your party one year late, and thus, quite lame. Awwwwwww!!
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Aug 8, 2010 05:38
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Basilson posted:As everyone knows, since there was no year zero, the millennium doesn't begin until the year 2001, which would make your party one year late, and thus, quite lame. Jerry: Kramer, those balloons aren't going to stay inflated till New Years! Kramer: Those aren't for New Years, Those are my everyday balloons! I just love the fact that Kramer has everyday balloons.
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Aug 8, 2010 06:06
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I don't remember if it was mentioned but The Fix Up (S3x16) has to be one of the best episodes. Jerry selling George to Elaine, and Elaine selling George to Cynthia. Georges 100 questions about Cynthia, the defective condoms, the side-by-side phone conversations, Kramer completely misjudging each argument while giving advice (Dont you two see that youre in love with each other?), Jerry opening a soda (oww! oww! it says twist off twist off! TWIST OFFFF!), and Jerry faking a limp (acting!). edit: Also, 
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Aug 8, 2010 11:57
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Basilson posted:As everyone knows, since there was no year zero, the millennium doesn't begin until the year 2001, which would make your party one year late, and thus, quite lame. I love Newman's little squawk at the end of that.
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Aug 8, 2010 14:58
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Cage posted:oww! oww! it says twist off twist off! TWIST OFFFF! I can't believe I keep forgetting this when remembering awesome seinfeld moments. It's so inconsequential to the plot of the episode.
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Cage posted:I don't remember if it was mentioned but The Fix Up (S3x16) has to be one of the best episodes. IT'S MELLIFLUOUS!
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Relayer posted:I can't believe I keep forgetting this when remembering awesome seinfeld moments. It's so inconsequential to the plot of the episode.
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DrBouvenstein posted:I just love the fact that Kramer has everyday balloons. The real question is why you don't have everyday ballons?  I don't know why, but I was just thinking about the Van Buren Boys episode, specifically the Kramer/Peterman sideplot. I absolutely love how Petermans apartment is so plain and boring and how he doesn't do anything special at home. (Oh, drat! I forgot to buy plant food again, I'll bet I have a coupon for it.) But the best part is after Elaine pitches the 'improved' pants story, but Peterman won't have it. Then when she tells the real story, I lose it every time Peterman replies with 'The very pants I was returning!'
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Aug 8, 2010 19:09
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TMMadman posted:The real question is why you don't have everyday ballons? Where's my drat Preview Channel?!  Remember before digital cable we all had the Preview Channel? (Later it became the TV Guide Channel?)
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Aug 8, 2010 19:14
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Is there a pinkish hue?
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Tiny Fistpump posted:Is there a pinkish hue? I love how annoyed Jerry gets. "There's a hue!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16nYW1T0Wbs
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Aug 8, 2010 19:41
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Really very nice and good.
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I like a good cheek, I need a good cheek.
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Aug 8, 2010 20:19
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This is one of my favourite ever George scenes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg-TqEFYcfM&feature=related Just his reaction to it as it plays is great.
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Aug 8, 2010 20:45
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My favorite George moment is the end of "The Fatigues" when he delivers the Ovaltine bit to the Yankees. That pause after the word "Ovaltine" was the best part of it all. It was like four or five solid seconds. I can't find any of this on youtube though.
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Aug 8, 2010 21:15
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seregrail7 posted:This is one of my favourite ever George scenes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg-TqEFYcfM&feature=related His reaction to her insulting his answering machine message is just as good. 
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"Who buys an umbrella anyway? You can get them for free at the coffee shop in those metal cans." "Those belong to people."
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Aug 8, 2010 21:20
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Athanatos posted:His reaction to her insulting his answering machine message is just as good. I love how George goes in for a better look but has a hard time seeing over her enormous head. Her head, its too big for her body.
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Aug 8, 2010 23:37
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seregrail7 posted:This is one of my favourite ever George scenes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg-TqEFYcfM&feature=related The shrugging with the "Where could I be?" when it plays the second time is golden.
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safety dan posted:My favorite George moment is the end of "The Fatigues" when he delivers the Ovaltine bit to the Yankees. That pause after the word "Ovaltine" was the best part of it all. It was like four or five solid seconds. I can't find any of this on youtube though. Is that the one where his Boss happily turns to a colleague and says,"He's my protege!" afterwards?
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Athanatos posted:His reaction to her insulting his answering machine message is just as good. Tamale! Palmtree Panic fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Aug 9, 2010 |
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Jerusalem posted:Is that the one where his Boss happily turns to a colleague and says,"He's my protege!" afterwards? Yep. Palmtree Panic posted:Tomali! Tamale 
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