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"Hey... I got Jon Voight's Lebaron." "Boss!"
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Aug 9, 2010 03:57
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Kevyn posted:"Hey... I got Jon Voight's Lebaron." "Doesn't Jon Voight spell his name J-O-N?" "So, what are you saying?" "Nothing. I'm sure 'Jon' probably mispelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell 'Jerry' with a G...and an I! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Edit: that episode also has "I don't wanna be a cowboy!" I love in The Scofflaw when Kramer wears that eyepatch. "You look like a pirate." "I wanna be a pirate."
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Aug 9, 2010 04:25
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Oh, don't you? Joke-boy? You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane "observations"?
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Aug 9, 2010 04:54
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LesterGroans posted:"Doesn't Jon Voight spell his name J-O-N?" I don't wanna be switzerland!
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Aug 9, 2010 06:05
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LesterGroans posted:"Nothing. I'm sure 'Jon' probably mispelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell 'Jerry' with a G...and an I! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm2iNNqj2fQ emgeejay fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Aug 9, 2010 |
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Aug 9, 2010 12:28
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Max22 posted:So good. Jesus, I don't remember him being such a dick. I love it.
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Aug 9, 2010 15:39
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mojo1701a posted:The shrugging with the "Where could I be?" when it plays the second time is golden.
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Aug 9, 2010 16:56
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Druggachusettes posted:Oh, don't you? Joke-boy? You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane "observations"? Probably one of the best Newman lines ever...
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Aug 9, 2010 17:03
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Max22 posted:So good. "Everybody's talkin' at me, can't hear a work they're sayin'. Just driving 'round in Jon Voight's car!"
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Aug 9, 2010 18:51
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DrBouvenstein posted:"Everybody's talkin' at me, can't hear a work they're sayin'. Just driving 'round in Jon Voight's car!" Liam Neeson... you know he's not american!
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Aug 9, 2010 19:27
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HELLLOOOOOOOOOO! La la la!
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Aug 9, 2010 20:01
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Oh no, I don't drink coffee late at night, HUH HUH HUH HUH.
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Aug 9, 2010 20:14
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"2.9% financing on a Toyota 1-ton - That was my idea too!"
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Aug 9, 2010 20:22
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Kramer: You see I come up with these things, I know they’re gold, but nothing happens. Do you know why? Jerry: No resources, no skill, no talent, no ability, no brains? Kramer: No, no. Time! It’s all this meaningless time. Laundry, grocery shopping, coming in here talking to you. Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this apartment? Jerry: I can ball park it.
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Aug 9, 2010 20:27
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I'd love to have a Bania head next to this thread's rating, now that it's gone gold.
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Aug 9, 2010 20:56
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I dunno about GOLD. Oh, it's Gold.
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Aug 9, 2010 21:52
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Martytoof posted:HELLLOOOOOOOOOO!
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Aug 9, 2010 21:58
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Hooollaaa! Helllooo!
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Aug 9, 2010 22:14
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I'm so glad it's back
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Aug 9, 2010 23:03
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safety dan posted:My favorite George moment is the end of "The Fatigues" when he delivers the Ovaltine bit to the Yankees. That pause after the word "Ovaltine" was the best part of it all. It was like four or five solid seconds. I can't find any of this on youtube though. I love when he meekly flips to one of the back pages, in the vain hope that it's just the first page that's been switched.
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Aug 9, 2010 23:21
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Martytoof posted:HELLLOOOOOOOOOO! I still greet people with the HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo occasionally.
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Aug 9, 2010 23:37
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"HAAHAHAHAHA"
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Aug 9, 2010 23:38
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Martytoof posted:"HAAHAHAHAHA" What's that computer or whatever in the background?
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Aug 10, 2010 01:56
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Some anniversary apple thing. It did not go over well. Google "TAM" I think.
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Aug 10, 2010 01:57
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safety dan posted:Some anniversary apple thing. It did not go over well. Google "TAM" I think. Found it, thanks: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twentieth_Anniversary_Macintosh
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Aug 10, 2010 02:14
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Jerry's gonna be a cable boy, a cable boy, a cable boy...
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Aug 10, 2010 13:36
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cable boy... cable boy! what have you done to my poor little cable boy?!
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Aug 10, 2010 17:04
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So even though the bloopers are basically almost all "Julia can't not laugh", I still love every single one of them  Although my favourite thing is how Michael Richards looks almost visibly upset half the time they break character. As if he's got something better to be doing with his time. some kinda jackal fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Aug 10, 2010 |
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Aug 10, 2010 17:26
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Martytoof posted:So even though the bloopers are basically almost all "Julia can't not laugh", I still love every single one of them He always looks so upset but I find it funny that none of them seem to care. They just keep laughing.
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Aug 10, 2010 17:41
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Michael Richards is so intense in real life. When he talks about Kramer on the DVDs, it's like he's talking about when he played Hamlet. He was very serious about his comedy. Jerry, Jason, and Julia would go out for food after every episode wrapped up, but Michael would rarely come. I can see him getting pissed about people breaking character to laugh. In "The Parking Garage" that box that he was carrying had a real air conditioner in it because he wanted to feel the heft. When he put it in the trunk he busted his lip on it but didn't break character. In "The Glasses" he's installing a different air conditioner in Jerry's apartment, and when it falls he rushes over to try to catch it. He bruised his rib during the take you see and still didn't break character. Guy's a pro.
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Aug 10, 2010 17:46
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safety dan posted:Guy's a pro. Throw his rear end out! He's a pro! He's a pro! He's a pro! A pro, look, there's a pro!
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Aug 10, 2010 18:23
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I know Vanderlay from Vanderlay Industries, but what's the origin of Jerry and Kraner's fake names? edit: But was there another circumstance where each name was used? Dr_Amazing fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Aug 10, 2010 |
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Aug 10, 2010 20:08
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They just made them up, there really isn't an "origin" besides that, but it's Vandelay.
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Aug 10, 2010 20:13
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Martytoof posted:So even though the bloopers are basically almost all "Julia can't not laugh", I still love every single one of them I seem to recall one of these bloopers where Richards threatened to "beat her over the head with a two-by-four". I think it was during a Van Nostrand scene.
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Aug 10, 2010 20:22
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safety dan posted:Michael Richards is so intense in real life. When he talks about Kramer on the DVDs, it's like he's talking about when he played Hamlet. He was very serious about his comedy. Jerry, Jason, and Julia would go out for food after every episode wrapped up, but Michael would rarely come. I can see him getting pissed about people breaking character to laugh. In "The Parking Garage" that box that he was carrying had a real air conditioner in it because he wanted to feel the heft. When he put it in the trunk he busted his lip on it but didn't break character. In "The Glasses" he's installing a different air conditioner in Jerry's apartment, and when it falls he rushes over to try to catch it. He bruised his rib during the take you see and still didn't break character. Guy's a pro. In one of the DVD extras Richards admits that he probably took the whole thing too seriously - and in the later seasons he seems to have loosened up more in the bloopers.
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Aug 10, 2010 21:15
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You will show me the Stooges?
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Aug 11, 2010 00:16
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I don't care much for the beach. I freckle.
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Aug 11, 2010 00:23
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Hell yeah, illegal cable episode is on right now.
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Dr_Amazing posted:I know Vanderlay from Vanderlay Industries, but what's the origin of Jerry and Kraner's fake names? Van Nostrand came from an earlier episode when Kramer was posing as a dermatologist screening people at Kruger Industrial Smoothing so George could get a shirtless picture of Kruger in order to have a photo retouched to prevent Kruger from realizing that George was the man who threw his childrens' beach setup into the ocean in mixed-up berserker rage [two notes: (1) I really enjoy attempting to recap latter-season Seinfeld plots in a single sentence, (2) Kruger is by far the most underrated Seinfeld character of all time-- in my opinion he's Goerge's best boss, even better than Steinbrenner-- it absolutely kills me every time Frank refers to him as "Mr. Cougar"). I don't think Kal Varnsen came out before that episode, but I do enjoy that they all have developed vaguely Scandinavian aliases. edit: just realized that Kramer was Pennypacker in that episode and not Van Nostram. I'm pretty sure Vandelay is the only recurring name. R.D. Mangles fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Aug 11, 2010 |
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