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pisshelper
Nov 20, 2005

good babe
As requested. Pm me BEFORE you use any of these.

"My Choice"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
Why are there so many pics of Frank in Korea?

HateTheInternet
Dec 19, 2004

He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!
Stunning! I can only choose ONE?! :smith:

I'll take the one of Frank Costanza. No, not that one, the other one! No, higher...

pisshelper
Nov 20, 2005

good babe

Rusty Shackelford posted:

Why are there so many pics of Frank in Korea?

Paste error? Yada yada yada...

Boner Magnet
Aug 11, 2002
:I
Aw man! That Michael Jordan is so phony.

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl
That is the definition of a lovely post.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
The Internet Whore made me buy this account
Why does "scheming" Newman come out looking so sharp?

VVV The bottom one is clearly superior, you'd be a fool not to take it.

clockworx fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Aug 19, 2010

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
I want this one



Or maybe this one



I can't decide :(

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
Do you have any in lower quality?

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies
It's like I'm playing a CD-ROM Seinfeld game from 1993.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
The Internet Whore made me buy this account

Rusty Shackelford posted:

Do you have any in lower quality?



(But that one's mine)

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
In case anyone is a Rap fan as well as a Seinfeld fan, everyone should check out Wale's mixtapes , Mixtape about Nothing, and More About Nothing. All songs are prefaced by quotes from the show, and then the songs are in line with those quotes. Quite good albums and he picks a lot of good quotes and has a bunch of funny references in his raps.

FadedReality
Sep 5, 2007

Okurrrr?
620 million people died!

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
I want to thank this thread for turning me on to Curb, it's easily one of my favorite shows of all time now. Also I've never had a celebrity crush before but Cheryl Hines :swoon:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I'm just waiting for somebody to quote the entire post of terrible images now

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Incredible. Before the other images load, it's just one big wall of Franks.

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl

Poque posted:

I'm just waiting for somebody to quote the entire post of terrible images now

do it and you're banned

Electromax
May 6, 2007
Love that you have one of the 8Ball jacket. An under-quoted Seinfeld gem.

"You got a question... you ask the 8ball!"

Puddy's delivery gets me every time.

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZlXBojNMSs

Electromax fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Aug 19, 2010

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
gigantic drill how did your parents react when they found out their child was retarded

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

gigantic drill posted:

Pm me BEFORE you use any of these.

WHO!?! WHO IS IT WHO REFUSES TO PM BEFORE USING ONE OF THESE! :nyd:

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

ChickenMedium posted:

It's like I'm playing a CD-ROM Seinfeld game from 1993.

Kramer slides into the apartment. He greets you with a "Hey, buddy."

But you are not too happy that he's heading into your fridge to take a glass of milk. What do you do?

-> Exclaim, "Hey, that's my milk!" and take the glass away from Kramer.
-> Sarcastically reply with, "Please, help yourself," knowing that it will never sink in.
-> Point out to him that the milk is, in fact, tomato juice, and that Kramer's vision is impaired due to the glaringly red Kenny Rogers' Roasters sign.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

mojo1701a posted:

Kramer slides into the apartment. He greets you with a "Hey, buddy."

But you are not too happy that he's heading into your fridge to take a glass of milk. What do you do?

-> Exclaim, "Hey, that's my milk!" and take the glass away from Kramer.
-> Sarcastically reply with, "Please, help yourself," knowing that it will never sink in.
-> Point out to him that the milk is, in fact, tomato juice, and that Kramer's vision is impaired due to the glaringly red Kenny Rogers' Roasters sign.

Someone make this game, text only is fine.

Flobbster
Feb 17, 2005

"Cadet Kirk, after the way you cheated on the Kobayashi Maru test I oughta punch you in tha face!"

Evil Agita posted:

Someone make this game, text only is fine.


> inventory
You pull your wallet -- an organizer, a secretary, and a friend -- out of your back pocket. It contains:
* Money, both American and Irish
* A card good for a free 'Save the Tiger' poster at any Orlando-area Exxon
* A packet of Sweet & Low
* A receipt for a vibrating recliner
* A piece of hard candy
[50 other items could not be displayed. Press Space to view them or Esc to cancel.]

> take guitar lesson stub
You gently tear the phone number offering free guitar lessons from the flyer and squeeze it into your wallet.

> put away wallet
You place the wallet back in your back pocket and sit down.

*crunch*

You have lost the piece of hard candy.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Flobbster posted:


> inventory
You pull your wallet -- an organizer, a secretary, and a friend -- out of your back pocket. It contains:
* Money, both American and Irish
* A card good for a free 'Save the Tiger' poster at any Orlando-area Exxon
* A packet of Sweet & Low
* A receipt for a vibrating recliner
* A piece of hard candy
[50 other items could not be displayed. Press Space to view them or Esc to cancel.]

> take guitar lesson stub
You gently tear the phone number offering free guitar lessons from the flyer and squeeze it into your wallet.

> put away wallet
You place the wallet back in your back pocket and sit down.

*crunch*

You have lost the piece of hard candy.


That's not right at all. The crunch happened just after he was displaying the wallet at the diner, and after he took the free guitar lesson stub the wallet exploded, causing him to lose, among other things, the receipt for the chair.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
The Internet Whore made me buy this account

DrBouvenstein posted:

That's not right at all. The crunch happened just after he was displaying the wallet at the diner, and after he took the free guitar lesson stub the wallet exploded, causing him to lose, among other things, the receipt for the chair.

Why don't you just tell me the action you want to take!?

Flobbster
Feb 17, 2005

"Cadet Kirk, after the way you cheated on the Kobayashi Maru test I oughta punch you in tha face!"

DrBouvenstein posted:

That's not right at all. The crunch happened just after he was displaying the wallet at the diner, and after he took the free guitar lesson stub the wallet exploded, causing him to lose, among other things, the receipt for the chair.

It's an interactive text adventure, I can do things in whatever order I want! :argh:

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



I actually love this one. It's amazingly bad.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

gigantic drill posted:

As requested. Pm me BEFORE you use any of these.

Who the gently caress requested this.

PS quoting his post was hilarious. The scroll bar was tiny - just line after line of img links.

Parachute
May 18, 2003
Someone should make a loop of all of those for an avatar, including negatives of Frank in Korea to make it more terrifying.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
The Internet Whore made me buy this account
Only slightly related, but that's never stopped us before:

http://gizmodo.com/5616122/prepare-for-the-era-of-area-code-snobbery

"No, it's just like 212 except they multiplied every number by 3… and added 1 to the middle number."

clockworx fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Aug 19, 2010

Parachute
May 18, 2003
You know, the stupidest guy in my fraternity became an architect - after he flunked out of dental school!

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

I've seriously been laughing at this page for like eight minutes.

HateTheInternet
Dec 19, 2004

He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!

egon_beeblebrox posted:

I actually love this one. It's amazingly bad.



No way man this one's better

Bobfromsales
Apr 2, 2010
It's post-modern art. The many Frank Costanza flashbacks remind us that we've moved beyond a time we can never go back to.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Ehud posted:

It has a certain understated stupidity...

The Outlaw Josey Wales!

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


neoboman posted:

The Outlaw Josey Wales!

.....yes!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Bobfromsales posted:

It's post-modern art. The many Frank Costanza flashbacks remind us that we've moved beyond a time we can never go back to.

I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

Max22 posted:

I've seriously been laughing at this page for like eight minutes.

Me too, and I don't know why. The request for a lower-quality version is what did me in.

Less Claypool
Apr 16, 2009

More Primus For Fucks Sake.
Opens Page 56























Less Claypool fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Aug 19, 2010

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

JerryFuckinSeinfeld posted:

Opens Page 56



... that's a shame.

Also, that priest totally has an upside down mouth. Go ahead, go look at a non-postage stamp version and try to tell me that guy doesn't have an upside down mouth.

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