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Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.
You know, I guess you're right. I think they were so good at sly innuendo that I never even thought about it, but yeah thinking harder about it, it was full of sex.

...of SCIENCE!'s mom is pretty sharp!

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Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
Yeah they were definitely good at it. Oh and just cause I happen to be watching The Chicken Roaster:

"So what's this job of yours?"

"Big investment firm, we just got the citibank account. In fact today was our first big meeting with them."

"The meeting you blew off?"

"Yeah :) "

"Isn't that kind of important?"

"...yeah. :( "

BrainMeats
Aug 20, 2000

We have evolved beyond the need for posting.

Soiled Meat
Seinfeld had no problem with things you'd never seen on television before, so yeah it could be seen as sexual just because everyone else was afraid of the topic. The reference that still surprises me regarding their adult themes making it onto network television:

"Reversed positions?"

"Yeah you know. Head to toe."

"So what. Your genitals are still lined up."

"No, because I slept with my back to him."

":aaa:"

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
The Internet Whore made me buy this account
https://www.13deals.com/product_detail.php?id=1046

"After all, it's not 'top of the muffin...TO YOU!!!'"
"Yes, yes it is!"

Thenipwax
Jun 20, 2001

by Ozmaugh

Relayer posted:

"I've got hand" -- "And you're gonna need it to jerk off with"

You're adding a bit to the quote.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
Haha I know, I hoped somebody would notice.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

clockworx posted:

https://www.13deals.com/product_detail.php?id=1046

"After all, it's not 'top of the muffin...TO YOU!!!'"
"Yes, yes it is!"

Ugh they are making those Muffin tops all wrong. Where are the stumps?


'What are they, war veterans?'

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Hipster_Doofus posted:

You know, I guess you're right. I think they were so good at sly innuendo that I never even thought about it, but yeah thinking harder about it, it was full of sex.

...of SCIENCE!'s mom is pretty sharp!

Yeah, I can understand why an oppressed Catholic lady wouldn't want to deal with an 8 year-old asking what Kramer going "I'M OUT!" meant or what moves were stolen from Jerry.

Secks
Oct 10, 2002

The city is alive tonight
Mom, why is Jerry Seinfeld dressed as a penis?

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

BrainMeats posted:

Seinfeld had no problem with things you'd never seen on television before, so yeah it could be seen as sexual just because everyone else was afraid of the topic. The reference that still surprises me regarding their adult themes making it onto network television:

"Reversed positions?"

"Yeah you know. Head to toe."

"So what. Your genitals are still lined up."

"No, because I slept with my back to him."

":aaa:"
Last line should be :raise:

bobservo
Jul 24, 2003

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Yeah, I can understand why an oppressed Catholic lady wouldn't want to deal with an 8 year-old asking what Kramer going "I'M OUT!" meant or what moves were stolen from Jerry.

As a kid, I got most of my knowledge about sex by deconstructing the innuendo of sitcom characters.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Yeah, I can understand why an oppressed Catholic lady wouldn't want to deal with an 8 year-old asking what Kramer going "I'M OUT!" meant or what moves were stolen from Jerry.

While watching an episode of Seinfeld, I had to ask my mom what a menage a trois was...

hrpff
Jun 19, 2004
undercooked Wendy's burgers or something
I didn't get what was going on with the hot and heavy sax player until three or four years ago. In my defense it was one of those episodes where I always happened to tune in midway through the episode but drat did I feel stupid.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Kevyn posted:

Do? Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do the way I've always done it and the way I'll always do it.

Kramer, what the hell are you talking about?

BrainMeats
Aug 20, 2000

We have evolved beyond the need for posting.

Soiled Meat

bobservo posted:

As a kid, I got most of my knowledge about sex by deconstructing the innuendo of sitcom characters.

Seinfeld made me think that the female orgasm was one of the rarest cosmic forces in the universe and only a few men would ever encounter one in their lifetimes.

Karl Rove
Feb 26, 2006

Oh man, the Elders are really lovely guys. Their astral projection seminars are literally off the fucking planet, and highly recommended.
Kramer: Should I get napkins, or is this whole 'mouth vacuum thing for real?
*awkward pause*
Jerry: So George...

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BrainMeats posted:

Seinfeld made me think that the female orgasm was one of the rarest cosmic forces in the universe and only a few men would ever encounter one in their lifetimes.

Well I've never had any problems in that regard..... unless she's faking! :smug::respek::laugh:

No. 9
Feb 8, 2005

by R. Guyovich
It's pronounced thermometer!

Secks
Oct 10, 2002

The city is alive tonight
Today's episode had my favorite Newman moment. It was the one where he went to court with Kramer to contest the speeding ticket. His slow turn into LUNATIC NEWMAN is hilarious. I love :38

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmZIa55hZmE

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Secks posted:


The sound he makes when he mimes stabbing himself always gets me :lol:

Pooned
Dec 28, 2005

Eye contact counters everything

No. 9 posted:

It's pronounced thermometer!

Fungi...

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Secks posted:

Today's episode had my favorite Newman moment. It was the one where he went to court with Kramer to contest the speeding ticket. His slow turn into LUNATIC NEWMAN is hilarious. I love :38

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmZIa55hZmE

God, that's amazing.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Pompous Rhombus posted:

God, that's amazing.

Man, I miss Wayne Knight. Shame he's been relegated to a purgatory of cartoon voice acting, cameos, and being The Punisher's sidekick ever since he lost weight. :sigh:

The sheer :psyduck: of the post-Seinfeld careers of everyone involved with the show is something I'm still getting used to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1zeHGIlPi4

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Fungicide?



FUNGUS?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


So, Ceausescu. He must've been some dictator.

Oh yes. He was not shy about dictating.


I assure you, if I had not been a dictator, I would not have been able to get away with that one.

HateTheInternet
Dec 19, 2004

He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!

Pooned posted:

Fungi...

Sven-jolly

GigaPeon
Apr 29, 2003

Go, man, go!

octothorpopus posted:

As soon as I get my debit card and my new bank account set up, it's mine.

Edit: "The collector's edition of Seinfeld Monopoly is a must-have for enthusiasts of the popular 'show about nothing.' While the basic rules of the classic game remain unchanged in this edition, everything from the game tokens to the title deeds features a clever Seinfeld reference. Buy a deed to Pendant Publishing, then draw a 'Yada yada yada' card and see if you've been deemed 'sponge-worthy.' For players eight years and older, this is a chance to be both a real-estate mogul and a Seinfeld trivia whiz."

I just gave myself a charlie horse from this knee-slapper.

I like how it goes right from "sponge-worthy" to being appropriate for eight year olds.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
For sale, a big, juicy van!

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

"Ahh! That's some tart cider!"

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Leyburn posted:

For sale, a big, juicy van!

It's all about tickling their buying bone!

Andore
Aug 27, 2003

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxGRE2wpjsY

I could watch Frank stopping short all day especially when you notice Julia cracking up before they change angles.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Leyburn posted:

For sale, a big, juicy van!

"It says here, 'Interesting trades considered.'"
"You put that in there!"

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

JethroMcB posted:

"It says here, 'Interesting trades considered.'"
"You put that in there!"

SEINFELD'S VAN! SEINFELD'S VAN! :supaburn:

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat

DrBouvenstein posted:

SEINFELD'S VAN! SEINFELD'S VAN! :supaburn:

I think he said Son of Sam!!

penis sandwich
Aug 28, 2004

have some pudding :)
"Hey, that van's a-rockin'." :haw:

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


penis sandwich posted:

"Hey, that van's a-rockin'." :haw:

Don't go a-knockin'! :gonk:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Turpitude posted:

I think he said Son of Sam!!

I knew it wasn't Berzowitz!

WoG
Jul 13, 2004

Leyburn posted:

For sale, a big, juicy van!
I don't think I want to meet the people who are in the market for a used van.

^one of the funniest lines of the series, right there.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

potee posted:

I knew it wasn't Berzowitz!
KEITH HERNANDEZ?!

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Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
George: "She is really cool, whadda you think, you think she likes me?"

Jerry: "I should have gotten the eggwhite omelette.."

George: "Eh, why would she like me, who am I? There's a million people to like..."

Jerry: "The omelette... drat.."


EDIT: Hahahah, I'm watching "The Soup" and I love how for some reason Bania isn't bothered at all by the fact that Jerry is completely miserable having dinner with him, just as long as he gets what he deems to be a "meal".

Relayer fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Aug 25, 2010

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