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Jean Eric Burn
Nov 10, 2007

Likewise, people who won't spend the $12 or whatever to spraypaint body kits at least temporarily.

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DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...
Let me get this straight. They took out the 4.6L, put in a 5.0L and a carb? I fail to see that they could make cheaper power with buying a new engine and stuff. Let alone nothing ever working in the dash again.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Baby Hitler posted:

Let me get this straight. They took out the 4.6L, put in a 5.0L and a carb? I fail to see that they could make cheaper power with buying a new engine and stuff. Let alone nothing ever working in the dash again.

Hey, some people just like working really hard for less than 200 wheel horsepower ok :colbert:

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

Detroit Q. Spider posted:

Hey, some people just like working really hard for less than 200 wheel horsepower ok :colbert:

Yeah, but typically they buy Hondas.




Also, you just knew by looking that the owner of that International truck was a guy named Eugene.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

trouser chili posted:

Yeah, but typically they buy Hondas.

Somehow I knew this was coming. Thanks for being predictable, trouser chili! :v:

Also I think all the Hondas in the world have been parted out or crashed at this point, so you have to find something else now.

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

I've seen Doritos, Skittles, and M&Ms. Now available: Lemonheads!


Click here for the full 1376x694 image.


http://jackson.craigslist.org/cto/1921011298.html

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Baby Hitler posted:

Let me get this straight. They took out the 4.6L, put in a 5.0L and a carb? I fail to see that they could make cheaper power with buying a new engine and stuff. Let alone nothing ever working in the dash again.
Our local ricer forum has a guy who insists on knowing whether or not various new cars can be downgraded to carbs because he "just doesn't understand" EFI. He has a Factory Five Cobra that makes something like 120dB at idle (because our province doesn't bother regulating exhaust).

I imagine he would still need to learn how to interface the remaining chunks of the ECU that you need for poo poo like power windows, the radio, and the ignition immobilizer with the carburetor - which strikes me as a lot harder than picking up "Fuel Maps for Dummies" and just getting over the fact that it's no longer 1965.

I'm trying to talk Slung Blade into buying this for his highway commute:

Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Aug 27, 2010

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

Detroit Q. Spider posted:

Somehow I knew this was coming. Thanks for being predictable, trouser chili! :v:

Also I think all the Hondas in the world have been parted out or crashed at this point, so you have to find something else now.

I have three Hondas.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

Clamwacker posted:

I just don't understand what would inspire someone to install that front bumper. On any car, let alone a mid-90s Ford Thunderbird.

Especially since it so obviously doesn't fit. That Tbird looks like a 2nd gen Eclipse with an overbite.

extreme_accordion
Apr 9, 2009

trouser chili posted:

Also, you just knew by looking that the owner of that International truck was a guy named Eugene.

If Eugene Reznlizinski says it runs good. Then it runs good! This thing is closer to Eau Claire than it is Wausau.
Was going to offer to take more pictures of it and possibly a test drive since I'm headed up that way in a week but it's too drat far from my destination.

Clamwacker
Feb 12, 2007

It is now time to rock out with your cock out. BEGIN!

Q_res posted:

Especially since it so obviously doesn't fit. That Tbird looks like a 2nd gen Eclipse with an overbite.

Up to this point I was thinking it looked like a Fox body Mustang had a retarded child with an Integra, but now that you point it out, yeah... exactly.

Honestly, the whole front end makes me feel like what's happening on the back end isn't all that bad. Sort of like how getting your toe smashed isn't that bad if you have a terrible toothache.

MATLAB 1988
Sep 20, 2009
Have I posted about my Subaru XT yet? Here are pictures of my Subaru XT. POST POST POST.
How to sell your Ford Taurus for five times its value:

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/1922053975.html

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

At least he's honest and not trying to say it's a Mercedes to get some dumbass to try to buy it.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I doubt parts would be super easy to find, but this would be sweet all restored

quote:

1966 Nissan Patrol

Rare Fixer Upper!!
In running condition
Used as a hunting vehicle-mostly pulled behind a truck to hunting location
Working PTO winch
Parked for 30 years
** Additional engine, transmission and transfer case comes with it

$1000 OBO

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

^
That is a sweet, sweet ride for a great price.

This, however, is not.

http://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/1893873717.html

Click here for the full 1100x931 image.


This poor thing. Someone buy it and pull and Old Yeller to put it out of its misery.

Man-Eating Cow
Jan 18, 2001

by Fistgrrl

You Are A Elf posted:

^
That is a sweet, sweet ride for a great price.

This, however, is not.

http://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/1893873717.html

Click here for the full 1100x931 image.


This poor thing. Someone buy it and pull and Old Yeller to put it out of its misery.

It really "turns heads" as people slowly mouth "What...the...gently caress..."

eddiewalker
Apr 28, 2004

Arrrr ye landlubber

You Are A Elf posted:

^
That is a sweet, sweet ride for a great price.

This, however, is not.

http://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/1893873717.html

Click here for the full 1100x931 image.


This poor thing. Someone buy it and pull and Old Yeller to put it out of its misery.

I couldn't figure out which end was the front in the first photo.

Rogz
Jul 22, 2009

Mr booby head vagina man.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Mighty Horse posted:

If it was anything like my '84 I used to have, about 70MPH.

What is all this ridiculous hate? My first car was a 1988 Buick Skylark Limited and it was awesome. I liked the way the car looked, the digital dashboard was awesome, and the car was very comfortable. The Quad-4 engine was peppy as heck, and I had that car up to 116mph before what I assume was the electronic governor kicked in.

I loved that car.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Phantom LOLbooth posted:

What is all this ridiculous hate? My first car was a 1988 Buick Skylark Limited and it was awesome. I liked the way the car looked, the digital dashboard was awesome, and the car was very comfortable. The Quad-4 engine was peppy as heck, and I had that car up to 116mph before what I assume was the electronic governor kicked in.

I loved that car.

Different car.

But the 88 was on a poo poo platform, too.

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug

Phantom LOLbooth posted:

What is all this ridiculous hate? My first car was a 1988 Buick Skylark Limited and it was awesome. I liked the way the car looked, the digital dashboard was awesome, and the car was very comfortable. The Quad-4 engine was peppy as heck, and I had that car up to 116mph before what I assume was the electronic governor kicked in.

Buicks in general are considered boring cars for old people, and the Skylark, being the cheapest low-end Buick at the time, is considered to be a car for nerds and people old before their time. And frankly, the Skylarks were pretty fugly cars in the '80s.

If you were a cool kid and wanted something similar in the GM line, you would have gotten something like a Quad4 Grand Am, instead of the Buick. Although it was the same car, the ribbed plastic cladding and lack of chrome made the Grand Am less of an old man's car.

Also, I'm guessing you didn't own that Skylark for a very long time, because over the long run, the Quad4 had a reputation for being troublesome.

KlementGottwald
Dec 24, 2009

by angerbot
The 80's were a nightmare for GM. The N-body is just one of their examples of "excellence". That decade tainted many on the products that they offered, they were simply not good cars. At all.


People didn't stop buying their cars for no reason. They are just pulling out of that horrible time now. Perception is a powerful thing.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/pts/1919195681.html



Someone needs to buy this. Right. Now.

madattheinternet
May 8, 2004

PLEASE STOP! PLEASE!

KozmoNaut posted:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/pts/1919195681.html



Someone needs to buy this. Right. Now.

If he cuts his price by 50% he might have some luck finding a buyer. "Rolling body" sounds to me like "stripped bucket of bolts" and who knows what's going on with the rest of the package. It sounds like this guy bought everything for way more than he should have, tore the car apart to prep for the swap and then realized it would never, ever be completed. I'd stay far away.

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

KlementGottwald posted:


People didn't stop buying their cars for no reason. They are just pulling out of that horrible time now. Perception is a powerful thing.

I was born in 1978, and going through those dark automotive years my father owned GM cars, as was practically a requirement for his job, and today he's all but disown me if I bought one today.

xarph
Jun 18, 2001


expected "buy these stolen car parts," got... I dunno what it is.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/1928527923.html


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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Hmm...not bad. The Japanese are learning. Pretty soon while all American car-ad chicks are fat, ugly, sickly, and demanding, Japanese car ads will be full of lean, healthy, reasonably attractive chicks who are also cheap dates.

http://ucar.autos.yahoo.co.jp/detail.html?article_id=U000000CU0006071707

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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
http://ucar.autos.yahoo.co.jp/detail.html?article_id=U000000CU0006071706



http://ucar.autos.yahoo.co.jp/detail.html?article_id=U000000CU0006088773



http://ucar.autos.yahoo.co.jp/detail.html?article_id=U000000CU0006088769



[url]http://rd.yahoo.co.jp/autos/ucar/renew/2/*http://ucar.autos.yahoo.co.jp/detail.html?article_id=U000000CU0006067348[/url]




http://ucar.autos.yahoo.co.jp/detail.html?article_id=U000000CU0005920568



[url]http://rd.yahoo.co.jp/autos/ucar/renew/2/*http://ucar.autos.yahoo.co.jp/detail.html?article_id=U000000CU0006071707[/url]










And finally:
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T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

VideoTapir posted:

Hmm...not bad. The Japanese are learning. Pretty soon while all American car-ad chicks are fat, ugly, sickly, and demanding, Japanese car ads will be full of lean, healthy, reasonably attractive chicks who are also cheap dates.

http://ucar.autos.yahoo.co.jp/detail.html?article_id=U000000CU0006071707



I have to ask, what the hell is the point of that tiny little brushguard? It just seems... silly.

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003

T1g4h posted:

I have to ask, what the hell is the point of that tiny little brushguard? It just seems... silly.

Don't want the pedestrian's legs and hips breaking your bumper while you plow through that yellow light.

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



You Are A Elf posted:

^
That is a sweet, sweet ride for a great price.

This, however, is not.

http://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/1893873717.html

Click here for the full 1100x931 image.


This poor thing. Someone buy it and pull and Old Yeller to put it out of its misery.

Is the frame cracked on this? Or is the hunchback thing a look the builder was going for?

rhombus
Apr 20, 2002

The wife wants a wagon to haul the dog around...


http://omaha.craigslist.org/cto/1925670823.html

Click here for the full 816x728 image.

KlementGottwald
Dec 24, 2009

by angerbot

VideoTapir posted:




[url]http://rd.yahoo.co.jp/autos/ucar/renew/2/*http://ucar.autos.yahoo.co.jp/detail.html?article_id=U000000CU0006067348[/url]






[url]http://rd.yahoo.co.jp/autos/ucar/renew/2/*http://ucar.autos.yahoo.co.jp/detail.html?article_id=U000000CU0006071707[/url]




I'm liking the Model-Specific Badges(Crown Majesta(I think) and Corona/Carina). Toyota used to do it here too but stopped(The Cressida, Supra, and Celica All had unique badges) when that stupid sombrero-hat thing came into use in 1991.


Nissan, Mazda, and Toyota just used to have stylized versions of their names on they that they offered, or unique badges for the high-end models. The new symbols that replaced the old lettering are either really ugly(Mazda, Toyota) or do not work very well on a car(Nissan).


I know it was to build "brand-identity" or something but what could be more recognizable than the company name?

KlementGottwald fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Aug 31, 2010

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

rhombus posted:

The wife wants a wagon to haul the dog around...


http://omaha.craigslist.org/cto/1925670823.html

Click here for the full 816x728 image.


What are you wasting time here for?

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

KlementGottwald posted:

I'm liking the Model-Specific Badges(Crown Majesta(I think) and Corona/Carina). Toyota used to do it here too but stopped(The Cressida, Supra, and Celica All had unique badges) when that stupid sombrero-hat thing came into use in 1991.


Dont forget about the best toyota one:



Just to be sure no one can tell that its a mr2, they put a badge that looks like the firebirds on it.

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn


I always liked the Soarer badge.

BONUS ROUND
Feb 9, 2007

:catdrugs:

Click here for the full 810x485 image.



http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/cto/1929868311.html

:fap: too bad I have alot of projects just sitting in my driveway already

E: 380k miles?!??!! I hope thats a typo.

E2: aw who am I kidding I still want it.

BONUS ROUND fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Sep 1, 2010

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

BONUS ROUND posted:


Click here for the full 810x485 image.



http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/cto/1929868311.html

:fap: too bad I have alot of projects just sitting in my driveway already

E: 380k miles?!??!! I hope thats a typo.

E2: aw who am I kidding I still want it.

Too bad. I live in Carlsbad and if it's still for sale I'm loving buying this.

Oh my god. :fap:

Brigdh
Nov 23, 2007

That's not an oil leak. That's the automatic oil change and chassis protection feature.

glyph posted:



I went and bought it. Only a little bit of rust under the hood around one of the bolts. Otherwise pristine. I'll make a thread with tons of pics soon.

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shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Brigdh posted:

I went and bought it. Only a little bit of rust under the hood around one of the bolts. Otherwise pristine. I'll make a thread with tons of pics soon.

Please fix it up nice and make a thread about it :kiddo:

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